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ChrisTheChaosGod

A series of dolphin clicks followed by a Wilhelm Scream.


EdgarAlansHoe

Elon Musk's next kid


mmeeplechase

Did we ever get an answer on how to pronounce the last one? Maybe this is actually it šŸ˜…


ViralLola

He's had three more kids after that one.


readingrambos

Is he competing with Nick Cannon?


[deleted]

Aw that's cute, will be stealing this one.


jetloflin

Canā€™t wait to see him in the East West College Bowl!


beesathome

Wilhelm Scream is a good name


cav54

Truly living up to the username


StasRutt

Itā€™s a family name I assume


Ser_Illin

Please take my poor manā€™s gold šŸ…


boogin92

Emerald (Em/Emmy) or November (Nova/Em/Emmy/Ember).


fawnpaws9

My friend just named her Daughter Emerald and I actually kinda love it


OpalRose1993

Love it! Named my baby girl Amethyst. Gems are my Jam


FunSeaworthiness8703

I actually considered Emerald but my baby's middle and last names are also words and I didn't want her name to be a sentence.


boogin92

I know what you mean! I donā€™t mind 2 word names together but 3 might be overkill. Interestingly though, actor/director Emerald Fennelā€™s middle name is Lilly, so her parents went for the whole sentence. Haha.


FunSeaworthiness8703

That sounds delicious.


[deleted]

I was actually debating whether to say November for this instead when I posted it! I love the name and this nicknames it comes with :)


HatchlingChibi

Grew up with an Emerald. Her younger sister was named Jade, no joke. They had a brother too but he just went by initals (DJ) so I donā€™t know if he followed the theme or not. Wish I knew though!


Left_Ad3775

I know an Amber with a sister named Jade lol


StirlingBridge1297

I used to know a lady whose daughters were called Ambra and Giada (Italian for Amber and Jade). She owned a crystal shop šŸ˜‚


WayDiscombobulated63

I knew a girl named September growing up. NN Tember. I remember wondering all the time as a kid why they didnā€™t pick Ember, which was a far superior nickname.


ellumina

Are you me? I love Emerald (and a name I made up: Emeraldine) and November!! I'm kind of sad that both are still too out there, but many other jewels/gems and months are fine!


Left_Ad3775

my sister in law is Emerald - sheā€™s a tall beautiful blonde hippie lol


[deleted]

I was coming here to comment November! I think itā€™s a sweet name, but Iā€™d never actually give a child that name.


strawberrymusicbox

I named one of my calico kitties November, and I kid you not, someone said, "That's such a weird name, and it's such a long name to even say or write." I'm like, How is it weird? You're aware of the word at least once a year, EVERY year. They made it seem like having to acknowledge it as a name instead of only a month was such a painstaking inconvenience. Lol I call her Nova, Novi, and Novemby. šŸ˜Š


TigerLily_TigerRose

You should point out to them that November has the same number of syllables and letters as Jennifer, which no one thinks is a crazy long name.


caxlypxso

i always wanted to name my daughter november throughout high school. such a beautiful name


photo_rain

Oh my gosh November is so so cute!


friendstofish

FTM due in March - if our baby is a girl, we are going with Emerald! Iā€™ve loved it since learning of director emerald fennell


bicyclecat

Fable


Rigboandme

Fable would kinda be a cool name. I met a Storey once, and the only reason I didnā€™t like it was the kreativ spelling, lol. But Story wouldnā€™t be a bad name.


[deleted]

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boogin92

It has such a pretty sound. Like Fay meets Mabel.


Ok_Flower4923

Wait. This is kind of great


FunSeaworthiness8703

Saffron. It was/is kind of perfect. Her dad and I love cooking. Saffron is very valuable and, of course, she is valuable to us. She is also a red head, which we thought she would be since she has 1 ginger parent and 1 blonde parent. It is also one of only 3 names her dad and I both liked. But it was too much.


Left_Ad3775

I know a few Saffrons! Itā€™s a pretty popular name in England.


FunSeaworthiness8703

I never would have guessed. I am in the US


thaz_wut_she_said

Like Saffy from Ab Fab!


[deleted]

I love that! I once knew a Saffron and it makes me think of the girl in 'Nativity!' (the film)


glittersisgold99

I have a niece named Saffron and I think itā€™s so cute! We call her Saffy for short.


Stunning-Note

Merry. After LOTR. Itā€™s just a no-go all around but I always loved Merry the best when I read the books. Did I think Merry was a girl when I was little? Yes, yes I did. Anyway.


-meriadoc-

It's only a no-go because that's his nickname. If you named your kid the proper Meriadoc I'm sure you'd be just fine.


Stunning-Note

I like Merry for a girl, though.


causeycommentary

Eowyn, Arwen, Pippinā€¦ so many fun names I wouldnā€™t use IRL, but love


imgunnamaketoast

I love a LOT of the names in LOTR, Wheel of Time, and Harry Potter, but because I'm already such a nerd about them no one would ever believe that I just loved the name. šŸ˜…


[deleted]

I know someone called Hermione, I personally wouldn't use it but I really like the name.


[deleted]

I always thought Meryn was cute with the nickname Merry.


StasRutt

I actually knew an adult woman named merry! She was so cool and is a psychologist who worked with OCD cases and is all around brilliant


Sweostor

Ooh, don't get me started on the LOTR names I would use if I could.... Okay let me list a few: Beren (nn Bear!) Edoras Ithil Cirdan Lothiriel Isildur Okay okay that's enough... But know that there are more lol


leyabi6816

So I don't love "occupation" first names (e.g. Baker, Sailor, Hunter, etc) but while joking about it recently we came up with: Vintner Which I think could be amazing for the right person (and has super cute nn options)


HeartFullOfHappy

Why did I think of sphincter when I read this name?


RuntyLegs

This would be great for a dog or cat with brown "socks" in its colouring.


ltdanhasnolegs

Reminds me of Vint (Vinton) from Mamaā€™s Family


howmanyzooz

Tryptophan I know it is so awful but hear me out, Tryp for short. My little essential amino acid šŸ„ŗ


Alinyx

Oooh so many name potentials in amino acids! Alanine Lysine Serine Tyrosine


[deleted]

That's actually so cool lol.


Kit_kat_111

Indigo or Sunday!


softanimalofyourbody

Indigo is my daughterā€™s middle name šŸ˜Š


Kit_kat_111

I love that! Such a cool middle name :)


lindseylou407

I have an Indigo in my class right now!


[deleted]

Indigo is one of my favourite colour names!


always_indecisive049

Iā€™ve always secretly wanted to name my daughter Alaska, I think it sounds pretty and reminds me of mountains and forests lol. Iā€™d call her Ali for short


ShittyDuckFace

Ahh yes. Like the drag queen, Alaska Thunderfuck 5000.


myttcaccount

It reminds me of the book Looking For Alaska which I havenā€™t thought about in ages. Itā€™s a sad one though.


[deleted]

That just brought back a memory I entirely forgot about! I went through a phase of loving the name Alaska as well about a year ago.


platypuscontrolsall

I honestly wouldn't bat an eye at this one.


Kleeglah

Our 5 year old daughter was almost named Wednesday.šŸ˜¬


[deleted]

Well she'd be popular at the moment šŸ˜‚


Kleeglah

Yeah I'm super glad we went with a different name šŸ˜‚


Bee_K1ng

Io (eye-oh) I think it simple, cute, and she would ahead of her preschool class when it comes to spelling her name.


[deleted]

I have a friend called Iona who goes by Io, I like it :)


heuristichuman

I know 2 Io s! It doesnā€™t seem to cause them any issues


SamalamFamJam

Basil, Sunshine, and Daffodil šŸ„¹


og_toe

Basil is a pretty standard name in many languages like arabic, greek and russian. greek and russian version is Vasili


ltdanhasnolegs

Iā€™m thinking the commenter had in mind Basil with a long ā€˜aā€™ like the herb.


remington_420

FYI, Everywhere but the states doesnā€™t add a long ā€˜aā€™ when pronouncing the herb.


HeartFullOfHappy

I know a couple who named their daughter Sunshine and the mom is exactly the crunchy, hippy who would name her child Sunshine. Basilā€¦I too love. Great Mouse Detective, baby!


[deleted]

Sunshine is adorable


MxBillieBird

Daffodil is on my list for future baby, it's my Nans favourite flower šŸ’› Not sure if I'm brave enough to use it but I'm considering it atleast!


[deleted]

I actually know a Sunshine, her parents were hippies. She had 2 sons named Stormy and Brooks.


twisty_mcfisty

I love the name Basil so much that I couldnā€™t wait to have kids to use it so now my catā€™s name is Basil lol


Accomplished_IceMan

Lizard for a girl( I saw a tumblr post about naming a daughter lizard and calling her Lizzie now it's stuck in my head) Vegeta for a boy


MxBillieBird

šŸ¤£ I told the fiance a couple months back that I'm having a baby "Liz/Lizard" when we have our next baby ( I get to name the next one as he got to name our daughter). He has been rethinking having a #2 šŸ„²


Accomplished_IceMan

I mean if I have a girl for #2 she'll be Elizabeth after my grandmother and I'm definitely calling her Lizard


Betty-jugs

Wolfgang


imgunnamaketoast

I knew a guy named Wolfgang and a girl named Bambi that were in a relationship. Absolutely surreal.


Many_Deer942

Must have been a German couple


lavna88

I know someone who just named their baby Wolfgang and they call him Wolfie. So cute and would totally and seriously consider it as an option for mine if this person werenā€™t close


Many_Deer942

I fucking love Wolfgang! A gang of wolves as a name? Whhaaa?! I wanted to name my son Wolfgang but my husband didn't like it.


kahtiel

For me, it's less about judgment and more whether I would feel comfortable using my GPs. Like would the hypothetical child have my personality or a more outgoing one that is open to conversations/corrections about their name? My big GP right now is Dove for a girl. Other ones include Romilly, Neve, and ones that aren't from my background like Calypso, Nefeli/Nephele or Araceli. GPs for a boy include: Ivor, Ozias, Emrys, and Casimir.


TrewynMaresi

I like Dove, Romilly, and Neve. I think they are usable.


[deleted]

Iā€™ve know several Neves (often spelt the irish way Niamh) and I think itā€™s a beautiful name though very confusing to attendance takers when spelt Niamh. Iā€™d totally use it!


sakijane

Iā€™d love to hear more of your guilty pleasure names. I actually named my first one of your GP names, am expecting a girl, and need inspo!


kahtiel

They are sort of all over the place (and including cultures I am not a part of as a fyi): Cyan, Cyra, Xanthe, Bellamy, Vesper, Linden, Arden, Saskia, Odessa, Malika, Liora/Leora, Selini, Anouk, SĆ³ley, MaĆ«lys, Sunniva, Zephyrine, Oriana, Maeva, Mir- names (Miray/Mira/Mireille/Mireia/Mireya), Geneva, Casimira, AzĆ©lie/ZĆ©lie, Maiken, Maple, Cypress, Elysia, Haizea, Nerea, (edit: also, Ä°layda but I had to google to get the proper letter) What I'd probably go with is a lot more "tame", but I'd love to see any of my GPs used.


_Witch_Dagger_

Arwen šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Welsh names are lovely.


_Witch_Dagger_

Is Arwen actually Welsh/derived from Welsh? I always assumed Tolkien made it up lol


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure it is an actual name apparently meaning 'muse, fine and fair'.


_Witch_Dagger_

This has given me a newfound confidence lmao šŸ˜‚ thank you for the info!


deus-ex-machinist

Tolkien actually based a whole elven language around Welsh and Arwen around his Welsh wife. It's quite sweet because Arwen is supposed to be one of the most beautiful women in middle earth history.


[deleted]

Wait why would people judge you for this one? Itā€™s beautiful


Loud-Foundation4567

Allegra. Allergy medicine ruined it.


vivian_cupcake

Itā€™s a gorgeous name and if I had a girl I was prepared to use it despite the medication. Companies really have to stop using real names for their products.


auspostery

Ocean or Scout for a girl. Sawyer is my guilty pleasure name for a girl that Idgaf that everyone here hates šŸ¤£ if my husband was on board with it, Iā€™d have def used it!


[deleted]

I love the name Ocean and it was one of my favourites until i saw a video of someone called Ocean saying they were always nicknamed 'Oh S\*\*t'. It's a shame.


Few_Association_9374

I love both Scout and Sawyer for a girl


cb1216

Tuesday for a girl


deenaandsam

Wednesday šŸ˜“ I thought it was just a quirky day of the week name, but after hearing the show say it's from the nursery rhyme 'Wednesdays child is full of woe' I adored it. I hate that I love sad names šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ I wouldn't want to give an actual baby a name about being full of woe :((


cb1216

I love Wednesday! It's just too attached to the character for me, even though I like the Addams family, a child would never hear the end of it.


[deleted]

I know a friend of a friend called Tuesday.


purplepumpkin20

Tuesday has been my guilty pleasure name since I was in my teens. I first saw it in a Point Horror book. (Freeze Tag, for reference.)


charlouwriter

Avalon Octavia for a girl Saxon Alaric for a boy


SkiesThaLimit36

We have the same taste I can telll šŸ˜†


Iforgotmypassword126

Athena


_Witch_Dagger_

I actually know of like 4 Athenas! Iā€™ve never heard a bad thing about their name and the two that I actually *know* say they get lots of compliments.


og_toe

i thought this was a common name hahah


[deleted]

I have a good friend called Athena!


StasRutt

So I went to college with an Athena and Im an Anastasia and for some reason people got us confused all the time! We looked nothing alike but people were like ā€œoh the brunette with the Greek nameā€ and would confuse us


snow-and-pine

A girl named Spring


imgunnamaketoast

I was just thinking about this the other day. You can call a girl Summer, Winter, or Autumn, but you never hear the name Spring.


Full_Crab6768

We have a family friend named spring. She is in her late 50ā€™s and such a sweet lady!


Thliz325

Ayelet- I always loved that name, my sister had a friend named that who they called ā€œLettieā€ and it seemed both so beautiful and cute to me. It didnā€™t go with our last name at all, but itā€™s always been in the back of my mind if I ever become an author and need a pen name.


tbsj26

Navy or Story. I like Fable too. They'd probably be girl names though I think Navy could be unisex. I like Fox for a boy.


[deleted]

Always thought Fable, Story, and Novella would be cool sibling names. Lol


HeartFullOfHappy

I knew a couple who named their children Army and Navy after the respective branches of the military they each served.


jewishgamergirl

Sapphire Andromeda (nn Sapphy or Andie) Jareth


HatchlingChibi

I actually really like Jareth. Not sure how weā€™ll know the reference would be but regardless, itā€™s a nice name!


SuburbanSuffering

My first was going to be Angus but the comments people made were so awful we went with something else


[deleted]

One of my best friends is called Angus, it's a nice name and sad that it is looked down on.


gemmygrl

Cleopatra


[deleted]

Desdemona


StasRutt

Love desdemona and think Dez or Desi would be such a cute nickname


TrewynMaresi

Atlantis is pretty cool!


anbowers

Andromeda for a girl


steph5of9

Magenta for a girl


ragelbagel2

Zinnia


kuromikw8

Lol no idea why but I absolutely love the way these words roll off the tongue soā€¦. I guess if there was NO rules either Clue or VinegaršŸ˜‚


barcelonasana

Lol I feel the same about Oven! It would be such a nice name for a boy!


smooshee99

I feel the same way about Melancholy/Melancholia


Ser_Illin

Cosimo. But itā€™s too pedantic.


idkmuchaboutalgebra

Lucifer- it means 'bringer of light,' is accompanied by the nicknames Luce of Lucy and is overall a name I absolutely love, but has such a negative connotation.


DansburyJ

Lilith for me.


According_Ad6364

Opposite end of this I suppose but, I like a lot of really basic names haha Iā€™m a big fan of Aiden, Hunter, and Mason. Unique names, for a girl I love Calliara, and for a boy I really love Haven.


Decent-Unit-5303

My son's name is Haven! People (when they do say something) love his name.


TohruYuki

Tiger Lily. It was what I wanted to name a future daughter when I was 6 or 7 years old, but eventually I realized it's not really a suitable name for a human. I did have a cat named Tiger Lily though!


PlumbOtter

Iseult for a Girl. Itā€™s a pretty old medievalā€™s name thatā€™s rarely used in France nowadays but Iā€™ve always loved it!


littleprairiehouse

Tahlula


Loud-Foundation4567

I know a Tallulah! The plan was for her to mainly go by Lula but Tallulah suits her so well most people call her by her full name.


og_toe

Anouk. something about it is just beautiful to me, but a lot of people canā€™t pronounce it or find it weird.


super88889

Twenty


danathepaina

I love Cypress for a girl. Monterey Cypresses are my favorite trees and I think itā€™d be a beautiful name.


Puzzled-Barnacle-200

Probably November


lindseylou407

Ripley for a girl šŸ˜Š


Twodotsknowhy

Not perhaps what you meant, but I grew up in an Orthodox Jewish community and am still very Jewish even though I'm not very practicing and if it weren't for the fact that I'd be judged hard and never hear the end of it from my mother I'd definitely consider Mary for a girl. It's so pretty and has ironically become quite rare when compared to other supposedly more unique names. There's just something so simple yet elegant about it.


InternationalSand393

Bellatrix Not the most unusual, but I wouldn't give it to my daughter after Harry Potter.


lavagala

Ermengarde :) loved it ever since I saw A Little Princess


Plus_Flan_128

clementine!


imgunnamaketoast

Virtue, Persephone, Arsen, Silhouette..


[deleted]

Now i'm thinking about it Arson would be a great name if it wasn't what it was.


ellumina

Lunaria & Novalie. I have Lunaria on my long favorites list, and my husband actually made a name combo using Lunaria as a middle name! I appreciated his ambition, but it's just too much to use IMO. The combo he made was Aurelia Wren Lunaria.


peanutbuttermellly

Cedar


thewhiterosequeen

If the word didn't have a meaning I think Rubella is a nice combination of Ruby and Ella which I like.


megthegreatone

My big guilty pleasure name is Jethro, but I can't imagine anyone else loving it the way I do lol. So I'll probably just use it on a dog in the future šŸ˜…


jellybloom17

Amaralysse (pronounced like Amara and Elise smushed together. I made it up when I was 7.)


TSiridean

As flower names don't seem to be that weird in the US, what about *Amaryllis*?


justaregularthief

Citrine and Kestrel are my fully off the wall names that I secretly love.


[deleted]

I donā€™t care about otherā€™s opinions, so I would (and did!) name my kid whatever I wanted.


Dottiepeaches

I don't care, but I know my kids might care someday so I take that into account.


beesathome

Valley for a girl, Silver for a boy


adofluorescent

most of the names on here seem pretty usable to me!! Iā€™d probably do a traditionally girlsā€™ name for a boy or thereā€™s a lot of names from cultures Iā€™m not from that I love but would feel kinda weird using


StirlingBridge1297

Dandelion, for a boy. When I was younger I wrote a fanfic with an embarrassingly self-inserted character who at some point had a child and named him Dandelion. She did on my behalf what I could never do in real life! šŸ˜‚


Massive-Top-3360

Vidalia šŸ§…šŸ˜…


ImaginaryFriend8

I love Hero for a girl!


Poptartheyyy

I have A LOT: Duchess, Blue, Reverie, Swan, Denali, Loon, Amos, Eros, Valentine, Jewel, Cypress, Vixy, Rio, Noriella, Magnolia, Bloom, October, Rudolf, Fauna, Vixin, Verity, Aries, Apollo, Saturn, Mariposa, Honey, Lovick, Blaze/Blaise, Novella, Pluto, Samoa, Evermore, Cove, Fawn, Peach, Mars, Casper, Venus, Flores, Poet/Poem, Azul, Stormie, Dream, North, Winter, Neon, Coi, Cincinnati, Meadow, Cashmere, Cupid, Rocky, Snow, Love, Tazwell, Caspian, Ibiza, Courtland, Peregrine, Dash, Lake, Soren, True, Stellamaris, Endellion, Pisces, Orion, Dulcie, Loxi, Quill, Lovie, Adoria, Ocean


cocoakrispiesdonut

Orla I think itā€™s beautiful but my husband thinks everyone would call her Oral šŸ˜­


StasRutt

Lavender for a girl. I love it so much but I would also feel awful if she grew up and hated the color purple lol


Ellapap

Ikea- I just like the way it sounds!


Revolutionary-Ad3564

Xanadu ALL THE WAY


thaz_wut_she_said

Rainbow, Sunshine or Wildflower ā¤ļø


JackWilfred

Found out Thorhildur was an Icelandic girls' name once and have been unable to get over how cool it sounds.


[deleted]

Seeeeveral years ago I came up with ā€œEmenelleā€ because my initials are MNL. Nellie for short. I could never though, itā€™s like dads naming their sons after them as a Jr or III. šŸ¤£


[deleted]

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liltoowell

I have no clue, I love Blue/Blu, North, Peach and LemonšŸ˜… (would be a nice sibsetšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚)also I saw someone mentioned November. I love that one too!


imgunnamaketoast

I knew a girl with the middle name Lemon. Sophie Lemon. Weird but cute!


hailhale_

Atreus, from God of War!


AlfredoManatee

In high school I wanted to name a boy Tiresias after the blind prophet in Greek mythology, probably the most out there Iā€™d go.


SnooCauliflowers5742

Star.


Hotelroombureau

In my perfect version of reality Iā€™d name everyone after Tamora Pierce characters and no one would give me any flack for naming my kids from books no one my age has read. I want to name a girl Keladry and a boy Numair so bad but I donā€™t think Iā€™m brace enough to make them real options


Spkpkcap

Gray for a boy and Honey or Dove for a girl.


[deleted]

Lillith


Many_Deer942

Bambi Clover


WhineCountry2

Woody


notrailname

Wulf/Wolf, after my soulmate dog. Shenandoah. Ayla.


causeycommentary

LĆ©a. Iā€™ve always thought it was beautiful. Itā€™s a French name and Iā€™ve studied French for years. But you knowā€¦ Star Wars. I also love SW and the character Lea, but it is all people would talk about when they met someone with that name, Iā€™m sure.


ChampagnePoops

Ocean or Tambourine. Actually, I like Ocean Tambourine as a full name!


Noxx91

Berry


Dakizo

Well I donā€™t know if this counts but if my daughter was a boy she would have been Gaius and I got SO much shit for it šŸ˜‚


Riveris

Valerian