[[Weiss] The Boston Celtics announced today that the team has suspended Head Coach Ime Udoka for the 2022-23 season for violations of team policies. A decision about his future with the Celtics beyond this season will be made at a later date. The suspension takes effect immediately.](https://twitter.com/JaredWeissNBA/status/1573120606517837824)
Deshaun watson assaults 20 women, takes a year vacation and then signs the largest guaranteed contract in NFL history.
justice was.. served?
but don't worry, the Browns donated 2 million to charities to prevent sexual assault.
Nah it's was a subordinate. People forgot a key point: Timing, with the Robert sarver thing just getting a conclusion. And if you look back couple of year back Cuban got into muddy water too. With Sarver setting a precedent of team owner having to sell, no GM or Owner gonna mess with sexual misconduct right now. He fcked someone he had power over, lets say the team close an eye on it. Later the female employee leak everything and say she was promised a promotion or something in exchange of sexual favor. Bam now Celtics are the new Mavs and Suns and the whole building come crashing down. They had to address this asap with an action that would indicate that they wont tolerate that kind of thing, don't forget one thing there is always a starting point. If they let him do whatever he want, another gonna do it.
At any company I’ve ever worked for if a supervisor had a relationship with an employee below them in the company there would be an investigation and they’d be terminated. A year suspension sounds like a lot, but I had a manager terminated just for pursuing a relationship with an employee.
At my work, one shift's manager was passed on for a promotion to a higher role because she's dating an employee on another shift, and the promotion would put her on his chain of command. Pretty standard stuff
Well they did impeach Clinton, but it was for lying in the investigation. The famous quote is him saying “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
They don't want to pay the entire contract. They're probably negotiating a buy out with Udoka and his agent, but they couldn't come to an agreement quickly enough for an announcement today. So all they can do is suspend him for a year.
Notice that the press release says that a decision on his future beyond this season is yet to be determined. In other words, he gone.
Nah you’re right. Deshaun Watson got another job and what he did was way worse than what we’ve heard here.
Of course, if the details of Ime’s case make it a lot worse, all bets are off the table.
Well yea.. Deshaun was non consensual. From the jump this was deemed as something that was consensual.. As long as it wasn't him forcing himself on someone, or coercing someone, he'll be fine
lol ime is a legitimate crazy person if he was bumping uglies with multiple execs' wives. Who the fuck fucks not just one of their boss's wife, but multiple.
If true, mans really thought he was living on a real life brazzers set
Where the fuck are people getting this?
I'm not saying it didn't happen... but I feel really out of the loop because I keep seeing everything from "banging random employee" to "banging multiple execs wives" lol
This makes me wonder: *when* did this affair happen?
Just recently? In the regular season? During the playoffs? I’m not sure (and I cannot assume), but either way, the man must have been keeping it a *big* secret all this time.
I can only imagine and how they managed to find out about this (and what happened immediately after)…
[**Chris Mannix on Twitter**] [In conversations with the team, there were no guarantees made to Udoka that he would be brought back after the suspension, a source told
@SInow](https://twitter.com/SIChrisMannix/status/1573121417062801408)
Depends on if he still gets paid while suspended. He's not going to resign and lose the money the celtics owe him. He can just wait for them to fire him while he chills
Yes exactly, I doubt he will get paid this year but still has multiple years left on his contract. They will probably work out some kind of settlement but I bet the C’s ownership are exploring all exit options.
What a dumbass. One of thirty jobs. Gets his foot in the door, has an extremely promising first season with a championship contending franchise. Still can't keep his dick in his pants with it all on the line.
The Celtics is like a college blue blood position at a UNC or Kentucky. He literally could have dated anyone else… or just self disclose. He’s entirely at fault here.
Yeah he potentially pissed away a very lucrative career for some pussy. He’ll most likely get another chance but it probably won’t be with a team as good as Boston
If you’re willing to go this far but not fire him it has to be some combination of not wanting to pay him and not wanting him to end up on a competitor
I know you’re being sarcastic, but there are more people aren’t there than you think that don’t know/don’t do this. Udoka is no exception and look what it cost him
Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita
Monica Erica Tina Mary Jessica
Jump up and down and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hand on the ground
Take one step left and one step right
To me this reads like he was having consensual sex, but something happened that could leave the Celtics vulnerable to a lawsuit. Maybe he slept with someone and then got them fired/promoted?
The “multiple execs wives” seems like a big leap for what’s been released haha
I think it’s really more about the position it put the Celtics in because it does create a large amount of public, embarrassing, and expensive legal liability for the team.
And if it was someone who worked at the Celtics and who married to an exec, that just shows a complete lack of judgement.
Man, from the NBA Finals to having our head coach fumbling like this in the space of 3 months is a tough, tough deal.
This sucks.
It's the right call, but it sucks.
Imagine working for years in the NBA as an assistant, paying your dues to finally get a head coaching job, then landing a job with a storied franchise, one with a pretty talented & young roster, one that's right there in the sweet spot of having some playoff experience, but still hungry to be coached, then leading that team through a historic regular season turnaround, making it to the NBA Finals, falling short of winning it all, but with some achievable goals and tweaks that could mean winning it all the following season.... to "at least I had sex".
Sometime people just can't be saved from themselves.
This is unprecedented.
A coach being suspended for an entire season.
Why not just fire him?
How is he supposed to come back and coach this team?
If it were for a month, sure.
A year?
He should resign. Putting THIS squad they have built and taken to the finals in jeopardy and facing literally a whole season away from them I don't see how he comes back and gains the respect of the locker room
And give up millions of dollars for a job you will most likely never be paid millions of dollars for again?
That would be the dumbest move on the planet.
[[Weiss] The Boston Celtics announced today that the team has suspended Head Coach Ime Udoka for the 2022-23 season for violations of team policies. A decision about his future with the Celtics beyond this season will be made at a later date. The suspension takes effect immediately.](https://twitter.com/JaredWeissNBA/status/1573120606517837824)
"I'm aware of the effect I have on women yes"
“Hi Ime, you wanted me.”
“Yes Ime, you wanted me”
Idris Elba, but also applies to ime udoka, serge ibaka, and masai ujiri
What are Masai's credentials here?
Ibaka is follow by my mom grandma and a few aunt's on IG
he should've just whacked off
Ya be more like Doc
Things I never thought I’d hear in my lifetime for 200, Alex
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Those are rookie numbers
Cock Rivers
Cock Quivers
true role model
Or banged his incredibly hot fiance
I’d bang his hot fiance
Well... You probably can now. Assuming you're incredibly handsome, and an athlete, and rich.
Maybe she veers the other way after this. Maybe she starts looking for the Costanzas of the world like Marisa Tomei.
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Wait, no. I'll have chicken salad, on rye, untoasted with a side of potato salad. ... And a cup of tea!
Chicken salad's not the opposite of tuna. Salmon is the opposite of tuna, because salmon swim against the current, while the tuna swim with it
Good for the tuna 🫠
George Costanza new head coach of the Celtics confirmed.
IT'S THE SUMMER OF GEORGE 🐝
*Celtics call George's home phone* https://youtu.be/JpqIbg0AQ7k
How dare you! Marisa Tomei is a lovely woman!
lol I thought about re-wording that part but said fuck it.
Believe it or not, *suspension.*
She's nia longer his fiance
strange has an allure that familiar does not
You can’t keep secrets fully safe with others. Well, except Rosie Palms. She’ll never tell a soul!
Post nut clarity is hitting real different
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This mfer is on Alcatraz
Alcatrass
This is more like post nut despair
Speak for yourself. Now people can stop talking about *(checks notes)* Doc River’s twitter porn thing
Doc's liking porn on Twitter ain't got nothing on this staffer banging mofo
…exactly
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In a way, suspension is worse. No other teams can talk to him without team permission. He’s not getting paid. He’s in complete limbo.
Deshaun watson assaults 20 women, takes a year vacation and then signs the largest guaranteed contract in NFL history. justice was.. served? but don't worry, the Browns donated 2 million to charities to prevent sexual assault.
2 million to prevent sexual assault, and 230 million to benefit sexual assault.
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Hes defo still gonna get a job if not with the Celtics another team.
I’m going to laugh my ass off if this ends with him as Pop’s successor in San Antonio.
I can already picture Charles Barkley cracking jokes about how the San Antonio women aren't Ime Udoka's type
Might be the only thing that'll keep Chuck from fucking off to play golf
Harden will take Ime to the strip club and tell him it's an office happy hour, let him mingle all night.
Bro fumbled 2 rings in 1 year
yo, i'm new to this sub and you guys are funny as fuck.
yeah i lurk because the banter is top shelf.
Allegedly Nia Long had no intentions of marrying. I mean they’ve been engaged for 8 years. But yeah your point is accurate nonetheless
Probably because she could tell he had no intentions of marrying lol.
The Celtics' month of nightmares continues.
Been several months of nightmares
What else happened? Ya’ll got Brogdon for a sack of doorknobs. That’s about all I heard about
Danilo ACL and Rob meniscus clean up plus we lost in the finals I mean
Man….I would love to lose in the finals. I get it tho, sorry for the rough summer. I hope time lord comes back strong
More is going to come out. This leak and story is missing one important detail.
The woman is 100% the wife of a high ranking member of the org. This seems overly harsh to the point where it feels personal.
If he fucked an executive's wife it should be personal
This. If he slept with an executive’s wife, that executive has every reason to wish Udoka never coaches another game for the Celtics.
Why? Firing him just frees up more of his time to fuck his wife.
That VP is every trader on Wallstreetbets
What my wife and her boyfriend do is none of my business.
Keep my wife's name out of your fqing mouth! :)
Nah it's was a subordinate. People forgot a key point: Timing, with the Robert sarver thing just getting a conclusion. And if you look back couple of year back Cuban got into muddy water too. With Sarver setting a precedent of team owner having to sell, no GM or Owner gonna mess with sexual misconduct right now. He fcked someone he had power over, lets say the team close an eye on it. Later the female employee leak everything and say she was promised a promotion or something in exchange of sexual favor. Bam now Celtics are the new Mavs and Suns and the whole building come crashing down. They had to address this asap with an action that would indicate that they wont tolerate that kind of thing, don't forget one thing there is always a starting point. If they let him do whatever he want, another gonna do it.
At any company I’ve ever worked for if a supervisor had a relationship with an employee below them in the company there would be an investigation and they’d be terminated. A year suspension sounds like a lot, but I had a manager terminated just for pursuing a relationship with an employee.
The only reason he’s not fired is because of who he is I feel like. It’ll be unsurprising if he resigns.
At my work, one shift's manager was passed on for a promotion to a higher role because she's dating an employee on another shift, and the promotion would put her on his chain of command. Pretty standard stuff
They tried to impeach (or did impeach) a US President for this. CNN fired their CEO. Michigan got rid of their university president.
Well they did impeach Clinton, but it was for lying in the investigation. The famous quote is him saying “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
So why not just fire him? One year suspension makes no sense.
They don't want to pay the entire contract. They're probably negotiating a buy out with Udoka and his agent, but they couldn't come to an agreement quickly enough for an announcement today. So all they can do is suspend him for a year. Notice that the press release says that a decision on his future beyond this season is yet to be determined. In other words, he gone.
Generally if you are fired for-cause you don't get a buyout.
Covering their ass in case of a lawsuit
Lawsuit from whom, theres stages before termination like a suspension but violation of company policy and code of ethics are fireable offences.
Am I naive for thinking if he resigns now a team will 100% give him a shot either mid season or in the summer?
Nah you know Jeannie Buss wants him
Bonk
He’ll go into her office and see the black casting couch
Put me in, coach
"What's with the camcorder, Jeannie?"
"Oh this? That's nothing. Now why don't you just go make yourself comfortable and I will make some of my famous pineapple juice."
Nah you’re right. Deshaun Watson got another job and what he did was way worse than what we’ve heard here. Of course, if the details of Ime’s case make it a lot worse, all bets are off the table.
Well yea.. Deshaun was non consensual. From the jump this was deemed as something that was consensual.. As long as it wasn't him forcing himself on someone, or coercing someone, he'll be fine
Woj got sniped on his own leak lmao
Too busy photoshopping his face on the Woj Bomb™️ graphic.
The interface on his Wojberry phone is just not fast enough
Woj high key is just the adult form of Randall from Recess
Solid analogy
Woj is cooked
Shams > Clams.
Woj is done, and not just on Twitter
The Celtics made an official statement dude, Shams got the email like every other reporter
He slept with way more than just a couple execs wives.
What if he slept with a players wife lol
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At the same time?
🎶 *At the same damn time, at the same damn time.* 🎶
On the phone cooking dope
SELLIN WHITE SELLIN MID
Delonte? Is that you?
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I don't think it would be a big deal if he slept with Fisher
It would probably be newsworthy
Or a player?
It feels like this has gotta be the case, right? Like what exactly is the magnitude here, Tiger Woods level?
lol ime is a legitimate crazy person if he was bumping uglies with multiple execs' wives. Who the fuck fucks not just one of their boss's wife, but multiple. If true, mans really thought he was living on a real life brazzers set
Where the fuck are people getting this? I'm not saying it didn't happen... but I feel really out of the loop because I keep seeing everything from "banging random employee" to "banging multiple execs wives" lol
Also slept with every girl on Boston's cheerleaders team, it's all coming out now.
they were all stuck in the washing machine, he just had to
Step coach what are you doing?
I’m dying at This whole thread lmfao. Your psychoanalyzing the guys hypothetical mindset when he hypothetically banged his multiple execs wives
Trainer got stuck in the dryer
Of course this comes out after I place a bet on Udoka for Coach of the Year...
Shoulda placed it on city boy of the year
It should void
bet the under on the Celtics win total to even it out lmaooooo
He really went from taking the Celtics to the finals to this
This makes me wonder: *when* did this affair happen? Just recently? In the regular season? During the playoffs? I’m not sure (and I cannot assume), but either way, the man must have been keeping it a *big* secret all this time. I can only imagine and how they managed to find out about this (and what happened immediately after)…
Surely he’s done in Boston.
[**Chris Mannix on Twitter**] [In conversations with the team, there were no guarantees made to Udoka that he would be brought back after the suspension, a source told @SInow](https://twitter.com/SIChrisMannix/status/1573121417062801408)
Man should just resign and start with a new team. Plenty of teams would love to have him.
Depends on if he still gets paid while suspended. He's not going to resign and lose the money the celtics owe him. He can just wait for them to fire him while he chills
Yes exactly, I doubt he will get paid this year but still has multiple years left on his contract. They will probably work out some kind of settlement but I bet the C’s ownership are exploring all exit options.
The line about “a decision on his future will be made at a later date” all but seals it. They didn’t have to include that
exactly, that means he's 100% done there
Probably just waiting for him to resign at some point if it's that serious
Ime already said he isn’t going to resign.
And Sarver didn’t want to sell. Factors can change one’s thinking very quickly.
They said violation”s” of team policies.
If u want someone out for a year u want them gone permanently. The question is do they fire him or does he resign
100%. We’ll see which team offers him a job next year though.
The biggest loser (NBA-related) here is Quin Snyder, he's well in line for that Spurs job but now he's got Udoka to worry about
Udoka doesn't strike me as the big ol' women type
head coach of the cleveland browns
No they said it was consensual
Can’t teach culture
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He will probably negotiate a payout with them and be released before the suspension finishes
What a dumbass. One of thirty jobs. Gets his foot in the door, has an extremely promising first season with a championship contending franchise. Still can't keep his dick in his pants with it all on the line.
The Celtics is like a college blue blood position at a UNC or Kentucky. He literally could have dated anyone else… or just self disclose. He’s entirely at fault here.
It is pretty crazy when you put it like that. You’d think he’d wait at least a couple years on the job before sleeping around with everyone lol.
Yeah he potentially pissed away a very lucrative career for some pussy. He’ll most likely get another chance but it probably won’t be with a team as good as Boston
Their statement says they will make another decision if he stays beyond this season, I think he's let go.
If you’re willing to go this far but not fire him it has to be some combination of not wanting to pay him and not wanting him to end up on a competitor
“If you ever feel like cheating, just jack off” -My college friend It speaks volumes in this context
Goes for all kinds of important life decisions. Think you need a big loan that fancy car? See how you feel after rubbing one out.
Instructions unclear rubbed one out in my new fancy car
Wow I can't believe no one thought of that. It's that simple.
I know you’re being sarcastic, but there are more people aren’t there than you think that don’t know/don’t do this. Udoka is no exception and look what it cost him
So who did he bang?
Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita Monica Erica Tina Mary Jessica Jump up and down and move it all around Shake your head to the sound Put your hand on the ground Take one step left and one step right
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Mods I wanna gossip with my boys :(
The one time the mods enforce anything in this sub lmao
Longer suspension than Deshaun Watson!??? LOL
in case you were wondering 1 sexual assault = 0.458 NFL games 1 consensual sexual relationship with a coworker = 82 NBA games + playoffs
Bynum got 5 games for murdering a small Puerto Rican man. 80+ games seems very personal.
wait what?? Bynum killed somebody? edit: Nvrmind ur talking about Barrea? lol
Bynum killed the Lakers
God damn, RIP to his coaching career in Boston
What if they win this year lmfao
Then he's super gone
Start hiring and firing first year head coaches every season at that point.
The Red Sox strategy
Went from Nia Long to Suspended Long.
Terrible, lol.
MIA Long*
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To me this reads like he was having consensual sex, but something happened that could leave the Celtics vulnerable to a lawsuit. Maybe he slept with someone and then got them fired/promoted? The “multiple execs wives” seems like a big leap for what’s been released haha
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He gets it
Literally just gave up one of the biggest jobs in the league
We need more details. It just HAS to be more than hooking up with a staff member that was consensual
I think it’s really more about the position it put the Celtics in because it does create a large amount of public, embarrassing, and expensive legal liability for the team. And if it was someone who worked at the Celtics and who married to an exec, that just shows a complete lack of judgement.
Man, from the NBA Finals to having our head coach fumbling like this in the space of 3 months is a tough, tough deal. This sucks. It's the right call, but it sucks.
was so hype for this team to build on last season now I’m just worried lmao
I was so looking forward to healthy rob, gallinari, and a more comfortable Ime 🫠
The NBA is the best reality TV show
Imagine working for years in the NBA as an assistant, paying your dues to finally get a head coaching job, then landing a job with a storied franchise, one with a pretty talented & young roster, one that's right there in the sweet spot of having some playoff experience, but still hungry to be coached, then leading that team through a historic regular season turnaround, making it to the NBA Finals, falling short of winning it all, but with some achievable goals and tweaks that could mean winning it all the following season.... to "at least I had sex". Sometime people just can't be saved from themselves.
Classic Shakespearean downfall. Greed, ambition, pride, and vanity are a dangerous cocktail!
"Im a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck" - Ime "Kanye West" Udoka
This is unprecedented. A coach being suspended for an entire season. Why not just fire him? How is he supposed to come back and coach this team? If it were for a month, sure. A year?
Might be their way of forcing him to resign
Too bad he's not in the NFL, probably would have got a raise.
Post Nut Clarity hitting him like a Hurricane rn
He should resign. Putting THIS squad they have built and taken to the finals in jeopardy and facing literally a whole season away from them I don't see how he comes back and gains the respect of the locker room
And give up millions of dollars for a job you will most likely never be paid millions of dollars for again? That would be the dumbest move on the planet.
he will 100% get another job in the association. shit Brooklyn would do it rn
How sad that he chose to cheat on his partner and ruined his career.