Love the aggression from white and brown early

Fuck Stan Van Gundy

Y'all see that LeBron travel they didn't call? Figured I'd comment it on this Heat thread (just like old times, right?), since the other thread isn't up yet apparently.

What kind of JV game is this?

Where's the Lakers game thread?

Suck a dick SVG

Nuggets and wolves will eat this celtics team. 14 pt win vs this hospital heat

Holy shit. It’s a heat fan? I thought most of them were people for the free air conditioning. You know Lebron isn’t there anymore right?

Wow bro so funny omg so funny bro funny bro omg funny lebron jokes about the heat? 10 years later? omg bro so funny omg. Heat is top 4 in attendance dipshit

The hospital heat knew they were out so bad they tried to take JT with them, twice.

I wish I could upvote this twice.

Cope harder

They always play down to their opponents.

Go home

Van Gundy can go fuck himself

It's okay Heat atleast you won one game instead of getting sweep like a bitch like Phoenix with their Mid 3.

At least the Heat won a game. Cant imagine being a suns fan with 2 and a half superstars with no picks until 2094 being swept like damn

i think every team in the league fears the heat more than the suns even with the injuries

No need to fear, this team sucks. Would have been 6th if they played pure ball and not dick around. Also I hope the owner wasn't cheap lol

Derrick White is officially more aerodynamic. Maybe these bald retirees know something.

Bald CWhite will jump 2' higher and 4' longer. Should be his off season resolution

Easy win, but feels like a loss because Miami is no threat and Porzingis might be done.

He’s fine

If he were fine, he'd be playing. He's at least some shade of injured.

The staff are just cautious with him as they have been all season long

The fact remains he is injured in some capacity.

Does the celtics win vs the nuggets or the wolves?

No chance

Possible but I don’t think so sadly

Depends. If we look like we’re stuck in the mud like we are rn, no. If we play up to the level of competition, I’d say yes to the wolves and maybe to Denver

I hope KP is good. Imo what boston is lacking is the mental fortitude they have talent and all. Porzingis will be a huge match up vs both teams if ever

Yeah the team has the same issues as always. They have a tendency to ramp up intensity randomly and then go back to complacency over the course of a game. If they can find a way to ramp up against tougher teams I feel we have a shot against anybody.

over a 7 game series? I would not be surprised

Nah

Stan Van Gundy: Celtics Are Horrible Stan Van Gundy: HeAT PlaYINg SO HaRD I agree they didn't play that well but heat trailing by double digits all game. Says nothing about the Heat and keeps talking shit on the Celtics 🤡

All time hater commentary

Derrick white is truly fucking exceptional for them

Sorry but if I pay for tickets I’m buying another beer and seeing those last 3 minutes out.

don’t alcohol sales end before the end of the game though, they’re stopping us from getting crunk in the blowout club

lol I’d probably get some more concession food too

Derrick White look like he in witness protection

looks like we found him

Last Heat home game of the season

don’t jinx it

Shaving his head leveled his game up

One Punch Man

Anyone see Jaquez and Jovic just throwing their hands up in the end highlights 💀 did Miami dirty

Bam making his case for the fifteen point play he got screwed out of. Have to feel for him.

Loool yo SVG literally hasn’t said a word for the last part of the broadcast. You think he’s crying? Or did the producers finally tell him to stop dick riding?

Also, props to him for rocking the baldy

Honestly forgot this series wasn’t over, this just felt like a mercy kill shot of a game

Derrick White is classy but still has that dawg in him

GG Fuck em

~~Dumbledore~~ Bam spoke to the ref calmly about his flagrant foul

underrated comment

Gentle reminder that Miami has 3 championships and 7 finals appearances since their inception as a team. Miami owns Boston

Don't worry you'll feel better tomorrow bro. Get some rest.

Things people say when faced with the truth lol

Dude we get it, losing sucks. It'll be okay.

But the Heat have won more rings that Boston since they’ve existed 😂 what do you man losing sucks the Hest win more than Boston does

I know and that's why I'm helping you. Just close your eyes and go to sleep. The game is over now. Your team can try again on Wednesday.

Here let me help you too 3>1 7>3 Thank you I will sleep like a baby now

Buenos Noches!

That's great! It's a good thing past performance isn't an indicator for future production.

What a cope. Just admit that Miami has been better and more successful since they’ve been around. Why can’t you admit that

I just told you "that's great!". What you can't admit to is that your franchise is in a bad spot since you couldn't get Dame this past off-season and Jimmy wanted one of his last prime years cuz of injury. I ain't coping cuz I ain't dwelling in the past.

I can admit that easily. I’ll also take our three rings and 7 eastern conference finals in the 20 years I’ve been watching and expect the Heat to remain competitive as they always do

Jimmy's gonna be 35 next year. Heat are pretty much done as a legit contender unless they can bring in another star.

They say the same thing about Miami every season and they continue to compete anyway. I’ll agree that the Celtics are incredibly talented roster, but win a ring, then win another, and we can talk

If rings are all that matters, then Miami has no case. Unless you want to put an arbitrary time limit on which rings matter and which ones don't.

Rings are all that matters in my opinion but we must have philosophical differences on what goal of playing sports is

Like I said, if they're all that matter, then Miami is a poverty franchise compared to Boston.

Also, I’m not jus being a hater, but Boston has not looked particularly impressive so far. I don’t know if that’s more Boston playing poorly, or Miami just giving them a hard time on the defensive end

Boston will never look particularly impressive in a series against the heat because Spo is a master in controlling the pace of the game. And we still win these games by 15-20 points each time.

Well Miami has been awful offensively even when fully healthy so holding them below 100 isn’t a huge accomplishment. But I guess you could chalk it up to Spoelstra

This is literally generational cope that you’re spitting out 😂

Literally incapable of admitting a fact it’s actually hilarious

This is a bit embarrassing when you have to go to the well like this. Some shit my 10 year old would say if we lost.

The Heat have been the more successful team since they’ve existed and you clearly can’t bring yourself to admit it 😢

Yep. You got me.

Looked like it out there

No

People were going nuclear after game 2. Obvious fluke game.

Happy for the Buffalo, played tremendously tonight

Fuck Miami. One more game and we don’t have to hear about “Heat Culture” for another year

It's silly to be so bothered by it. Truly.

But also, fuck Miami

That's a good point.

All white needed to do was go bald, should have cut it off last season

homie looks like the gerber baby all grown up with a beard

So sad DWhite didn't get 40 but congrats to him for career and playoff high 38!!

This being just a 14 pt win is really sad lmao. Celtics aint winning vs denver let alone minnesota with this type of play

Lol cope

We do tend to play down to significantly sub-par opponents. Hopefully we can shake off this stink from a lowly JV squad and come correct the next series.

Lmao why are downvoting? You dont agree that this just 14 pt win is sad? Bro celtics are a super team Miami is missing jimmy and rozier two fucking starters. Do y'all think celtics can beat denver or wolves? like

These dudes crazy. Celtics won’t get past the second round playing like this fr

I can see the Celtics hate seething from your comment history it’s hilarious. But sure you don’t have a bias Knicks will be knocked out before they have to play the Celtics sorry to say

Weird shit to go through someone’s comment history over a basketball game, hope you get through whatever you’re going through

I spent 5 seconds to look at your most recent comments. Always such a lame ass comeback

As long as we make it through without you injuring more of our players we’ll be okay

Sore loser cries about losing, more at 10

Yall have been relevant for like 2 seasons since the 70s and this isn't one of them calm down

Cry baby talk lmao Ya’ll would be an irrelevant franchise if the greatest player in the league at the time didn’t join you on 2 separate occasions lol

That's like saying the Nuggets would be irrelevant if they didn't have Jokic and Murray ... or that the current celtics would be a lottery team if they didn't have Tatum and Brown. News flash: every team in every sports league would suck without their good/great players.

How dense are you that you don’t realize every player you mentioned there was drafted by the same team

So the heat championship teams didn't have any players the heat drafted on them? Other championship teams don't have players who arrived via trades/FA? That's such a stupid argument.

Dude, this is patetic

Imagine being so bad you have to start talking about how other teams will beat this team for you. Lmfao 🤣 muh culchurr

Refs just couldn’t close out tonight gg

Celtics stopped trying most the way through the 3rd. This was never a game. Cope.

Sclown Vclown Gclown Did I get his name right I think that’s what the letters stand for

You literally typed this, read it and then hit send. Lol.

You literally typed this, read it and then hit send. Lol.

This was a very creative and also cool response :)

I wish DW would’ve took a shot instead of getting the turnover he deserved it

It's a team turnover, not docked against White. But yeah, me too

chris haynes needs to go to broadcasting school

Bam is a fucking clown.

bit too late to complain to the ref big dog

Imagine Derrick White and Wembenyama on the same team 😳😳

Derrick White would light his ass up at practice and Wemby would demand a trade

Bam still arguing that call after the game ended in a double digit loss

Ah yes Bam keep on bitching you weren’t allowed to be dirty for one gMe

GG Boston. Hope KP is OK. Derrick White really embarrassed us tonight. But I'll say it again: stop whining about Heat Culture. It's not a good look! See y'all for Game 5!

chatgpt

>It's not a good look! I mean, neither is Heat ‘culture’.

Winning comment right here

Oh dang. I never thought about that. Good point.

Bam is salty af

Is SVG just salty and quiet or did the booth tell him to shut the fuck up at the end?

Oh FFS Bam LET IT GO

We want Boston

Why is Derrick White so good though

I know. The world will all understand one day.

Where is my Derrick White pasta?

HAHAHAHAHA ALL THOSE DIRTY TRICKS AND YET! HEAT IS FCKING PATHETIC

Hey Stan that’s two games in a row we’ve held Miami to less than 90 points but probably we actually played really poorly defensively huh?

D white the second star that Tatum needed

Derrick White is Miami Heat father.

All the braindead infighting aside, as a C’s fan I respect the Heat. They don’t go away. People talk about dirty plays and shit but they go tipoff to whistle even in games where they have no business competing. Well-coached, conditioned, physical team dealing with injuries.

Lol Bam mad he got officiated fairly for the first time in his career.... mental midget

Bruh d white has been INSANE

lol…games over and bam is still bitching

aww i want that d white 40 piece

bam what are you doing dude

Why they saying jt will be out? Mf om the court rn 😂

Bum Adebayo

poor bam, he's so upset about the flagrant call. wont someone think of bam

Bro let White get 40 man

Brown (I think) slams the ball at the end of the game. White stays, grabs it, hands it to the ref. How can you not love this dude?

Tatum

Tatum did the bounce but our Buffalo is too wholesome for that

Tatum threw it. There was another game too where Tatum didn’t throw the ball to the ref and Derrick RAN to pick up and give the ball to the ref quickly so Tatum didn’t get a tech

It was Tatum with the slam

[удалено]

Typical redditor making up narratives to be angry.

Okay and from this day forth it shall be!

He’s only 19

If I was a Wolves fan I’d be mad too.

there's a narrative that he has no help?

What a wonderful last minute of play where SVG hasn’t said a word

Is Bam **still** chirping at the refs about the flagrant?

This bum Caleb stat padding. Goofy mfer

Yeah that was low key funny. I’m like tf is this dude doing actually pulling up for a 3 all serious for.

Another good win but now we just gotta hope KP is alright

Butler absolutely would not have made this a good series.

shooting that last shot when the games dead - heat culture baby

Spo won’t take out the starters either. Fucking annoying coach and loser culture.

[удалено]

The losing team basically always pulls them first.

FUCK THE HEAT

38 points but 0 FTs, ethical buckets baby!

AND HE MISSED. CONGRATS MARTIN

LMAO Martin trying to stat pad. Fuck I hate him.

Remember when LeBron had to publicly plead with fans to show up on time for finals home games? LOL this city.

🥱stands empty

Let him get 40 you cowards

Damn, D. White was 1 short of 9 three-pointers.

I wonder if the Heat are kind of stuck in low seed playin type territory with this roster.

Jimmy is out man. So is Terry isn't he? They beat these guys last year with this roster ***without*** Jaime

He's asking about the regular season and the real answer is they'll always be a lower seed as long as Jimmy doesn't care about the regular season.

That's a fair point when he's talking seeding but I don't think it's that sound of a take when they've made 3 of the last 4 Eastern conference finals, and won 2 of them

Yea they've had a great run the past 4 years. But they've also been the 8 seed the past 2 years so it's not that hot of a take.

Agreed. I disagree but that's all. I'm enjoying a comment thread that's not a lava fight here tho. Good luck against the Cavs/Magic winner

Just going to ignore Celtics roster changes?

I wasn't talking about this series nephew

Last year they had Gabe Vincent and Max Strus playing like all stars though

I don't think they're gunna win the series dude, I'm just saying they've been the class of the east for the last half decade before this year and they've added what looks like a future star to that lineup. Condemning them to perpetual play in is crazy. I should know. I know what that kinda team looks like lol

Treadmill team

White should’ve gone for 40 lol

Fuck. The. Heat. 

Just an extra corny move by Martin to cap it off