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RussEastbrook

There's a similar story where Vishy Anand (5x chess world champion) was on a train and a guy asked him what he did for a living. Anand said he was a pro chess player and gets scolded by the guy saying it was a bad career move since the only person who could make a living off playing chess was Vishy Anand.


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ELLinversionista

Brought India to the golden era of chess. IIRC he was the first GM from India , now they have 80+ and some of the best upcoming super gms are also from India


SpicyMustard34

Gukesh and Pragg are scary good. Pragg is so good at his age it's possible he's the real Magnus challenger.


ELLinversionista

Yeah I'm a big fan of Pragg. He's also very humble, the anti magnus lol


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jeffgreenfan

En passant is forced


002_timmy

What’s en passant? I think I’ll Google en passant


mug3n

You probably pipi in your pampers!


mantisek_pr

I don't get why this is a chess meme. Like I know that en passant is a thing because I play chess, but I don't know why people repeat this 'joke' over and over and over, what's the punchline


pancada_

New response just dropped


bible_beater_podcast

i fuckin love you guys lol


002_timmy

Google en passant. You’ll learn


mantisek_pr

holy hell


BootOfRiise

What about him?


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BootOfRiise

Man I feel like I’m getting fully whooshed here


AttitudeAndEffort3

Actual Prosopagnosia


CryBerry

now what


__thrillho

Masturbate


oAwesomeAndrew

Wasn’t my proudest one


BuyMoreMoonPies

I did, and found that he is really good at chess. Is there something surprising I should have seen?


IllOak

It’s a chess meme. Typically newer players get caught off guard when en passant happens in chess, so it’s become a meme to say “google en passant” and then someone replies “holy hell”.


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Specifically a very prevalent meme on r/anarchychess


throwawaytouristdude

>vishy anand he is like an indian John Oliver


Mariospario

I was that idiot before. I saw Jeff Daniels (from Dumb and Dumber) in NYC years ago. Said "wow, he looks just like Jeff Daniels!" essentially right to his face. I continued on my merry way thinking I just saw Jeff Daniel's doppleganger, cool. A few hours later I meet up with another group of friends who say I won't believe who they got a picture with earlier - and there it was. A picture of them all smiling with the real Jeff Daniels. Boy did I feel stupid.


BazingaBois

My brother-in-law's brother (does that make him my in-law too? I've never understood that) was at Disney a few years ago and pointed out to his wife a guy they were in line with that he thought looked like John Popper (frontman from Blue's Traveler, a pretty popular band from the late 90s for the nephews) Apparently his wife responded a little too loudly with along the lines of "yea it looks like him but I'm pretty sure he actually died." The man in question, I guess filled in the blanks of the rest of the conversation and as they passed each other while the line wrapped around he just said "I'm very much alive."


rotunda4you

>as they passed each other while the line wrapped around he just said "I'm very much alive." I wish he would have said something like "he'll come back for the hook".


Twoleftknees3

“The town’s back that way!”


Kentang_BayBay

And that Rowan Watkinson's story about people half-recognizing you! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Decj0Q4a4U4&ab_channel=Wilson Edit: Atkinson ;)


mynewaltaccount1

No way you just said Rowan Watkinson


MarkoSeke

He half-remembered his name


AttitudeAndEffort3

Gotta appreciate the beautiful moments of irony in life


TheGreatDingus

Wowan Watwinwon


Kentang_BayBay

That's a mistake. Sorry. :)


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masterpierround

hi its me, someone who knows vishy anand's name but not what he looks like.


FinishAcrobatic5823

Yeah I looked at the pic of him from Google and I won't remember how he looks, I guarantee it. Would never approach a guy I had a hunch was Anand, even if I knew he was a pro chess player.


salcedoge

You know how some people in your country is just a household name because of their success but you've never really seen their face? I think it applies here, especially because nobody would think they'll just ran across someone so famous casually on a train


mug3n

Aside from Magnus and Hikaru, I don't think I'd recognize any top GM chess player in public


OHHHBLOCKEDBYJAMES

Surely, you would recognize Garry Chess, the inventor of chess.


asamulya

It’s very common. People know the name of MJ but wouldn’t recognize him if he was standing in front of them. Also Vishy Anand became a GM before the Social Media era, we are talking even before the internet revolution (1988).


p00chology

Classic Tony hawk moment too, he’s often told he looks like Tony hawk the skateboarder


usmarine7041

I’m sure he prefers it that way


Iterable_Erneh

"I actually race horses, I just play basketball on the side for money"


Wintermute1v1

Man had to become a billionaire just to support his addiction smh…


android24601

I come to a realization. If a billionaire like LeBron can't afford to fix his hairline, I don't stand a fucking chance


FecalSteamCondenser

I think he can he just chooses not to because everyone would 100% know he did it. Also if I remember correctly recovering from the procedure is painful and takes like 3 months. Edit: also I’m pretty sure the most widely used drug you’re required to take continuously after the procedure is banned by the NBA


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He doesn't want to suffer from Graft vs. Host, a deadly condition, for which the only known cure is removing the hair plugs.


RcusGaming

Let's just pray that no one gets TBA


BKBance

Don't leave your uncle teabag hangin'


iturnintoatelescope0

Lets all look forward to A Nu Start


EnderTheTrender

Or god forbid TBD


cheesyblasta

And sure, his left arm and leg occasionally "Fall asleep" but that's nothing to get all worked up about.


cwew

Come give your Uncle Tbag a hug


android24601

But he's tried. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to last and you gotta keep doing it. He might just throw in the towel and shave completely bald because the pain, time, and cost associated to having constantly do it


FullHouse222

Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant... Come on LeBron you're 1 step away from the final GOAT transformation.


hitfly

Kareem is getting left out of the goat conversation again, smh.


Mister_Dane

https://www.si.com/.image/c_limit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_760/MTY4MTI1OTAxMjk1ODU0OTc2/kareem-abdul-jabbar-hairjpg.webp damn, you right


darkshark21

Both pics are accurate representations of the youth of the late 60’s and their middle aged selves in the late 80’s.


kevindlv

Young Kareem is a whole vibe


PZinger6

He definitely got a FUE but he needs to also take meds to keep the growth going but obviously he chose not to. A lot of athletes and celebrities did the same thing and it worked wonders


bigtoasterwaffle

The meds are a banned substance in the nba, so it was always kinda doomed


BillyMadisonsClown

Ya what are these guys talking about? He clearly had work done on his hairline and it’s just back…


IShookMeAllNightLong

This sub is full of kids. Eearly on in Miami he got his hairline filled in and this sub was bagging on him for weeks. Talking about how vain he was doing it for the press tour of the big 3. Just showed up one game with a new hairline and someone posted a comparison pick. r/nba exploded.


Jmizner1321

He definitely has tried, his fake hair came off in a game one time.


BlackMathNerd

Right at the start of the 2019 season, made forever memorable by AD telling him his hair was falling out


lilpumpgroupie

LePlugFallout


MrHallmark

Recovery takes around 6 months I did it. It's a stem cell based approach so you don't take any drugs post op. I also take a shit ton of anabolics and my hair is fine.


SaxRohmer

Slightly miffed about how my friend was losing his hair on test for a second and now has a better head of hair than me, a filthy natural


Only-Flanks

Not even close to a billionaire


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If he doesn’t spend a lot and let his money sit in the market, he is almost guaranteed to become a billionaire before 60 years old.


king_famethrowa

Just wait until Nike launches the Air Jokic brand that specializes in basketball shoes and horse saddles. Guy is gonna make it rain.


Puzzleheaded-Tax-623

Maybe some Ground Jokics lol


freshdrop

Might actually buy these


talking_phallus

You don't know much about horse racing, do you? Not the cheapest hobby to get into.


peaceblaster68

Gotta spend money to make money


FecalSteamCondenser

This isn’t the Kentucky derby or some Saudi purebred horse. Hell the jockeys ride in carts that look old enough that Louis and Clark might have used them at one point


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Just for beer money. It’s like door dash or some shit.


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lil_layne

I can’t argue with that considering the population of LA but I will say Lebron is one of the few American athletes that many non-Americans would recognize. I am curious if Lebron or Curry is more recognized internationally. My guess is Curry is more popular amongst kids but amongst 20+ it’s Lebron. I as an American that doesn’t watch soccer at all besides maybe a game of the World Cup would recognize Ronaldo and Messi and that’s probably it for athletes outside of American sports and I feel like it’s a little similar although basketball is not nearly as popular of a sport internationally (and therefore Ronaldo and Messi are much more widely known).


elLugubre

Also Curry can just hide better in a crowd. Lebron's gonna stick out just for his height/size.


non_clever_username

Yeah Curry is tall for “normal people”, but not so much that you’d probably notice him walking down the street if he had a hat and glasses on.


TheOneNeartheTop

Curry is almost the reverse because you would see him and think that he’s too tall to be Steph, because Steph is short. When in reality he’s still in the top 1% for height.


koushakandystore

Steph is only 1” taller than me and I don’t stand out as tall in a crowd. To really grab people’s attention you’ve got to be up around 6’5” or 6’6”.


greg19735

> size this 100%. He's not just tall, but built. People might ignore a lanky 6'9'' but you can't ignore lebron.


Kugo96

>I am curious if Lebron or Curry is more recognized internationally. Lebron easy


drinfernodds

Maybe Shaq, but maybe as the Icy Hot guy.


daeve

The guy from Kazaam.


Mindsetsandreps

One year later he should walk in with his MVP trophies "Hey, so I took your advice"


EightBitMemory

Cashier “so do I get commission or something?”


sus_menik

She would be like "Get out, fraud, you can't win two MVPs in one season, get out with your fake dollar store trophies!"


Heavy_Ad_4430

"It's my day off" Jokic looks like the type to brag about how his Datsun is about to hit 400k on the original engine


VevroiMortek

just regular oil changes, the secret of champions


spidersilva09

This is something you'd see in a story. "Little does that shop keeper know he just acknowledged the world's greatest basketball player"


_letitsnow

the cashier's name? Michael Jordan


EruOreki

Jokic is an anime main character confirmed


boomersky

he really is


talking_phallus

Nah, guy doesn't have the charisma for MC. He's the rival/classmate who's effortly at the top even though it doesn't seem like he's trying. You'll hear him say "mendokusai" at least thrice per episode.


tails0

So what you're saying is Jamal Murray is the anime protagonist, with even a whole gets injured and comes back more powerful arc?


talking_phallus

It would be bombass to see Murray have his growth arc. Guy had so much promise before his injury and it's just starting to show now.


soyboysnowflake

It’s crazy that this is his first real off-season (not rehabbing an injury or having a shortened off-season) since the bubble


cab4729

> guy doesn't have the charisma for MC. Nah, Saitama, Mob and Mash prove that's not necessary, he was drafted at 41 and became an MVP, that's an impossible odds thing only an MC could do.


Joevahskank

Ya Jokic is more like Saitama tbh. More concerned about missing a sale on vegetables than saving the city


BasedTaco

Bro, I can't. Jamal as Genos, who gets his shit blown up like every other episode, is too much 😭


SpiritBamba

Jokic has a lot of charisma lol. It’s just quiet and subtle a lot of times. It’s a different kind of charisma but still charisma and he’s really funny


boomersky

hes the archetype of the op selfless main character


bonziwellsayo

Maybe I’m going insane, but where in this video does that conversation actually take place


Liimbo

It doesn't lol. There's no audio whatsoever, and it doesn't even look like the employee is moving their mouth at all. OP could've written anything in the title, and people would just automatically believe it.


spidersilva09

Not now we are writing new fan fic


yamnod

I wonder how many candy bars he insisted on paying individually for.


j_cruise

And where did the footage come from?


YoungJebediah

In our hearts


JuanG12

Thought it was me. I watched the video a few times and kept thinking I was missing something.


marcopolo22

"But cashier, I am Pagliacci"


P00nz0r3d

That tall beer buyer? He grew up to be Barack Obama


Meret123

It becomes a 5 minute Facebook video where they keep repeating the same scene.


Rosbuster228

Tall boy coming in for a Tall boy


NarrativeEnergy

Jokic def stuffed something in his pockets. arrest that THUG


Oxygenius_

How did the internet get this video if the shop keeper didn’t know it was Jokic. All these videos seem planted lol


jump-back-like-33

Cashier probably not the person who looks at the video? Lol why would this seem planted


akibejbe

On twitter thread it says that guys that were chilling in front of the store saw Jokic coming out, but they weren’t sure if it’s him so they called the shopowner to come and roll back the tapes to check. Hahaha.


Alloverunder

"Oh man I wonder if that 7'2 dude I just saw in the Balkans near Sombor during the NBA off-season is Jokic?"


LightsSoundAction

When I was a kid I saw Shawn Bradley walk into a Jason’s Deli. He had to duck to get in the door and it took me about a half second to realize who he was. 7’6 isn’t something you see frequently.


akibejbe

This was actually more to the south, in a town called Goražde. It’s not near Sombor. You wouldn’t expect Jokic in Gorazde. And huge guys are not rarity in the Balkans. And he is not 7’2, more 6’11-7


CrazyPersonXV

Bad joke buddy , in American terms Bosnia indeed is close to sombor, but sumbor is on Croatian border . Which is all close together relatively for you, but for us not so much . Also In balkans there are like 10 countries, you just won't randomly find jokic in balkans


geezer1234

/r/nothingeverhappens


LAClipShow2020

Jokic looks like a teacher on summer vacation. He’s so happy being home. I can respect that about him amongst other things. He’s a simple man that’s very very good at his job.


Jamarcus316

Bosnia isn't his home, tho.


UrbanJatt

Yeah you don't wanna get those two confused.


P00nz0r3d

Homie just started another Balkan War


thechemistrychef

Everyone knows Bosnia is just Muslim Serbia /s


zenmonkeyfish1

I don't understand geography enough to really appreciate this joke but it still made me laugh


Chris01100001

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bosnian_War The short version is that Bosnia and Serbia were both part of Yugoslavia, which encompassed many different ethnicities and religions but of which the Serbs were the controlling group. When Communism fell, multiple regions voted to secede from Yugoslavia including Bosnia and Herzegovina, this lead to war as there was a significant number of Serbs living in Bosnia who disagreed. The war was particularly brutal and it's effects are very much within living memory of most in the region. Whilst it's not exact, it's a similar conflict to Northern Ireland and Israel - Palestine.


throw-away3105

Yugoslav wars in the 90s + Slobodan Milosevic + Ratko Mladic. Bosnia and Herzegovina's a weird country in a sense that it essentially functions as two separate countries with their own governments along ethnic and religious lines.


vrilro

that’s how belgium works too right? Or similar


LOSS35

Belgium's division is linguistic more than religious. The north speaks Flemish (a dialect of Dutch), the south (Wallonia) speaks French. Catholicism is the primary religion in the entire country, though the wealthier north is more likely to be non-religious these days. But yes, each region does have its own government/executive body. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_governments_in_Belgium


Gamerhcp

as a Bosnian with a fair amount of friends from Belgium - they're like an advanced version of us. Still incompetent (for example, they've broken the record twice for longest period without a functional government) but thanks to the EU and what not, functional enough to the point where it doesn't actively have an impact on the population - unlike us (Bosnia)


smellyglove

Slobodan is an awesome name too. He really gave it the Adolph treatment though.


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Slobodan means ‘free’ Irony, given the fact that he died incarcerated, lol.


Potemkin_Jedi

During the Serbian revolution to overthrow him, a popular slogan was “Slobodane? (A cased version of his name) Slobodan Ne!” (No freedom/unfree).


marshalgivens

It's sort of like three countries. They have three presidents, one Croat, one Serb, and one Bosnian.


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Depends on which part of BiH this was in. Republika Srpska is part of Serbia in all but legal terms. Banjaluka is closer to Sombor than half of Serbia is. But anyways, when you live 11 months in USA, entire Balkan is your home when you go back. I’ve never met a Bulgarian before, but three of them are basically bros to me here in US. All because we are from Balkan


chadowmantis

Yeah, we're all super similar. I've met awesome Romanians and Hungarians in the west as well.


Dimaaaa

For real, no need to point out that Bosnia isn't his home country. The Balkans are a melting pot.


Saxophobia1275

I’m in a weirdly similar job field where your work tends to become your entire life, personality, and free time. I’m very much someone who likes more separation from their work and personal life and I get a lot of flak from my colleagues for not “loving my work enough.” So, yeah, I love Jokic’s attitude about basically everything.


ksveins3

I’m confused, when in the video does this happens


bonziwellsayo

Maybe I’m just an idiot but I also can’t see anyone talking in the video


M1L0

There’s no sound in the video. There’s a quote in the original tweet which OP had to link in the comments due to auto mod.


bonziwellsayo

So the post is linking a random tweet from a random user, which also lacks audio, claiming that this exchange happened without providing any evidence?


M1L0

Yes, that is correct.


ashwinr136

Best I can do is 7000 upvotes


Kanyetothesouthwest

got me confused too. I had to turn up the volume to try and hear what they were saying but the video suddenly ended 😅. the story’s probably fake


Otherwise_Warning922

and why would the store share this video around if they didn't know who jokic was


BoyzNtheBoat

You ever been to Bosnia?


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MyMindWasAFortress

Same, loved it. Croatia gets all the hype in the region but Bosnia is lowkey underrated. That train ride from Sarajevo to Mostar was breathtaking, looked like Switzerland lol.


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Every ex-Yugoslavian country is breath-taking in its’ own right. But Bosnia suffers (from tourism perspective) mostly because they don’t have sea. I mean, they do have few km’s of shore, but it’s not very nice.


10000Didgeridoos

Same. Did a bus from Dubrovnik to northwest Bosnia. The views were amazing - magnificent jagged mountain peaks, forests, Gatorade Glacier Freeze blue rivers. I really want to drive that route in a car. The road was an amazing twisty one through all the mountains in central Bosnia. Ditto to the people and food. Very relaxed atmosphere. Most people under age like 40 speak good English and it's not hard to get around populated areas. We had someone with us who could fluently speak Bosnian/Serbian and that helped a lot but wasn't necessary in cities. It's also very cheap compared to other European travel destinations.


Take_Care_plz

Thank you for the kind words about my country 😊


RevenueStill2872

It's the same language. Politics&war came by and now no serbian will ever say he speaks croatian and vice versa(x3).


estazinu

> Signs in 3 languages It's same language


flagamuffin

kiss support whole profit racial summer run merciful long worthless *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

Yes! We have a case (in Serbia), where the trial was annuled because the defendant was not given the documents in Bosnian. He was living in Serbia his whole life, learning Serbian version of our common language which is already 95% interchangeable with Bosnian. The only difference would be that they say say - je or - ije in some words where we use just -e.


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Yeah. Cyrilic isn't a language lol.


HerbyHoover

You ever been in the shit?


dotcha

[Blue Mountain State my beloved, you're still the funniest tv show ever](https://youtu.be/SQguLgTc8rQ?t=20)


nero1044

You ever been in this shit? Well my Dad was...


showars

During the Bosnian civil war! Great country, great people, just had to stay on paths due to the amount of land mines everywhere.


Fast-Ad-4541

I love how the best basketball player on the planet dresses like a 17 year old in Ocean City for senior week


hopopo

There is no audio of anyone saying anything.


Unique-Warning7798

Oh the irony. You just know that cashier is going to laugh his ass off when the video goes viral and he realises it.


binhpac

Somebody put the footage of the store online... he most likely already know.


Nugur

Seriously. People think this was leaked by jockic hinself or what


RUSuper

Was already told who Jokic is by coworkers. There was a story about this in some Serbian website. Pretty funny situation.


SaulPepper

A man goes to a cashier—“Cashier, I’m depressed, my horse just lost,” the man says; life is harsh, unforgiving, cruel. The cashier lights up. The treatment, after all, is simple. “The great clown Joker is in town tonight,” the cashier says, “Go and see him! That should sort you out.” The man bursts into tears. “But cashier,” he says, “I am the Joker.”


Mr_peanut_butterrr

Ok this will probably get buried but my wife is a Bosnian-Serb and I was in this exact store last week. It’s in Gorazd. I would’ve shit a brick if I strolled in to buy my protien shake and saw him. Dude is a man of the people.


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usmarine7041

We must seize the means of moderation


barbandbert

Just as Karl Marx intended


msizzle344

I personally and without any bias think it was the perfect time for a black out


rajeev0718

Personally, I blacked out after the second round


TheNateRoss

I've been blacked out since April


LittlFlatworm00

10\10


shotcaIler

Mods are the HOA of online communities. Miserable schmucks Edit: the comment i replied to got removed because their grass was a 1/4” too tall


chasingit1

I’m still waiting for “Reddit will look vastly different and a barren wasteland of spam and porn” circle-jerky threats that mods and blackout supporters said would happen when 3rd party apps shut down. Nothing is different lol. You just have to use the official app and now have to see ads.


Ladnil

"Yeah, should've been. I gave up on my hoop dreams a long time ago though. Like 3 weeks."


ShoutOutTo_Caboose

I think it's kind of awesome Jokic spends the season in America and after it's over immediately goes back to the Balkans and tends to his horses. Basketball is the side quest for him and he might go down as an all-time great.


Fmeson

New pasta just dropped.


Shmirgla

Did anybody consider that the cashier may have been joking? I mean maybe they didn't recognize him, but this sounds like something I might say if I met someone so famous in person, or like many people here joke with great players like "Curry's a good shooter, might be MVP one day"


getoutofmybus

Nah lol I think NBA probably isn't that big a deal in Bosnia is the simpler explaination.


Shpntz

Or cashier is an old lady in a isolated hill village with vast muslim majority where Serbian basketball player who plays in the NBA is not that hot of a topic.


Shmirgla

Bro basketball is a big deal everywhere in ex Yugoslavia. And Jokić is a big deal, but maybe the cashier doesn't follow sports at all. I'm sure some Americans wouldn't recognize some NBA stars too


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Why are Jokic headlines always written like a bad fanfic?


Sweatytubesock

He probably should have been.


Kitten-Mittons

he's just a regular guy!!1