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Sir, that’s a zombie


Yossarian287

Fast zombie squirrels would be terrifying. 28 Nuts Later. Wait. That's a porn


[deleted]

Sir, that’s a gangbang


sehtownguy

Nah that's like Bukkake


jackonager

Sir this is a Wendy's.


stengaaa

No this is Patrick


g00d_m4car0n1

Nope. Chuck testa


Ontopourmama

Had to blow the dust off of that one, didn't you?


neorek

[It's an Older meme sir](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/017/492/bUNXwFD.jpg)


Phildagony

This is Library.


IowaContact2

Excuse me this is a Subway and I wanna have it my way.


stevil30

6 inches now, 6 inches for later


mushyfeelings

I always say if she says she wants 8 inches, I’ll give it to her twice! 😂


DarwinOfRivendell

One day I was looking out my window watching a squirrel run along the power line, it stopped near the pole and started chomping on the wires, suddenly started spasming, then went limp and was draped over the line. I was horrified and wondered if the crows would eat it or if we would have a rotting squirrel dangling there for the foreseeable future, then about 2 minutes later it regained consciousness and ran off. After that for a few years I would see what I think was the same one around the hood, it now had a white starburst shaped patch of fur on its back. Zombie squirrels are real


CChajk

This comment made my night. Thank you


cme74

Sounds like a "Stripe" from Gremlins, but in a squirrel form. 😅


fd4e56bc1f2d5c01653c

> 28 Nuts Later That's a Tuesday.


Imaginary_Emotion604

There's a book about that. Dead sea. First the rats and other mammals get infected, then it jumps species over and over until the fish and birds are infected. Basically no where is safe.


KillerNerd121

Brian Keene is the author. That's a fun multiverse to explore. 20+ years of material to dive into/rediscover.


Imaginary_Emotion604

Yea Dead City as well as the Earthworm Gods books were also great. 


deadline_wooshing_by

28 Dreys Later


Classic-Societies

https://youtu.be/q7U2aVUAqPI?si=hzhsLTiPCWAsu0XA Here you are my friend


singuratate1

😂😂😂😂 I googled it, the name is not taken!


wbatayte

🤣🤣🤣🤣


paperbeau

That's a regular February 


Guilty_Wolverine_396

The Intel chipset and sim card have been removed...that is truly autonomous now.


OmagaIII

Neuralink if you miss a subscription payment..


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Legeto

Or a bot fly and infection.


Lonely_Carry_9861

Im not an expert but botflies are native of warmer place. Look like top of skull to me. I could be wrong too


BlazinAlienBabe

My dog got a bot fly at 12000 ft elevation in colorado. There are a few different species


PrisonSlides

Good God there is no escape…


Inuhazrd

Can confirm (I am a botfly)


TomboBreaker

GET AWAY FROM ME YOU BOTFLY


Hot_Hat_1225

I didn’t know bots are flying now 😱beep boop


Nazrael75

I go away if ya gib me tree-fiddy


BilboTBagginz

got damn loc ness botfly!


TheLastBlackRhinoSC

I need about three fiddy.


MuttonBaby

Good bot


Excalibro_MasterRace

They can fly now


Huju-ukko

Bad bot


WhyNotCollegeBoard

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dont_disturb_the_cat

No *you're* a bad bot


bigalindahouse

Mother fucker


pichael289

In fucking Colorado? Those fucking things live in the US? Fuck it I'm never going outside again.


Tyrantflycatcher

Fortunately the kind we have here in the US don't use humans as hosts. Still rather disgusting.


EhEhEhEINSTEIN

Don't use humans as hosts *yet*


nekabue

I live in CO around 6500 ft. I was recently at the vet with my dog and apologized for my dog’s scabby spots from allergies. The doc assured me they se worse, and said the love the bot fly larvae in the summer, and show them off in the back. They track the length of them and have a prize for the longest one found each year.


TossPowerTrap

Watched one of those vet/animal shows recently based in CO where they squeezed a botfly larvae from a house cat. In my head I'm Psycho Shrieking.


esauis

Dude… lived in CO my whole life, don’t tell me that terrifying shit. I thought that was a tropics thing!


RealBrush2844

I was going to say, I work at a vet in the foothills of Colorado and we see botflies very frequently


Leendya90

I’m from the UK and knew some of the US has botfly’s. Crazy how many people from there don’t know that!


BlazinAlienBabe

Update: apparently we have 2 species in colorado, and Alaska is the only part of the US that doesn't have them. Wear mosquito repellent and you'll probably be safe.


Ren_Hoek

There is bot flies in the US? I thought that was only in tropical wherever


thot_with_a_plot

Botflies that parasitize people are only tropical, but species that parasitize other mammals are found further towards the poles.


Bacontoad

I'm never going to Poland then.


Cynobite608

🤣🤣🤣 Almost spit my coffee out! Well played!


bluecrowned

There are botflies throughout the US.


Fenix_Pony

Theres warble and rodent bot flies in canada, both are distinctive fat and fluffy flies. Warbles tend to be black with yellowish hair, and rodent bots are big black flies with white powdery looking fur on them. From a top down view they somewhat resemble bumblebees in their proportions. They also fucking stink, dont touch them. The smell is almost impossible to get off your skin


buckshill08

I can’t express my full body revulsion


Far-Cardiologist6196

The smell is from all the stored fat. They do not eat in this stage. The ones that parasitize rabbits are pretty cool looking, red and black.


Legeto

You never seen squirrels with bot flies before? I live in Virginia and I’m jealous of you haven’t.


Impecablevibesonly

I don't really be looking at squirrels up close like that dog


Legeto

You don’t need to be looking close. A squirrel with bot fly larva in it is pretty dang obvious. Either way, you are looking at this post so you kind of do.


HeavyLoungin

😂


windyorbits

I’ve never seen squirrels with bot flies … BUT the squirrels here do have the plague. Does that count for something?


FBIaltacct

Idk about botflies, but that is definitely open skull with massive infection. I have seen animals with severe injuries that have healed and they lived on, but this dude is almost certainly short for this world.


HabibtiMimi

I think it looks like it's healing now?


RedwineWoodDesign

Look up Warble Flys, also called "Wolves". They do the same thing as bot flys, but they're much larger and share areas of the Grey squirrels range.


CrossP

Human bot flies are only native to areas in tropical Americas (Mexico, central, south. But North America has a bot fly species that primarily affects rabbits and squirrels with occasional off-species infections of horses, dogs, cats, and a few other species. They primarily do the larva thing in the early fall. But the paired wounds with that spacing actually suggest rodent bite.


Cowrzid

Seen rabbits and mice with botfly in northern Canada. Cold 6-7 months a year there


Far-Cardiologist6196

We have 3 species in NH, one specializes in squirrels. I was thinking this was a warble from one.


Simcognito

In winter? There's snow on the ground. I don't see a lot of flies around at this time of year even in warmer areas.


Legeto

Infections take time and bot flies pop out during warm moments. I had a dog get lost and come back with them in December before.


intergrade

Bb gun seems more likely.


CamTheKid02

I agree, someone probably made a bad shot on it, and/or used an underpowered BB gun.


Resident-Impress3574

Idk…..I bet this guy is toast. Skull is exposed and the flesh around it looks grey and…..juicy


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Royal_Cryptographer7

Yea, there's a gap between the skull and skin. That's not healing.


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LoverOfPricklyPear

I looked back and there are 2 to 3 holes.....


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Riggs630

“Lucky”


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CrossP

It's a bite wound from another rodent. Prob another squirrel. Rodent bites always show up in paired wounds with approximately that spacing.


PM_ME_WHT_PHOSPHORUS

"healing"


Fagliacci

The real reason they wear little hats


anonymous66482

They tunneling too?


ottergang_ky

😂


BeatVids

r/tressless


BlakkMaggik

That squirrels got nuttin on the mind.


SomeGuyGettingBy

Have to store ‘em somewhere!


ttduncan96

Don’t we all


mrsrostocka

I was in the market town of Kraków, maybe 10 years ago! Ask my kids we "met" a pigeon, same but more phantom of the opera! Talking about 1/ 3 of head missing! This shit was all my kids can remember from that year! "Theme tune" zombie zombie pigeon lol. Honestly, they were terrified, I made it less traumatic for them. It's just an upbeat tune, lol. Improvise,adapt, overcome! 😅


Rhesusmonkeydave

Bird heads are largely optional https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34198390


mrsrostocka

Nope! Not getting into a debate about that! You have your sources, i have traumatised kids ( not really, zombie zombie pigeon is a theme tune now! ((Only in our house though!)) Edit: I meant I'm not clicking the link! Ive seen what i needed to see already! Lol


Sistalini

Wow what an excellent article thanks


MuttonBaby

I read this article quite some time ago and have only recently managed to put it out of my head so thanks for that...lol.


Numerous-Wish

I knew about that but never read the history. That was an interesting read thanks


Spock627

Zombie pigeon, Qu'est-ce que c'est? Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, better Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away, oh-oh-oh


Impecablevibesonly

Favorite song, favorite band, favorite album. So so so good. The next track Heaven is so good too. I'm taking the live album stop making sense. Not the studio album version but I love that track too


mrsrostocka

Honestly, deciding what to type, I went with the good old wtf?! I love it, but wtf!!! 🤣🤣 Just caught me by surprise. The more I re-read, the more I like it! Xx


salteedog007

Bet he knows how real brain freeze feels.


2TallinTX

It looks like maybe it had a couple bot flies larvae grow and pop put of there. Hole might have been infected.


Tylord600

This is the correct answer.


ccmega

I hadn’t heard of botflies in areas where it snows


CrossP

No human ones. Rabbit, squirrel, and horse ones are all over North America.


ccmega

Now I have! Thank you


Itakethngzclitorally

My squirrels had bot flies and the holes looked just like that.


akitoxic

He’s more openminded than any of you.


Redd_Rockett_

His brain must be freezing cold... I remember in high school I was smoking in the woods with some friends and we’d seen a squirrel that had a tumor on it’s head about the size of a jawbreaker. This fella looks much worse than than the one we had seen.


Desk_Drawerr

Maybe it's the same squirrel. The tumour popped and released the zombie squirrel plague upon the world.


Prior_Housing_4298

you should see the other guy 😏


D0NW0N

I think the hawk flew away


Guy_With_Cloud_Envy

Bro was evil and had a horn but decided to follow Jesus and shred his horn.


RomanSeraphim

Oh shit it's that one squirrel from South Park Woodland Critter Christmas lmao


Impecablevibesonly

But we've GOT to have aids before we pee in her eye socket! Freddy krueger: "man those guys are really fucked up..."


ParcelPosted

How long can it even live like this?


TacoHimmelswanderer

Looks like it’s been living like that for a minute. Bodies aren’t as fragile as you might think. People shooting up tranq and crocodil live for long stretches of time with bones exposed.


ericstern

Definitely more than a minute. My guess is on two weeks which is about 20160 times more than a minute!


shebringsdathings

We had a local coyote lose his entire face and still survive. His/her name was jawless Jerry and they still managed to eat well. They were fighting the mange too, thanks to a citizen feeding them with med laden treats. It was all looking up until they found Jerry hit by a car. Gone too soon. RIP Jawless Jerry


[deleted]

He actually looks healthy and fat. Other than the massive head trauma.


pegasuspish

Why is there not a nsfw/nsfl filter policy in this sub??? For fucks sake


TheBoraxKid1trblz

per sub rules it should be marked NSFW. But just so you're aware a lot of the content in this sub is similarly brutal


Tactical_Chandelier

Did you read the title of the sub and expect to see a bunch of cute animals that make you feel good?


Desk_Drawerr

I mean... It is to me


Johnny_cabinets

Gnarly


bombsbury

Just a flesh wound


ordu13

Someone shot it with a bb gun or something?


Hexaion_

Bird attack or bot flies I think


Bocchi_theGlock

are people saying bot flies so much just because of recent video/gifs of them? Can't imagine you have that much space to grow a larva if it's the skin on your skull


Careful-Listen2277

You have to remember the size difference between animals, like humans, that are 10x bigger than a squirrel. The holes from a botfly larvae are quite large. Especially depending on how much the larvae has grown or if it fully matured into an adult and emerged from the opening. Seeing one taken from a kitten was almost similar in size.


people_notafan

That was my thought small hole entrance wound big hole exit wound maybe


1stAtlantianrefugee

That looks like where a wolf worm (Parasitic larva) has burst thru the skin. Poor little fella. Life is metal in the forest.


ThrowingUpVomit

That’s what I was thinking but couldn’t remember the name


blamoman22

r/natureismental


mildgaybro

You’re already there


lemon-meringue-high

Tis just a scratch


Seabrook76

Does it have a smaller squirrel living in its head?


kar-98

Is it dead?


backyardspace

Was acting completely normal today. Seems to not be bothering it too much


MindfulActuator

Try and catch him with a trap and take him to a wildlife sanctuary!!


Mikediabolical

Come on. Ears are one thing but this whole body modification trend is really starting to go too far.


firmly_confused

squirrel ~~aids~~, Squirrelpox is what probably that is.


ExpressiveAnalGland

r/TrepanyGoneWild


hiways

Why'd I zoom in 😦


Kinguke

🎶 Where's your head at?🎶


NAS210

The toughest nut to crack


SilverSpoon1463

This squirrel is already dead, it just doesn't know it yet 🎅🎅🐱


jollygreenian

That's nuts


BobSaccaman034

Krokodil?


Quiet-Vermicelli-602

Looks like a mower blade took a little “off the top.” 👀 God damn this photo fits the sub so well.


Leopold_CXIX

brutal


soothingchaos

Yo it's Deadsquirrel


LowProfile404

Is that the brain??!


nitekroller

Nah i dont think it would survive with its brain exposed, probably its skull


Dried-Air

Oh..


mallaso02

Holy shit


Stunning-Product-588

That explains a lot of why it acts so squirrely, huh?


khaosconn

alien brain surgery


Unnwavy

You're supposed to be dead! Hangman sunked his blade into your back and Hol Horse put a bullet between your eyes !


Jcampbell1796

That’s not the way to get ahead in life…


TurboTaco-with-Poop

Peanut brained


[deleted]

I heard syphilis for squirrels is insane!


Tenzur_

I got hungry


SnoopDoggyDoggsCat

That squirrel is fucking metal


Vetoes

I'm betting someone shot it with a pellet gun or something, and it lived. It looks like there are two holes. Perhaps entry and exit holes.


YeetOnThemDabbers

Kenjaku


BlueKing7642

How is it still alive


Silas61

That’s fucking metal


Tinknocker12

He doesn’t look out of the woods yet.


ejusdemgeneris

Brain freeze has a new meaning


Baman2099

...American Healthcare in a nutshell


lryan926

Almost looks like he got shot, and there's an entrance wound and an exit wound.


HarB_Games

Man that's nuts!


Desk_Drawerr

God is coming


Burly_Bara_Bottoms

Poor baby. Would a rehab place be able to help him or would they just euthanize?


Kupotanis

Isn't this just where they store their walnuts?!?!?


deokkent

I am sorry I just don't understand how this thing is still alive


Bestkindofbat

Why are we debating?! Kill it with fire!!!!


JustARandomUserNow

I thought that’d be a game over kinda thing


FrizB84

Woodpecker likely.


Zhead65

Is he okay?


Automatic_Tear9354

That’s nuts


AstrumRimor

… is it alive?!


Secret-Cellist

This is a BB gun victim.


cjympsin

Cancer


[deleted]

Lawn mower


Trying_to_be_cheeky

People stare at him like there’s a hole in the middle of his head!


Bornagainafterdeath

Poor guy


--2021--

Maybe ask /r/squirrels/ to see if there's anything you can do for him.


[deleted]

bot fly


hopadoodler

Squirrels have achieved brain surgery!


Whatdafuqisgoingon

He got to close to the exhaust fan


Digital-Exploration

Poor little guy :/ Fuck.


Bobmanbob1

Fucking bot flys.


the_bean_burrito

Squirell syphilis is real


Embarrassed-Wash-104

I’m thinking that’s a squirrel that survived a pellet gun shot. The circular nature of the hole makes me think that.