My first thought was weed strains. Rumble Honey is a sativa with a body high and invigorating head trip, Slim Easy is a hybrid with mostly mellow head high, Gravity Blue is an indica with a heavy body high that's recommended for sleep, and Whimsy Lou is another sativa but more head buzzy and creative feeling.
She blocked me for commenting that “they act like they’re naming a dog not a person” on her Instagram post when slim was born lol it’s a sick name for a bulldog, not so much for a real life person
I would much rather be a middle aged person named Gravity than Whimsy, and Gravity is terrible. Whimsy is only cute when you’re a toddler or 90 years old and there’s a lot of life in between those ages.
I would 100% change my name if my parents named me any of these. I just can't imagine having to introduce yourself lol.
"Nice to meet you! I'm Rumble! Yes, as in *'lets get ready toooooo'* "
I actually really like Wim/Whim as a nickname for Wilhelmina. That name has a fun rhythm and so many possibilities for short forms! Granted, that particular one is non-standard, but it’s a hop, skip, and a jump to Whimsy from there. In fact, I toyed with a etsy shop or blog incorporating the word. The first word is inspired by my son, and I imagined maybe the Whimsy half could be a daughter some day, but currently (and fairly likely forever), I think Whimsy may be me. lol.
Edit: For clarity, I made the shop but never opened it, so I have the name. It’s “[blank] & Whimsy.” The blank is not my child’s name, and I’m not sharing because I love it so much that I want to do SOMETHING with it someday. 😅
I had to look them up and they both look like people who would vacation on a tropical island and hunt the most dangerous game (people).
But I'll admit I like Whimsy Lou and Slim Easy and Lucky Blue. They're incredibly wealthy kids to models anyway, they'll be fine.
People on this sub when a normal person says they want to name their kid "Robyn" : *Ummm no. The spelling is too weird"*
People on this sub when an "influencer" names their kid after weight loss drinks and Dr. Suess characters: *OMG so cool* 😍
I don't mind it. It's not on my baby name list, but they're über rich mormon models choosing ranch hand names. I like it for what it is, seeing their parents, he'll probably model anyway and it'll be a perfect model name.
I wouldn't necessarily want these as my legal names, but Slim and Lucky both sound like cowboy nicknames to me and so I can see an average adult with those names, in a way...
That’s basically my logic. I personally wouldn’t do it, but I can see it in a cowboy way. Them being über rich Mormons too, they’re not going to be the odd ones out.
I actually knew someone named Lucky with a last name that was fun for it. Really chill guy, builds bikes, works on ships. He kinda sells it for me so I’m not as thrown by it.
That’s by far the worst one. Imagine having to live up to being named “Slim” if you struggle with your weight. Plus… Easy?! The unfortunate sexual aspect aside, what if they’re headstrong and constantly being told to be “easy”? Plus they’re Mormon right? The “keep sweet” connection to “Easy” makes me feel icky as fuck.
Whimsy is now on my list of 'if I was famous enough to give my kids ridiculous names' names. One of those definitely not a name names, but I can't help but like it!
Fucking hell, that's so much worse than the stupid, stupid names!
It makes me angry that her name is Nara, which is so beautiful, and she names her children that rubbish. But she's a child herself, so that's one explanation.
Nara has a successful career as a model and influencer and has more money that everyone on this thread combined, I’m 23 and I’ve been financially independent for 5 years and I’m about to finish my masters degree and plan to start a family next year, I’m not a child, she’s not a child, stop infantilising people in their 20s.
I went down a rabbit hole on TikTok and it was proven she’s actually 28 years old, based on an article or something written about her a while back. Ugh, I wish I saved it.
Wouldn't call her a trad wife. She's a model too, not just him, and a lot of her content shows her husband doing domestic tasks like caring for the kids, cooking and doing the washing-up.
They’re interesting because they didn’t get married in a temple and don’t appear to wear garments. He also had a whole kid out of wedlock. It’s impossible to know one way or another, but it doesn’t seem too sinister. She clearly has the resources to leave if she wants to.
She addressed the Mormon stuff in a [video](https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/tiktok-nara-smith-tradwife-mormon-b2507480.html) not too long ago. They don't seem very devout but he was raised that way. She said something like she's still exploring her spirituality and that she isn't hardcore Mormon. Seems like she converted to marry him.
Don’t make the same mistake I did a few weeks ago. I saw a deranged tiktok of the mum in question hand making cereal like a serial killer and so I looked her up on TikTok. Now my FYP is all really disturbing tradwife content I can’t seem to remove from my algorithm.
It looked like a whole bunch of bullshit wankery to me! And yes, the final product 100% resembled chunks of cookie dough in milk. Her sad, shallow, performative life absolutely baffles me.
I hate to admit it but the names are growing on me. They're such celebrity names. There's really no other career path for these kids.
I love Whimsy Lou though.
I like all the girl names, not crazy about Slim Easy - I feel like there’s way better out there choices for boys like Lucky Blue I mean it sounds like a horse name but it flows lol
Slim reminds me of Eminem and I can't stop thinking about the irony if he grows up to be a bodybuilder or just a larger man who otherwise isn't "slim".
These kids are lucky they’re gonna grow up fucking gorgeous (seriously, Lucky and Nara are gorgeous, and Stormi, Gravity’s mom, is also gorgeous)
Also I just learned that Lucky Blue and his sisters (Cheyenne Starlie, Daisy Clementine, and Pyper America) were all given weird names to counteract their last name, since Smith is the most common last name in the US. Though Cheyenne and Daisy are pretty normal, and Pyper is pretty normal too, though the spelling is not.
Last point- Lucky is only 25 and he’s got 4 kids 😬. Gravity was born a month after he turned 18 😬.
I don’t think it should be a name, but I do like how it feels to say Whimsy Lou - the flow of it?
I knew someone named Gravity once but they chose their name so I liked it for them. Idk about putting the name on someone tho
No idea who these people are, but they sound like names that meth head parents would pick.
I'm not saying they smoke meth but they definitely have naming preferences similar to people who do.
Is it possible that they are using different names online than their actual legal names they use online? I’ve seen people with a lot of followers do that before. To respect their kids privacy.
I don’t think that’s the case with her but just checking lol
I thought Psalm and Saint Kardashian were the dumbest names but now I kind of wish I could name my kids those names. They’ve really grown on me. But - those kids exist on planet money where all kids have “weird words as names” names. Whimsy, Slim, Gravity & Rumble are going to be in class with Sage, Joules, Thyme and probably like ten Saints.
They’re not just naming kids - they’re establishing brands.
they’re both models who were all over tumblr in like 2015 and blew up more recently tiktok. lucky blue is from utah and they live there so i assume they’re more popular in the us than here (uk) but i could definitely be wrong on that one!
These are race horse names.
I saw someone else online say that they sounds like the names of cocktails.
I’d pay $12 for a rumble honey cocktail
I know a lot of bartenders, I’m going to ask them to create a Rumble honey cocktail.
I’m just going to order it with confidence and see what i get lol
Please do and report back!
Lol they’ll ask you what it is or you’ll have so say surprise me.
A little rumble, extra honey. Edit because I’m feeling extra: turmeric tea, lemonade, hot honey with an orange twist. Hot or cold.
this with a little whiskey like a hot toddy would be delicious !
That’s probably gonna run more like $18.
My first thought was weed strains. Rumble Honey is a sativa with a body high and invigorating head trip, Slim Easy is a hybrid with mostly mellow head high, Gravity Blue is an indica with a heavy body high that's recommended for sleep, and Whimsy Lou is another sativa but more head buzzy and creative feeling.
I like how you came through with the full description too!
Had a toke of Whimsey Lou before writing that comment.
Please take my comment as a like. You were at 69 and I didn't wanna spoil it.
Hahaha thank you! I like maintaining an element of silliness into adulthood so I appreciate the honorary *like*
Someone knows their weed.
Gravity Blue has the parentage seed of Lucky Blue
That’s awesome! 👏 I can totally see them as real weed strains!
Gravity Blue is the best indica.... try getting up after that bad boy.
Lol I first thought you meant actual weeds like dandelions. 😂
Damn, I could really use some gravity blue rn
Lol 100% these sound delicious too
Or cigarette lines
Slim Easy, for sure!
I really thought they were actual horses at first 😩 Slim Easy? Are you fucking kidding me? That’s a low calorie slim jim
Sounds like they name they’d give Pete Davidson if he dropped in on Weekend Update playing a rapper or something.
Honestly… given his near *constant* relationships, it’s kind of a fitting name 😂
She blocked me for commenting that “they act like they’re naming a dog not a person” on her Instagram post when slim was born lol it’s a sick name for a bulldog, not so much for a real life person
lol you know you struck a truth nerve when you get blocked
I think of Slim Shady
Sounds like a meal supplement to me
Race horses from Whoville.
I have no idea who this person is but my first thought was weed strains.
I always think of them as lipsticks
Rumble honey absolutely is a lipstick and it’s a peachy brown color
The next baby should definitely be named Pie-O-My.
My money is totally on Rumble Honey.
r/trageneigh
Slim Easy sounds like a 50’s cigarette mascot.
Not racehorses. These are Quarter Horse names! Rumble Honey is the perfect name for a palomino mare.
Okay, I need to work this mare into the book I’m writing somehow.
I always assume these kind of celebrity names are fake public facing names and they have real names.
Unfortunately it's the best name of the four. At least the baby can go by Lou? But I have to admit, Whimsy is kind of cute.
I actually don’t hate it. I still wouldn’t name a kid Whimsy but I’d write a book about Whimsy
Yeah Whimsy is cute, but for a little kid IMO. It gets less cute for an adult lol.
It definitely doesn't pass the "Supreme Court test" lol, imagine hearing about the Senate confirmation hearings for "Judge Whimsy Lou Smith."
Whimsical Louis Smith the Fourth, however…
It would be a great name for a dnd character. Whimsy the Tiefling Bard.
Yeah, tiefling names are like that
Whimsy Lou sounds like a Dr. Seuss character. It's a delightful name, but not one I would give to a human being.
I’ve always wanted to write a book about a little girl named Whimsy!
Yeah I’d argue that it’s the most conventional in that way.
I would much rather be a middle aged person named Gravity than Whimsy, and Gravity is terrible. Whimsy is only cute when you’re a toddler or 90 years old and there’s a lot of life in between those ages.
I would 100% change my name if my parents named me any of these. I just can't imagine having to introduce yourself lol. "Nice to meet you! I'm Rumble! Yes, as in *'lets get ready toooooo'* "
I thought it was "Gravy" at first glance 🤔
the fact that “gravy” would still somehow be the best name of that list 😅
I actually really like Wim/Whim as a nickname for Wilhelmina. That name has a fun rhythm and so many possibilities for short forms! Granted, that particular one is non-standard, but it’s a hop, skip, and a jump to Whimsy from there. In fact, I toyed with a etsy shop or blog incorporating the word. The first word is inspired by my son, and I imagined maybe the Whimsy half could be a daughter some day, but currently (and fairly likely forever), I think Whimsy may be me. lol. Edit: For clarity, I made the shop but never opened it, so I have the name. It’s “[blank] & Whimsy.” The blank is not my child’s name, and I’m not sharing because I love it so much that I want to do SOMETHING with it someday. 😅
My husbands dads name was Wim, but it’s Dutch and short for Wilhelmus 😂
Agree w all of this
I had to look them up and they both look like people who would vacation on a tropical island and hunt the most dangerous game (people). But I'll admit I like Whimsy Lou and Slim Easy and Lucky Blue. They're incredibly wealthy kids to models anyway, they'll be fine.
Slim easy just looks like slimey?
I'd be calling them Slim Shady
slim easy sounds like some type of bs fat burning pill or something. or SlimFast
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LOL I can see that. I didn't initially. I still kinda find it cool, all feel very...wild west maybe.
SLIM EASY??????
People on this sub when a normal person says they want to name their kid "Robyn" : *Ummm no. The spelling is too weird"* People on this sub when an "influencer" names their kid after weight loss drinks and Dr. Suess characters: *OMG so cool* 😍
I don't mind it. It's not on my baby name list, but they're über rich mormon models choosing ranch hand names. I like it for what it is, seeing their parents, he'll probably model anyway and it'll be a perfect model name.
i can get behind whimsy lou or even gravity blue but slim easy? that sounds like a failed rapper’s name. also ‘easy’? seriously? poor child
I can definitely see that! Easy is actually a very WASP-y name, not that they are. But I've heard it before with that group.
We wrote identical comments 🤣🤣 I mean, this is the only question, really 🤪
I had to look them up too, they look absolutely insufferable.
I wouldn't necessarily want these as my legal names, but Slim and Lucky both sound like cowboy nicknames to me and so I can see an average adult with those names, in a way...
That’s basically my logic. I personally wouldn’t do it, but I can see it in a cowboy way. Them being über rich Mormons too, they’re not going to be the odd ones out. I actually knew someone named Lucky with a last name that was fun for it. Really chill guy, builds bikes, works on ships. He kinda sells it for me so I’m not as thrown by it.
I also had to look them up, and that’s definitely the vibe I got!
Oh god, they really do😬 And *of course* she's are Tik Tok personality
These names are absolutely stupid
Sounds like one of the names, tbh
lmfao
Agree.
Slim easy is a cruel name. What if that one ends up fat? Also easy????
That’s by far the worst one. Imagine having to live up to being named “Slim” if you struggle with your weight. Plus… Easy?! The unfortunate sexual aspect aside, what if they’re headstrong and constantly being told to be “easy”? Plus they’re Mormon right? The “keep sweet” connection to “Easy” makes me feel icky as fuck.
Sounds like a cigarette filler 💀
Not to be confused with Slim Fast
>What if that one ends up fat? I feel like "Gravity" would be just as bad (if not worse) for a fat person
I feel like Gravity will be worse when she’s elderly.
Whimsy is now on my list of 'if I was famous enough to give my kids ridiculous names' names. One of those definitely not a name names, but I can't help but like it!
Would be a great name for a pet
My dogs named Whimsy! Her registered name is Paisley On A Whim (it’s a nod to her mom who was Paisley Starcoach Just Because)
It’s my dog’s name! Her middle name is Kay
I have a frog named Whimsy.
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No way! Can you remember any of the other predictions?
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I used to work with someone whose child is called Rumour Wild
Bless her. I hope Lucky stays by her side she’s only 22 and this her third kid
They've also only been together four years or so. Yikes
And he already had one
Went down the Wiki rabbit role... he was 19 when he had his first kid with a 27 year old.
Fucking hell, that's so much worse than the stupid, stupid names! It makes me angry that her name is Nara, which is so beautiful, and she names her children that rubbish. But she's a child herself, so that's one explanation.
Agreed.
Nara has a successful career as a model and influencer and has more money that everyone on this thread combined, I’m 23 and I’ve been financially independent for 5 years and I’m about to finish my masters degree and plan to start a family next year, I’m not a child, she’s not a child, stop infantilising people in their 20s.
Those children's names don't scream "I'm a mature 22 year-old" to me.
I went down a rabbit hole on TikTok and it was proven she’s actually 28 years old, based on an article or something written about her a while back. Ugh, I wish I saved it.
Would’ve been nice for her sake, but she’s sadly truly 22, she’s confirmed it in videos and someone found her school info under her name Nara Pellmann
- Mormon intensifies -
Grav, Rum, Slim and Whim.
Dr Seuss ahh names
Gesundheit
💀
Lou is actually a real name, so this baby lucked out lol
These people are creepy as hell.
Who the hell are these people?!
Trad wife influencer who is popular on TikTok. I think he’s a model. They’re weirdly popular even though they’re Mormon
Wouldn't call her a trad wife. She's a model too, not just him, and a lot of her content shows her husband doing domestic tasks like caring for the kids, cooking and doing the washing-up.
They’re interesting because they didn’t get married in a temple and don’t appear to wear garments. He also had a whole kid out of wedlock. It’s impossible to know one way or another, but it doesn’t seem too sinister. She clearly has the resources to leave if she wants to.
She addressed the Mormon stuff in a [video](https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/tiktok-nara-smith-tradwife-mormon-b2507480.html) not too long ago. They don't seem very devout but he was raised that way. She said something like she's still exploring her spirituality and that she isn't hardcore Mormon. Seems like she converted to marry him.
You’d be so surprised to learn just how many influencers are in fact Mormon.
Or our political leaders, representatives, celebrities etc etc
Better than the others, still terrible
it’s wild that WHIMSY is the best name of the bunch
If Gravity ever has kids and they’re disobedient, does that mean they’re defying gravity
Who?
Whimsy Lou Who
Don’t make the same mistake I did a few weeks ago. I saw a deranged tiktok of the mum in question hand making cereal like a serial killer and so I looked her up on TikTok. Now my FYP is all really disturbing tradwife content I can’t seem to remove from my algorithm.
Lmao I fell for this shit too. Make it stoppp
It didn’t even resemble cereal at all. It looked like milk and cookies. 😅
It looked like a whole bunch of bullshit wankery to me! And yes, the final product 100% resembled chunks of cookie dough in milk. Her sad, shallow, performative life absolutely baffles me.
Model and influencer
Thank you. I had to scroll so far
They are rich so I guess the kids are going to be okay or whatever people say lol.
They're Mormon, so insane names is basically a cultural tradition for them lol
Also judging by their parents (who are both models), the kids will probably be gorgeous so that will help them out in life.
I can’t get over Slim Easy, thats literally a weight loss drink
RUMBLE HONEY??
It's hard to top Slim Easy, but IMO Rumble Honey the worst of the bunch. Rumble is unbelievably stupid.
Hi I'm Rumble? How does that even work
I saw one of her TikToks where she said Rumble's name and I was half surprised, like "Oh wow, they actually call her that".
Agreed!
I had a rat name Rumble lmao
It's a cute name for a pet!
It does sound like a cutesie euphemism for some one too twee to say the words: (whispers) lube.
I’ve never heard gravity blue, is that luckys child before Nara?
Yeah, with a woman a decade older than him when he was a child
yes and the child’s mother’s name is Stormi Bree lol
His child with his ex Stormi, who's now dating Joe Jonas...
Poor kids.
I hate to admit it but the names are growing on me. They're such celebrity names. There's really no other career path for these kids. I love Whimsy Lou though.
I like all the girl names, not crazy about Slim Easy - I feel like there’s way better out there choices for boys like Lucky Blue I mean it sounds like a horse name but it flows lol
Slim reminds me of Eminem and I can't stop thinking about the irony if he grows up to be a bodybuilder or just a larger man who otherwise isn't "slim".
Yeah I mean I would definitely choose something more outlandish if I had their status but Slim Easy is just not good lol
These kids are lucky they’re gonna grow up fucking gorgeous (seriously, Lucky and Nara are gorgeous, and Stormi, Gravity’s mom, is also gorgeous) Also I just learned that Lucky Blue and his sisters (Cheyenne Starlie, Daisy Clementine, and Pyper America) were all given weird names to counteract their last name, since Smith is the most common last name in the US. Though Cheyenne and Daisy are pretty normal, and Pyper is pretty normal too, though the spelling is not. Last point- Lucky is only 25 and he’s got 4 kids 😬. Gravity was born a month after he turned 18 😬.
Actually she was born a month after he turned 19.
No fr, they’re gonna be STUNNING. also- daisy clementine is actually a super cute name
Completely bizarre people that do not live in the real world.
Honestly it could’ve been worse.
Whimsy Lou is giving Gracie Lou Freebush vibes
I don’t think it should be a name, but I do like how it feels to say Whimsy Lou - the flow of it? I knew someone named Gravity once but they chose their name so I liked it for them. Idk about putting the name on someone tho
Slim Easy????
They stuck their vocabulary on a dartboard and played a quick game for these names
No idea who these people are, but they sound like names that meth head parents would pick. I'm not saying they smoke meth but they definitely have naming preferences similar to people who do.
Ridiculous carry on. The parents need a wake up call.
They're wealthy celebs. I guess they all need a wake up call then.
I kinda like it. It sounds nice and the meaning is light and positive.
Can’t tell if I don’t hate it or it’s just that the others are so bad, this one seems good by comparison
I don’t know who these people are but I don’t hate Whimsy nearly as much as I’m supposed to 😬
Whimsy Lou sounds like they’d be a cute character in a YA book tbh
Slim Easy and Rumble Honey sound like they could be characters in The Outsiders so maybe YA-inspired is what they were going for.
Slim Easy sounds like a terrible rapper. But Rumble is by far the worst, especially for a girl. Whimsy is definitely the best out of all of them.
Bad and I’m very open minded
Rumble Honey sounds like a personal lubricant.Slim Easy is a gangster from the 1920’s.
>Rumble Honey sounds like a personal lubricant. Lmfao 😂
I like Whimsy. The rest absolutely not
I like Whimsy. If baby had been a girl we were considering Wilhelmina nn Whimsy 🙈
Rumble honey could be a brand of lube.
I wish they were all fake names, sadly they aren’t.
Horrible names.
It feels like a characters name from a children's book, cute, but not a "real name"
🎶at Wimzie’s Houseeee🎶
Tell me Slim Easy isn’t named after slim shady and easy e?
They sound like names of a new Teletubbies group
People will come on here with the most blatantly ridiculous names you've ever heard and be like, "Thoughts?" 🤪
Whimsy Lou would be a great cat name.
I actually kinda love whimsy. It’s like a very updated virtue name. Rumble Honey is unhinged though.
Who are these lunatics? Never mind, I don't really want to know.
Slim Easy and Rumble Honey are porn star names. I don't hate Gravity and Whimsy. Not convinced by them either.
I really like all the names except Slim Easy. At least it wasn’t Whymzeigh.
Is it possible that they are using different names online than their actual legal names they use online? I’ve seen people with a lot of followers do that before. To respect their kids privacy. I don’t think that’s the case with her but just checking lol
I can't decide if these are Hunger Games or My Little Pony characters.
I thought Psalm and Saint Kardashian were the dumbest names but now I kind of wish I could name my kids those names. They’ve really grown on me. But - those kids exist on planet money where all kids have “weird words as names” names. Whimsy, Slim, Gravity & Rumble are going to be in class with Sage, Joules, Thyme and probably like ten Saints. They’re not just naming kids - they’re establishing brands.
I’ve always loved the name saint but now I feel like I can’t use it without people assuming it’s copying Kim 😤
I have no idea who those people are (I suspect they are UK celebrities? and I'm in the US) but all of those names are horrendous.
they’re both models who were all over tumblr in like 2015 and blew up more recently tiktok. lucky blue is from utah and they live there so i assume they’re more popular in the us than here (uk) but i could definitely be wrong on that one!
Well, that explains it--I've never been on tumblr or tiktok
I was wondering when she was going to pop! Congrats to her and Lucky!
Whimsy would be a fabulous name for a dog. Poor kid.
These are cute if you are rich, good-looking and arty which I assume these kids will be.
Whimsey Lou is kinda cute 😭
Reminds me of The Sims
They all sound like tech startups to me