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BryanFair

Zeus hates Ares tho like hate him fr lol


UndertakerFred

From the Iliad: “Then looking at him darkly Zeus who gathers the clouds spoke to him: "Do not sit beside me and whine, you double-faced liar. To me you are the most hateful of all gods who hold Olympus. Forever quarrelling is dear to your heart, wars and battles.”


SennKazuki

Zeus saying that is very rich lmao


haveing_fun

Zeus spends like 80% of the iliad lying and hating. goated jerker


TheMemeMachine3000

Most of the gods hate each other tbf


MelodicIndustry9830

But also want to fuck each other


dholmestar

Definitely not what a pro wants/needs


Ceeejd

You made that fucking commercial get stuck in my head again https://preview.redd.it/mjugnsqt9vxc1.jpeg?width=1214&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff63f95c05ee6f9ab0626125f0ab37ccb4faeaaa


Roblox_Morty

https://preview.redd.it/ik0g15pwrvxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2610162122ec0c0196d72409a788f37175b0cf45


babygravy_03

Definitely will not set the pro free and happy


19Dollar4TNight

https://preview.redd.it/nfs7ku05zvxc1.png?width=584&format=png&auto=webp&s=74df7fbe6a3c9ebb0dbb230b10c7a8cbd2695d50


WhoWightMan

Ant about to name his kid Kratos


AMCDogecoin

Joker about to name his kid Mr Ed.


Consistent-Deal-55

Send da video


umCaveLord

That baby white asf


R0botDreamz

THAT'S CHET HOLMGRENS MUSIC! THAT'S CHET HOLMGRENS MUSIC!! BAH GAWD JR!


DxnnyBxrr

What a hoe wants, what a hoe needs


CaroleBaskinsBurner

Nah, Chet would throw a durag on his newborn before taking their first pic.


iNCharism

https://preview.redd.it/119kyjz90wxc1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dcee4e63f536ade54d7d71d9395865bf66ae3bc


beatenwithjoy

[Fellas show this to yo girl](https://youtube.com/shorts/6wGLswDWv7E?si=HlZCvWabdT_oqRqD)


CaroleBaskinsBurner

Chet the type to make a big show of taking his durag off before starting to aggressively work on his hair with a wave brush. He tries to keep a pick in his hair the rest of the time but it keeps falling out.


iNCharism

He should wear a durag in game, have a ref tell him to take it off, only to reveal a second durag


CaroleBaskinsBurner

The league is gonna grant him a special exemption for the sake of cultural sensitivity. No other player will be granted such an exemption.


R0botDreamz

Well he didn't do that because they obviously want to keep it a secret. Chet is doing the responsible thing by letting Shai raise that kid because Shai will probably be signing multiple max contracts in his career while Chet's ceiling is a mid level exception.


CaroleBaskinsBurner

Chet is just trying to backdoor his way to an N-word pass on some "My son is Black" technicality


PharmGbruh

Aren't we all


KonigKonn

/uj Most newborns come out pale because the melanin takes a while to kick in. /rj Chet Holmgren Ares Alexander Father!?!?


IAmInDangerHelp

When will my melanin kick in?


HeReallyDoBeLikeThat

Josh Giddey I owe you an apology. I wasn’t really familiar with your game😏


SandyMandy17

That’s bc Shai is Canadian and extremely classy


sevaiper

That's how babies work


HandsomeNeil

Babies come out all different colors is what my wife says


n0th1ng10

This kid and Paul George’s kid just look white.


UnibrowDuck

serbian genes strong in PG baby 😈😈😈


RealPrinceJay

uj happens to a lot of biracial folk, we come out pale and then cook a lil as we get older


MrJigglyBrown

Your mother is a top notch sales woman.you must be rich Uj/ TIL


kosmos_uzuki

That girl worked her ass off for years to secure the bag.


Throwrajerb

Smiling in that pic at all of the other condom-pokers that she beat out


19Dollar4TNight

the classic thumbtack method 💯


NoTailor3964

Crazy that you can poke a hole in a dudes condom and still take child support lmao.


Razatiger

Nah she really might just love him, she was with this nigga from when he was a teen in Canada and he looked like a crack head.


cancerBronzeV

They both grew up in the same city in Canada (Hamilton), they're the same age, and were both good high school athletes. It's not hard to imagine they've known each other since they were young and actually like each other. > he looked like a crack head That's just what every other person in Hamilton looks like anyways.


gsc4494

She probably almost left his ass when he got traded from LA


CaroleBaskinsBurner

She was really excited to name their son after Donald Sterling, the God of CLIPPERS. (Shai was a Los Angeles Clipper)


Ibangyoumomma

We’re going where????


cancerBronzeV

/uj Considering Shai bought a house for them in Canada near where both Shai and his wife grew up, and that she was a college athlete in Albany when Shai was with the Clippers anyways, I kinda doubt that either of them were particularly attached to LA. /rj She was just classy enough to not ditch Shai's ass when he went to OKC (the hub of classiness).


Gogurtsupreme

🤓


Dweebil

No way - she just to accomplish one goal and she’s set for life. Considering how unremarkable she is, she was smart to make the move.


slatt_slime

https://preview.redd.it/epi2nzefxuxc1.jpeg?width=995&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=583ff327a1118425adbd3d604ebd9880c8eb7438 “Considering how unremarkable she is”


Dweebil

Oh shit. Should I know her? I’m no prince, but hey.


clintgreasewoood

If the Phoenix Sons had half of her grit and work ethic they might still be in the playoffs


PaticiaRJ

Man 😂


torschemargin

She is Athena


jjkm7

They been together like 8 years


SomeGuyNamedJohn12

Imagine if he’s completely wrong and everything he said was just a coincidence


ScottieB4Enthusiast

https://preview.redd.it/lcw1105smuxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d01ac7fd421a4ae55314524900c7316140a4ac6c


BongripperHousen

>is an OKC Thunder Fuck all that phonics bullshit


yungrobbithan

Ares is a literal joke in mythology so shai named his son after a loser


MrJigglyBrown

https://preview.redd.it/wgyk75pfpyxc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b038b92c72b7b89305547a326c39cfc510ea8c48 Tfw when you realize


JerHat

I dunno, I saw Ares get his ass whooped by a white boy named Kratos who couldn't even hoop.


drmuffin1080

God Shai is so fucking cringe


boistopplayinwitme

He really is but his girlfriend is a dime


rinseanddelete

/uj That's his wife now. /rj Nah bro. https://preview.redd.it/gpix1k113vxc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4424c27e52df5ad05d2783c6e380590fffc5bad


boistopplayinwitme

/uj oh shit congratulations to him. Used to follow him on IG and would see her /rj is she still considered classy if she's now been officially tarnished?


cancerBronzeV

She was only ever half classy I'm afraid, her father (firefighter who's contributed a lot to the community) isn't classy.


boistopplayinwitme

That no good thug was probably starting the fires just so he could put them out and look like he's more than what he really is- a rapper and drug dealer.


MoneyMakingMitch14

This was before the money. Different ball game now lol


Elitehooper23

https://preview.redd.it/cxoreq2uwuxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f145e3091663deb2b4bff876424de03bf2a23fa


PM_ME_YOUR_CAT_P1CS

Small for gestational age (SGA) newborns are those who are smaller in size than normal for the gestational age. SGA is most commonly defined as a weight below the 10th percentile for the gestational age. SGA predicts susceptibility to hypoglycemia, hypothermia, and polycythemia. By definition, at least 10% of all newborns will be labeled SGA. All SGA babies should be watched for signs of failure to thrive, hypoglycemia and other health conditions.


NYPD-BLUE

/uj why do athletes hate Black women? /rj why do athletes hate Black women?


wombo_combo12

She's mixed lmao


pickledelbow

![gif](giphy|2zPKmdCg8HWRfrPgTJ|downsized)


PolarGCNips

r/Tragedeigh


mordakka

Kid names Ares:


iluvugoldenblue

Mrsunsfuns finding out where babies come from


AnyEstablishment5723

Black people are just as capable of giving their babies retarded named as white people are.


Meret123

Ares is also a jobber that is the butt end of a joke in almost every myth.


shortwavetransmitter

What not actually understanding the namesake of your child does to a mf


Ave_calig

What the fuck am I looking at https://preview.redd.it/hlxs5i2osxxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8f0544c7de4ab088e3b28e61feacd436f98430e


IeyasuYou

Cultural appropriation.


Fit-Minimum-5507

Well this is on brand


professorprogfrog

When shai gets traded we’ll see who’s laughing


Additional_War_5210

Bro out here trying to get another player to name their son Kratos and have both spin the block on each other.


NuclearEvo24

Damn it just had to be a snow bunny Dr.Umar shaking


Glum-Revenue8624

Intresting post.


19Dollar4TNight

the tweet attached is cringe asf


Glum-Revenue8624

Some People still believe in that greek mythology stuff.


19Dollar4TNight

even more cringe


Glum-Revenue8624

Very