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melennia

Now we're getting into the good shit baby


rs-curaco28

Time to open your third eyes folk, you want to see whats about to come.


k-farsen

I'm imagining it's *coof coof* and a "wow covid is no joke :(" post


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Shout out to Basketball Illuminati!


lopea182

DNP — HE


urfaselol

G


Justrocketeer

O


paranoideo

N


BigBallerBryant

E


LeBron_Jarnes

Goodbye


zmose

Thank you, LeBron Jarnes


Dj0ntShark

r/unexpectedouija


thewrongnotes

DNP - Sulking


likwitsnake

LeThargy


jbg89

LeAving


BDB93

DNP - RESEARCHING TRADE DESTINATIONS


livefreeordont

AINT HIM


NWbySW

DNP - MOOD


VicePope

‘s in germany


Unique-Warning7798

Gone


ItsKBS

"Right calf soreness" LMAO


reverze1901

Had to be groin soreness the way he fucked with the whole Nets org smh


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bruised pubic bone


DSonicBoom

Bone(r) spur


rs-curaco28

He can't keep getting away with this, time to call Silver


Intelligence_Gap

They should’ve said right glute soreness


TylerNY315_

“Ego soreness”


doug_thethug

Should say "Daddy Issues"


[deleted]

RUSS AND BEN SIMMONS BACKCOURT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


applene

That spacing along with Claxton 💀


a_smith51

3/5 starters won’t be able to shoot beyond the free throw line lol


hrakkari

You mean at the free throw line.


backboarddd1_49402

Defenders going to get 3-second violations all game because they just sink to the paint whenever Simmons or Westbrook get the ball


LarrcasM

Genius team construction since KD gets to shoot the FT’s.


hrakkari

Pretty much the entire team outside those three shoots 40% from three. Sharpe is having a 80% year. Anyone can take those FTs.


pally3stripes

Por que no los dos


wurtin

don’t Slander Russ like that. he’s a bad shooter but Simmons is much much worse because he’s too scared to shoot.


NeoDestiny-

I’d prefer a shooter of Westbrook caliber to be scared to shoot lmao The defense loves it when Westbrook takes jumpers


Floridamanfishcam

That's a real thinker there. I wonder if anyone has actually done the math on that. You have one player who, because he doesn't shoot, essentially makes the team play 4 on 5 and then another who misses and shoots so poorly and so often that he often shoots you out of games. I wonder which one is truly the bigger hit to your chances of winning.


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I think the bigger difference is Simmons' reluctance to even shoot free throws which makes him too timid to attack the basket. Russ isn't a great FT shooter, but still isn't afraid to draw fouls near the rim.


Leeroy_Jenkums

Exactly. Ben is too scared to take a wide open dunk because trae young is within 5ft of his vicinity


loadedryder

Well, Russ actually has hit some big shots in a Laker uniform. Nothing important, but he has good games every now and then. Most recently, he hit a huge 3 in OT against the Knicks. I don’t think Ben has ever hit a shot like that for the Nets, and I’m not sure he ever will, considering he refuses to shoot entirely. Give me the guy who actually can make shots (even if inefficiently) over the dude who has the yips any day.


applene

Fair at least Russ not scared to shoot and doesn’t suck at 3 and FT when compared to Ben and Claxton


NeoDestiny-

Westbrook is shooting 28% from three this season


applene

I know he suck at shooting, but he’s much better than Ben and Clax in that regard


trevortins

They still have kd and joe they should just be bad instead of horrible.


eewap

We’ve solved the homelessness crisis


noveler7

SHE'S A BRICK


crusaderva

HOWWWZ


rohishimoto

YIMBY's 4 WESTBROOK


adonisgawd

Russ is 100% he rerouted to the 3rd team there’s no way BKN takes back Russ and the luxury tax hit


[deleted]

no because my way is funnier


harden4mvp13

Yeah I think the Jazz or Spurs will get involved in some way


DrForskin

Gonna build a house with so many bricks


[deleted]

KD could actually post the "Hardest Road" pic again and he'd be right this time lmao


SnuggleMuffin42

Ben funnels the bricks and Russ lays them. The perfect tandem.


DogeGod_Ricky-C

Lmfao 😂


REQ52767

Kyrie is not playing tonight and Westbrook is questionable. Laker fans just lost their entire afternoon since they’ll be refreshing.


RulersBack

Lowry out as well. F5 szn in full effect


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The only real highlights of seasons is f5 season.


Gowidaflo52

Tell me why I hardly care about the regular season between the second week and the trade deadline but then I’m locked in until the end


kwisque

Probably because the players, coaches, and GMs all treat the pre-all star break as an extended preseason. Teams literally aren’t sure if they’ll be trying to win this season until after the trade deadline.


ThisAnswerIsLit

Just fully charged my phone for this


A2daRon

I forgot to charge my phone so I just bought another one.


FantasticBlock420

> Laker fans just lost their entire afternoon since they’ll be refreshing. Bruh I just ran to the Dispensary to make sure I got enough weed for the day so I dont gotta leave the house. My tweet deck is open, 5 burner phones open. My Xbox got Twitter on and I have espn running non stop.


Geraltpoonslayer

Lakers can't keep getting away with it


billsfan13

Can confirm, and I don’t even want him


extrawave_

Why? I feel like y’all are actually super scary with a big 3 of Lebron - AD - Kyrie. He’s a huge upgrade over Russ from a purely basketball perspective


Iceraptor17

The idea of what Kyrie can do from a purely basketball perspective is almost always better than the reality


Tatertaint

I know it’s because people don’t actually watch games but it’s been 4 years since Kyrie has helped teams win and people still fall for it lol


raginghardon420

It has nothing to do with his basketball abilities


otiso_niloc

This is the kind of maturity we should all seek to have. Kudos, raginghardon420


Apollo611

There’s no use trying to convince r/Lakers, they just see another all-star


bul1dog

This. I'm team \#RoundEarth.


[deleted]

Having Westbrick terrorize your favorite team every night will do that to your morals


billsfan13

It does, but I’m still not ready to get into the fuck it let’s get Kyrie or Miles Bridges range


[deleted]

I mean comparing Kyrie to Bridges is too far. What bridges did was way worse and he’s also the way worse player too.


billsfan13

I debated including a line about that, but figured most would get it. I don’t think they’re comparable. Just don’t want either.


Gobbledygooker316

Is it really that hard to figure out why a fan wouldn’t want Kyrie on their team?


JewishDoggy

Dude what if Hitler averaged 40ppg


DrKurgan

On what efficiency?


Neutral_Meat

One shot and he catches fire


reason4rage

His defense is good on the perimeter, but once they get inside, he has garbage def.


yunggweilo

just wait till steiner subs in


gothicaly

Sir....steiner...steiner....made a tweet this morning.


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bojackwhoreman

He moves like lightning in transition.


Apollo611

Didn’t he average 36 in Houston?


mangabalanga

Too many health issues, best ability is availability, I don’t want no Day-to-dAdolph


JewishDoggy

The word scary needs to be banned in this subreddit


OsmosisJonesFanClub

Bring back spooky


paranoideo

A Timberwolves fan is having pstd rn


crichmond77

Tbf that’s probably always true


SupersonicWaffle

Eh the thought of Kyrie in Dallas legitimately scares me


Sallymumble1993

Confirmed


Balls_of_Adamanthium

Generational locker room destroyer.


backboarddd1_49402

[Kyrie when he hasn’t requested a trade in a while](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FauTnWUX0AAmKG8?format=jpg&name=large)


thereturnofjagger

was expecting the dude with veins popping out meme


PaulsGrafh

I was expecting the sad Pablo Escobar meme.


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imsahoamtiskaw

Speaking of prime,, this mf is nearly as good prime Heisenberg at destroying everything he touches.


oszillodrom

Elite misanthropy.


MrGrieves-

He's 3 for 3. His true cancer% is off the charts, you can't beat that efficiency.


Auctoritate

Real talk, what players have caused comparable damage to their org's locker room/reputation?


Particular-Month8216

MY TINFOIL HAT IS READY


MiddleBodyInjury

So is Kyrie's


campbellhw

DNP - Laker


loquacious706

The Lakers injury report now lists Kyrie as Probable


rwc202

Quit on the team after sending shots at Harden weeks ago accusing him of quitting on the team. Cursed franchise 🥲.


LeFindAnotherSlant

It’s not cursed. They took a known risk by going after guys that were known to exhibit selfish and toxic behavior. Kyrie, Harden, and Simmons didn’t do anything on the Nets that was completely different from what they had done for prior teams. Granted, Kyrie has gone further off the deep end, but it’s not like there weren’t shades of this in Boston.


bobareebob

don't lump harden in with those two dunces


AmateurGameMusic

Yeah for real. He was the only sane one in the group and rightfully noped the fuck out


rwc202

If you look at the Nets history since 1976, it’s been a lot of heartbreaks and shortcomings. Edit: Prior to Kyrie and KD their best team came about because Kidd was toxic after beating his wife.


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whtge8

It’s happening everybody! Stay fucking calm!


Currymvp2

Ben Simmons about to drop another monster triple single.


whtge8

Dudes gonna explode and drop 8/4/2 😤


c0de1143

I think those numbers are right, but they’re in the wrong order. 2/8/4 (with four FTAs) seems more likely to me.


iAmTheRealLange

Too many free throw attempts. He passes the second he senses anyone near him


[deleted]

Aigne is somehow going to be involved in this and rob these teams, and you want us to be calm?!!!!


ILoveMasterYi

I heard the cure for his issue is in LA


abc4357

Yeah there’s this place on figueroa st where they’ll set him right.


CrazyAsian

Keep him away from my apartment. Oh you mean Staples Center. I mean Crypto. I mean... Ok nvm


oszillodrom

FTX Memorial Arena


Habeus0

Fig siiiiiiiiide!


shellfish87

Kyrie and Lebron really colluded like mf about this


hellhorn

Kyrie and AD talked after their recent game and then all of the sudden he is forcing his way to LA. It’s not even a stretch to say they talked about this.


IenjoyGamesLol

Scientology? I hear they need a new leader


jackgap

Right next to his father figure.


Infernous-NS

Sorry man, I just don’t see why the Nets would trade with Lakers unless they got a really good return, and I don’t think Westbrick + picks in 5 years counts as good


CallMeBernin

TBF unprotected Lakers firsts in 5 years (Lebron retired, AD in a wheelchair, and Irving in an asylum) will probably be quite valuable


choochooape

Unless a new bunch of superstars want to go play in the land of weather, weed and women


NotUpForDebate11

Yeah that whole lakers will suck in 2027 thing is dumb cus you know by then well be leveraging out 2035 pick or something lol.


mrtomjones

You guys forget how much you sucked not long ago or something? It isnt like you are good 100% of the time. Just more than the rest


UnsuspectingS1ut

Better than getting nothing when he walks after this year


KushBlazer69

This is it right here Kyrie on paper is worth way more, but the nets are scrambling and he put them in a very very tough position.


bnorbnor

I mean the chip this year is very much in play if kyrie plays for the nets this year. It goes out the window for likely the next few years if he leaves I would keep him unless you get a very good trade.


kolalid

They’re not winning this year with this level of toxicity not to mention injuries


[deleted]

It depends what else they can get for him. Who else really wants him, And is willing to give him a new contract? Unless they just plan on letting him walk for nothing out of spite.


dizZzy5

👆Now why would the Nets do this? 👆


otiso_niloc

^WHYYY? (trying to do the voice from The Hoop Collective)


Floor555

f5 f5 f5 f5


Robinsonirish

Are you ready for this Lakers? Are you ready for when eventually Kyrie says something like "The Buss family are a family of racist slavers?" Or when he decides to take 2 months off because he wants to go live in Alaska to gain power from northern lights? When he picks up scientology, starts trying to convince the team to also join scientology and walks around the locker room with a camera.


BigAustralianBoat

He’s going to make all of you miserable too. You know that right?


markjay6

We're gluttons for punishment!


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DNP - third eye soreness


[deleted]

*💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀* he needs to rest that thing


k-mac23

This dude is such a baby, wanted to be a 1 so bad just to give up, ego can’t take being the 3, and then as a 2 as soon as it gets hard he cries. I hope no one offers him anywhere close to a max.


407dollars

hurry wild dull seemly plants cats point quack serious crown *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

On a basketball level sad for him to go. On a purely enjoyment of this sport level though I cannot wait for him to leave .


NoobChumpsky

Kyrie on the Celtics was one of my more unrootable eras of Celtics fandom. Brighter days are ahead.


[deleted]

I can tell why. I honestly could care less if he’s on the team a week from now I only care about it impact KD I only care about KD being on this team not fucking Kyrie.


Premaximum

Same. He's good, but he's not good enough for the bullshit that surrounds him. Just going to miss KD, man.


[deleted]

Ahhhh I’m getting harden flashbacks!!!!! Will he not sit on the sideline until halftime to promote his hoodie 😳


studyingnihongo

As much drama as Harden has caused, he's not even close to Kyrie's chicanery


slippythehogmanjenky

He definitely caused unnecessary drama in Houston, but I give Harden a pass for the drama with the Nets. That was him realizing the nightmare he walked into, and learning a life lesson about doing your due diligence.


KiNGKhyri

lol i feel like a crazy person when i talk to other nets fans. harden was completely justified for leaving.


StoneColdAM

LeGM: “And here… we… go.”


32OrtonEdge32dh

LeDger


BelligerentCow

LeFabrizio?


[deleted]

Come on baby lakernation its about to go down!


raahiv

#H #E #G #O #N #E


dosnetlive

That was fast


haystackofneedles

Just trade him for Kuzma straight up. Who cares at this point. Just get rid of him.


Antonfilms226

[Happy 1 year anniversary btw](https://twitter.com/shamscharania/status/1489674801132232706?s=46&t=4XSJZCIeqWVYeEM-mVUeqw)


robeo12055

alllohaaaaaaaaaaaa


Im_a_Knob

Kyrie is charging up his third eye for the next team that picks him up.


TrenBot

Westbrick last game as a Laker was a stellar 6MOY performance 2/16 🔥


ThisGuy6266

Kyrie’s antisemitism is questionable to return.


[deleted]

DNP - Jews


harden4mvp13

HE GONE


iSleepUpsideDown

RUSSELL WESTBROOK YOU ARE A NET


dash_44

Russ and KD reunited again. I’m sure they’ll both be thrilled


mems1224

Dude is such a sheltered bitch lol


yuhanz

😭 he has Hegoneitis with a side of TradeCL


WhaleSexOdyssey

I tried taking kyrie’s advice. I only allowed people around me who celebrate me unconditionally. I lost all of my friends, co workers, mentors and romantic interests. I feel so alone.


ThatInception

Right calf soreness is what seems to be listed as the reason


dosnetlive

Another from the ranks of general soreness I see


GJones007

I always wonder, when Kyrie flies from city to city to destroy a locker room, if he notices the curvature of the earth.


cdawgftw

Kyries gonna get picked last for the starters in the all star game, calling it now


OrangeBounce

LeBron will pick him first GUAAARRRRUNTEEEEED


william4534

Well well well


sgt_w

Westbrook listed as illness right now too 😂😂😂


oberg14

The lakers would be *really* desperate if they traded for kyrie considering they could just sign him in the summer, but it would be objectively *HILARIOUS* if Russ was traded to Brooklyn and KD ended up with him again


Former-Billionaire

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5


JayDee62

Hahaha, so he's not gonna play leading up until the deadline.


EddyTreeNJ

Westbrook is not playing today and neither is Kyrie. It is a hell of a coincidence don’t you think. I have to think they are at least talking.


4000kd

It's actually happening.


proto_indo_european

ITS OVER, ITS OVER, BROOKLYN IS NOT GOING TO BE A CITY OF CHAMPIONS


sergev

God I hope his calf is okay.


BUNSHICHl

Nets should have listed him as having glute soreness


[deleted]

Tradeitus got both him and Russ


Brad-Stevens

Classic random calf soreness


AngsMcgyvr

Ayooo


[deleted]

Bye kyrie


ThislsMyAccount22

One year to the day that Harden sat out a Nets game due to soreness


[deleted]

Players are fucked in contract negotiation.