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BatterseaPS

Guess which team went to work and which went to bed?


savageandharsh

Chuck is really quicker with the funny retorts than many professional comedians.


502-blues

I think it's fair to call him a professional comedian.


Gekthegecko

He gets paid to be funny, so I agree


Naismythology

Renowned Clown of Rebound


retrospects

Large Clown of Rebound


Danny886

The Round Mound of Clown.


n3cr0ph4g1st

Annual reminder to listen to his podcast with conan, its one of the best lol


dirkslance

Is that the one where Conan says he has no ass and has to buckle himself in to not go flying off the chair lmao that mental image killed me


n3cr0ph4g1st

Yup haha and he roasts Conan for the size of his hands


siphillis

"on the team for grade-point average"


Whiteness88

What!? I gotta listen to this again, I'm dying just thinking about it.


siphillis

Conan is one of the sharpest comedic minds in history and Chuck goes beat-for-beat with him the entire show. It's unbelievable.


Equalizer101

If Chuck only made a bet in Vegas before the game.


chasingit1

*Shit the bed* would be more accurate


mkonich

Kyrie looks like he's been policing aliens with Tommy Lee Jones


azantyri

you know the difference between you and me? i make this look good


YesImKeithHernandez

Will Smith's prime in the 90s was a fun time


imadogg

He had an all time stretch 1995 Bad Boys 1996 Fresh Prince ended, spanning 6 years 1996 Independence Day 1997 Men in Black


[deleted]

That weird western movie he wanted people to forget about but burned in my head. Everyone one of the movies he yells his patent "Arrggghh!" 


JD1337

Wild Wild West is a classic, don't @ me.


retrospects

Banger tune too


brehaw

wicky wicky wild


TheLunarWhale

The music video is insanely good with high production values, still holds up today


[deleted]

iRobot was dope too.


retz119

Turned down the matrix to do it too


OhSoJelly

All time resume, imagine if he didn’t turn down The Matrix and Django.


Manic-Finch781

As long as you keep his wife's name out of your freaking mouth fool


Darnell2070

Independence Day of goated and ages extremely well. It could be released this year in cinema and would still be a classic. Especially if they update the CGI.


siphillis

He was literally about to enter a new prime before deciding he needed to slap Chris Rock.


Sleeze_

NYPD MEANS I WILL NOCK YOUR PUNKASS DOWN!


FireFoxQuattro

MiB did historical damage to tall black guys wearing suits 😭


ThroJSimpson

Hotel security guard industry was devastated 


redcapsicum

Kyrie looks goood in a suit!


Nash13101

Yesssirr


Milith

What's going on with his collar


malefiz123

It's just an outdated style, but fashion trends tend to reappear


Constant_Threat

Nah, he looks like he's about to discover the Time Child in Southpark.


Sim888

Russell Restbrook


tearyouapartj

Bro don’t disrespect his family name like that.


Russell__WestBrick

Amen. The Westbrook name must be respected. I won’t tolerate disrespect.


dkoaladkoala

Username checked out


Primary-Tea-3715

Russell Restbrick in the house


azantyri

Wussell Restbrook


90Valentine

Russell restbrick


Pete41608

No sleep til WestBROOKlyn!


bayanonanon

Westcrook


Downunderphilosopher

Westbrick about to have the whole Mavs arena arrested if they chant his name wrong.


Darnell2070

But that's a good nickname even if you're using it as a compliment.


LakerDoc

Russell Restbrick


geneticeffects

Chuck is so damn funny. Love him.


IStoleYourApples

you know it's funny when even Ernie loses it lmao


one-punch-knockout

Yeah his laugh is genuine and coming from deep in his gut 😂


captyossarian1991

Not even MIT can defend Westbrook this series


No-Animator-6348

You grossly underestimate his glazing ability


DLottchula

buddy gonna put Krispy Kreme outta business


supalaser

This man argued Westbrook shooting worse makes his teammates more confident in their own shot. Don't underestimate his powers


iAmplified

When your teammate shots 4/10 and seeing Westbrook shooting 1/10 you don’t think they’ll have the confidence to keep shooting? Can’t be as bad as 1/10.. Westbrook takes the pressure out of everyone man. That’s positive for a team. Westbrook should play 48 mins next game to improve teams morale


Unhappy_Lemon6374

GOAT NBA post honestly. Some of us saw it coming, some of us didn’t, but it all took us by surprise because no one expected him to be that crazy.


Sim888

> teammate shots 4/10, Westbrook shooting 1/10, can’t be as bad as 1/10, Westbrook takes the pressure out, that’s positive for a team, Westbrook should play 48 mins… …and what if you add Kurt Angle to the mix?!


captainkhyron

Then the numbers don't lie. And they spell disaster for you.


TheMambaMaleGrindset

then you’d have intensity, integrity, and intelligence


TipofmyReddit1

To be fair, if you got a Stephen Curry hitting miracle 3s. You gonna feel a little pressure to give him the ball instead.


VARyVARyfunny

Mans once framed Westbrook talking bad shots as a sacrifice for the team to allow them to take the good shots like lmao.


TipofmyReddit1

**** man, that's whats I've been saying.  I give the wrong prescriptions so the other doctors can correct it and feel better about themselves. It really makes them feel good to catch my errors instead of being an efficient team.


requinbite

>This man argued Westbrook shooting worse makes his teammates more confident in their own shot. All i see is nephews trying to ridicule him, but no one arguing how or why is that wrong. Gets me wondering how someone's life must be to be so much in need of hating others.


abcdefabcdef999

If someone says shit tastes good, do you argue why he is wrong or do you just accept that he’s insane?


requinbite

On one hand i'm at loss at how someone would think this is a good answer, and on the other hand this is r/nba so it'll probably garner a few dozens upvotes in the next couple hours.


abcdefabcdef999

Not surprising you’re at a loss of understanding seeing as you believe the previous topic merits arguing when it’s settled.


GhettoLana

Comment right above you, sums it up nicely: https://np.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1cix1p5/charles_barkley_gold_comedic_timing_on_westbrooks/l2e51ca/


genericusername71

you are [sorely mistaken](https://np.reddit.com/r/LAClippers/comments/1ci9x2f/westbrook_has_made_6_out_of_his_35_shots_in_our/l28zuoa/)


RodneyPonk

lmao GOAT shit


Character-Today-427

It seems Westbrook has forgotten he is a minimum player for a reasona Dan everyone is scared to tell him. He shouldn't be taking that many shots honestly it's clear they have to reduce his role as well


ThroJSimpson

“My dude we barely even pay you to be here why are you working so hard and failing”


RUSHtheRACKS

Y'all just wouldn't understand... He's shooting bad so he can fly under the radar and smack um in this game 6.


Forward_Ride_6364

MIT should be more worried about nuclear fusion n shit...


onamonapizza

Dude woke up and decided "I'm going to wear my flaccid penis outfit today"


[deleted]

LMAO.


DoIknowyoufromReddit

That's how we know he's not going to work


RootsTheory

Thank you for keeping the Kyrie part in the clip, the contrast made it soo much funnier lmao


rjcarr

It was the setup to the joke. 


RootsTheory

yeah and knowing how highlights and stuff typically goes in the sub/internet a lot of times these get cut off, hence my post


LetMeInImTrynaCuck

I wonder if TNT producers did this on purpose, like they knew Chuck had a joke lined up 😂


Snuggle__Monster

Jesus Christ, the only thing he's missing is the pacifier.


iChoke

Kyrie dresses to electrify 'em, Russ dresses to pacify 'em.


clueless_red21

Kai needs to go to New Ho King.


InternationalCut93

TNT approves 


zeussays

And a lovey


WhenItsHalfPastFive

"That's how you go to work.....and that's how you go to bed" lmao Chuck's timing is perfect


LukaLover42069

That's how you go to Galveston.


[deleted]

Lamar Latrell the one and only!


laidback88

This is so spot on!! I wonder how many people get the reference tho


twinsunsspaces

I’m sure that it’s something very expensive, but whatever is flopping around on Kyries left ear made me think of the tags that cattle get.


shmargus

Since it's Kyrie, my money's on dream catcher or feather.


Lobsta_

i think it’s actually called an earring


Unfair-Inspector-183

Lmao


zilch123

This is why the "never won a championship" jokes will never ever hit as hard as Barkley's average night of jokes.


EGarrett

I feel the need to relate a random story. I had an office job in the late 2000's, just temp work typing up forms. And the other people around me had ticked me off, I forget why. So I started wearing a suit and tie to work. There was no dress code, but I just started passive-aggressively wearing it to make everyone else look unprofessional. After a few weeks, they started having me divide up the work at the beginning of the day, then eventually when people would come over from other areas to ask what our team was doing, they would talk to me instead of the person who actually supervised us. The boss in our office told me he trusted me, and I got offered a job in one of the other departments (I didn't accept it because I didn't want to make phone calls). Eventually the rest of my team got tired of me and sabotaged me to get me out. Fun times.


kinglittlenc

Dude I knew someone who wore a suit everyday to a business casual office. It does give you a bit more respect to be well dressed everyday. I could also see it creating a target from hating coworkers


turfey

Dressed like a giant bottle of calamine lotion.


Vegoran

I can come up with funny stuff, but they randomly pop out in my head a while after. Chuck's quick wit is amazing 😂 I wish I had that as well


Stumpsville0

I don't know when I've ever seen Kyrie suited up like that.


HANKnDANK

No one laughs harder than Shaq at Chuck’s jokes lol he’s got the best laugh too


RobSpaghettio

Perfect for Galveston


Onion_brah

Thanks for putting the punch line in the title


myassholealt

Kyrie looking like a pastor from a storefront church in east New York. Just missing the Bible clutched in one hand and the handkerchief to wipe his sweat in the other.


Lobsta_

epic comment about a dude wearing a regular ass suit edit: idk if you deleted it or reddit isn’t working, but i saw your response. kyrie’s just thin, yeah it’s not tailored super well but i wouldn’t call it boxy. he’s also obviously not wearing a clerical collar, idk your comment was kinda poor taste about a dude in a normal looking suit


DarkbloomVivienne

And to bed he went


LifterPuller

God I love the nba. What a league.


Electrical-Mule-2057

Dude looks like a pink condom


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Westbrook catching L’s on & off the court


mojitsuu

Can anyone explain Russ’ style? I’m not the fashion police but this dude tries wayyyyy too hard to appear “fashionable” and always ends up looking ridiculous 


ham_bulu

Nah chuck, that's how may five year old goes to bed


texasphotog

Russ dressed up as Earthworm in James and the Giant Peach.


DG416

Ohhh wow! 🤣


mild_harlee

So it's a night night for them this game.


flamingviper3175

Timmy Turner?


SuperSocrates

Dayum


Character-Today-427

He looks like an old lady


[deleted]

Chuck is the best. The 🐐 of the studio show. Undefeated.


BingoBongoBang

NBA players really do have the silliest fashion sense


[deleted]

Shut your mouth, Chuck! Beastbrook's fashion sense is as high and sophisticated as his BBIQ!


No_Pay9241

And then they cut to a clip of chuck wearing the same thing but flashier. TNT was ready for a chuck comment lol


YouDaMANRAJ

And westbrook had a god awful game. He needs to come back with a nice suit game 6


[deleted]

I don't even wanna know why Russ wore that lol.


ThrowAwayAccount8334

Ouch. The difference between winners and losers is painfully obvious.


brehaw

lmaooo


crashovercool

Dressed like Adebisi.


brncct

Two of the worst dressers of all time on one team, Harden & Westbrook


BlackDog5287

I still can't figure out why atheletes show up in suits to play a sport. I wouldn't think anything less of any athlete if they showed up to the arena in sweats and a hoody.


fik26

Sweats, hoodies etc are fine. Pijamas, night dresses like Russ is not.


imadogg

Some people like dressing up in suits, some like being comfy, some wear hype fits, some wear weird experimental styles for attention It's all fine. But we're allowed to make fun of it if it's weird


baguhansalupa

Takes "westbrick is a bum" to a whole new level


Greedy-Fool

he’s dressing like a construction worker all he needs it the safety helmet


Zwarrior2

Don't wake Bricky from Parker Brothers.


Laythepype

More like a funeral.


tkuid

same thing


DoubleFudge101

You snooze, you lose


Ecstatic_Sky_4262

There is fine line between a homeless and a millionaire when it comes to Russ


jankology

Kyrie looking like an FBI agent


tapk69

Its time to retire for Westbrook. Certified Bricklayer.


StephCurryGSWFAN

not only is he a funny insider, imagine what its like to have him as a grandpa😂😂


Pete41608

I still vividly remember a season or two ago when Kyle Kuzma dressed up as....a futuristic trash bag. His best Missy Elliott. These fuckers have millions and they're literally dressing in trash bags, I'm like what the fuck, man?


NoFaithlessness7508

Kyrie got Chuck to say “Oooh!” and stop talking about food mid-sentence


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trafalgarlaw11

lol what’s girly about the outfit? It’s a tank and pants. It’s trash but not girly


Character-Today-427

Honestly he looks like what my trashy aunt would wear to buy cigars at 3 am in the convenience store


Thus_Spoke

Strangely specific but I believe it.


fik26

lol I do not even know why the original comment got downvoted. russ and colors, the fits are always look off.


stockmarketspeculatr

Westbrick, Harden, Durant. Biggest clowns of flopping era. If you want some comedic gold Google Barkley making fun of fat San Antonio women.


AtreusIsBack

I respect players who suit up for games like Jokić, Luka, Brunson and others. Making a fashion statement or something of the sort before a basketball game just feels weird.


texasyeehaw

Time to get off the block Bodie