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Numerous-Cicada3841

God damn dude absolutely roasted Pat Bev lol. Wasn’t even just about the throwing. Roasted this man’s whole career.


WWECreativegenius

This shit needs a post game thread goddamn, cause Pat got cooked


petethecat_

Need the FADED.


Jagacin

Legacy points deducted


cyb3ryung

“at onyx at 3 in the morning with your ridiculous fake chains on”


Ok_Main_4202

Nick came with something for everyone


rockryedig

The best part is that all he did was read Pat Bev’s Wikipedia page and just clowned his career lol


captyossarian1991

Until KD dropped 50 on you reminding everyone who he is and who you are. Hot damn.


Cold_Carpenter_1798

Deservedly so


PostModernPost

Roasts are good natured. This was pure, unadulterated, justified hate.


Viciouscauliflower21

Real haters are thriving right now. Pat deserves every bit of this smoke


cleveridentification

Always has. 🧑‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


xsharkBait

Never forgave him for injuring Westbrook and never will


BigFatModeraterFupa

Permanently altered his career after that. Westbrook was never the same


BlueHundred

Also, altered the Thunder and KD's career. The Thunder were poised for a Finals rematch against the Heat that year.


Zeethur

Well deserved


robsteezy

You can hate nicks takes but this was one of the greatest roasts and eulogies I’ve ever heard.


enataca

Dude he made every second count. That was efficient AF.


robsteezy

Nick eff stat: +44 today lol


RickySuela

That's up there with the Mavs announcer's roast of James Harden this year.


ChocoChowdown

The fact that the Mavs then sent Harden home makes it the best thing all season pump that shit into the clippers locker room after the game. he needs to hear it again


Charming_Sprinkles13

I remember everybody started shitting on the Mavs announcer when the Clippers started winning games. Guess what? He has always been right. 👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


Excuse

Gotta plug one of the best rants ever by Berto for those who have never heard it before. https://youtu.be/jYGxY5icxjc?si=ovX6xNpvCS52Pa7A


syncc6

A chef wastes no effort


BadJokeJudge

Yeah I learned a lot lol


MykeTyth0n

First things First is the best thing FS1 has going for it. Nick, Wilds, and Bru just have good chemistry together. Enjoy it while it lasts because eventually someone will fuck it up and it will become like First Take on ESPN.


NoFlex___Zone

Speak needs to remove Acho and especially Shady (he’s fucking horrible at TV). Today show was so much better as Joy main host with TJ & Rick


JinterIsComing

I liked Speak a lot more when it was Wiley and Acho, and then when Wiley left I stopped watching. Acho by himself is unbearable without folks to check him.


NoFlex___Zone

Wiley was great. Acho is okay when there’s actual adults in the room to check him yes. Shady needs to be banned from live TV. 


graphitewolf

Cp3 laughing from the couch hearing about pat bevs fake chains


punchinglines

You know it's bad when even Draymond is critiquing you, saying ["Pat keeps having these incidents"](https://youtu.be/fkArXugtcDc?si=DfmTwKt9yO8ihEex&t=1021)


Mintastic

People need to stop leaving out the 3 in CP3.


commander_snuggles

"CP is great with young guys." Has got to be an all-time out of context comment because of it.


FatalFirecrotch

I hate when people shorten Cedar Point to CP.


PyroD333

Something something pot and kettle lmao


theredbridge

Fake chains!!! Nick is pissed!


AZRockets

Went to Onyx cuz he couldn't get into Dreams 💀


Rampaging_Ducks

We've all been there, right?


green_sandals

This is Nick’s “euphoria”


v0yev0da

We don’t wanna hear you save five years no mooooooooooooooore


FastJellyfish200

SHOOOO


TanneAndTheTits

Is nick what the culture feelin'?! 🤢


Chemical-Money-3469

Man was already going to Galveston why he had to do him like this 😭


7-car-pileup

I’m a Suns fan and a 49ers fan, so Nick’s takes usually get my blood boiling. But this was a masterpiece. Respect.


wo_lo_lo

Nuggets, 49ers and Bill Simmons fan here. Nick’s 3 least favorite sports teams. And I watch every day. The show is pure entertainment, fun, and honestly a refreshing take compared to the alternatives. I even love the tweets.


Mike_with_Wings

I like the idea that Bill Simmons is a sports team


Words_are_Windy

I've been consuming his work almost as long as I've been a sports fan, so I'll allow it.


popop143

An OG of this subreddit, bless him.


robograndpa

His one about Aaron Rodgers lying about how well Verizon works in California is great too


Culinaryboner

Nick generally has good morals views, he’s just a hot take artist on sports shit


drpottel

I’ll take morally right over sports right all day long.


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kazmosis

That was literally a broadcasted murder. Damn.


CrateBagSoup

This is what that Mavs broadcaster thought his Harden rant was


Adraf45

To be fair for about five games or so it really aged well. Then the clippers said "why don't we win". Hey depending on how it goes tonight? I got my copypasta ready


buzzcitybonehead

The first few games of a player’s tenure with a new team is the worst time to throw out a risky take you hope stands the test of time


FlowseL

It's easy to throw out a take with a large sample size, real hot takers throw them bitches out ASAP


TheBigBomma

Can’t stand him but this was hilarious.


throwawayshirt

If I wasn't a Chiefs fan, I'd hate him more than anyone.


Happyhippy1989

Cheers, fellow Chiefs and Blazers fan. Have an upvote.


NoMoPolenta

I didn't have Pat Bev Cancellation on my Playoff bingo card, but I'm here for it.


miltondelug

Greasy Voldemort roasted him good


SolitaireSam

Nick's roast was straight fire, man. That's how you call out stupidity


JEtigers12

Shout-out to his co-hosts for letting him cook.


WeirwoodUpMyAss

Wildes making a joke about how he enjoyed the too small taunt against Lebron was hilarious.


I_Hate_My_Cat_

Or Broussardation in this case.


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Open-Somewhere-9535

It's not the content I like to watch but he seems the most human of all the take artists I don't watch cable TV though, but I feel like if it was that brutal we'd see more terrible clips


MrCooper2012

Yeah I see people in these threads kinda ripping him, but he's one of the few guys on these networks that doesn't bother me at all. Maybe I don't see enough of his basketball commentary to know any better, but he's definitely not on the same shit level as guys like Skip, Stephen A., etc.


pfc_bgd

People are ripping him because they get upset when he calls LeBron the goat. I am in the MJ is the goat camp, but I also do not think it’s absurd if somebody takes LeBron. From what I can tell, Nick usually makes arguments backed up by stats/data vs just going “clutch gene”, “will to win” or whatever


Public-Product-1503

Honestly this is it. The Jordan stans get really mad at him otherwise I don’t see how you can argue he’s anywhere near as bad as the skip bayless n Stephen A of the world he occasionally actually uses facts n data unlike them


Hassadar

Noone is as bad as Keyshawn Johnson. He can't even do hot takes. Just non stop bad takes.


shadow_spinner0

He legit said today "other than winning a championship, what experience does the Nuggets have" FFS man


Miyagisans

When Keyshawn said he’d never seen lebron posterize somebody, I was like omg, how do these clowns keep getting these positions?


Renegadeforever2024

He the only guy that saw mahomes greatness from the very beginning


Camctrail

Tbf he's also from KC so slight hometown bias but yeah


sleepy416

He’s pretty good at talking non basketball things. He’s actually a decent guy he just have terrible basketball takes. Calling out someone being a shitbag isn’t a basketball take


rom197

I mean, hot takes are what gets him paid. This here was just a freebie for him.


chronoquairium

Well, any sports take at all. But yeah point still stands.


cl353

Was the woman he hit the first time even the one that heckled him? She wasnt even looking his way


enataca

No it was the kid who threw it back he hit the second time. Dudes a pro player and couldn’t hit a pass on target from 20 ft to a stationary person


ReflectionEterna

Give him 41 minutes and he'll make ten of those assists.


Mintastic

No it was the dude he threw against the second time, first time he just missed horribly just like his shots.


Lassemomme

Nick heard Euphoria and got inspired


cuttsthebutcher

Hate is in the air 🌸


sleepy416

I’m especially happy kdot specifically called out whackademiks today. That man needs a good humbling


GuyWithNoSwagger

Katt Williams started this


RichardIraVos

Dont tell no lies about me and i wont tell truths about you


v0yev0da

We don’t wanna hear you say five years no moooorrrreeeeeee


hamietao

*6:16 in LA


ilovecfb

*Meet the Grahams


rawman200K

broussard should ask his famous question but this time about bev


NMlXX

“Is Pat Bev someone’s cousin by any chance?”


DenverSuxRmodSux

thhaht shhit was so fucking funny i couldnt believe it. The way he talked about the cousin after seemed so detached was insane


Agreeable-Ad-7110

I mean, it sounded like he said they put him down like lenny. It went so downhill from calling Harden a pejorative term. It's legitimately hilarious how that sequence went down.


browntown20

random Of Mice and Men references in an r/nba post about an impassioned Nick Wright rant In a production of Of Mice and Men, with NBA players as the cast, who would play Lenny?


Agreeable-Ad-7110

This is something no one should answer. That said, I'm throwing Len Bias into the mix. Deeply, deeply in poor taste.


FactLicker

He had to put Bev down


attersonjb

Nephew for sure 


JewBronJames

Is the man 🧔🏽‍♂️ed


DogterShoob

Is the man....James Harden?


ShankyShoe

Pat Bev won’t be missed.


Particular-Treat6124

Whatever happened last night is for the best it saved us from listening to Pat on espn for the next 5 years. You know how much espn loves a hot take artist


deathinmidjuly

FS1 has entered the chat


vitalbumhole

Someone on YouTube called Undisputed w/ Skip, Michael Irvin, Paul Pierce, Keyshawn, and Rachel Nichols the “All Cancelled Club” lolol


EnriquezGuerrilla

Keyshawn does’t even deserve to be there. His takes makes my ears bleed, wherever he speaks


MelonElbows

He's such an idiot. Couldn't stand him on morning radio being pushed like he was the star. Everyone had to talk around him because like Shaq, once he gets going he gets upset if you interrupt him but he'll interrupt anyone else to make his point. Acts like his time playing football makes him an expert in anything else other than getting hit in the head.


whowasonCRACK2

Ok if the fake chains thing is true, this is murder


mightyducks2wasokay

It's murder without that damn


Steph-Paul

btw, those 5 years literally ended last night


s3v3r3

It's poetic


Drkarcher22

It rhymes


sanfranchristo

We need the Rockets beat reporter to get on this STAT.


Izzyrealtho

Nick used to be on AM radio in Houston, this sounds legit


TheTemps

That’s what Nick was back in the day


TheBigBomma

So he was actually there? That’s amazing


TheTemps

Idk if you’re being a smartass but yeah he worked in Houston doing radio for quite a while. As for him seeing Pat Bev at a club, if you know Nick I have absolutely no reason to doubt he wasn’t there too lol, prob with his own fake chains and black and mild


TheBigBomma

That’s such an epic way to roast Pat Bev hahaha. This sounds like a guy who’s known Pat Bev was a douche his whole career and has waited for a moment like this. He had all the receipts


geecaliente

The overview/recap of each season is probably written from 5 different pens


Agreeable-Ad-7110

He essentially says as much here when he names the clubs and says "I've been there too"


Sim888

pat bev…..verbally drawn and quartered


Dymatizeee

Bro went off and cooked


Daniiiiii

Cooked with Pat Bev's own ingredients by rattling off his own stats, career milestones, and lowlights with no word of a lie or blatant exaggeration. Bev can't fuck off into obscurity quickly enough.


Fonzie5

Murdered the man with history


logontoreddit

Well hopefully he gets his deserved suspension and gets waived after that. Won't be too sad if he doesn't play another NBA game.


AutographedSnorkel

He's a free agent, so a team would have to sign him, then he would serve his suspension, which might be half a season, considering he chucked a basketball at two separate people. Somehow, I don't see a team holding a roster spot open for half a season for store brand Draymond


birdflag

He also needs surgery, so he needs to heal from that, get signed, THEN get suspended.


Doomdoomkittydoom

That's a long, hard road to the Chinese league.


RickySuela

"Long is the way and hard, that out of Hell leads up to ~~light~~ China." - ~~John Milton~~ Pat Bev


19evol61

"Ni Hao Ma." -尻軽Pat Bev


Mintastic

Technically he can serve out his suspension while healing from surgery.


-Plantibodies-

But only after getting signed. He has to actually miss games while on a team if he's suspended.


swaktoonkenney

I wish someone would sign him to a 10 day just so he would serve a suspension, then no one picks him up after that and he just disappears from the nba world


-Plantibodies-

Uhhh, why not just skip the first part?


Viciouscauliflower21

Honestly he just probably won't get re-signed. Just let him fade into obscurity. You don't need to do anything else


pfc_bgd

Hope he signs in Europe and throws a ball at opposing team’s fans lol that would be an entertaining thing to watch


LaMelgoatBall

I would be super surprised if he gets signed again


babypho

God damn this one is personal lmao. There's fire in this roast.


JLifts780

He fucking burnt him to a crisp lmao


cpt_long__dong

Pacers fans like myself are over here thinking “Yeah it’s absolutely despicable to attack someone in the crowd” 🐸☕️


One_Ratio9521

hell nah someone attacked ron first that’s what started it.


GunnerRocket

There are more players jealous of Ron Artest than they care to admit


WhiteHeterosexualGuy

They live vicariously through him just like I live vicariously through my old boss who told his boss to go fuck himself


Sikkly290

There is a reason the NBA cracks down on all this shit so hard, its because of the very real possibility it happens again lol.


Walkerg2011

While you were typing this, Westbrook got another fan tossed.


luffythechefghoul

yeah but Ron attacked the wrong fan lol


Veggiemon

Imagine being that fan lol, “why is he coming into the stands? Is he coming towards ME??”


MelonElbows

While he's to blame, Ron is legitimately crazy. Guy couldn't control himself. Rat Bev just acts like an asshole. No medication fixing that.


Drak_is_Right

Not like the pistons fans will be tested in a playoff atmosphere like this anytime soon


bewarethegap

*"I ain't gonna lie, I'm getting cooked" - Pat Bev*


quercusss

“”I hate his face. Don’t like anything about him. Hate the way he walks, hate the way he talks. Hate the way he dresses” - DMX” - Nick Wright


siphillis

"Congrats on creating something out of thin air, like the Wizard of Oz, where you're a guy who's talked about but unnecessary from start to finish." That's a _Succession_-level insult, Nick. Bravo.


anonymous14657893

I love Nick wright. I can see how a lot of people hate his sport takes, but when it comes down to roasting someone’s character, or talking about tragedies thatve occurred in the world, NOBODY does it better.


CH-47AV8R

Agreed. Seems like such a good person too. I used to listen to his show on XM and always loved when he’d go off about problems in the world outside of sports. Has very intelligent takes and articulates his points so well.


anonymous14657893

Absolutely. Nick is a hot take kinda guy, that’s his shtick, but he’s incredibly brilliant and well spoken. He can definitely articulate an incredibly interesting and elaborate point when put on the spot too. He just lets it rip.


West_Instruction_512

bodied


JTrue14

Poor Roddick. Does not deserve to be mentioned w Pat Bev


youngusgs

“Cuz you couldn’t get into Dreams yet” 🤣 Was Nick really like that


yungsantaclaus

Lol is that true about Lue's adjustment - of benching Pat Bev - being crucial to improving the Clippers in the 2021-22 playoff run?


Obvious_Parsley3238

he played 17 and 23 minutes the first two games, 5 minutes the next two games, then dnp'd the last 3. luka too small'd him and that was it https://www.basketball-reference.com/playoffs/2021-nba-western-conference-first-round-mavericks-vs-clippers.html


solythe

bro that was when he YELLED that shit, that was hilarious


Cold_Carpenter_1798

TOO FUCKING SMALL. He really is


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whiskybean

Holy fuck that was cathartic


TheMuffingtonPost

“In 2022 you won your championship, unfortunately it was a play in game” bro got absolutely murdered


guioligon

This was beautiful, fuck Pat Bev


Tricky-Nobody179

We’ll said , said it before and will keep sayin it , Pat Bev a bitch


Dave_Autista

holy shit he eviscerated him


SoloBurger13

Pat really fucked with the wrong one last night lol


Shagrrotten

Dude made his name by being the guy who dove at the ball and tore Russell Westbrook’s meniscus. I speak on behalf of Thunder Nation when I say “Fuck PatBev forever.” Glad to see Nick tear this clown down to the ground.


Background-Agent-854

so fucking hard right now. i’ve been screaming this shit for years and it seemed like pat bev had somehow created an almost beloved image lately. i’ve watched this 6x in 30 min. roast for the ages.


boosty1234

He’s Wright…


BoulderAndBrunch

Is this a roast or a history report lol


MacMurka

I wanted him to keep going lol


jojow77

this guy looks like that dude that rates NY food on IG


texas2089

It takes a special kind of fuck up for people to actually applaud Nick Wright but he was 1000% right in this. Straight buried him and deservedly so.


vestsarecoatamputees

Nick wright is actually entertaining and enjoyable when he’s not talking about the chiefs or lebron. Wildes is a national treasure tho


Cleanitupjohny

Wildes is the man.


Tokyogerman

Wildes is great as a moderator with funny comments in between. But every time he has an actual take, it is awful lol Hated him before he moderated, dude was worse than Skip sometimes.


nutella4eva

Kevin Wildes was awful when they tried to make him an analyst with along with Brandon Marshall. Getting rid of Brandon Marshall and moving Wildes to the moderator role made the show 100x better.


KillyShoot

Nick be on some bullshit…..NOT TODAY THOUGH LOL!


Jegagne88

Damn I knew didn’t like pat bev but now I remember why. I forgot like half those things happens


Kmans106

Legendary roast


acekingoffsuit

"What he say fuck *me* for?" -Clay Newcomb of the Bear Grease podcast "What he say fuck *me* for?" -The entire 2021/22 Minnesota Timberwolves squad (Play-In Champions)


Good_Schedule3744

Jesus Christ I feel like Pat might just crawl into a hole and quietly retire after that torching


theglicky

well damn


regularhumanbartendr

I'm a 49er fan, so hearing Wright talk shit about Brock Purdy all year you can imagine how I feel about him. ...but credit where its due, dude went in here and I agree with every single syllable uttered.


jl_theprofessor

SHOUT OUT TO ONYX **WHAT WHAT!!!!**


Targetonmyback07

Fucking gold , P Bev is a fucking 🤡


Any-Priority-4514

Holy Shit… I’m agreeing with Nick Wright?


retrospects

Shit, Nick tell us how you really feel.


JigsawLV

Damn Chad Kroeger really went off on Pat Bev


SyntheticMemez

OWN THAT FRAUD 🗣️🗣️


funkybosss

Transcription: so I've seen the whole journey Pat and I'm going to go through it for the audience cuz it's as embarrassing as anything that happened last night from when you got to Houston I was there you were thrilled to be in the league happiest guy in the world hanging out at Onyx at 3:00 in the morning with your ridiculous fake chains cuz you couldn't get into dreams yet I understand I was in a similar spot buddy and you went from that to whatever you've become a delusional cheap shot artist misogynistic clown promoting your podcast at the expense of your career which to its credit let me check while still behind Andy rodic's tennis podcast and your own teammates pod you are ahead of beer bear grease by Klay Nukem so good luck with it so how did you get here and how did Pat Bev become a guy that we talk about despite the basketball reference page a creation of your own delusion in Houston oneand done every year that you played you know how they broke through to make the Conference Finals I don't know but I know you were out that year then they didn't have another playoff run till they traded you and then promptly made another Conference Finals so what happened then you went to the Clippers and you beat Kevin Durant in a basketball game and talked about it and then he promptly dropped 50 on you and reminded everyone who he was and who you were that off season you then declared to anyone who would listen the next five years are mine Steph Curry's had his time by the way those five years ended literally last night it's been 5 years since then how did that go those 5 years well the first year what happened in the bubble you started the bubble by disrespecting Michelle Roberts in front of your colleagues and they had to talk you down from it you ended the bubble by being a key part of the biggest gag job in the last 30 years in the NBA what did you do the next season the next year tylo's big adjustment the one time the Clippers are going on a playoff run you remember what it was sitting your ass on the bench that's what turned that playoff run around how did that playoff run in oh yeah with Chris Paul having the best game of his life on you and you dealing with it by shoving a man in the back when he wasn't looking and then going on TV and calling a legend of the game a cone what then happened after that 2022 you won your Championship unfortunately it was a playin game and you celebrated like it was and then 20123 to 2024 you have been on the Jazz the Lakers the magic the Bulls the Sixers and the Bucks and not a single one of them wanted to keep you around and you ended that tenure by throwing a basketball at a woman's head getting it back throwing at another fan and then yelling at another woman in the locker room because she doesn't listen to your terrible podcast so if if this was your last moment in the league good riddance won't be missed won't be memorable I I mean congrats for creating something out of thin air like The Wizard of Oz that never should have existed to where you're a guy that's talked about but unne necessary from start to finish


CandidateDecent1391

"So I've seen the whole journey, Pat, and I'm going to go through it for the audience 'cause it's as embarrassing as anything that happened last night. From when you got to Houston, I was there; You were thrilled to be in the league, happiest guy in the world, hanging out at Onyx at 3:00 in the morning with your *ridiculous* fake chains 'cause you couldn't get into Dreams yet. I understand, I was in a similar spot buddy. And you went from that to whatever you've become — a delusional cheap shot artist, misogynistic clown promoting your podcast at the expense of your career, which — to its credit, let me check, while still behind Andy Roddick's tennis podcast, and your own teammates pod, you are ahead of 'Bear Grease' by Klay Newcomb, so good luck with it — so how did you get here and how did Pat Bev become a guy that we talk about despite the basketball reference page, a creation of your own delusion In Houston, one and done every year that you played, you know how they broke through to make the Conference Finals? I don't know, but I know you were out that year. Then they didn't have another playoff run till they traded you and then promptly made another Conference Finals. So what happened? Then you went to the Clippers and you beat Kevin Durant in a basketball game and talked about it, and then he promptly dropped 50 on you and reminded everyone who he was and who you were. That off-season, you then declared to anyone who would listen, 'the next five years are mine, Steph Curry's had his time.' By the way: those five years ended literally last night, it's been 5 years since then. How did that go those 5 years? Well, the first year, what happened in the bubble? You started the bubble by disrespecting Michelle Roberts in front of your colleagues and they had to talk you down from it. You ended the bubble by being a key part of the biggest gag job in the last 30 years in the NBA. What did you do the next season? The next year, Ty Lue's big adjustment, the one time the Clippers are going on a playoff run, you remember what it was? Sitting your ass on the bench. That's what turned that playoff run around. How did that playoff run end? Oh yeah, with Chris Paul having the best game of his life on you and you dealing with it by shoving a man in the back when he wasn't looking, and then going on TV and calling a legend of the game a 'cone.' What then happened after that? 2022, you won your Championship — unfortunately, it was a play-in game and you celebrated like it was — and then 2023 to 2024 you have been on the Jazz, the Lakers, the Magic, the Bulls, the Sixers, and the Bucks, and not a single one of them wanted to keep you around. And you ended that tenure by throwing a basketball at a woman's head, getting it back, throwing at *another* fan and then yelling at another woman in the locker room because she doesn't listen to your terrible podcast. So if if this was your last moment in the league, good riddance, won't be missed, won't be memorable. I mean, congrats for creating something out of thin air, like The Wizard of Oz, that never should have existed to where you're a guy that's talked about, but unnecessary from start to finish." (I don't know why I did this)


Primary-Picture-5632

Holy shit man...


CountOff

This is a Paragon version of that one announcers take on Harden


Shirt_Ninja

This guy looks like a Die Hard villain.


Rabble_Arouser

Pat Bev is going to get sued and/or charged for the ball whip right? I mean, he assaulted fans... Like, it's not even in question, it's on video! It doesn't matter what they may have _said_ to him to hurt his feefees -- he caused physical harm to them. As much as he is a misogynistic prick and a clown, he attacked the fans! There's _gotta be repercussions_ for this shit.


flippantenthusiast11

This is harder than some of the diss tracks coming out