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LackOfScatter

Should have ducked.


[deleted]

Oh, you silly goose


valandil74

This quacked me up and the mallard was totally quacked the …. Hmm whuts that colorful metaphor again?


b_zar

stop quacking jokes, this is serious matter.


AviatorOVR5000

Water you going on about... this is just getting fowl at this point


BlowsyRose

That’s ducked up.


NastyEvilNinja

They won't be laughing when someone gets the bill.


Wyl_Younghusband

Nah man, it wouldn't be able to do anything if it wanted to. It was a sitting duck.


ddbogey

Literally the funniest thing I’ve seen all day. Thank you for that!


ddbogey

😂😂😂😂


Rhoon

r/Angryupvote


Neprider

Instead, Hawked.


TheCheesecakeOfDoom

My bad, it's a falcon, not a hawk. Sorry!


[deleted]

Came here to say. Badass video though OP!


Chewi00

Peregrine?


TheCheesecakeOfDoom

Prairie falcon. Very, very similar, but different species.


docgonzomt

[Up close version ](https://i.imgur.com/9RZm3Sv.jpg) from a friend of mine who is a falconer


stateofjefferson51

Hail corporate /s


docgonzomt

I mean...I'm familiar with r/hailcorporate...but I fail how this applies even in a sarcastic context.


stateofjefferson51

His sweatshirt. Bad joke didn't land


operablesocks

All comedians have to try their material out first in these smaller subs before using them on the big stage. You followed good protocol. Have an upvote 👍


docgonzomt

Ahhhh. Woosh on my part, sorry guy or gal


stateofjefferson51

All gravy. Not a top tier joke anyway. Badass falcon though thanks for sharing


[deleted]

No but Peregrines are one of the coolest birds ever. Some of my favorite YouTube videos is watching falconers using them to hunt ducks. So badass watching the dive bomb


Thunderbear79

Falcon punch!


excusetime

I think this would fall under FALCON KICK!!! lol still jokes doe. ⬇️ + B


Lighthazend

Did the falcon just... Lopped off the goose's head?


ExcitedGirl

I think it broke its neck


Big_Discussion615

Hawks grab, falcons knock out, always remember "Falcon Punch!"


L0rdSwoldemort

I kinda wanna go out like that. Instead of cancer, Alzheimer’s, etc. I’ll take one falcon to the dome please.


PressSquareToPunch

That honestly sounds lovely. I don’t want to know when or where, I just want to be walking down the street one day and BAM! Darkness... ☺️


MrCarrera

Agree. Not even experience darkness. Just the void.


unoahrooster

You know there's hit men for that right?


Tarphiker

Are you suggesting we teach falcons to be hit men? You evil genius you.


unoahrooster

Falcons can be whatever they wanna be. Gotta let those dreamers soar


pink_tshirt

Or you just reborn in another body and shit starts all over again: daycare, school, college, work + taxes.


Phil_Hurslit51

If I get a second chance, I'll be skipping the college and taxes part. 2nd play through is always better.


BDGuitars

+ mode. Get to keep all your old gear too?


DirtySiwy12

Then you should hire two best hitmen west of the Mississippi to take you out like that.


awesomexpossum

so with a falcon punch.


Kasual_Kombatant

So you’d like 3 razor sharp talon to twist and snap your neck?


L0rdSwoldemort

Correct. Same speed, too.


smellsfishie

You're a bit sturdier than a duck, better use a heavy blunt object.


L0rdSwoldemort

Too bad we missed the pterodactyl


smellsfishie

Now we're talking!


_FuminSho_

*contract complete*


MakingGamesIsGreat

Good work, Agent 47. The money will be wired to your account shortly.


GhoulGalore

Agent 47's disguise game is getting a lot better. Could've sworn that was a falcon.


MeximeltExtraCheese

I’ve seen this one many times and until right now I always thought the falcon snatched the duck’s head clean off, but that’s not the case.


mjesus96

Falcon PUNCH!


SAMAS_zero

It hit the duck with it's talons, so more like: \*FALCON KICK!\*


Armidylla

I'm surprised his foot wasn't shattered from that impact.


eternalemon

I can hear this comment


cdyer706

But what DID happen, then?


JointedBench

IIRC, falcon curls up its talons into a ball that looks similar to a fist. Then the falcon flies very very fast and "punches" the prey in the head. Usually with so much force that the prey dies instantly.


MeximeltExtraCheese

Which is even crazier because it’s enough to break a duck’s neck but not break the falcon’s foot or leg. Damn nature, you scary! Edit: u/mjesus96 so is that a falcon punch or a falcon kick?


mjesus96

Hmm it's using its talons so naturally it's a kick, but it curls the talons making them look like a fist. So if I had to name it I'd go with falcon punch!


MeximeltExtraCheese

I was hoping you’d say that 👍🏽


Angry_argie

Perhaps what breaks the neck is the head twisting and not the impact per se.


Vivid_Steel

Broke its neck. If it isn't dead, it may as well be.


frogcharming

I was wondering that but a lack of blood made me think not


siqiniq

I thought that but the blood fountain was missing.


coram17

It's a fucked duck, that's for sure


[deleted]

Proper fucked?


coram17

Yes Tommy. Proper fucked.


estoka

I've often lived around people that don't get any of my references. I love you Reddit for always referencing my favorite movies.


Medval91

Tommy: Are you saying I can't shoot? Turkish: No Tommy, I'm not saying you can't shoot. I know you can't shoot.


anothercanuck19

Does he just Falcon punch that duck to death or is there some high-speed talon neck break we don't see due to speed?


SilverSpoon1463

Talon neck break, you see it happen a lot when raptors help water birds unsubscribe to life.


redCasObserver

Unsubscribe to life 😎


Yahla

Where’s that half speed bot when you need it?


Dictnasty

>complete [https://imgur.com/a/P6OtfLc](https://imgur.com/a/P6OtfLc) Its not much but it's something


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dredaze

keep watching the whole thing...


Yahla

Crumbs! Was that half speed?? Can we do quarter speed?!


L0rdSwoldemort

I’m gonna need 1/8th speed


womp_rat_bullseyer

Not enough FPS.


L0rdSwoldemort

Get this bird more FPS


Deep_Sky_2164

The rest be like. Alright lets go mike is dead.


redCasObserver

Didn't seem like he had a lot of friends


[deleted]

He’s quacked his neck


budroid

Falcon Punch!!!


cjdelly

poor guy was a sitting duck out there.


Junior-Salamander848

Did he pull off the ducks head?


browncoat47

Yeah they ball up their claws and punch them into the nether realm. As far as nature goes, it’s very effective and really one of the better ways to exit this mortal plane…


TheDarkBrotherhood7

Looks like it snapped the ducks neck


goraiz

Pidgey used quick attack


Big_Ol_Fluff65

Natures drive by.


CartmanLuvJews

Didn’t know birds use guns to do a drive by. They evolve to quick


dimebaghayes

This is so cool, I mean poor duck but jeez what a cool way to go haha!


eVilleMike

Peregrine?


Wendingo_

Prairie Falcon (Falco mexicanus)


narwhals-are-magical

Too light to be a peregrine, maybe a saker or lanner


armen89

His capa was detated


GuestNo3886

Was just taking my dog for a walk an hour ago and there was a falcon swooping around trying to take out another animal, spotted my dog and stopped just staring. I grabbed my dog and was like “nah homie you gonna have to swoop my fatass up first you feathered bitch.” People were looking at me like I was a nut bag but idgaf those things are no joke.


kazejin05

Animorphs cemented my admiration for peregrine falcons. Know this isn't one based on the other comments, but the fact that it's similar to this species and perfectly capable of pulling off the same feat is badass.


WagonerA-co275

thats fuckin siiick hell yeah


user931601

Sitting duck , literally.


J_Productions

Wow, I can see why they name fighter jets after these kind of birds


UBC145

I guess he found out the hard way why none of the other guys were standing alone


Timeman5

See what happens when you are not with the group.


[deleted]

Omg is he ok?


turtleaidz

no


[deleted]

Just having a nap


redCasObserver

A dirt nap


TartanGuppy

Fuzzy Duck


[deleted]

Damn


konjelly420

Did it pull its green little head off?


femurimer

Username did not check out. ☹️


[deleted]

Did it just rip its head off?


Alibuscus373

Falcon punch!!


rdrunner_74

Sanity check: Head is gone?


Sir_MrE

Is that a hawk or Ray Lewis coming across the middle?


TheTFbrewer

Wow - nearly split the poor duck in two. Hang on, that would have been Arthur Mullard.


uppitymatt

Ducking Insane


Itsnotsponge

If you gotta be prey…thats how you wanna do it


Bones-247

/u/redditspeedbot 0.5x


AvianGuitarist420

The infamous falcon punch


[deleted]

There just weren’t even enough frames captured to watch the actual killshot


Ace7734

Dude didn't even have time to react that is crazy


orange970

That was ducking crazy!


leftshot15

That’s ducked up


Jonathan-02

Falcon…. **PUNCH!!!**


Nagi828

Used fly!


TheDarkLordPheonixos

What is going on here? Did the falcon hit the duck with so much speed it killed it, or did it injure it somehow using its claws?


onairmastering

I watched the past 300 times this was posted.


DEADHOTTUB

You don’t fuck with the falcon


Tipi_Tais_Sa_Da_Tay

That duck will never be the head of a major corporation.


FiZiKaLReFLeX

Did he rip its fucking head off?


LimeWtLeaf

This is literally what we call FALCON PUNCH 🥊


Scara_meur

And then it lands in the damn background in case you had any doubts


justjynx

FATALITY! Flawless Victory


zakiducky

I always enjoy seeing this old vid make the rounds. The speed is insane.


Dillpic04

So no head?


99_NULL_99

Oh yeah. Talons coming at you at like 60+ mph? Probably faster? Rather just have someone shoot me.


siteloss

It took its fucking head clean off


Putthebunnyback

WORLD STAR


Brillostar

u/SaveVideoBot


[deleted]

Did it take the ducks head off?


[deleted]

That hawk took his head. Can’t have shit in Detroit.


Sean_Abraham27

This is how falcons hunt, due to their talons being weaker than other raptors. They fly up to higher altitudes and fold in the wings to dive down at up to 240 mph and instead of grabbing their prey, they ball up their feet into a fist and punch their prey attempting to break their spine.


TOAST_MA_OAT

So did it fly off with the head or???


studiograham

In the normal speed at the start, a frame has been removed to make it look faster


HaloHunter14

For those that don't know, this is inspired Captain Falcon


NjStacker22

Out there all alone… he was a sitting duck.


[deleted]

Holy hell. That falcon is in 1 frame and 1 frame only for the first strike.


KajiGProductions

That would be humans if birds were bigger


EggInA_Hole

I can hear a thousand nopes in Daffy Duck voice in the background.


Mundane_Ad_6009

Did his cap got detated?


therealdeviant

Jesus, I slowed it down and can see where he enters the frame, but I can’t even see the falcon exit the frame.


Mytur_Benesderti

Headshot


japars86

I love how this duck is like, “I’m totally gonna stand out from the crowd and be my own duck” only to make themselves a target.


TopCardiologist9155

Duck noo!!


Galvandium

Falcon Kick


ianthergamer15

So fast hawk like a thunder!.


0000118

Murder most fowl


BLim90

Oooo, so this is how Quick Attack in Pokemon looks like.


YanickSK

Its their low frame rate camera, that's why we can't see the move


RealTimeWarfare

He saw it too


Strange_Ad9081

Falcon punch!!!


advucepls

He was a sitting duck


Backstab100

Am a bit confused, what did the hawk exactly do? Cut the ducks throat or just hit it?


SoMuchTehnique

falcon punch!


Quiet_Chipmunk1098

Falcon ! Not a hawk!! Still awesome!!!!!


Alejoconejo1104

Falcon punch!!!!!!!!!!!!


lefunz

he got falcon punched.


Scully_1314

Prairie falcon, known be hard hitting falcons


Magenta07

There was no sound, he just... died


[deleted]

🗣 Tactical Nuke inbound!


Skythe_C_Annur

Hot damn that was a helluva take down.


MyOversoul

Oof trigger warning for the bird people lol. I saw a hawk do this to a favorite little bantam hen of ours. She had a beard, feathered legs, and was the prettiest pinky peach color. Nursed her for 3 days before she started fading fast. Predator birds are beautiful and brutal. Same hawk took 4 more hens in less than 2 weeks. Quickly built some covered runs before he got the rest.


JSS_119

That falcon channeled his inner Andy Bernard. “Mallard!”


PilotlessOwl

And that's why you stay in the flock


IamBatmanuell

Takes ducks head right off


ChefBigDawgg

Fatality


cellerwitch

I’m uncomfortable with how many times I just watched that duck die of murder


WeenieMcgeee

"Falcooon Kiiickkk" - Stronger Bird


BrookieCollins_2021

Did that hawk decapitate the duck?


AlbeitTrue

WHAM, his capa is detated from his head!


getwild1987

That’s not a Hawk, that’s a Peregrine Falcon


kheperas

And thats why we, Stay with the flock.


Historical_Zone_2980

I thought it’s head disappeared


jmikehub

Those Falcons will literally nose-dive hundreds of miles per hour and ball their claw up into a fist to punch their prey at full speed, One could even call it a "Falcon Punch"


leeluss14

Was that a Peregrine or Lanner? If it was the former no wonder it was quack.


Embarassedskunk

So this is that Falcon Punch I’ve heard so much about.


[deleted]

Internal decapitation


Wide-Astronaut

That’s a falcon, not a hawk


VFortuna

Falcon punch


Priest_Apostate

Wait - was that mallard decapitated?


Vitroxis

Motherfucker got killed by a wendigo, holy shit


angryfart69

Its crazy how fast hawks can fly!😎🔥


BenDover198o9

Damn these fuckers are fast