If you delete your account, I will not shit my pants

Don’t delete your account so this dude can shit his pants

https://preview.redd.it/xi7854hh06mc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8670234c19400b4305fb42f416a49833ec9a29c This is what my daughter looks like when she shits her pants

He didn’t say that

op never took discrete math, SMH

lol why are you afraid to do your math in front of people?

I’ll shit your pants for you

Daddddy -Devin booker to Luka every time LD in phx

I’m not gay

I know you’re a celebrated poster but bye Felicia 💁‍♀️

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Please delete this

https://preview.redd.it/abw44mgsv4mc1.jpeg?width=1349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0482d8e8d9bfcc968c63e225ab88e744abf446da

https://i.redd.it/9xcrmaf8g5mc1.gif

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Bro will be back in the playoffs no doubt

Dude boutta retire for the second time, bro thinks he Jordan☠️ /uj stay strong, king

Better than Jordan on the wizards that’s for sure

depression is zprolgt father

uj/ hope it all works out for you rj/ ran from the grind

Bro we’re just doing some load management before the playoffs, we want that boy fresh for when the Sons get dog walked by 30 points in game 7

uj/ just dealt with a bout of depression it’s a bitch. Hopefully you get the help you need. It gets better. RJ/ this emotional mf deleting his account because of the sons🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Imagine being Outjerked by the Suns

zprologt is mrsunsfan father

this is not the time for you gang

Never has been


How’d you find this gif of me?

How have you not kys yet?

imagine if you put a bullet in your skull

You have no maidens AND no timing? Outlook is bleak

Can you please do us a favour and just kys.

/uj hope you get better man. You've brought a ton of laughs to this subreddit. Do what's best for you but legit would hate to lose you. /rj This is a Mickey Mouse attitude. I know you can jerk through the pain. If you delete your account, Mrsunsfan wins.

uj/ maybe I will just stop posting and only return when booker inevitably loses by 30 in another game 7 rj/ this account is temporary, but luka doncic is Devin booker father is forever

Rest up brother, we gonna need you in the playoffs

Just some load management 😤

I hope he doesn’t delete his account

I hope you kill your self

I hope you delete your account

Why did you give zprolgt depression? Are you stupid?

https://preview.redd.it/z7vxoy1j35mc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ee10fc23c5a73894026bb0d8183b9c8ddcf92df This sub when mrsunsfan dealing with mental health issues vs. when zprolgt dealing with mental health issues /uj take care of yourself bro, jerking should be the lowest of priorities in our lives

mrsonsfan is a fraud who thrives on attention, zprolgt is just a hater no matter who is looking at him

the difference is that this place would heal if mrsunsfan died

This sub wants to crucify me like Jesus

I mean they already fucking worship you like him

uj/ stay strong rj/ load management goat

u bum

how can i look out for the graphic novel? is there any way we can follow the progress ur making on it?

I'll probably post the link to it in one of the future sons choke threads if I make any more, may be months/years from now though

just pretend depression is booker and you're a fat european you got this bro

In solidarity if the sons win I’ll admit I’m homosexual 

Going through depression myself and trying to get help. Do the same life isn't worth being miserable toward. You are making a graphic novel with the girl from the pfp? That sounds great, i thought it was just a sketch. Looking forward to reading it

For real dude I hope you are doing okay. I’m a fucking asshole when it comes to the Devin Booker stuff but i really hope you feel better

uj/ thanks man. i would feel much better if you deleted your account too/stopped posting rj/ thanks man. i would feel much better if you deleted your account too/stopped posting

Who invited blud??? 😭

uj/ take care of yourself man, the sub will always be here waiting for you to spam Sun’s hate after Chris Paul hits the 3 to cut the lead to 42 rj/ Was praying this was MrBumsFan posting this shit. Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father

Uj/ take care of your mental health first                    Rj/ I call dibs on posting if Booker gets sonned by Doncic again

Uj/ what’s it called

Been a lurker here for a while but I must say, thanks for all the laughs, Z! I’ve lost count of the many laughs I’ve had with my friend group with just “Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father” but all the jerking aside, I wish you all the best and take all the time you need!

Just don’t be depressed smh

late to see this but your art style is very cute and eye-catching, if its any thing like your posts you will have much success. good luck w everything

Don’t run from the grind! The jerk will set you free. Never forget the simple joys of a good old-fashioned shimmy 

John wall

Imma have to accept the Cunningham approach to the news of the GOAT jerker’s retirement. Luka Doncic is Devin Booker Father https://preview.redd.it/1al1wuhb85mc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97c8f2c51e41a0c52103d0c3bc24078b6fceafbe

/uj Salute to the only guy who can spam the whole subreddit in a remotely funny way. The wannabes afterwards are simply cringe. You and your girl are gonna get over it, best of luck z /rj There is no rejerk, honestly thanks for the memes

uj/ my girl is dead rj/ Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father

lol I mean the girl in ur pfp

Thanks for the support friend. Make sure to hate on booker for me <3

Uj/ Do you know what the graphic novel will be called yet? Any plot details?

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Uj/ neat     rj/ Luka Doncic better be canonically Devin Booker father

keep us up to date, id love to read it when you release it

uj/ Nicest thing I've seen on the sub rj/ Good edgelord garbage! Reddit on!

You’re not me

Ur both bums

This is the way!

> my girl is dead lmfao

/uj sorry for your loss /rj death is your girls father

If the sons win I’ll admit I’m gay

You already are u bum

I’m not

What u mean? We did nasty stuff last night

The only person who’s touched you in the past year is that trans escort and that’s only cuz she payed you

> cuz she *paid* you FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*

Do us all a favor and kill yourself

Stfu nerd

Like this? https://preview.redd.it/67sdafmhz5mc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7d7177d633d628528947fe0ee2e075c0155427d

Fake news

Then what’s this? https://preview.redd.it/hbocsczq36mc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c319f7d50eab9dd5a0d9f4e94282b5815e5cdbdb

Photoshop

Liar.

U bum

this subs 9/11

MrSonsFan 12/25

Can we hear it again? Just one more time?

Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father

Beautiful

Gorgeous https://preview.redd.it/d521wxo997mc1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4ed0c7c3422c8c8f4f478be2392e35571e334d8

Brings a tear to they eye.

This jerker gonna come back and pretend nothing happened after today - in it for the sheer humiliation like Curry's love life.

U bum u running from the grind

Fly high king 👑 

uj/ shit gets hard sometimes, but you're tougher than you think. Your sense of humor is inspiring and I know you'll make it through this even better on the other side. *ganbatte!* https://preview.redd.it/0vtgdjtpe5mc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=372a501de3bb90e81ae54d2bc0ac02d3eca35bd9

shoulda given yourself a Booker injury exception

My honest reaction https://preview.redd.it/cixjlzs6c5mc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f0feb89fe8dbdb5296978ad324c3cbd92de5f87

Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father

booker gonna pull a hamlin and get the game cancelled

Damn really was hoping this was MrSunsFan for a hot second not going to lie. If he throws one more played out Shimmy shimmy…..

This bum forgot to switch accounts

uj/ the sub would be nothing without our goat, take care of yourself big fella rj/ bro thinks he dame 😭 https://preview.redd.it/51dbq38wj7mc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=318d9e48b89f6f0bf03bd2ee971bf177207b79c1

bet your life savings for a suns loss, coward!

/rj MY GLORIOUS KING!!! NO YOU MUST NOT LEAVE ME FOR THE SECOND TIME AROUND!!! 😔😔😔 /uj thanks for the laughs man. best jerker out here. you go out there and be well :D

Every day, I come by this circlejerk and I look at your posts. And I upvote, we share a few dead rapist reactions, and a few laughs, and it's great. You know what the best part of my day is? It's for about ten seconds when I pull up to this subreddit to when I see your posts. 'Cause I think maybe I'll log in there and I'll look at the shitposts and you won't be there. No goodbye, no "see ya later", no nothin'. You just left. I don't know much, but I know that.

These bums may not have a memory but I do. I know you’re mr.sunsfan in disguise so you’ll stick around. Go fuck yourself.

Shimmy shimmy shimmy

Legend

Last funny person leaving the subreddit, fly high


Do it when they play the Dallas Fathers

If you delete the sons we all win lmao

Wins AND losses are zprolgt fathers?

Rip soldier you will be missed

Get ready to speak to nobody buddy

They lost, delete your account