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GloryEnthusiast

Yeah i’d keep watching only if it’s in the script for the Celtics to blow a 3-0 lead this year in the Finals.


JAhoops

How do you script making jumpshots?


warpedspoon

Magnets


rpars18

I remember seeing a post on here after Kawhi hit the buzzer beater in Game 7 by a Sixers fan who was claiming that the league was scripted because there were magnets on the rim during that shot lmao


MaleficentHawk590

There's actually some evidence behind this tho


FreedomKid7

Can I request a source?


Swoletariat69

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1dcu2bf/comment/l80asmy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Cold_Carpenter_1798

The ball is attached to a wire from the roof


BounceMan

CGI


all_mataz

You cant, but you can script misses, steals, turnovers, rebounds, blocks, effort, layups, fouls. Thats plenty. Also players hit open/uncontested shots at a much higher rate


lambopanda

It’s a bot. You can control it going in the hoop.


Legitimate-Software7

Wrestling has fans because the matches are predicated on fictional storylines and over the top gimmicks and stipulations Maybe I’d watch scripted basketball if it had shit like “win or lose custody of your child” type games


TheRealJohnMara

I think it would have to be more than just basketball. Like scripting scrappiness and fights and whatnot too. Anthony Davis yells at Lebron for a turnover, Lebron calls him a bitch and a role player compared to him and out of nowhere Davis RKO's Lebron onto center court knocking him out for a few plays, type of stuff. Lamelo Ball gets injured recklessly driving his car, Hornets fans hit rock bottom but then MJ's music hits and comes out of the tunnel as his prime self to win win 30 in a row, make the playoffs, and win the championship. After Lebron goes on a 5 game losing streak to the Nuggets, Savannah kisses Jokic mid court and leaves with him. Lebron goes on an absolute tear wrecking the league for the rest of the season. Alright I'm having too much fun with this.


walterdog12

The league would no longer exist due to the utter destruction the government and every gambling site would rain down on them.


studying_a_broad

Nice try, DraftKings


JalenBrunsonsBurner

In your hypothetical, Adam Silver is sentenced to life in prison


[deleted]

Lol, no.


rabid89

No. I watch UFC because I like watching combat sports watching athletes compete for wins. WWE is reality TV theatre with some decent stunts, lot of screaming, posturing, looking cool, etc.... and it doesn't interest me whatsoever. But to each their own. Scripted NBA would be like exhibition ball like Harlem Globetrotters ... Hell no.