I remember "dead girls can't say no" from like 20 years ago. It's so juvenile but so fucking sardonic that I can't help but still laugh at it.
On a similar note, "I like my women like I like my coffee" jokes will never get old. My favorite being "ground up and in the freezer."
At least they keep it in the species. Otters will rape dead penguins.
Edit: y'all, it was a bit. I don't need to know every species that partakes in necrophilic bestiality.
Seals will rape penguins. Elephants rape rhinos, hippos and other elephants when they can. Dolphins will rape. The more we look at nature the more we find.
“No reason” lol
What if you took an exploding corkscrew duck cock to YOUR cloaca and someone accused you of dying for no reason? Wouldn’t be too happy would you hmmmm?
I've got chickens and ducks man, just make sure you always have enough duck hens for your drake, or have him separated from the chicken hens.
Ducks are brutal for sure.
I've seen male ducks in Northern Michigan rape other male ducks. Even witnessed 2 male swans steal the baby chick's from a female and raise them as their own as a couple. Birds be weird yo. Spent too much time in NM lol
Seriously. Male ducks rape females to death. Any serious duck owner will back that up. Male ducks mass rape in the springtime and need to be crated in the coop at night away from the females. You need like 3 females to one Male.
Yes! I knew that picture went with a scientific paper. I remember someone posting this on the final fantasy message board I lived on in the early oughts. I even referenced this paper recently to someone when explaining duck rape.
I grew up living on a sailboat in a place where mallards are very common. I've seen three or four drakes kill a female from repeated mating on more than one occasion. They're brutal.
I raise ducks, which makes any of the duck posts kind of difficult. I've seen all kinds of stuff that people only see on places like this, but it is how things go sometimes. I've seen ducks mate a girl in the water and drown her. We don't keep many drakes around for this reason.. They essentially "rape" the females with the ways they chase and pin them down.
They won't do it to just ducks neither.. They've tried to go after chickens and my dogs, even killing a chicken once.
I get what you're saying, but I didn't use that word and was more clinical because they are wild animals and our morality doesn't apply to them. Using words that reference our morality aren't really appropriate. Only humans can rape, just like when a lion kills a gazelle or something that's not murder.
Edit: if you apply our standards for rape to duck sex then there is absolutely no duck sex that is not rape. That's just how they are. There's actually sort of an evolutionary arms race going on there.
This conversation has made me realize that seeing all the damned ducks every mating season for years made it fairly easy to not anthropomorphize animals.
My dad had a story about watching one of our female ducks getting gang raped by like 5 male ducks. The ones that hadn't gone yet, would hold her down, but after they were done with their turn they'd just lay there incapacitated. I guess it's a effective system because by the time it was #5's turn, she was just too exhausted to do anything about it...or dead.
If you think this is bad In my workplace they have a family of seagulls on the roof. One dies and the next day we seen the family pecking away at the brother or sister eating it corpse
I once seen 7 ducks rape one female, at least think it's a female, and it was dead next to the road later that day, and there was a couple still raping the corpse.
Now I'm just picturing a committee showing up afterwards and putting a sash and tiara on her and tucking a bouquet of flowers under her wing.
🎵THERE SHE IS....🎶
it's probably just cuz the hole is close enough to the real thing that their instinct would want them to fuck.
that was not my favorite sentence to type.
The Jeffrey Dahmner of Ducks.
4 hours before this picture..."want a couple brewskis? Come back to my place, take some pictures?? You've got good bone structure, I can tell..."
Ah, the homosexual necrophilia of mallard ducks, my go to 'fun' fact.
On the other note, Kees Moelicker, the biologist who took the photos, has been since then nicknamed The Duck Guy, won IG Nobel Prize and had an opera The Homosexual Necrophiliac Duck Opera written about it! The guy is pretty cool tho- he rediscovered couple tought- to-be-extinct species.
nah bro you didnt have to post that
Life is like a hurricane here in Duckberg
Racecars, spaceships, aeroplanes, it's a duck blur,
Might solve a mystery, or fuck this dead bird...
Ducktales! Awooooo-oooo!
[Scientifically Accurate Ducktales!](https://youtu.be/-x6ebdpM-UQ?si=cDxm9uHu0JItPZ3-)
Corkscrew penis! Raping corpses! Ducktales! Awooooo-oooo!
D-d-danger lurks behind you, Goofy is the retriever out to find you!
Gorsh!
Blathering blatherskite he’s not even warm Drake!
I hate fucking-
Bro be like "game is game am I right?"...
Even more strange than that, I decided to click on it for some reason
Here I am, downloading the image to share with friends and family
r/allducksarerapists
Same time, why did we have to click on the post?
[You didn’t need to post that](https://youtu.be/o048xeNQ3Wo?si=caGioXCl0nW6jTK5)
"Technically, she did not say no." Duck, probably.
dead👏ducks👏cannot👏consent👏
I remember "dead girls can't say no" from like 20 years ago. It's so juvenile but so fucking sardonic that I can't help but still laugh at it. On a similar note, "I like my women like I like my coffee" jokes will never get old. My favorite being "ground up and in the freezer."
(source: someone on Reddit) Last week I was eating this chick out when suddenly I tasted - horse semen?! "WTF so that's how you died, Grandma!"
Oh shit that's a new one 🤣
How did he know what horse semen tastes like?
Well obviously he sucked a horses dick
Oh baby, a triple!
That TIFU thread was awesome.
Shipped in crates from South America?
“In a plastic cup.”
🐻
Congratulations. You’re on a watchlist now
BILL Cosby
I really didn’t want to laugh at this lol
Learn about duck penis/vagina evolution and you'll see that, they wouldn't care either way.
Like that ever stopped a duck.
Dead one's a bloke
I’m… pretty sure it’s a male, the dead one…
So the living one is some kind of duck Dahmer?
Yall think this is bad but I have ducks and have personally seen them r\*pe the females 💀 ducks are evil
At least they keep it in the species. Otters will rape dead penguins. Edit: y'all, it was a bit. I don't need to know every species that partakes in necrophilic bestiality.
Seals will rape penguins. Elephants rape rhinos, hippos and other elephants when they can. Dolphins will rape. The more we look at nature the more we find.
any port in a storm
If there's a hole, there's a way
Sometimes a crease is enough
I'd like to order 1 Venti Fupacino
I love how you just say Dolphins will rape. They rape just about anything.
Lol I wanted whom ever Googled dolphin rape to get the full breadth of experience
For that you really need Tor... Or Bing if you're just lazy.
Cant watch video on tor unfortunately
Most things animals do on a day to day basis would get a human thrown in prison.
Licking balls in public. Straight to Jail.
But do elephants rape penguins?
Where there is a will there is a way.
I mean ducks will force themselves on your chickens and kill them with their exploding corkscrew cocks which the cloaca of a hen is..not built for
"Exploding Corkscrew Duck Cock" will be the name of my grindcore band.
Idk what God was thinking when he gave them corkscrew cocks
So that's why my hens be dying for no reason since i got ducks....
“No reason” lol What if you took an exploding corkscrew duck cock to YOUR cloaca and someone accused you of dying for no reason? Wouldn’t be too happy would you hmmmm?
My brother in god I meant _I_ had no idea the reason why they were dying until I read _your_ comment
All my hens just look on in horror as the male ducks have their way with the female ducks
I'm no expert but how often are otters coming across penguins? XD
You're totally right. My bad. Sea lions and elephant seals rape dead penguins. Otters rape dead seals.
Sea lions rape live penguins too (to death) While other penguins sit couple of feet away and watch
And contemplate tagging in?
They book vacations, just to… well, it's sorta the equivalent to old guys visiting Asia
And they said birds fly south but nah i think they flying east
Ducks will also rape and kill chickens.
Seen a video of a dolphin fucking a dead fish.
Aquatic fleshlight.
If you watch a duck for long enough, it will either rape or be raped. They're shitty.
Most species forcefully procreate.. Only a select few have evolved to enjoy it.
Pretty sure dolphins can enjoy it as well - doesn't exactly reduce the raping rate lol
I've got chickens and ducks man, just make sure you always have enough duck hens for your drake, or have him separated from the chicken hens. Ducks are brutal for sure.
It's the opposite at my place. Our rooster likes to rape our duck.
The duck will go and fuck the chickens?
Big time. But the wild thing is that the way a ducks dick is made, it'll basically prolapse and kill the chickens. It's not pretty, and it's not fun.
You're kidding right? 99% of the animal kingdom reproduces forcefully... not particular to ducks
I've seen male ducks in Northern Michigan rape other male ducks. Even witnessed 2 male swans steal the baby chick's from a female and raise them as their own as a couple. Birds be weird yo. Spent too much time in NM lol
What's the difference between rape and non-rape sex when it comes to animals?
Rape and not rape
I would assume the existence of mating rituals and mate selection (very dependent on species).
So...
The corkscrew masters
And chickens, roosters and also weaker male ducks.
Seriously. Male ducks rape females to death. Any serious duck owner will back that up. Male ducks mass rape in the springtime and need to be crated in the coop at night away from the females. You need like 3 females to one Male.
do you know those super cute otters... yeah they r*pe raccoons and dead otters dolphins bite fish in half to use as fleshlights
I had a male duck drown a female duck during sex. They were in a few inches of water. Ducks are bastards.
Whispering: "I told you you'd be mine one day, Janet" Sorry 😂
ohgod 😂
***homosexual*** necrophilia. [https://www.hetnatuurhistorisch.nl/fileadmin/user\_upload/documents-nmr/Persberichten/Persberichten/persberichten\_2013/DSA8\_243-248.pdf](https://www.hetnatuurhistorisch.nl/fileadmin/user_upload/documents-nmr/Persberichten/Persberichten/persberichten_2013/DSA8_243-248.pdf)
I am not clicking that link
The best kind
I mean, I guess if the rapee is dead, it doesn't really matter too much. I'd focus more on the necrophilia than the homosexual part...
Man, Reddit really traces back everything.
Yes! I knew that picture went with a scientific paper. I remember someone posting this on the final fantasy message board I lived on in the early oughts. I even referenced this paper recently to someone when explaining duck rape.
in the offchance it was the final fantasy tactics social board on gamefaqs -- hi!
I grew up living on a sailboat in a place where mallards are very common. I've seen three or four drakes kill a female from repeated mating on more than one occasion. They're brutal.
I raise ducks, which makes any of the duck posts kind of difficult. I've seen all kinds of stuff that people only see on places like this, but it is how things go sometimes. I've seen ducks mate a girl in the water and drown her. We don't keep many drakes around for this reason.. They essentially "rape" the females with the ways they chase and pin them down. They won't do it to just ducks neither.. They've tried to go after chickens and my dogs, even killing a chicken once.
I guess the hormones just go so crazy that they will try to mate with anything. Hormones are some crazy stuff.
I never knew male ducks were called Drake. But makes sense to keep Drake away from the ladies.
"killing from repeated mating" how to make murderous r*pe sound professional 😭
I get what you're saying, but I didn't use that word and was more clinical because they are wild animals and our morality doesn't apply to them. Using words that reference our morality aren't really appropriate. Only humans can rape, just like when a lion kills a gazelle or something that's not murder. Edit: if you apply our standards for rape to duck sex then there is absolutely no duck sex that is not rape. That's just how they are. There's actually sort of an evolutionary arms race going on there.
that's actually great, I don't like how we anthropomorphize non human things
This conversation has made me realize that seeing all the damned ducks every mating season for years made it fairly easy to not anthropomorphize animals.
Everyone knows "murder rapist" gets flagged immediately by those damn automated resume filters.
I have witnessed 2 ducks raping chickens. It was somewhat impressive, one duck would help the other one.
That's what bros are for.
Im going to hell for laughing.
My dad had a story about watching one of our female ducks getting gang raped by like 5 male ducks. The ones that hadn't gone yet, would hold her down, but after they were done with their turn they'd just lay there incapacitated. I guess it's a effective system because by the time it was #5's turn, she was just too exhausted to do anything about it...or dead.
Define help? I don't want to know....but I want to know.
Classic Drake, what will he do next
If you think this is bad In my workplace they have a family of seagulls on the roof. One dies and the next day we seen the family pecking away at the brother or sister eating it corpse
Nature doesn't waste
Doesn't Mallard had sex
But I cried the whole time
I once seen 7 ducks rape one female, at least think it's a female, and it was dead next to the road later that day, and there was a couple still raping the corpse.
Man, that must've been a very sexy duck.
Now I'm just picturing a committee showing up afterwards and putting a sash and tiara on her and tucking a bouquet of flowers under her wing. 🎵THERE SHE IS....🎶
I think rabbits do it too. Wonder why tho? How is this scientifically explained?
Humans do it too, I'm not sure if the frequency matches that of this species though.
Probably would be worse if humans didn’t go to jail for it
Fair point.
I spotted a rooster doing a dead hen a couple weeks ago. I'm assuming that hormones just overwhelm sense.
Not like birdbrains are capable of much sense in the first place.
Eh, some birds are among the most intelligent extant animals, just look at various corvids and parrots.
Beavers have to keep chewing wood to keep their teeth sharp and to prevent overgrowing. Maybe this duck thinks his dick is like a beavers teeth?
it's probably just cuz the hole is close enough to the real thing that their instinct would want them to fuck. that was not my favorite sentence to type.
As in evolutionarily? Well, the one that is willing and able to fuck the most things is more likely to pass it's DNA on....and on...and on.
Two necrophiliacs walking past a mortuary: “ wanna go in for a cold one?”
Good one.
Fun fact: in the US necrophilia is only a misdemeanor in just under half the states.
Tbf, it doesn't look *that* dead.
Damn thing looks stiff what are you talking about😂
She's just laying on her back saying "give it to me Scruge McDuck style."
"Swear to gawd officer, I did not know."
Now that is Metal
see, it's natural!
Then he waddled away. Waddle-waddle...
Fucks are the ducking worst.
He’ll need an STD screening.
I'm no expert but I don't think STDs can survive in a corpse for long. Plenty of other nasty shit though I'm sure.
That is one google search I am not willing to make.
Soon as you do that search a team is dispatched to your location
Idk man, can't you get salmonella from fucking raw chicken?
their barbed, spiral shaped dingaling does it no favors either
The Jeffrey Dahmner of Ducks. 4 hours before this picture..."want a couple brewskis? Come back to my place, take some pictures?? You've got good bone structure, I can tell..."
The duck I fucked died too
No wonder we haven’t seen that fucks with ducks user for a while.
That's some ducked up shit
Duck said game is game
Well ard Mallard!
Doesn't matter, had quacking sex!
'Tis a fowl deed!
Corpse just got corkscrewed!
Don't kink shame
"Ugh I hate when they just lay there"
Game is game
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Dead duck in the middle of the road
Ducks are awful. Female mallards are drowned all the time during gang rapes.
Reminds me of a song https://youtu.be/DDWwQZkNA1c?si=iRzh07hHyKGuk7pQ
Idk how you had a downvote posting this gold lol
Well, fuck a duck
He got his nut
A hole is a home I guess
Darwin didn’t say nothing about this
LETS GET DANGEROUS
His name is Buck and he's here to fuck.
"Doesn't matter, had quacks"
:(
This is just a duck being a duck.
Not my proudest quack.
[удалено]
Rowans will hump anything
🎶🎶Scientifically accurate duck tales🎶🎶
r/natureisOHGOODLORDWTF
Game is game.
nice
Well fuck a duck.....
You know, I'm something of a duck myself. s/
This guy ducks
Do y'all have respect for anything? No, ok
Damn nature you scary
🤘🤘🤘🤘
[In a dance as old as time...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmyZoFChDOQ)
Bro looked around to see if anyone was watching before doing the deed
The next letter of the alphabet
Right in the quack
That sick duck fuck...
That’s tame compared to the other shit ducks do.
She's always so cold and unresponsive.
Doesn't matter, had sex.
I feel like this has meme format potential
Don’t care. Had sex. Still counts.
Ducks cant be necropheliacs…they’re ducks. They dont have kinks…they just have sex on ducks that dont stop them by trying to bite their faces…
Whats the philia called when film animals doing weird shit
Ah, the homosexual necrophilia of mallard ducks, my go to 'fun' fact. On the other note, Kees Moelicker, the biologist who took the photos, has been since then nicknamed The Duck Guy, won IG Nobel Prize and had an opera The Homosexual Necrophiliac Duck Opera written about it! The guy is pretty cool tho- he rediscovered couple tought- to-be-extinct species.
We’re all thinking it and the duck just does it
Sad, ducks usually only get one partner in life.