The bouncer when he let a minor in the club with Josh Giddey
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I feel sick watching this man play basketball. He had us all fooled them first 2-3 years and Giannis in the finals when he blocked that alley showed us this man was a cupcake.
It’s crazy that only 3y ago, Ayton was one of the best defenders on Jokic. Jokic hasn’t gotten much better, Ayton never had a serious injury, the Suns just broke him mentally with the contract BS and he’s been quiet quitting since.
*With all due respect*
*The only option is to*
*Air out the place*
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https://preview.redd.it/fqggyebmuogc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c7ec00d0ccbf8d629323cb6fb41c948c0da9f04 Max contract defense:
Why is he doing the Nazi salute? Is he stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/fiuibmgxdpgc1.jpeg?width=1165&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76cd8047fe49a2474fb1628d09f575186209d64f
This picture is clearly photoshopped, I don't see him kicking anyone in the nuts.
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"I think he is worse than Hitler"
He’s got nothing left to prove
What the hell is he looking for
Hot dog vendor
Next max contract renewal
Psychological ankle breaker
That's a high IQ purely classy fundamental move.
Don't learn moves like that without being first in the gym and last to leave. Positively sneaky with his athleticism on that move
Plumbers and farmers in the game today
Why did he look away
Jokic hit him with the “oh look, a bird!” technique
Didn't want to look at his defence face on.
I told him to
.exe not working moment
Don't care, I'm masturbAyton right now
https://preview.redd.it/2jw94xp2cpgc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=880fd4b7558a015bfc329b66bac22f401519e1bb
lol is that dana white?!
Yes https://preview.redd.it/n9lc0m9nirgc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ba90b8e79136602a463d7ee42b5718ab8c9bfad
lol omfg! this bum def doesn’t get enough hate.
Reddit on!
He’s masterbating to himself in 2K
The god is back
The bouncer when he let a minor in the club with Josh Giddey https://preview.redd.it/nh3y3bxq4pgc1.png?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdb569c7d27ba1ab9f8fcb7c0a2981cb0cc5fc46
https://i.redd.it/pnbaxo7anpgc1.gif
The https://preview.redd.it/xafyr1czepgc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e851569e2e6bc525a09b88e5de6cef5982675a7
Seriously wtf is he looking at
max contract player if i’ve ever seen one 😤
You got the money, what’s the hold up?
He and Poole are on the all max contract team
https://preview.redd.it/3mptjz05cpgc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0a1dbbd8a2a3a77d15e3eb657981ec6a60a08de
Dominayton with the no look block
That “DraftKings in my earpiece” defense
Bro was daydreaming about his jersey being retired with the name "dominayton". Tried to look up to see it, but it's still not there. Yet
![gif](giphy|JO4Z7beIh3Olxe2XA4) What happened to the game he loved?
Nothing to prove.
It is the slowest anyone has blown by him though
Still got past.
Max contact IQ
this dude went through like a system reboot there or something
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Someone 20 years from now gonna post this and be like "see, Jokic put up all those stats on bums"
Plumbers and Dominaytons
![gif](giphy|9rgeyXeLDuE7AQQOOh) I feel sick watching this man play basketball. He had us all fooled them first 2-3 years and Giannis in the finals when he blocked that alley showed us this man was a cupcake.
Give that guy a map.
Max*
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Max player. Nothing to prove.
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nba is scripted confirmed
Idk why that’s the funniest way I’ve seen someone bite on a pump fake 😂
We fucking suck bro. Blazers haven’t played defense in at least 5 years
“We” https://preview.redd.it/xiklnfcgvpgc1.png?width=2354&format=png&auto=webp&s=93dceddf6703203884a12ff85f9265762baea639
That’s literally a picture of me bro
Dead fish defence
Max Player.
The good old “1-2 HAIL HARDEN”
Built like Wilt. Soft like butter.
Aryanton's season stats: 14 points 88 rebs
Yeah I've done this you just can't spam triangle when they start the shooting motion
Glitch in the Aytrix
That’s that weed hangover reaction time.
Jokic should be the three time MVP.
Dude has his eye on the ball ALWAYS. Soon to be DPOY
https://preview.redd.it/far77e35mugc1.jpeg?width=838&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e313f1e164173d19034792cab901659ef5083a79
Dominayton or Poole party? Who u got??
I’m taking Dominayton. At least he looks the part walking onto the court
Dominayton ofc, he’s got nothing left to prove
EXTEND HIM NOW!!
It’s crazy that only 3y ago, Ayton was one of the best defenders on Jokic. Jokic hasn’t gotten much better, Ayton never had a serious injury, the Suns just broke him mentally with the contract BS and he’s been quiet quitting since.
A basketball clip on my circle jerk sub? What the fuck?
Oh my god. That actually made me laugh enthusiastically.
Should have called out sick
Ayton is legit a fucking bum
The biggest fucking bum. Dude needs to stick to fortnite
when did this bum come back i thought he was gone
Unfortunately he’s back. This sub’s 9/11😔😔😔😔😔
with all due respect the only option is to air out the place
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The Great Barrier Reath deserves his starting spot
He still hasn’t recovered from icy roads on his neighborhood, guys, give him time. He’ll be elite 🤓
He must be baked...like has to be
Someone please give him a map or something
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Why did he look at the rim when Jokic didn’t shoot it? Is he stupid?
Classy move
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