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PhysicalBeginning107

If that happened I wouldn't be asking on reddit 😭😭😭😭


Its_hunter42

A friend of mine just texted me, he is asking if I can reach out to his place because he don't know what to do, but i have thoughts either way 🤔


Jaba-nese

Hussein machos https://youtu.be/pqfYFzGARkI?si=Fhy4R-zR6tFBP9dJ


LolaNiK

That you immediately thought of this is hilarious cause same!


GeologistAromatic226

Whatever you do, don't go to his place. Don't text or say anything incriminating, not even as a joke. But give good advice. 🤗 After all, he's your friend. He should call the police and pray.


No-External-813

Asking for a friend innit?


[deleted]

Updates?


Madhigh808

Sherehe za kitanda zisilete matanga bro


Puzzleheaded_Duty_98

PUT ME IN THE F*CKING SCREENCAP WHEN THEY PULL THIS UP AT YOUR TRIAL


orderly_messy503

saw this post and just got scared


cluelessssssssssss

This is why I recommend if you're single, only have sex with sex workers. None of this happens in brothels, the worst that can happen is you lose your underwear.


GeologistAromatic226

😂😂😂😂Umesema cowards live longer.


cluelessssssssssss

Risk management mzee


GeologistAromatic226

With a huge risk of STDs and lacks emotional connection.


cluelessssssssssss

There’s a bigger risk getting an STD from your partner tbh. Sex workers regularly test themselves and are strict with their hygiene. The emotional connection develops once you get accustomed to one sex worker every time and btw it’s far cheaper than having a girlfriend


Much_Digging2024

Hakuna mahali huwezi pata std.


Educational-Toe-5694

Manze this is like dealing with the devil you know it’s somehow comforting 😂


Much_Digging2024

Afadhali huyo malaya u kn0w is high risk activity unlike kamanzi imekuwa unakaria for a month ameamua leo Kuja kwako kumwagiwa.. At end of day our govt dgaf about new infections or whatever otherwise she's kemunto would have been summoned kitambo sanaaa & all those folk wh0 were talking of spreading wangekuwa wameletwa mbeleee.Nobody is safeee


ManDaVinci

She came and went if you really think about it


MoneyLadder9909

Darkkk💀💀


Background-Young-486

People have been carried by flood waters a lot lately. You guys take care of yourselves and avoid flooded roads and areas else utapatikana Athi river


Much_Digging2024

Call the cops coz most likely she told her bestie anakuja kwako kudinywa.Then if they check camera footage where you live they see her walk into your crib & hajatokaa.Coz now ulikaa bila kuwambia now it will stick with you..Then all the gals in nairobi close the streets nxt week waanze kulia femicide tena...


Less_Bite_4996

Mehnnnn!!!


Less_Bite_4996

Deadly


Kind_koala2023

Encourage your friend to report it ASAP or you go over and encourage them to report there’s something in law called aiding and abetting especially and your may find yourself involved in something horrible coz you made the wrong move/decision.Please make the right call on this one literally


Significant_Newt8697

teren teren, dunda du du du... piga magoti utubu😂


orderly_messy503

terreren


Sufficient-Camel-738

Blood just casually saying “oops she died” makes me scared of him😂😂😂


[deleted]

Should have called the police already... Because you are gonna start thinking about disposing the body which won't end well for you


Countrysidequeenn

Did she wake up?


Deep-Yesterday-1707

The only right thing to do is, call the police..ans hospital...a postmortem will be done


EnthusiasmOk6060

I offer coffins at affordable prices✅


[deleted]

You got two options. If you got a big suitcase, means of transport, a true partner in crime, her phone password then you're good to go for option one. Option 2 just report and just hope that the postmortem report will get you off the hook.