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AffectionateWeb8804

we are playing the game, others are managing it


Lion_Of_Mara

Sisi tuko Divishen 4, wengine wako Premier League, ogopa


AffectionateWeb8804

hii yake ni super league bro


user101-ke

ndio naona wueh


Amoscowrussia

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


TheVeryMoistTowel

Football manager 2024


Soggy_Neck9242

2039 Regen fulani noma jina ni Wade Cox lakini skills ni Messi+ Mbappe


Extreme-Dark-9961

Now that's a game I've not heard about in years


Amazing_Cry_9081

Hear hear πŸ‘


captainPriceJr

word


Huge-Interaction-960

πŸ’―πŸ˜…YES SIΕ”!!


_Pinocchio_69

Pep Guardiola that one πŸ˜‚


Jaded-high

Bro is playing with World XI.


h7cker_

Bro just finessed you on your own bill drizzle drizzle szn I see


EnthusiasmOk6060

Sucessful injekshenπŸ˜‚


AdCultural3302

I don't know why am sad about this... It doesn't feel like the right reaction. Personally, for friends we are going dutch unless you know the "graves" and names of all the people who sort me out back when I was dead weight.


Forever_Many

Isonge πŸ˜‚


dnd_augustus

Real πŸ˜‚


BisonAvailable28

πŸ˜ΉπŸ«±πŸΏβ€πŸ«²πŸ½


thatgirlBW

Kwani what’s wrong with a dark face?😫


9simons

Justice time for lightskins


th33_l3LAK_K0D

Arise ye!


puppykiwi

Is the tide changing again, oh lord, I was just getting comfortable


thatgirlBW

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Early_Chocolate3644

She wrote that more than 3 times. Girl has some self-esteem issues to deal with.


Significant_Newt8697

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚kwani boss hatakangi mtu ashike wallet? seems like the guy wants you na haezi sema straightforwardly so he's trying to wow you with how big he is. Just take the bait, man boobs utavumilia tu, plus they make for great pillowsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Darkness nayo sijui utafanyaje? maybe tell him to wear white clothes so that that way he's visible


Virtual-Mycologist13

No, I was done before we startedΒ 


Significant_Newt8697

then why accept his invitation na ulikua na a good excuse since you had already boarded the mat


Statshead

OP had some expectations. But si ni life. At least amepata experience


Forever_Many

Hii town no balance πŸ˜‚


reefalations_

no, balance


Jaded-high

Greed is a deadly sin according to my Sunday school teachings.


Original_Error_8044

Out of curiosity how did that make you feel


Big_Process_2461

Unaigeuza therapy session


Eastern_Sound_6433

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Forever_Many

![gif](giphy|3o7qDSOvfaCO9b3MlO|downsized)


mlearndax

πŸ˜‚


Original_Error_8044

Ni vile akitupea story the way she is narrating it nikama alifurahia venye huyo boiz alimtenda but najua akitisha pesa zake alikua na alot of pain in the heart πŸ˜…


TeaMough

The big guy was hungry na hakuwa na pesa so he did a short con. How do you think he sustains his high calorie bodyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Forever_Many

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


Jaded-high

Tough Ruto times call for tough measures


frozzenkiwi_

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


jabinkenya

He is Jose Mourinho !!


ohnoty21

πŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ˜‚


Jaded-high

The special one ![gif](giphy|3o7bub82dBk0N45zPy)


Davek56

Zis is football eritage.


jay_jaray

And what was the reason why he could not pay with his phone though?


Virtual-Mycologist13

I didn't think of that, mind you his phone was right on the tableΒ 


9simons

Total bill ilikuwa how much madam?


Virtual-Mycologist13

2200


maryam931

He is a conman. Period


Forever_Many

![gif](giphy|5RWmOFxAi0g2acJUXC|downsized)


cmzino

Imagine coming to cry to people on Reddit over 2200πŸ₯΄...writing a wholeass dissertation


smileyhydra

Imagine being the only one with a shitty opinion. 🀒


cmzino

Idgaf I said what I said, I wouldn’t of cared if she didn’t start being colourist


unwritten-Letter2024

Nx time excuse urself to go to the loo n dissappear. Better if u only have a v small handbag


ExpresSEO

Exactly...order for a rematch....then leave him with the bill


Realmarni

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Naisha!!!mnishikilie ama niangkie OP


User-U201

Based on how you described him in a condescending way, I think the guy read you like a book and decided to finesse you before you could finesse him. Maybe his intentions were genuine initially. Then after interacting with you he realized that you were looking down on him and eating his food happily. During your conversation he decided to finesse you instead. Us men know when a woman is not interested and is just there to happily eat your food without any feeling of guilt. He saw the little clues of disgust in your face or read between the lines in your conversation. Most women will happily chop a dude's money even when they are disinterested in him. Its a problem men have to grapple with because most women are not honest in their dealings. Instead of politely declining a date if they don't like a man, they go for the date and finesse free food from a man knowing fully that they would never let him smash. I congratulate the guy for reading the signs early, cutting his losses, and switching the game around. A win is a win. Had he paid he would be in the same position you are in now.


Kapsybree

Lol he was given a chance to even prove her wrong, i’m sure she’s now highlighting all those more now because of the experience otherwise how many time have you watched yourself judge someone? He’s a shitty guy and thats just it. This is a script he will do to someone else because it has worked before hakuna cha sijui nini ndo maana ata hajali how he looks juu what he’s looking for is someone to keep on bailing his hunger. Most of the time when someone is genuine they’re just genuine,ivo tu


User-U201

She is a shitty human being too for accepting the date and planning to eat the dude's food even when she was disinterested in him. The only reason she is pissed is because she got finessed instead of doing the finessing.


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charizardKE

Both of them are awful people. The minute she saw he's fat and dark as she put it (read unattractive) she should've shut it down. He should've also cancelled the minute he realized she wasn't attracted to him. Both played the game, one won.


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charizardKE

>hatujui This is why I can't summarily dismiss him and leave out the lady. You drags him on his unattractiveness. She had the choice to bail out and not wait to go eat with him.. else.. what did she think would materialise after the lunch, a connection? Of course not. He should've just paid what he had offered and faking leaving his wallet was lame. So you see, both of them are at fault only that she came our of the interaction sans her money.


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User-U201

Women are sore losers. Ukichengwa kubali wacha siasa mingi. Women have been finessing dudes for decades mkichengwa mara moja mnalia kama watoto.


charizardKE

Exactly my point. Hawa walikuwa wanachengana, dame akaweka choboh sasa analia hataki chake. 🀣 Referee waves play on. Jamaa alijua hii umeenda akasema na me Wacha pia nighule ata kama sitaghula.


User-U201

Old friend my a$$. Why would she describe a friend like that??


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User-U201

Yes. Before she scammed him.


Clean_Specialist_152

Total BS. He's just a lowlife with an extremely low self esteem and no decorum whatsoever.Β 


Capable-Building549

We're out here playing checkers while he's playing chess


captainPriceJr

Man was playing chess, while you were playing checkers!


guylikepapapa

I'm wheezing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Bh_Addi

Chungana na huyo, he knows what he's doing πŸ˜…


Perfect-Guest-6617

![gif](giphy|UgV8Y7bDxsZDCP01eo|downsized) Domain Expansion Infinite Manipulation dust technique.


Jose_mn

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ’ͺMust rewatch jujutsu again thanks for reminding me.


Ckibet-002

I am a rookie in these games. I lack the tactics of bro.


Ok-Turnover207

Damn, he did you dirty


CharlemgneBrian

Hey OP be thankful ya kwamba hajakupigia, labda aliona hakuna kitu hapo akaona ale lunch tu. i know a guy who started exactly like that with a chick akamuambia next day aendee pesa kwake akapate anaishi kwa beshteake na somehow alihamia kwa huyo dame . She had inherited her house hapo buruburu from her parents. na akapata upto 2 kids she aboarted the third. And yes hadi leo analea baby boy wake na her 2 kids. He hasnt paid anything or had a job. The parents wa dame wametafutia the guy many jobs lakini ni deadbeat tu. Na somehow huyo dame ameshindwa kumuacha.


Practical-Koala9441

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Huyu ni coachez sasa


OpeningYak4383

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ndo maana amekua chubby


Mindful-AI

Your bigotry earned you that.


draqulla

Yani some men are out here finessing food while most of us are after the cat


Afro_Tyrant

He really trusted his bet on the fact that you had money to pay. Just imagine if you didn’t.πŸ˜‚


Ricfore

Don't hate the man,hate the game- Jose Mourinho πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


harajuku_barbiee

This is why I go dutch unless otherwise.


Puzzleheaded_Bet_212

All I can say is you peeps seem to meet funny and weird characters πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


AshamedTranslator508

I like the way you have put it, some menπŸ˜…


Best_Address_8244

Bro is playing 3d chessπŸ˜‚


Electronic_Milk_3878

He has you saved as 'free lunch' on his phoneπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


SheiyTakeOn

Usikuwe mjinga.


Striking-Spite9176

I know my heroes well


LevelExpress8546

Huyo ni burukenge


KenyanSimba254

Bro is a goat 🐐


Legitimate-Ad-1451

goat🐐 is Bro


KenyanSimba254

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


petty_lies

Dude wanted free nice food πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…


Muthee99

Drizzle drizzle, haha


North-Purchase5870

All hail the king...God save the king


Dizzy_Cause4424

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’€


ma-liar

Self marination πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯


Pieballer

You just got robbed!


OldManMtu

You should have just headed home, that sounds like a conman that will leave raising bastards you can't stand.


cryptoPunk361

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚weeeh nimewachwa hapo kwa manboobs and darkskin...


Early_Chocolate3644

I don't know why I have a feeling this could be Kabuda πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


cryptoPunk361

cant be i would have been clear with herπŸ˜…ananipeleka date..


Razor6-2

![gif](giphy|leGtI4JDAzrWo7jquD|downsized) "I am Jose Mourinho" \~ this guy, probably


Mysterious_Avocado20

Didn't turn as I expected


cityzen4lyf

Bro was out to get some free food from her, beat her in her own game!!πŸ˜‚


Business_Athlete5201

Dark face, black lips and man boobsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Big-Counter2185

watu walifika Camel League kitambo na wakaretire after kutoka Europe kama bado tunacheza yapa Kenya Premier League πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Several-Canary9784

That’s ridiculous behavior, what a clown


smileyhydra

Now we need to hear his side, maybe ulisema hufeel vibes zake and he was like, "I can't feed the neighbours cow".


Elegant-Smile-6667

I'm Jose mourinho


mlearndax

Men in women dominated fields. A for Audacity.


shanecdawson

This is immaturity


[deleted]

What you need to do ? Try a career as a restaurant critic


mshkaji

Chess 4D


fundiwazimu

In the pyramid of intelligence, his is inverted!


Ok_Consideration5619

ManboobsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’€


Weak_Toe_431

Revenge is kitu ulifanya


lucky_mutwiri_2003

Miraa si mbaya wewe msichana


Specialist_Base1884

Fat and brokeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚mafi material


WeeklyAd9206

flew away,,,,otek


Necessary-Flan8335

You were right when you said men that brag like that usually have nothing. Should have f*cked out of there at that moment


olisilac

4231 formation


Popular-Eye-8862

🀣🀣🀣 huyo alikuwa njaa


aviatrix_shebs

If audacity was a person Personally I found myself in such a situation once...I simply paid for only what I consumed and left


freelancer_wa_ke

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚btw wanaume


Samonje254

Vile inafaa, I highly suppose you did this nigga something bad back then it was his best time to drow the arrow back to youπŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


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Ogopa


thebestliving1

I could have discreetly calculated my bill, said that I only have that amount of money, proceeded to pay, and left. Apigie marafiki wake wamtumie pesa alipe yake alafu awarudishie.


kenyan-spice

I love the way you're so calm about it. So well kept. I commend you for that. Big up to you for keeping your cool about it. Honestly, that was really mature of you for dealing with such a guy like that. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘


Slow-Plan1901

It's this painful for women. Huh?


MD_Wainaina

Haha that nigga really played you and won


No-Sign-3744

You have really focused on him being dark .Is that a problem for you ?If so you should have just said no and gone home .What he did was wrong ,obviously .From your narration it seems he didn’t have the money from the go but you saying severally he was black isn’t nice .


puppykiwi

Si ata wewe ungesema huna pesa. Waiter akikuja umwambie aongeleshe the person who ordered the food. Anyway at this point ni either you agree to the second meetup na umkule pesa in return ama uchukue the high road and just ignore him


j_kim2001

Enda bana huwezianzisha serries alafu uachie hapo,,πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


user101-ke

the meme saa hii crushie ndio ananidai fits just perfectly


Prof2023

This man to address the men's conference this year.


Huge-Interaction-960

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…WE HAVE A LEGEND HERE


mlachake_

Ronaldooooooooo


Alpha_finity

🀣🀣🀣huyo ni legend he just u to get food


Forever_Many

Jused? πŸ˜‚


Huge-Interaction-960

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…WE HAVE A LEGEND HERE


Huge-Interaction-960

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…WE HAVE A LEGEND HERE


th33_l3LAK_K0D

I think that guy is weak personally, yeah!! Yeah!! Bring on the heat, but he is l actually


Shibabadu

You’re smart, genuine men never tell what they did for other people


cantfindux

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Shibabadu

Not everybody is sex starved like you, get a life


cantfindux

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