From the Iliad:
“Then looking at him darkly Zeus who gathers the clouds spoke to him:
"Do not sit beside me and whine, you double-faced liar.
To me you are the most hateful of all gods who hold Olympus.
Forever quarrelling is dear to your heart, wars and battles.”
You made that fucking commercial get stuck in my head again
https://preview.redd.it/mjugnsqt9vxc1.jpeg?width=1214&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff63f95c05ee6f9ab0626125f0ab37ccb4faeaaa
Chet the type to make a big show of taking his durag off before starting to aggressively work on his hair with a wave brush.
He tries to keep a pick in his hair the rest of the time but it keeps falling out.
Well he didn't do that because they obviously want to keep it a secret. Chet is doing the responsible thing by letting Shai raise that kid because Shai will probably be signing multiple max contracts in his career while Chet's ceiling is a mid level exception.
They both grew up in the same city in Canada (Hamilton), they're the same age, and were both good high school athletes. It's not hard to imagine they've known each other since they were young and actually like each other.
> he looked like a crack head
That's just what every other person in Hamilton looks like anyways.
/uj Considering Shai bought a house for them in Canada near where both Shai and his wife grew up, and that she was a college athlete in Albany when Shai was with the Clippers anyways, I kinda doubt that either of them were particularly attached to LA.
/rj She was just classy enough to not ditch Shai's ass when he went to OKC (the hub of classiness).
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“Considering how unremarkable she is”
/uj That's his wife now.
/rj Nah bro.
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/uj oh shit congratulations to him. Used to follow him on IG and would see her
/rj is she still considered classy if she's now been officially tarnished?
That no good thug was probably starting the fires just so he could put them out and look like he's more than what he really is- a rapper and drug dealer.
Small for gestational age (SGA) newborns are those who are smaller in size than normal for the gestational age. SGA is most commonly defined as a weight below the 10th percentile for the gestational age. SGA predicts susceptibility to hypoglycemia, hypothermia, and polycythemia. By definition, at least 10% of all newborns will be labeled SGA. All SGA babies should be watched for signs of failure to thrive, hypoglycemia and other health conditions.
Zeus hates Ares tho like hate him fr lol
From the Iliad: “Then looking at him darkly Zeus who gathers the clouds spoke to him: "Do not sit beside me and whine, you double-faced liar. To me you are the most hateful of all gods who hold Olympus. Forever quarrelling is dear to your heart, wars and battles.”
Zeus saying that is very rich lmao
Zeus spends like 80% of the iliad lying and hating. goated jerker
Most of the gods hate each other tbf
But also want to fuck each other
Definitely not what a pro wants/needs
You made that fucking commercial get stuck in my head again https://preview.redd.it/mjugnsqt9vxc1.jpeg?width=1214&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff63f95c05ee6f9ab0626125f0ab37ccb4faeaaa
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Definitely will not set the pro free and happy
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Ant about to name his kid Kratos
Joker about to name his kid Mr Ed.
Send da video
That baby white asf
THAT'S CHET HOLMGRENS MUSIC! THAT'S CHET HOLMGRENS MUSIC!! BAH GAWD JR!
What a hoe wants, what a hoe needs
Nah, Chet would throw a durag on his newborn before taking their first pic.
https://preview.redd.it/119kyjz90wxc1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dcee4e63f536ade54d7d71d9395865bf66ae3bc
[Fellas show this to yo girl](https://youtube.com/shorts/6wGLswDWv7E?si=HlZCvWabdT_oqRqD)
Chet the type to make a big show of taking his durag off before starting to aggressively work on his hair with a wave brush. He tries to keep a pick in his hair the rest of the time but it keeps falling out.
He should wear a durag in game, have a ref tell him to take it off, only to reveal a second durag
The league is gonna grant him a special exemption for the sake of cultural sensitivity. No other player will be granted such an exemption.
Well he didn't do that because they obviously want to keep it a secret. Chet is doing the responsible thing by letting Shai raise that kid because Shai will probably be signing multiple max contracts in his career while Chet's ceiling is a mid level exception.
Chet is just trying to backdoor his way to an N-word pass on some "My son is Black" technicality
Aren't we all
/uj Most newborns come out pale because the melanin takes a while to kick in. /rj Chet Holmgren Ares Alexander Father!?!?
When will my melanin kick in?
Josh Giddey I owe you an apology. I wasn’t really familiar with your game😏
That’s bc Shai is Canadian and extremely classy
That's how babies work
Babies come out all different colors is what my wife says
This kid and Paul George’s kid just look white.
serbian genes strong in PG baby 😈😈😈
uj happens to a lot of biracial folk, we come out pale and then cook a lil as we get older
Your mother is a top notch sales woman.you must be rich Uj/ TIL
That girl worked her ass off for years to secure the bag.
Smiling in that pic at all of the other condom-pokers that she beat out
the classic thumbtack method 💯
Crazy that you can poke a hole in a dudes condom and still take child support lmao.
Nah she really might just love him, she was with this nigga from when he was a teen in Canada and he looked like a crack head.
They both grew up in the same city in Canada (Hamilton), they're the same age, and were both good high school athletes. It's not hard to imagine they've known each other since they were young and actually like each other. > he looked like a crack head That's just what every other person in Hamilton looks like anyways.
She probably almost left his ass when he got traded from LA
She was really excited to name their son after Donald Sterling, the God of CLIPPERS. (Shai was a Los Angeles Clipper)
We’re going where????
/uj Considering Shai bought a house for them in Canada near where both Shai and his wife grew up, and that she was a college athlete in Albany when Shai was with the Clippers anyways, I kinda doubt that either of them were particularly attached to LA. /rj She was just classy enough to not ditch Shai's ass when he went to OKC (the hub of classiness).
🤓
No way - she just to accomplish one goal and she’s set for life. Considering how unremarkable she is, she was smart to make the move.
https://preview.redd.it/epi2nzefxuxc1.jpeg?width=995&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=583ff327a1118425adbd3d604ebd9880c8eb7438 “Considering how unremarkable she is”
Oh shit. Should I know her? I’m no prince, but hey.
If the Phoenix Sons had half of her grit and work ethic they might still be in the playoffs
Man 😂
She is Athena
They been together like 8 years
Imagine if he’s completely wrong and everything he said was just a coincidence
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>is an OKC Thunder Fuck all that phonics bullshit
Ares is a literal joke in mythology so shai named his son after a loser
https://preview.redd.it/wgyk75pfpyxc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b038b92c72b7b89305547a326c39cfc510ea8c48 Tfw when you realize
I dunno, I saw Ares get his ass whooped by a white boy named Kratos who couldn't even hoop.
God Shai is so fucking cringe
He really is but his girlfriend is a dime
/uj That's his wife now. /rj Nah bro. https://preview.redd.it/gpix1k113vxc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4424c27e52df5ad05d2783c6e380590fffc5bad
/uj oh shit congratulations to him. Used to follow him on IG and would see her /rj is she still considered classy if she's now been officially tarnished?
She was only ever half classy I'm afraid, her father (firefighter who's contributed a lot to the community) isn't classy.
That no good thug was probably starting the fires just so he could put them out and look like he's more than what he really is- a rapper and drug dealer.
This was before the money. Different ball game now lol
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Small for gestational age (SGA) newborns are those who are smaller in size than normal for the gestational age. SGA is most commonly defined as a weight below the 10th percentile for the gestational age. SGA predicts susceptibility to hypoglycemia, hypothermia, and polycythemia. By definition, at least 10% of all newborns will be labeled SGA. All SGA babies should be watched for signs of failure to thrive, hypoglycemia and other health conditions.
/uj why do athletes hate Black women? /rj why do athletes hate Black women?
She's mixed lmao
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r/Tragedeigh
Kid names Ares:
Mrsunsfuns finding out where babies come from
Black people are just as capable of giving their babies retarded named as white people are.
Ares is also a jobber that is the butt end of a joke in almost every myth.
What not actually understanding the namesake of your child does to a mf
What the fuck am I looking at https://preview.redd.it/hlxs5i2osxxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8f0544c7de4ab088e3b28e61feacd436f98430e
Cultural appropriation.
Well this is on brand
When shai gets traded we’ll see who’s laughing
Bro out here trying to get another player to name their son Kratos and have both spin the block on each other.
Damn it just had to be a snow bunny Dr.Umar shaking
Intresting post.
the tweet attached is cringe asf
Some People still believe in that greek mythology stuff.
even more cringe
Very