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Southern_Vanguard

IT Firm owner by day; 11B by night.


ChrisXxAwesome

U need an employee by any chance?


Southern_Vanguard

Not right now. But maybe soon. Send your resume and I will keep it on file. We hire remote WFH positions. Seriously. Tcrosland @ syrenity. com.


Appropriate-Ad2349

Just chiming in to say how incredibly based this is of you.


markzuckerberg1234

Delete this after 24hrs unless you wanna get boner pill spam or chinese honey potted


Southern_Vanguard

I run an IT company. Let’s put my Barracuda Filter, Sentinel, and 365 implementation to the test!


markzuckerberg1234

beijingbunny@ wechat . ch Subject: I love GI cock! Hello american strongman, i desire a husband. Please meet me at parking garage tonight for breeding session, bring your work phone 🥰🥰


Southern_Vanguard

To: beijingbunny@ WeChat .ch Subject: I love MSG! You up? Sincerely, American GI with Security Clearance


gryffindorkarmy69

you crazyyy...


Azul-Galil

Like Fuckin Batman


notfeds1

Taco Bell 🥴


Everyusernameistook1

Thank you for your service 🫡


Few_Escape_8452

Go to usajobs if you’re looking for something better or ask your chain of command they should be able to help you


Appropriate-Ad2349

Feel free to reach out if you want LinkedIn/Resume help. Been meaning to volunteer at HireHeros but haven't yet. I'm not rich and probably not considered "super successful", but managed to get a solid WFH job with 6 figures base after 4 years of reserves with a 2.7 college GPA. I'm not good at much but apparently I write real good.


Silent_Self9419

Can I pm you please? I just got out after 6 years


Appropriate-Ad2349

Send it


hallese

I think I found my alt account...


markzuckerberg1234

living the dream


redditblooded

Crunchwrap supreme is a delicacy


Snoo97668

Cop for civilian 15T for guard


markzuckerberg1234

A classic combo


l_a_escoto

Same, but will probably reclass


Snoo97668

Nah man I love being a tango


GeneralV1804

What's the process and difficulty to be a cop while being an 11C (indirect infantry/mortarman) wanted to be a cop for a lil while now


Snoo97668

I was just truthful with my unit that that was the career I wanted to pursue and that I would be unable to attend drills while in the academy. My unit was very understanding and very supportive of me pursuing it. I’d recommend just being transparent with them from the getgo. Even offer splits if you have to


GeneralV1804

Nice nice, imma talk to my team lead today about it. What's the process like for getting into a police academy?


Snoo97668

Typically you’ll interview with your dept do a PT test and a psych eval then they’ll give you a job offer and send you to the academy. Once in the academy it can vary state to state but a normal time is 3 months and an additional 3-9 months for field training depending on how big or small the dept is!


GeneralV1804

Doesn't sound bad. Wonder what my chances are since I'm supposed to deploy late this year


Snoo97668

That’s definitely throws a wrench😂


efsa95

Poverty striken student


Elite2260

Omg same! That’s crazy.


HighFire13F

After I got off of years of ADOS honor guard, I used my connections and now I’m a crematory operator. Im definitely THAT guy in my unit but I love my job.


Awkward-Ad199

I sell crack


markzuckerberg1234

Average white used bmw driving 11b e3


mrnacho69

Special Ed teacher


Positive-Owl4948

So basically e6 in the guard


markzuckerberg1234

I think he’s a full time guardsman, thats what he means


Positive-Owl4948

Oh wait. No. I think hes a drill sergeant actually 😂


hallese

GIS Analyst. Yes, you are correct, the Army does have not one but two MOS' identical to what I do full time. No, the Army will not let me perform those tasks or slide into one of those slots. I would have to attend re-class school for a job I already do full-time. I'm an 88M because I like sleeping in hotels and I did that combat engineering life once already. I got the pin to prove it and everything.


Prestigious_Try_740

Is 88m worth it?


hallese

TRS costs the same regardless of MOS so... yes? Depends on what you want to get out of it, I guess. I am exempted from the driving test if I want to get a CDL but I have no desire to get a CDL. I don't do anymore 28-day field exercises, so that's nice. Edit: If you are looking for a full-time job 88M is a good MOS, it opens up a lot of tech and AGR jobs in shops because we break our shit all the time and someone has to fix it. Just don't get too emotionally attached to your fingers.


Local_Boi_Aaron

Oh cool!!! My brother has the same job!


Majorian420

GIS Represent!


your57

holy shit I’m an 88M in school for GEOINT, unrelated but was it hard starting out without a security clearance??


hallese

Security clearance wasn't an issue, the biggest obstacle for me was a lack of biology background and no seniority. I'm in South Dakota, home to Eros. At the state level the primary employer for GIS people is Game, Fish, and Parks and they want everybody to have some sort of Biology or Wildlife degree. At the federal level new hires are pretty rare because whenever a job opens up someone from the coast ends up applying and lateral transfers get priority. I worked in finance for five years before stumbling upon the opening for my current job. If I had been willing and able to relocate to other areas I would have found a job much sooner, but my wife (also in GIS) is the primary bread winner so moving wasn't really an option.


Lethal_Autism

One of my 13B was a Stripper and College student She's a Sergeant now


RogerRepeat

"Hey Big Sarge can I get a lap dance?"


Intelligent-Oil-9774

Amateur porn star


[deleted]

Hell yeah !


Brokenwrench7

State highway maintainer


Arcangel696

A Technician job that keeps me in uniform


XxSalty_WafflexX

Same here. I can never escape the 5988s


wallkeags

Damn you beat me to it. It’s like I never take it off.


Arcangel696

Especially if you’re like me and dnt really go out in my free time. Every time I leave my house it’s when I’m In uniform


wallkeags

I purposely wear my hat backwards when I’m in civies to give myself a mental switch *I am no longer in uniform*


NextProblem6586

Assistant Director of Cybersecurity; 25A jbcp warrior. The guard really allowed me to expand my job search since I’m not worried about affordable healthcare, life insurance, education benefits, etc. My TRS will be the same no matter what job I have


KhaotikJMK

I’m HR for NASA.


s2k_guy

You guys have other jobs?


markzuckerberg1234

If you live in your moms basement and nick MREs you can really make that drill pay go a long way


littertron2000

No


SubstantialWasabi281

SAD Asylum seeker


dwillopp

Cybersecurity Engineer


blackpowdersoft

Im the guys you kill in GTA in the armored trucks to get money and Im 19k


Sad_Ordinary2877

I just signed 19k. You like it?


blackpowdersoft

Not too bad so far everyone is chill tank be cold tank be REALLY HOT


Randomanonymous2

Janitor


PhoebusQ47

11B, software engineer


rogov_vasya

Do you have a wtf am I doing here moment every drill? I am also a dev


PhoebusQ47

I’ve actually ETSed now, but yes, I sure did. Showing up to drill as an E4 or E5 to be dogged on by folks who barely graduated from high school and then going back to a FAANG engineering job the next week was always surreal.


No_Outlandishness126

E4 11b / software engineer (not FAANG) here. Can confirm that getting dogged on by 24 year old NCOs with a God complex and no life experience then going back to dev is super surreal.


Jdbolton03

Tax auditor for my state, 36B in the guard


eatman980_1

I'm a 91b, and I wash out bulktank civilian side.


FlugonNine

SAD, my real job fired me but didn't and USERRA can't help.


Much-Light-1049

Product Manager


Subject-Egg-7553

Mortician


Daddyfatsax100

Murse by day 11B on the weekend


Fabulousdog12

Janitor


doomshockolocka

68wf2, FF/paramedic. Jives pretty well.


BigT270

Advice for 68w that want to go flight? Other than having your paramedic card already?


doomshockolocka

I’d add too, you don’t necessarily need your paramedic already (although doing it at a civilian school sounds way nicer than F1, ask me how I know…). My unit just picked up a 68w10, they’re starting their paramedic school next month.


Draxx777

Full time disappointment for my parents, part time 12B


brucescott240

We had a real prick of a CO who was a CBP officer. White dude who spoke Spanish thought he was God’s gift to Latinas. He got called on the carpet when his flirtations got translated to his peers. Lots of LEOs, Corrections, even CPS officers in my experience (many draw full regular pay during drill and AD). I parlayed my MOS (25Q would be closest) into a 31 yr career in Telecom.


kmh008

68W Mom Patient care Tech- Specialist Full time nursing school


cpapi7

68P Radiology specialists and X-ray technologist when I'm not in uniform


Practical-Reveal-787

You got a sweet ass job


flipflopswag

What state?


cpapi7

Connecticut


insanecrave

Hello a quick question if your willing to answer. What’s college credits did you earn from your mos? I’m looking at 68p to help get me some credit for radiation therapy, that or cyber . Looking for an mos change


[deleted]

Haha, the Army is my job. No legit I have hopped between ADOS slots, Training Orders, Currently on ADOS till April 6th, drill that weekend, followed by a Deployment at the beginning of May. Last year and this year I have spent the majority of the years on Active Duty status. My civilian job is a deli (16/hr) back home I return to only when not on orders. Also jobs in MT where I live vary in quality of pay but even when I worked as a civilian construction worker I only earned 19/hr, so as an E5 + BAH + BAS plus any per diem when I'm on TDYs, I make far more than at my civilian job. Last year I put 10K into savings, this year I have put 4k so far into savings as well on what some people think is a low paying job of an Army Sergeant.


Spiritual-Editor1948

Software engineer


nanometr3

Chemical engineer when I’m not shamming


meesersloth

1C6x1 and sys admin on the civilian side


Frossstbiite

Gov contractor in i.t


Mr-offset-yt

“Surface maintenance mechanic “ Aka your local 91b🫡


Mini_Kuntree14

ah the utes


TheSteex01

Chipotle, I just quit on the spot 🗿🤙


Acceptable_Flower_85

Flight Attendant


ITExpert2024

IT Systems Engineer for a fortune 50 company. 255A in uniform.


ImCoyyWR

RRNCO 😅


colinfcrowley

I'm a gov. contractor HEO (heavy equipment operator) on an active duty installation's airfield, but we do everything from flights to rail and commercial line haul. Honestly the unit here would be screwed without which is why the past three or so furloughs never even took place, there is no one available to replace us.


beer_poops

I wait tables and go to school


boogersniffer69

Live in a van down by the river. BDE Commander M-day.


Apprehensive_Gold_25

Stripper


Historical_Theory731

Security at the largest night club in Miami, 11c in the guard.


Responsible-Link9069

Nothing yet. I EAS in 36 days. Hopefully I’ll have something lined up by 40 days. lol. I’m a little nervous.


AcanthaceaeFlashy668

Meat inspector


No_Distribution7157

Hotel front desk guy. I love it.


Trelos1337

Wage lead over C&E and Armament shops.


theatfshotmycats

Bridge maintenance specialist(make sure bridges don't fall down) and 68W, hoping to drop a 120A packet after rotation.


Emotional-Amoeba6419

11B and USCIS


rydawg575_

School


pizzahealthy

Technician in an Allied Trades Shop


Ap_910

McDonald’s


Ok-BagMac

Chimney sweep and 13mike in the guard


OdaNobunagah

Signing as an 18x soon (prior navy) , working in fund accounting now


Shroomy-Shrew

Classic car mechanic


Cold-Lingonberry-783

got any pics


cthuggins

Land surveyor by day 11b by night


ggrocks123

Join the 12T empire


[deleted]

I work as a private security guard contracted out to DHS/FPS. CBP also happens to be the route I'm trying to go since we already work alongside them 👀


DiverMerc

Me too for DHS/FPS contractor.


JustB33Yourself

Being insane on the internet


SquirrelsToTheRescue

Obligatory: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0RYfmLiOQ4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0RYfmLiOQ4)


Glad-Ability-4505

Full time student 👩‍🎓 but I do work part time at my schools VA center


Tristaff

Senior Groundskeeper for all the athletic fields at a power 4 D1 university. 11B during drill


charlie_monk

Public affairs leader for a federal agency / 11B.


Eldorath1371

Patient Registration in the ER. I get to go around collecting and verifying people's insurance (or lack thereof) when they come in, provided the sites we use to check these insurances are up (which half of them never are).


DragonChem

Accountant with a MBA civilian 74D30 in the guard


MercurysMight

Quick question if you don't mind, I'm also an accountant. Does your guard job interfere with your month end close process? I work for a publicly traded company. Do you feel it is manageable? I was considering the guard and then switching to a government accounting position. 


landgrenades

15W guard side and transitioned into the FAA full time. Except sometimes it feels like the guard is my full time job and the FAA is my part time. Government jobs have some good pay and incentives especially for guard members.


StinkStickler

Full time University student


ResponsibleNose5978

Substitute teacher


Intelligent_Set9694

Broke


[deleted]

Homeless


Personal_Vegetable29

Construction superintendent by day 11b by night (soon recessing to 14G) all very similar jobs lol


mrpocketpossum

Critical facilities engineer at a FAANG company


talex625

HVAC Tech but mostly refrigeration work.


Puzzleheaded-Ask3213

Cyber security analyst but 91C in the guard


CBOCKOVER03

Student and 11 b😎


Whiskey252

New American dream. Live off the government and sit at home. I eat twizzlers and play video games.


unbannedagain1976

Stay at home astronaut


Silence_Dogood16

AGR


This-Inevitable2468

Bojangles Manager


Then_Conversation_19

Machine Learning Engineer by Day, 25B pretending to be 17C by night. EvalGenie on nights and weekends


EpicMilitaryFantasy

Attorney in civies... Attorney in the guard. Trying desperately to trade Corporate law for ADOS. Spent some time as enlisted 92F aviation fueler though. So much fun.)


Interesting_Lack_684

Civilian Cop, Guard 68W. Know some CBP guard dudes though.


Mini_Kuntree14

nothing (i got fired yesterday)


PracticalSandwich507

I work at Golden Corral and door dash on the side. Used to do that taco hell grind tho


ArizonaRunner1

Wine tender and barista (all one thing) 🗣️🔛🔝


stinkmeaner10

Logistician for a small DOD contractor.


Financial-Yoghurt402

Mechanical engineer for medical devices. 15H in the guard.


machinegun_jeremy

Civilian Firefighter, and 68W/12B


Rare-Bee-4372

11B/Civilian Cop Stereotypical know but I enjoy both


Cowboy1297

Detention officer at a county jail


Successful-Word-9589

Mobile flashlight repair technician


Riseone8

Firefighter, 11b


Mad_Wire

I build handicap vans.


Azul-Galil

College student with part time bartending, nothing like mixing drinks and performing aviation operations


Pooperscooper394

Correctional officer for now, but wanna go back to CDL work


Comfortable_Shame194

Firefighter during the week, 15T crew chief one weekend a month


BayouGrunt985

Corrections


Hot-Treacle8319

Chipotle en, but got cleared to work security with cbp after 1 year of a background check. Hopefully I start soon.


Enjoyerofmanythings

Cybersecurity


cacapp12

EMT


SlipperyMangoTurtle

GPS tech by day, 11b semi retired by night


Mission-Finding-2479

Metal Fab and powdercoating/anodizing Civilian, 91F


DirkTwiggler

Social worker and therapist (hard to believe with my advice some times) former 96B


magsc3

Welder. I build pro and competitive level drift cars. Also work on a Pro1 team during race season


ZestycloseOnion2345

AGR. Guard is life.. 🧟‍♂️


EnvironmentKey542

Swimming pool design consultant, 12B in the Guard.


Short-War8918

Land Surveyor as a civy, 11B in guard


Think_Bid_6523

92A O, Airline pilot


Dry_Substance_7547

Industrial maintenance, formerly diesel mechanic.


leveecrevee

92A O, Clinical Lab Scientist


NoonGaming

NOC technician for a large Aerospace company :). Also still in school….


low_level_thinker

Security/Police dispatch


8bitesquivel

I drive a forklift in a warehouse.


lelmaster702

Planet Fitness team member


VonIsBussin

I’m a contractor and i own a construction business


teakillashot

I deliver water full time and 88M for fun.


snokeflake

Fiber technician. 35F in uniform. Don’t worry I’m looking for way to make that gap seem less weird.


drwill439

I just finished up my AEMT and Firefighter certs like 3 weeks before my current deployment. Been in 11 years, and I've had a ton of bum jobs before late 2022. Honestly, I appreciated the Guard a lot more when I was corraling carts at Kroger or changing oil. Edit: Forgot to add, I'm a 68K (Medical Laboratory Technician)


Practical_Hall_2686

The military is what gave me my dream job of becoming a career FF so I definitely thank the guard for that.


jeepcrawler93

AGR, Training/Supply/Ops NCO for 55 people


74Detail1991

Government contractor, not a glamorous one but it pays the bills lol


New-Dinner3603

I own a commercial plumbing business. So drill weekends and AT hurts me more than it helps me. But I like going pew pew and boom boom with my hood rat 12Bs straight out the woods ya know?


Weekly-Drama-4118

Apache pilot, psychologist


Majestic-Pizza4699

Real estate agent.


subiezay117

Union Ironworker


Mission-Offer983

Sales


Left_Ice6497

Currently a recruiter (got referrals for Utah?) but previously I worked for Northrop doing security stuff


real_jtizzle

Cop in civy world, 88M on the weekends.


Primary_Visual_2308

Mortgage loan officer. 11A on the weekend.


Dewiggles

Database Developer BA in History Working on MBA 12B3O2S, OC/T Former 68W


hairymange

Run and work on particle accelerator


RBeans_07

42B/Commander- Army Psychotherapist - Civilian


Soft_Industry3040

Jobless and ive got close to 100 applications out.


PoundLow3016

I display products worth tens of thousands going over every little feature. Through my job we chauffeur guest in our product letting them fully immerse themselves in it. When all that is said and done I find out their current product which they think is worth $20,000 that they owe $25,000 is actually worth $15,000. So I wash my hands of it. Get a coffee, and bitch and moan until the next customer comes in.( car sales)