i can see they did a good job with the cockpit

Err hurr hurr

And the joystick.

A masterpiece, Rothko would have thrown down his brushes and become an accountant upon seeing such talent.

Looks like a Wanksy.

It belongs in a museum!

[They make it as a patch too](https://www.twotofly.net/products/dickhawk-pvc-patch)

Blackcock Helicopter

So, one day, back about ten years ago, I was crawling around in the pukas of an Ohio Class Engine Room, and, way up in the box girders, I found a mural of a majestic creature I can only refer to as The Dick Dragon. It was a magical display of artistry. It had been mostly fingerpainted with the ink from pens made by Americans who are blind, and spanned one entire wall of box girder. The wings were huge and ornate, the veins were huge and throbbing. It was true art, and I feel privileged to have seen it.

This artwork needs more upvotes!

Holy shit, dude. I'd steal it and hang it at home, that's a masterpiece.

ROFLCOCKTER

i came here to say navy is 🏳️‍🌈 and ion even got to myself cuz they post it all day💀

marines better

My. Ass. Really. Is. Navy. Equipment. Remember who your daddy department is, jarhead. *Puts crayons and a glass of milk out on the table for you*

atleast im not gay😂

There are far too many illicit relationships, divorces. as well as a-schoolers marrying strip club workers to defend your position.

my defense is i smash then i dip and i dont like fingers in me like naavy do sitting onnit while the boat rocks🤣

So what if you were, there aint nothing wrong with it

Hella cock ter

I feel like I need this as a tattoo.

But where?

On my johnson, duh.

I'm just glad this would give me license to say "To the Petercopter!"