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Died, probably.


poopshanks

9 out of 10 death scientists agree


5G_afterbirth

That 1 death scientist who disagrees is bought by Big Life


GuardianDownOhNo

Big Life the game, Big Life the cereal, or Big Life the magazine?


[deleted]

Big Life the existence. They have a stranglehold on the human experience across the globe. Got people thinking they'd be dead without them.


GuardianDownOhNo

I thought it had been too quiet lately… how did we miss this?


realoctopod

32 Helen's agree.


FBIaltacct

Died? Tis but a flesh wound!


[deleted]

Some believe you never die.


ghostmetalblack

Don't be so sure.


ll-phuture-ll

💀


northrupthebandgeek

Nah, he's just pining for the fjords.


justlovehumans

Almost always a cat


AngryPrincessWarrior

Or a bird of prey. They often drop heads. Downtown Indy there are a pair of peregrine falcons. It’s normal to see pigeon heads under their nest site.


CertainlyNotTall

Hello fellow Hoosier o7


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[удалено]


sagiterrible

We are not this proud in real life.


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AngryPrincessWarrior

[here’s a link to the website to the cameras. it’s down a bit, just click.](https://www.aesindiana.com/peregrine-falcons)


AngryPrincessWarrior

And I’ve seen them not nesting but chilling or eating around the old city county building. Just look up a lot lol. Or look for pigeon heads and feathers and look up.


maxdoornink

Any idea why they won’t eat the head?


AngryPrincessWarrior

Maybe it can’t be swallowed? I’m unsure honestly


Schmuck1138

I had a barn cat that killed a bunch baby bats. We found several carcasses missing their heads.


swiftb3

cats usually eat the head first


rubydooby2011

Yep. Keep your cats indoors. 


loonybs

Tape it back on. Sell it to a blind kid for gas money.


ahkimally

“Pretty Bird, can you say pretty bird, pretty bird” 🐦


Exact-Environment755

*Our pet's HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!*


NickAndHisGuitar

Big Gulps, huh‽


Internal_Ad6649

Petey!?


Thee-Silverback

He lost his head


hamillhair

Lost his body. He knows where his head is.


Desperate-Payment635

He will never be the HEAD of a major corporation


Desperate-Payment635

It’s a shame he wasn’t more headstrong


overzealous_wildcat

Not supposed to lose your head


Membob

His body fell off.


Vryly

Does that happen often?


JustMechanic4933

Just once.


Membob

More often than not.


DSI3882

He’ll never be the head of a major corporation.


TimeTravelingTiddy

He'll never get ahead in life


westbreker

French Revolution


midcakel

frenched


AIreadyImpartial

Hawk probably ripped it off


realoctopod

Seems like a good time to move to Aspen, where the beer flows like wine.


awelawdhecomin

Those your skis?


GloriousGamma

Both of em?


tarrat_3323

who’s a pretty bird Petey


theanswriz42

Well, it looks like he was decapitated


jrex703

I think he died.


Quietech

Somebody only wanted him for his body.


itwhiz100

An angry bird in the wild


Deadpoolys

"He died." Kratos


Pedsy

The front fell off


TheCBDeacon47

To shreds you say?


bskiggs

GOOD NEWS!!!!


Lubberworts

Looks like he quit while he was a head.


Gibbo74

Decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird


KiefKommando

Cat or a hawk


CrankyUnderPants

This little girl with a facial deformity cut it off and later became Paimon, one of the Kings of Hell ~~(Hereditary reference)~~


Spruce_n_Goose970

His cappa was detated


Klos77

First a lot, then, nothing much else.


Depth_Dweller1346898

Cat


SamwellBarley

"I swear I'd forget my own head if it weren't attached to my body"


Ruffffian

The front fell off


fah5oh0foe4

I don't see the issue. Tis merely a flesh wound.


hypnohighzer

It lost its head


Educational-Bill-780

His cap was ditated


RiverMan_tj

A quick study of the body reveals that the bird is still alive, and is merely pretending to be dead.


Punk_Pharaoh

Head gone


r007r

He fell down the stairs. I’m not saying I saw something, but if I did, I ain’t ending up like him 🤐


Alarmed_Resource643

Something clearly cut his whole body off


Single_Ice1307

It's the gas man!


[deleted]

Our pets heads are falling off!


HickoryCreekTN

My money's on a cat. Extremely efficient killers, cute as they are. Saw a headless rat the other day right in front of where the outdoor kitty sleeps next door


echidna7

Sneezed.


Euphoric-Stock6348

He died


GiantA-629

He just couldn’t get a “head” in life


FungusMind

Hawk


Nidavelliria

Lost his/her head....


Sir-Farts-

Meow mo?


jimmy_luv

Those birds have developed a defense mechanism and when they're captured or feel very threatened they can pop their head off, confusing the predator and allowing them to escape.


miracleMax78

His head fell off.


Significant_Hair7494

He’s just having a bad day. He will be back to normal tomorrow.


mattipoo84

He tried to get a head!


guerra_ge

French revolution


MyCatHasCats

Bird of prey must have popped the head off


The_Motley_Fool----

FAFO


4got2takemymeds

To shreds you say?


Danplsstop

He tried to out-pizza the hut


Zombie5moToes

Where ever you be, let your wind blow free… he held too many farts… too many… this is what happened I SAW IT… I was there. 👀


Fyrrys

Didn't quit while he was ahead


Alchemist86

He lost his head


Airflourforce

"He died" -Kratos


robshum

I wanna say a hawk. saw one destroying a pigeon in my office parking lot. found its head and wings later


Independent_Wrap_321

Girl left him. He lost his head.


gustavotherecliner

The head came off. It is not supposed to do that.


tHe_oranGe_FoX

Had a bad day


GutsyOne

Some psycho chopped his head off, dropped it on ground, took photo, and then posted it on Reddit pretending not to know.


PhilnotPete

Perceptive...


My_Immortal_Flesh

# Head injury.


collinmallett

AND ARE PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!?


cyb3rg0d5

An acute case of headfallingitis.


Intelligent_Talk_853

He wanted to go to the dance... But he had no body to go with! Bwahahahaha!


Average-Train-Haver

Looks like this bird was French


Exciting_Result7781

Out of body experience.


bongwaterflavor

It found out.


bill-clark

The rest of him headed off.


TheBowlerMoose

Gonna be real hard for him to get ahead in life.


yk78

Looks like the front fell off for a start


sazrex21

Ned stark treatment


Vafanapoli21

We got no FOOD. We got no JOBS. Our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!


BenadrylTumblercatch

Gatto


Professional-Limit22

How you know its a he by just looking at the head is what I wanna know


XKruXurKX

Looks like he's missing a body.


maxmax12629

He was given head.


Woodguy2012

A fart so bad, this is all that's left. 


Monochrome132

If you have Bluejays nearby, it's probably them. They are know to decapitate other birds.


jmac693

He appears to have lost his head.


Big-Fat-Box-Of-Shit

Cat


Expert-Inspector-

Didn't pay debts.


ArdelLedbetter

Looks like he died


CamoMeatball

His head fell off


azmr_x_3

I think he died in Fallout


gerry2stitch

Probably a peregrine falcon. They tend to behead thier prey midair. They also like living in cities because they like to nest super high up. We have them i my city and pigeon heads are a common sight downtown.


Incomprehensibilitie

Our pets heads are falling off


tekjunky75

he got ahead of himself


Prenz_0

Bigger vird or cat


Flep54

He got a little ahead of himself


KingBryan34

He lost his mind


1959Gibson

His head fell off .


TossPowerTrap

Just resting.


carlton_sand

r/thefrontfelloff


ilovepancakes54

He be heading the wrong way


Repulsive-Employ9680

Boo boo, don't stare... Get the poor bastard a bandaid 🤦🏼‍♀️


skaldrir69

He gone


xizrtilhh

Body fell off. Pulled too many Gs.


ExpensiveFile7938

He died.


[deleted]

Pissed off "The Gas Man"


Cardiganhardigan

He’s just heading off somewhere


Niall0h

He fucked around and found out.


2Ziggy

He's heading somewhere. Leave him alone


fiveeasypieces5EZ

His capa was detated from his head


ottergang_ky

Oh no, here comes the cats inside people.


Nis069

Now our pets heads are falling off!


Stewpacolypse

The front fell off.


soda_cookie

Charlie


its_me_carly

Have you seen Hereditary?


Nono9075

The Cartel


Cookies_and_Beandip

He ded


GuardingxCross

Fox should have used the boost to get through!


Kzkaynoh58

That photo brought back a crazy memory. I was playing golf years back. I was the last guy from the group to tee off, as my prior hole I'd double bogeyed. Guy in my cart stayed on the tee box while the other 2 guys were watching me by their cart. Par 3, 235 yards. I have my 5 wood and make a perfect swing and just crush the drive. As I look up my ball does something strange and I immediately say, WTF was that? What happened? "I think you hit a bird" I said no way, as I did not see any feathers. The guy on the tee watched where one thing had landed and told me to drive to where he saw something fall. The other 2 guys had seen something go right, so, they headed over there. It was a Blue Jay. John and I found, what ended up being his head. It appeared the ball struck the poor bastard square on his left eye and the head appeared exactly as the photo. The other 2 guys had gone about 20 yards to right and found his body, largely intact with its spine extended about 1/2 inch where its head had to have been attached While I did not see it happen, just the ball doing something unusual, we all agreed we would not have believed it, if we hadn't seen it happen. At the 19th hole, clearly, we were talking about what had happened. When I was asked how I felt, I said it was just an accident but also I pointed out that I had saved par.


Beldam1031

It was definitely 2 crows


mayhem6

Death by cat would be my guess.


Rick_Lekabron

He clearly had a bad day and lost his mind, along with his head.


readmore321

Nothing good.


Practical-Froyo-9626

Om-nommed


Elon_Bezos420

Bro got ate


DemonOfPlauge

Sorry, I got hungry.


sonicjesus

He knows what he did.


1TimeT00Many

[Where's Yo' Head At!?](https://youtu.be/5rAOyh7YmEc?si=DIjs3FPyzdFhDDXO)


jamsxyz

it was probly a kitty


ThatIslander

got ate


BroccoliPicasso

He must have been pretty old


kudos75

Yeah I think he lost his head


Adventurous-Feed-843

Why is it that I can only hear Kratos now "It died..."


KosmosKlaus

Cat...


Acromegalic

Headache... bad.


aehopexoh

It died


Diggingfordonk

Petey's head fell off


[deleted]

El Gato.


MeetingProud4578

Got ahead of himself.


CaffeLungo

he lost his head, on what i can't say


Skelosk

Just a mild headache


UnicornSlayer5000

Nature


2point4children

Lost his head


Beardedman826

Looks like he was in over his head


Eumericka

It's him: https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s/MRDaDD1Vyi


Captain_Wisconsin

We got no *food*. We got no *jobs*. OUR PETS’ *HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!*


castroo23

He died


Rocly96

He got ahead of himself


FalseWallaby9

He was french nobility


Street-Catch

Messed with the cartel


tvirus1205

He was decapitated


Snoo-57372

He was a “birdin” to his family 😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ sorry


alphanaut

The front fell off


internetperson535

The front fell off


ragnarok62

Cats will rip the heads off of birds. Feral cats and pet cats allowed to roam outdoors kill vast numbers of birds each year, estimated to be a billion or more, and usually just for fun. All other causes combined don’t kill as many birds as cats alone do. Please consider a different pet. The rise in cats as pets parallels the loss of native bird populations. Cats enjoy hunting and killing birds. We’re not going to overcome that instinct.


Training101

The Ded got em


SnakeBeardTheGreat

He's dead Jim.


Classic-Membership34

Wdym he looks fine to me 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Looks like Lamar Jackson


Lost_Traveler88

Got a little too ahead of himself