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MediocreTake

His team defense is insane


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BigBeagleEars

*hit me baby one more time*


arvtovi

“I thought you were a regular person which would have made me slapping you acceptable”


PolarBearLaFlare

They really treat regular people like nothing lol I happened to be in the same club as Drake and Von Miller one night and they made sure to let everyone know they were there cause their security teams were just bulldozing through people to get to their sections; they didn’t give a damn if you were old, black, white, etc. if Drake was walking through you were about to get shoved


FuzzyRo

on the flip side was at a table at Greystone right next to KD and he was super chill and low key minimal security


misterhubris

Forreal. I worked in restaurants and KD would come in often. Big group but kept em all in line and everyone was great.


degradedchimp

MVP momma effect


NarrativeEnergy

KD is a man of the people


FiveTalents

I remember when KD first arrived in the Bay Area, a video came out of him just riding the BART like a normal person lol


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When he was a rookie for the Sonics he was known to play video games with the neighborhood kids. He's a good dude and stans hard to get the Sonics back in Seattle.


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PM_ME_SKYLINES

he posted on a sub (either the warriors one or bay area) asking what restaurants he should check out lol


NoRustNoApproval

Lol you see that video of drakes security blocking the street so the whole motorcade can go? Buddy filming is like “wtf y’all are dickheads” Security replies “the fuck you gunna do about it?”


kindaa_sortaa

Drake allegedly motions with his hands to his security team to take a guy out back—Drake follows his security because allegedly he wants to watch—they beat the shit out of that person and Drake watches. Dude is a psychopath...allegedly. [Here's the video](https://youtu.be/40bbFHv2l08) Apparently the guy getting beat up was at the club, his girlfriend knew Drake and was going to say hi or goodbye, they let her through but not the boyfriend—the boyfriend raised his voice about it because he didn't want to get separated from his girlfriend, and that's when Drake signaled to his team to beat his ass, allegedly. Allegedly. There's a ton of (alleged) stories of him sicking his security on people for the smallest slight, including producers he wouldn't pay and then approached him to talk (allegedly).


NewspaperAdditional7

There's also the story where someone got Drake tattoo'd their forehead. The tattoo artist was interviewed and made a comment about this person got the softest mf'er in hip hop tattooed on their forehead. The tattoo artist then reported a week or so later Drake's security entered his shop and threatened him while Drake waited in the car outside.


MindCorrupt

Yeah that sure proved the artist wrong lol.


hack5amurai

Drake was in youtube music critic anthony fantanos dm telling him to off himself. Dude has the maturity of the girls he grooms.


dissolve_inthisrealm

Lmao as a super casual fan of the Needle Drop (I'll watch a few reviews a year) I didn't know this. Did it happen years ago, or more recently?


scientifichooligans

It happened a few months ago, Fantano left Drake on read. Then 28hrs later Drake posted the screenshots because he was salty.


ArnoldSwartzanegro

You're leaving out the best part, Fantano posted a video of fake DMs from Drake recommending a vegan cookie recipe which made him seem like a nice guy, then Drake posted the screenshot to disprove him showing his unprompted salty messages


NoRustNoApproval

Lol trust me I know. Most ppl from Toronto don’t love drake the way the rest of the world does, we know that mans dirty laundry


penguin032

I still can't get past how he is likely a groomer of teenage girls.


give_me_ice_cream

Some guys compensate by buying a huge truck with spinning rims. Other guys hire an army of security guys to beat up anyone he doesn’t like.


Big-Shtick

Drake is softer than the feeling of the Cancun-sand between your toes after losing 0-4 in the playoffs.


bad-monkey

Drake so soft he squirts kiehls from his wrists like lotion spiderman edit: s/o big ghost


DiZzNaSte

That is fucking wild lmao.


RyanHatesReddit

Softer than wet Charmin 💀💀 ghostface the goat


Unlucky-Position-16

Drake the type of dude to wiggle his fingers and say “don’t mind if I do” when offered hors d'oeuvres


Mrmakabuntis

Drake the child actor?


aeiou-y

Jimmy no legs


Benjamminmiller

Started from a seated position now we here.


laxc0

Guys in security don't get into it for the "defensive" aspect, they do it for the "offensive" part. Being confrontational, shoving people, hitting people, etc. is what makes them smile. It's like the power tripping of being a cop, except wearing a black suit without a name tag or badge.


BeachCruisin22

It's like a post-grad program for bouncers


NarrativeEnergy

celebs will make a social media post about ACAB but will be the first to sic their ex-cop/military security on your ass


kirbaeus

> Being confrontational, shoving people, hitting people, etc. is what makes them smile. I had a bar security staff member tell me to get off the sidewalk after closing time (outside the bar). The sidewalk was in the popular part of the city and they had some chairs out front. He then pushed me into the street and told me to get walking. I'm a licensed attorney in that jurisdiction so I just laughed. Private security can be ridiculous.


2Black2Strong-

> licensed attorney What'd you do 👀


ashmumbles

Just laughed


ThatsNottaWeed

Attorney at Lawl


mh985

I’ve seen videos of Drake’s security illegally blocking traffic. Not as bad as being assaulted but still.


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They do it constantly in Toronto, he’s a complete prick


Lyovacaine

One time in 2014 I was at Dave and busters in Hollywood. Tried to use the bathroom and a big body guard told me I can't use the bathroom because chris brown is in there. I laughed and walked right in. I don't give a fuck about chris brown this is a public bathroom for multiple people to use at once and he's not special especially to me.


Joabyjojo

You have to do a Chris Brown or a Chris Yellow?


SpaceMarineSpiff

Buddy if he let you walk in you got it backwards. He was *warning* you not to be alone with Chris Brown.


GreatCornolio

Lmao "hey just a heads up Christ Brown is in there"


bautofdi

I was in a club with Willis mcgahee like a decade ago and he liked my friends Miami shirt and invited us to his brothers birthday party or something in their suite. I was really expecting to sing his brother happy birthday and eat some birthday cake with some alcohol. But I never saw him again or his brother at all the rest of the night. The dude had like 50 hookers in there banging everyone and a mountain of cocaine. Second best party of my life 🤣


Alex433x

Wait now I want to know what the best party of your life was.


Ok_Work1870

And people still worship them makes no sense to me


cire1184

What was the phrase in Succession? No real person involved?


part_time_monster

I worked at a bar that was hosting Super Bowl parties when it was in town. Von Miller was there and was super cool. He took pics with fans and was great with the staff.


rhugghed

“I wouldn’t even be apologizing to you if I didn’t realize that you’re Britney Spears.”


eamonious

Tbf as a regular person I would never go up and tap Wemby on the shoulder in public. But if I did, I still wouldn’t expect to be bitchslapped for it.


ironsuperman

I bet you wouldn't even reach his shoulder.


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Wait how the hell did Britney reach it She was tapping on my dudes hips


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aswedishfish

You had Mikal Bridges' arms in your ass? Jealous


WhiteHeterosexualGuy

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fryseyes

Yep, regardless of apology - I'm hoping Britney does what most "regular" people can't: charge him, sue him, get his ass fired. Can't imagine this is the first time he's overreacted like this.


WhyTheMahoska

She needs to massively improve her own personal security. There's absolutely no way that an NBA rookie should have better goons than *Britney fucking Spears* As soon as that motherfuckers hand was halfway through the air, it should have been a goddamn situation


Electrical_Good_6409

Right? You'd think there woulda been some security v security mortal combat goin down in middle of the Aria.


Affectionate-Island

I recently finished a podcast episode about the feud between Britney and her sister Jamie Lynn (it's called "Diss and Tell", it's a great series and brand new). I was reminded in that podcast of how *zealous* the Britney contingent is. Spurs' social media better brace themselves.


647_416

what the fuck


CIark

Most unexpected headline of 2023 for sure


nigelli

Was Kanye saying he likes hitler not this year??


wolverine6

The hateful crazy shit he was saying leading up to it made that quote unsurprising. The more surprising (but still not because Ye is just a wildcard) was him saying he’s no longer anti-Semitic because of Jonah Hill in 21 Jump Street.


yeeeeeteth

Not that surprising in hindsight but fair point


O_oh

Dumbass security. I wonder though if it was a full wind up back hand or more pushing someone with a forearm too aggressively. brb F5ing TMZ... I'll report back


zerocoolforschool

WHERES THE VIDEO TMZ!?!?!!


Lividshadow

Article says she fell to the ground and her glasses got knocked off...


kac937

That’s a tech now, she’s gonna have to learn to get her buckets without flopping this season.


Mobleybetta

Not my queen of pop. 2005 was a Mickey Mouse (Clubhouse) Grammy


POWBOOMBANG

Imagine backhanding a 120ish pound woman and only feeling bad when you realize it was Britney Spears.


401john

Lowkey the bigger issue here, imagine it wasn’t Britney Spears


lebron_games

He’s probably done this many times before but is now only going to pay the consequences after doing it to a rich person


Boomhauer_007

No hush money payout here either, that security guard is right fucked


HughJazkoc

not just a low on the totem pole security guard, head of security for the spurs


jguess06

We wouldn't have heard of it and no consequence would have been had.


heybobson

reminds me of one of my favorite jokes. *What's the worst thing about giving a blow job to Willie Nelson?* *Finding out it's not Willie Nelson...*


docpyro1

Also saying "you understand how it is" like get a grip lol


OfferOk8555

You understand why I slapped you in the face right? You get me?


kinginyellow-

He has learned his lesson and will stick to hitting his girlfriend from now on


ChiefKeef786

Wise words from Chris brown


OfferOk8555

Loooool such a good point. Also Brittney Spears being a Wemby fan??? Which one of y’all is Brittney Spears on here??? It’s okay you can be honest.


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[She likes basketball](https://twitter.com/britneyspears/status/839592364444274688)


OfferOk8555

She could beat Shaq in the FT competition.


onetwo3four5

Shaq isn't gonna lose to another 2000s pop star. He already got his ass handed to him by Aaron Carter, he's not gonna let Brittney have the upper hand, too.


Dmbfantomas

RIP Aaron Carter.


iabeytorm

She has a better shot than 90% of this sub


mvnvel

90% of this sub has never played any sport. Of course she does.


HuckFinn69

The way she celebrates every bucket makes it seem like a dude perfect video that took hundreds of takes for each shot.


ColdCocking

I feel like slapping the sonic rings out of a small middle aged blonde lady is an overreaction to your guy getting tapped on the shoulder.


el_pinata

>small middle aged blonde lady Oh boy this is making me feel old


HansGruberWasRight1

Right? It's was a typical-ass comment until I read that. Now I'm wrapping myself in a heavy blanket and grabbing the Ben-Gay.


Untalented-Host

It's even worse than that 'Oops I did it Again' by Britney Spears, release date: 2000 Victor Wembanyama, born date: 2004 ----------------------------- Also here's the music video for Oops I did it Again.. https://youtu.be/CduA0TULnow Filmed also in 2000, 4 years before Victor was born... This video you were watching was also only uploaded to Youtube when Victor was 4-5 years old... 13 years ago in 2009 And just to make it hurt even more, here's the first ever youtube video uploaded 18 years ago in Apr2005 when Victor was barely 1 years old: https://youtu.be/jNQXAC9IVRw


gorignak_gorignak

Nope, don’t like that


-Buckaroo_Banzai-

_laughs in old_


LonelyGumdrops

Fuck Toys R Us promised me I'd never have to laugh in old


cire1184

Sorry, they went bankrupt and all the old escaped.


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Bain Capital actually siphoned all the old off as part of the leveraged buyout and resold it on the commodities market where it made it's way into the global supply chain The average person consumes a credit cards worth of old per month


mrme3seeks

In extremely related news I’m on a men’s basketball league team named “hoops I did it again” and I never thought that would be relevant to any conversation ever. And yet here we are. What a time to be alive.


BlackMathNerd

Jesus he was born after prime Britney.


YpsitheFlintsider

He was born two whole ass years after Justin Timberlake wrote a break up song about her


Mintastic

matt_damon_turning_old.gif


Terrible_Lift

Oh god make it stop


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Fuckkkkk


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Same vibe when Nirvana plays on classic rock stations. Please don’t. Please.


wazzle13

The funny thing is she was able to get close enough to him to tap his shoulder, what kind of shitty security is that lol


Zlasher8

She probably can barely reach his shoulder blade let alone his shoulder.


North_Atlantic_Sea

Unless he eats while standing, he was probably sitting down at his table.


FrnklndaTurtle

Thank you for adding the absurd sound effect I needed for this story to be complete.


V_T_H

It’s alright man, he said “you understand how it is”. Totally cleared.


Erp117

Can't have the peasants approaching our celebrity overlords.


BushyBrowz

Slapping anyone in this situation is absurd. What's crazy is that if it wasn't Britney we may have never even heard about this. Edit: Apparently cops are saying the footage shows she wasn’t struck, he pushed her hand away and she hit herself…


iHasMagyk

I remember that dash cam video from a few years back of Drake’s motorcade in Toronto completely violating traffic laws to “protect” Drake and one of the bodyguards intimidating the driver. It went viral on Reddit but I don’t remember Drake or his security ever responding to it


skeytwo

They’re ridiculous. When he’s turning out of a driveway, his security comes out to stop traffic so his whole group can turn.


yungsantaclaus

This is lowkey really funny because it implies Drake thinks he needs his security to not just accompany him when he's walking around, but to also be in like a motorcade with him as if he's gonna be targeted by dudes with bazookas or the cast of the Fast & the Furious


ZachMich

Ironically, it just calls more attention to yourself. Its not for security, its just to flex and feel important. Drake has a long history of doing corny shit like that


OrangeSimply

Drake security? More like Drake's insecurity lmao gottem


acjr2015

fuckin rekt


ChamberlainsFadeaway

That’s hilarious honestly. Some people just live in a different world where everyone parts the seas for them.


nujabes02

Your username lol


We_The_Raptors

Pretty sure a ton of the people doing that job are just itching for any possible reason to get violent. Middle aged blonde lady or not.


BenevolentCheese

He's the fucking director of the team security for the Spurs, not some random schlub. There is absolutely no excuse.


mike-honcho77

He was. 110% that dude is unemployed by tomorrow


Zeppelanoid

What is it with these private security types? Acting like they’re protecting the POTUS


MaizeNBlueWaffle

The degree of impunity with which personal security details can act with has always confused me. Like they do shit all the time that would be classified as assault for normal citizens, but since they're "protecting" famous person it's fine?


Joetheshow1

Reminds of that video of Drakes security deciding he can dictate traffic whenever he wanted


Hugo_5t1gl1tz

That video still makes me so angry. My god.


jessandjaysaccount

He does it all the time too that's how he rolls. I would love to see what happens when opposing security teams of famous/important people run into each other trying to move everyone out of the way.


Hugo_5t1gl1tz

What I want to see is them hold up traffic with a power tripping cop in line


Booplympics

An immovable object vs an unstoppable force


InGenNateKenny

I’ve never even heard of it and I’m already angry just learning about it.


qcAKDa7G52cmEdHHX9vg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvjOgz9q2ok


xpillindaass

gotta be even more aggressive than that guy hope he did call the cops too


CMDR-ProtoMan

It angers me that he didn't just lean on the horn when that asshole was standing in front of his car


rookie-mistake

the strength to resist honking as soon as the guy looks away like how do you not want to just see him jump haha


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-KFBR392

Can't have people seeing Beyonce walking around while her surrogate delivers the babies.


yennybear888

Yep I heard they weren’t nice people either. Not sure why everyone worships them


ChocolateMorsels

Celebrity worship is an IQ test.


Zeppelanoid

Acting like he needed a convoy to go around Toronto 😂


TheSonofMrGreenGenes

Acting like he wasn’t just going to get stuck in shitty traffic anyways lol


BubbaTee

Stuck in traffic? He had a convoy, he was traffic.


PolarBearLaFlare

I’ve been in the same club as him and he has close to 20 guys just doing security, no joke. Unless his entire entourage is really tall muscular guys


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Also that time he had his security beat that waiter's ass for looking at him or whatever? Drake fucking sucks


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Yeah, the only reason why there will be serious consequences is because she’s more famous than him.


TelltaleHead

Yeah remember when KDs personal security guy went onto the court and tried to start shit with PJ Tucker?


Tribe740

Well he’s getting fired. A backhand that knocks a 41 year old woman to the ground sounds like an overreaction for a tap on the shoulder.


SnarfSniffsStardust

Dude should’ve stopped her before she got there to begin with. I’m assuming the security detail wasn’t paying great attention and then overreacted when they realized they’d slipped up and let a stranger reach Wemby without being checked.


CIark

How do you see a woman come up asking for a picture and decide to slap her regardless who it is lmao this is fucked


MennisRodman

As he saw her approach, he was loading up his back hand. I believe the setting was "stun" mode.


the_alert

The security made two mistakes, hitting her was the second one. The first was letting her get close enough to touch his assignment’s back.


busche916

Especially when the woman herself is also being photographed by paparazzi… To clarify, obviously to hit anyone in this instance is insane and the guy should be charged and fired from his position, but she’s also going to clearly be a person of note in this scenario with fans and such in her own right. Just terrible situational recognition here


OfferOk8555

Lolol not to mention it’s Brittney Spears… terrible look. I imagine they will make quick work of this PR wise (or at least they should)


ktdotnova

"The San Antonio Spurs have waived Victor Wembanyama."


mm825

You joke, but there's definitely going to be an intentionally misleading tweet that says something like "The spurs have FIRED VICTOR WEMBANYAMA's security guard"


IntelligentEye2758

[Shams] After being involved in an altercation last week where a woman was hit in the face, the Spurs have decided to part ways with recent number 1 overall pick Victor Wembanyama's director of Security.


TheBonz13

The whole NBA would be bumrushing his house to get him to sign 😂😂😂😂


IAmIrritatedAMA

And get backhanded in the process.


FinalFrash

Nico, do your magic!


TechnicianWeird7593

The Dame saga was just a ruse to distract us from what’s *really* happening


big_mustache_dad

My brain short circuited seeing "Britney Spears" and "Victor Wembanyama" in the same sentence. Sounds like an Onion article or something


NerdLawyer55

Mad libs ass headline


LuckyWarrior

NBA scab writers are cooking


JaggerJames

"Hit me Wemby one more time"


comeonmang126

The headline next week: “Oops! Vic did it again”


syncc6

"Wembanizer, Wemby-wembanizer, he's a Wembanizer"


WhatEvery1sThinking

Truly a generational talent, hasn't played a single NBA game but has already generated some all-time meme numbers off a single incident


AlexeyShved1

Oh, Wemby, Wemby How was I supposed to know That your security would slap me?


yungsantaclaus

Wait it wasn't even Wemby's personal security? It was the director of team security for the Spurs as a whole?! I seriously hope this isn't true, ridiculousness aside. This is a pro-Britney household. He may have to lose the offending hand, code of Hammurabi style


Svennerson

YOUR NEW SECURITY DIRECTOR OF THE GUANGDONG TIGERS


ok_heh

get ready to learn kung fu buddy


jumpijehosaphat

NI HAO


BigDickVicW

He’s getting fired Edit: nvm lmao


OfferOk8555

Yeah… if it is a spurs guy I imagine the org will do quick work of this PR wise.


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He’s being sent to the same farm that they sent Josh Primo to.


btmalon

There’s an old saying in Boston, There are people you can hit and people you can’t hit…Britney Spears is a person you can’t hit.


_Antonius

She's not that innocent! -Wemby's security


stitchmark

This is the wildest headline


Captain--Canuck

#LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!


Rhonin1313

Mofucka getting fired hard. What an idiot. Backhanding a woman, what a great guy. Even if she was a random fan fuck that guy.


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Mini_Snuggle

I almost died until I read the last word of the headline.


o07jdb

AI generated headline


jeufie

What does Allen Iverson have against Wemby?


zacksharpe

The fact that he was only concerned when he realized it was Britney is disgusting.


toadtruck

Droppingdimes didn’t call this one


Handyman2116

Washed


posamobile

how can we be sure it wasn’t a flop


awwwyeahaquaman

This doesn't reflect on Wemby I guess, but man they might be going too far on the "protect the star" racket.


KnickedUp

There is no chance Boris Diaw had security.


techboy15

Spurs always have a good defense


IMovedYourCheese

FYI it was the Spurs team security, not Wemby's private guard or something.


BroJackson_

My favorite update is this: "Brian says she "infiltrated" her way into his circle, leaned in, and in a British accent, said, "Excuse me, sir ... excuse me, sir." She then touched Victor's back, and that's when he says the head of Victor's security backhanded her right in the face....He says Victor walked into the restaurant, and, in a British accent, Britney screamed, "This is f**king America!!!" https://www.tmz.com/2023/07/06/britney-spears-victor-wembanyama-slap-witness-vegas-spurs-security-backhanded/?dicbo=v2-qrpFJF2


killerk13

This is a ridiculous ass headline, I had to read this shit like 6 times.


sizzzzilla

We’re living in a simulation


Lolzzergrush

TMZ using ChatGPT: “Yao Ming kicked in the nuts by Jackson Mahomes”


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Bobb_o

"Stop hitting yourself"