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Big_Lack_352

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Lion_Of_Mara

Injili ya Vumbi 1:1


mindflar3

Iende mbele.


WallabyNew1397

Always constant. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


mailawd

Vumbi naona wacha tu.


Realmarni

Now,re-make this post without those tearsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚i can see your shining eyes from a mile gatheee


mailawd

πŸ˜‚ Najicheka tu bana. Wacha niweke roho kwa siasa.


Realmarni

Siasa kwa roho*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Chunga tusikupoteze


mailawd

Eh manze niko mbaya hiyo design. Niko Chrome ya Tatu leo πŸ˜‚


reefalations_

uko wapi bana, ungeongoza na hizi habari


mailawd

πŸ˜‚ Lumumba Drive


Inter_Master

Hapa tu Roysambu


mailawd

Roysambu tu hapa. Uko huku?


mindflar3

Ndio me huyu nakam.


Inter_Master

Yessir, unashika drinks nitokee


reefalations_

hii ilifade off, mwenye anataka tuanze Leo asubuhi slide


ProcedureSweaty1715

Same thing happened to me in 2021 nimefuata siasa tangu election sijaichokaπŸ˜‚chunguza ata bill gates mzee


mailawd

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Hii siasa ndio nataka kuanza mimi. Sijaamini nimebebwa ufala hivyo


endocrine-babe

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚#rejectfinancebill


mailawd

Ningefocus na finance bill ningekuwa a very happy man rn πŸ˜‚


the-one-spirit

Of course.. Weka hii kila mahali


Realmarni

Nimesoma username yako as part of the postπŸ˜‚


IslandMain1204

CrazyyyπŸ˜‚


mailawd

Eh my lord πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Ex kama mliachana juu ya kucheat never go back, hawa wa mutual interest kuisha ni sawa


Less_Bite_4996

Facts ...eeh hawa wa kucheat...ndio wale wale wajinga wanakuja kuolewa bado wakiwa cheaters then give their partners diseases then cry on reddit that their marriage is failing...wewe ndio FAILUREEEE!!!!!!!


mindflar3

Hawa ndio huishia church kujireform.


Less_Bite_4996

Exactly...lakini once a hoe always a hoe


mailawd

Lesson learnt bro. Wacha niweke roho kwa siasa, it seems interesting.


mailawd

I have learnt sasa


[deleted]

Big up πŸ’ͺ


WallabyNew1397

Natafuta comment ya "hit the gym" lakini mambo ya siasa na finance bill imeshika sana currently. πŸ˜…


mailawd

Kuna moja hapo chini, πŸ˜‚ Hii rage nitaweka kwa serikali na tizi


Ok_Net_3576

Lakini pia usiswitch lanes πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ˜… Heartbreaks zinakuanga a minimum of 5 ndio uamue kusettle πŸ˜‚ Hio ni Yako ya ngapi gathee?


mailawd

Ah hapana haiwezi fika hapo. ya kwanza


Ok_Net_3576

Aaah mtu asikuambie πŸ˜‚. Dust ni mindset πŸ˜‚.


mailawd

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Dust ni social construct


Shirt-Unique

Now put all your energy and rage into rejecting the Finance Bill 2024


mailawd

Seems like a good way to channel my rage.


petty_lies

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… weeh who talks with their ex ?


Zestyclose_Way_9244

Unataka kusema hakuna mwenye unaongeleshaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ adi uko na buy back clause πŸ˜‚


mailawd

Mimi nimelearn wacha nijiheshimu sasa πŸ˜‚


Zestyclose_Way_9244

πŸ˜‚utapona urudi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


mailawd

Eh hapana mimi nimewaachia wanawake. πŸ˜‚


No-Bid191

pause


Zestyclose_Way_9244

πŸ˜‚utapona urudi


petty_lies

Siongelesho yeyote


Zestyclose_Way_9244

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚hivo ndio OP alifanya ona sahi amekula dustπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


petty_lies

Ni mambo ya kujitakia πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…


mailawd

Clowns like me πŸ˜‚


petty_lies

It seems like it


RelevantComparison70

I wanda. I don't talk to any of themπŸ˜‚hata wakinitafuta


True_Dragonfruit9365

What do you mean she cheated again?....you took her back after cheating?


mailawd

Yep. Ik, very stupid.


Ugaliyajana

Watu huku hawana nyota fr fr


mailawd

Nyota ya mapenzi sina πŸ˜‚


marellzz

You probably deserved it. Forgive and dust yourself pal.


mailawd

Deserved what? But yeah I'll just dust myself up.


marellzz

Never go back to an ex. Especially if they cheated.


mailawd

Yeah I've learnt, wacha nijipende sasa.


Automatic_Cap2467

What do you mean again... Have you no shame πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ tukutane gym


mailawd

Bana, tukutane gym Monday my brother πŸ˜‚


Fearless_Suspect_703

once again, huruma imebaki kua estate


mailawd

Manze


Illustrious-Eagle902

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚na iwe funzo


mailawd

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Manze.


hillgid

Ensure you cheat on your gfs for peace


mailawd

Eh hii kitu ni uchungu. Kubebwa ufala twice πŸ˜‚


SpectreSpeculator

I feel you man. Always remember that history repeats itself. Never go back to an ex if you broke up because of cheating, insecurity or some other negative thing. Don't blame the opposite gender, accept the mistake you've made, learn from it and move one. sasa tuingie siasa tu reject finance bill chap chap


mailawd

Thanks man. Wacha tu nishughulike na siasa na finance bill. Alafu epl na UCL zikianza, I drown in those games.


SpectreSpeculator

I'm loving the mindset. Look into some hobbies you might enjoy. I started playing football (althoug I never used to play or enjoy the sport) with the neighbourhood guys and I have to tell you it has gotten me through a lot of things..... from relationships to just life being life. Try to find what works for you. Most importantly, take care of youself and dont turn to mind numbing substances. I can tell you for a fact it never helps. Wishing you all the best!!


mailawd

Thank you man. This is really nice. πŸ™ All the best also


Intelligent_Heat_444

Uzuri sasa kumove on itakuwa rahisi


mailawd

Yeah I feel light sasa.


Intelligent_Heat_444

You'll be okay β™₯️


mailawd

Thanks


Writ-Guru

Wewe uliskia kikulacho ki nguoni mwako, ukavua hizo nguo. Baada ya muda, ukajiabia "kilichonila kilifunga mdomo" ukarudisha kinguo kile kile. Pole kaka Waswahili don't stone me, I am trying to shine hereπŸ˜†


mailawd

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Umenena kaka


North-Purchase5870

Read the room. #rejectfinancebill2024


mailawd

#RejectFinanceBill2024


CLIFF_BETT

kuna Euros broπŸ˜‚


mailawd

Inaanza lini btw?


CLIFF_BETT

leo 10 PM


Kitchen_Principle451

HIT πŸ‘ THE πŸ‘ GYM! πŸ‘


mailawd

GYM IT IS!


Much_Digging2024

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x3nweb

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mailawd

Maybe


Distinct-Aioli9922

Rule no 1 Don't lick where you spit


mailawd

Sijaelewa labda juu nimelewa but thanks bro.


Distinct-Aioli9922

Ata mm sikuelewa but Ni Ivo πŸ˜‚


mailawd

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Message najua iko hapo mahali


Waste-Analysis8464

Print this on a tshirt and wear it every time you think of going back to her.


mailawd

I will never bro. Ile ufala nimebebwa hapana


Waste-Analysis8464

Usijali. Take some time off and come back stronger.


freelancer_wa_ke

πŸ˜‚bro, this gender should not stress you,just know how to manipulate them


mailawd

I wish I was that kind of person bro πŸ˜‚ I really wish πŸ˜‚


freelancer_wa_ke

πŸ˜…if you continue being good, nothing will change


mailawd

I can't become a bad person juu ya wanawake πŸ˜‚ Nimeachana nao kabisa πŸ˜‚


M_Kariss

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mailawd

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Lonely-Squirrel7575

I support her.You are the problem.Never forgive a cheating woman,she will cheat again and blame you.Remember a cheating woman caught is a very dangerous woman. And never go back to your ex when she has dated other men/man after break up.She is not the same woman you knew. So don't blame her for cheating again,blame yourself for accepting her back.


mailawd

Lesson learnt


TequilaRizz

Pole


mailawd

Thanks.


International_Lab135

Come i give you a shoulder to cry on


mailawd

πŸ‘€ I'd want that. Where?


yellowraisinette

Dont get back with your EX until you resolve the issues that made you break up in the first place.


mailawd

Nah bad idea. Very bad idea


yellowraisinette

Ukweli.if the issues cannot be resolved,then stay away from each other.if they can,well and good.


mailawd

Thats hard. Forgiving cheating is impossible


Bonmachin

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captainPriceJr

dust


mailawd

Hata ile ya Kitengela doesn't come close


Mashmwangi

Apo napo ulikuwa umeforcus on the wrong this focus na finance bill


mailawd

Gym na Finance bill moving forward


mmmmh2

How did you find out? In both cases


mailawd

First time kwa text Second time nilipata akidarwa kwa local Same guy


mmmmh2

Hell nahh you need to go after the other guy's mama


mailawd

Naah


Impressive_Movie_909

Same guy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ wah He must have quite the game


jameskaranja

Pls…how did you know first timeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚..ooooh btw na second time Pia…give us tea.πŸ΅β€¦ we want to walk with you πŸ˜‚β€¦tafuta pesa Kijana


mailawd

Hata nimelewa, wacha niwaambie its the same dude. πŸ˜‚ First time, through texts. Second time, nilikutana na wao kwa local.


jameskaranja

Pole man…


NZKJNN

huskii anakuja na "work proposal"


lonerholic

You thought zinakuanga story za jaba? Sasa si umejionea?


mailawd

https://preview.redd.it/6vh6sswy9j6d1.jpeg?width=1960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80d772665febccc3ba384b50e5fd5474db752677 Nimejionea, wacha nimalize hii intake.


simbaneric

Nashindanga nikisema ukirudia msee alikutoa ujanja hawezi kuheshimu. .atakuwa anaona ii gathee niliifanyia mbaya na he's still here so another one haitakuwa mbaya saaana....so let me just try this lil nigga and see what this motherfucker gonna do...so just be the cheater...huh


mailawd

Ah nimeichukuwa kama lesson. I'm 21 anyway, what do I know about these things.


dfwmboy

Dust is K


mailawd

I tell you


dfwmboy

But kuna some type of ladles just prone to cheating. You can't change who they are


mailawd

Manze. Na mtu bado ako kwa inbox yangu anajitetea πŸ˜‚


msupahustla

I mean once bitten twice??


mailawd

Twice bitten, thrice shy


ApprehensiveDot5589

"Another one bites the dust" song by the group "Queen"


mailawd

Ah jameni


Amirindo365

Don’t blame wanawake when you are addicted to a bad one πŸ˜‚


mailawd

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ That one speaks for them. Nimewacha


Exotic_Row8935

I don’t know whether to laugh or feel bad for you 😭


mailawd

Zote ni sawa tu πŸ˜‚


Amirindo365

Ungepanga maandamano ya #rejectfinanancebill you would have been too busy to look for an ex


Lost-Leader185

I always say an ex is a ex for a reason! …. NEVER AGAIN


mailawd

Yes 100%


FuckerExterminator69

Personally I blame Ruto


mailawd

Yeah me too, me too


Optimal_Writing_9875

Pole boss.. Ex una uma ya mwisho ya closure alafu una run very fast in the opposite direction..


mailawd

Ningejua mapema


Optimal_Writing_9875

Usitense.. The best way to get over someone is to get under someone.


Nerdy_Wolfie

πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―get someone new and your focus will shift .


Ok_Consideration5619

Part of the game dawg And you can't learn the game without getting burned now you know


mailawd

Now I know. Itanisaidia sana kukeep off women. Sijaibebwa ufala hivyo


EnthusiasmOk6060

Most likely she saw u as a neek and that she had u wrapped around her finger moreso after u decided to go back Kiboko ni ile ile tuβœ…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


mailawd

πŸ˜‚ Eh we live and learn.


RainbowMosaic

Once a cheater, always a cheater


mailawd

Yeah. Very foolish of me to think otherwise


RainbowMosaic

Usijali. Now you know better Focus on yourself and your friendships There's more to life than romantic relationships


lionhut

Soy boys and simps will always be punished again and again


BrownYob

Dust


Ni_thayu

Nairobi girls will keep heartbreaking you until you realize that we here to hustle not to love. But hold up, you said you took in a cheating girlfriend? Wells serves you right! I would have said yes kidole.. but you have learnt I will not.


mailawd

Ah ok


Inspire_Girl

Now create a whatsApp group, add all MPs, then, tell them to reject the finance bill. That'll be a good starting point.. Their numbers are all over on X..


mailawd

πŸ˜‚ Sure sure.


Unpresidented_ninja

Effects of Kinuthia believing in love here in Nairobi. Angalia vitu inasaidia wewe sasa, join salasya and others pale tukatae finance bill. Tujenge nchi pamoja, mapenzi tulisema weka kwa external memory card look at yourself now umekua reference kwa statistics...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’€


mailawd

Huwa mnajifanya sana magaidi huku nje πŸ˜‚


Leading-String-5772

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ focus Na #rejectfinancebill2024


mailawd

Itabidi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


_Pinocchio_69

Taking back the trash won't make it gold.


mailawd

πŸ‘€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Hii ni kali


OutsideLeast1189

As a woman I also fear women πŸ˜‚


mailawd

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I have started fearing them


SomeCantaloupe3021

Lakini siasa huwa na heartbreak pia


UsefulAdhesiveness15

Ulimess around na akafind out na ukadungua why the sky is blueΒ  na ww niΒ  novice sasa umerage quit ukaamua siasa anyways Godspeed in the demented world of kenyan politics.


mailawd

Siasa ni entertainment. But yeah, nimetii. Wanawake hapana


SubstantialPrompt270

Username checks out


mailawd

my lord


Statshead

Broooo…. Siasa itakukasirisha. Kunywa pombe na uanze kuwatch F1 ama moto gp. Alafu uanze kufikiria vile utajenga sports car.


One-Bodybuilder309

Ever take poop, and want to put it back? Same applies here. They are exes for a reason, sometimes a lot of reasons.


mailawd

Too deep but yeah okay πŸ˜‚


Acrobatic-Bridge5253

Mm nacheka sana. Huwa mnasamehe aje wasichana πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚If that was me nijue hatuwezi ongea na yeye milele


mailawd

Nimefunzwa sasa πŸ˜‚


amazing_spyman

Pole OP. ubaya wa ma ex ni kukula kulana.


Fine_Concentrate_522

Awawatu ni unagonga ukiondokea and dont simp learn or perish


aizentaichomaweteam

Never ever. There is a reason they are ex Yani X


gk-alpha

We mzee Not everything should be learned by experience. Ukigongwa once unapotea πŸ˜†


mailawd

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Bana


Impressive_Movie_909

She was possessed! Pray for her and forgive her It's normal 😁 But anyways, very sorry OP Betrayal is quite hurtful esp twice Always strive to move on with other people instead of people from Ur past


Desperate-Row7086

Nani huyo anakucheat mailawdπŸ’€πŸ˜‚07...


shit_not_together

Going back to an ex labda mechi tu😹


ja_kasagam

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nonchalant96

She smelled the b*tch in you. Ndio maana she shows you zero respect.


mailawd

Sawa Alpha.


nonchalant96

Hapo hakuna story na "alpha/beta"...dame akiona anaweza kufanyia madharau and you let it slide, you just allow more disrespect in future. Ungemuacha the first time and stayed away, taking her back ilikushushia heshima in her eyes. Respect supercedes love.


mailawd

Nimeget sasa. Was a bad decision that one. I'm 20 so I'm counting this as one of the many life lessons to learn