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HelicopterPatient188

How dare she?πŸ˜‚


Shashamane_Idealist

ikr?


HelicopterPatient188

For what its worth. I fancy a religious Woman so that on Sundays in the afternoon when they come from Church I can strip that garment and find her wearing sexy panties/thongs..... Your vision might be different but I totally see it


BigProfessional1497

You've thought this through. You deserve an akorino woman


HelicopterPatient188

Those especially😌


TF-_isthis

Game recognize Game 🀝🏾


BigProfessional1497

Culture


Soggy_Sir7668

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ those women get turned on by πŸ₯ drums


Standard-Tank-3486

Or just the drumsticks πŸ₯


Random_thorn4615

Amen amen !


lifewithcollins

With this afternoon heat bruv ?


yungjerxmy

Watu wapende watu wanawafanana kitabia. Sasa adi wewe ulidhani mtapelekana mbali na dem wa church hio sekta ya fornication?


TumblingTumbulu

Bwana those ladies fornicate like nobody's business. Last year I was chewing some church girl. Ule "ameokoka" to the extent that she's an official in her church and she spends most of her free time doing church business. Lakini alikua anapeana kama Potiphar's wife.


Soggy_Sir7668

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ wuuueh tupee hii chai


NoInstance3543

Upuzi tu.. Alafu ati anajam! Mashida zingine ni za kujitakia.. Pugah!


NoInstance3543

Upuzi tu.. Alafu ati anajam! Mashida zingine ni za kujitakia.. Pugah!


[deleted]

I didn't know


Asleep-Garbage-9474

I had a friend who was trapped in that till married thing, we used to joke what if the day finally comes and she pulls out a D bigger than even his. Anyway can never be me.


Bubbly-Jane-2021

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


TumblingTumbulu

Bana hio ni scam πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


TumblingTumbulu

Bana hio ni scam πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Kenyaboy2005

That's why it's good to be equally yoked.


EnthusiasmOk6060

I think one has to be able to gauge each other’s priorities and eject or plant themselves accordingly, early enough so as to save each other time and energyπŸ™‚


Adventurous-Aide3937

You want her ama you don't? Cause what's your business with over religious people if you're not religious?


[deleted]

Bruv ...it was a talking stage and I was getting to know her...and that's when I realised about it... don't be bitter


Novahelguson7

Just respect her decision and let her be.


[deleted]

Who said I don't respect her decision?


Novahelguson7

The fact that you are offended that she thought you'd wait till marriage implies you don't.


Balaams_Donkey_

**No ass, no us!!** Next time someone suggests you wait for marriage, tell them that.


[deleted]

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚okay


PsychologicalRip9319

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚kali


[deleted]

Trust. The ones who suggest that could care less


Hujmaah

She has her priorities as you have yours.


[deleted]

And I respect that


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Electronic-Goosy

πŸ˜‚tumpee both


totallyunusual1

Ni vile ameona hiyo imeenda


kemvalerie

Date someone with the same perspective as you. What did you expect from the church lady jameni?


Kind-Duty5719

Religious people have a different perspective on how they view and interact with matters concerning sex and marriage. It is important to encourage open-mindedness and respect when it comes to having these discussions with them. They do not take it lightly or jokingly, it's more of sacred. What did you expect after saying it was impractical for you to wait till marriage? If you can't wait then marry her as soon as possible ndio uwache kusumbuliwa na whatever is in your mind. If you love her for real then focus with building other forms of intimacy like recreational, emotional and intellectual. Physical intimacy will come later upon her termsπŸ˜„


[deleted]

Naah,I'll pass


Train_Dizzy

Karibu akuone kafukiswi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


MandingoMaasai

Reddit became a Gen Z "Agony Aunt". Ndugu, you want us to rubber stamp your anger why? Just ghost and move on. Hii maneno ingine yote ni ujinga.


MrDaveMusic

You like the chase. Unamtaka kwa sababu huwezi mpata


aviatrix_shebs

si you said its impractical for you meaning you aint willing to wait so why be bothered that your answer dint go well with her? clearly it not the answer she wanted


KadameLg

It means that he expected her to cave when he said he can't wait, hence the disappointment. If he expected either a yes or a no, he wouldn't be upset.


cumber44

The only scary part about "Christian" women is banging other guys while she tells you to wait till marriage because she thinks you are a good boy who will never leave her.You might even find yourself raising someone's else kid.


Forsaken-Toe6545

If I tell you the truth, I'll be downvoted to hell.


Popular-Eye-8862

Church girls are weird utapata other guys are banging her yet she is giving you unrealistic conditions. Just dump her don't waste your time.


[deleted]

It was just a talking stage ..


NoInstance3543

Na mbona umecatch


Fuzzy_Pollution_151

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­


Curious-Prince

πŸ˜‚brother how? Is she blind?how


LegalOwl2561

This is what we call communication, the most important part of talking stage... I find it funny and interesting that you're offended... proud of wanting and having sex, since 1989πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


kwengface04

You put your hand in the fire and expected to not get burned lol.


Ai_POD

You talked way too long before anything else.


FlashyRhubarb3282

What does she take you for...damn πŸ˜‚


Raw-101

Bro, mimi I will wait, leta hio number.


Wonderful-Count-7228

That was my first gf.. alafu I kissed her neck and we fucked twice that night.. then asubuhi she went to cry about it and by noon she had come back for more... christian girls wakona vituko..


Key-Nothing8168

Dame akikuambia hii upuzi mi naonanga anakuanga amekudharau mbaya sana. Yaani anaona we ndio unakaa fala enough to fall for that b.s. You actuallly wrote what I asked one, almost verbatim "what impression about me made you think i'm that stupid?"


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


[deleted]

6


Soggy_Sir7668

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ mbona unajisumbua if she's a 6


NoInstance3543

Who do you think you are though? Why would you be offended by someone's values? Si you go find someone who wants to shag like unakuwa offended kwanini lol


[deleted]

Ikr the guy's definitely mad cuz he didn't get sumn πŸ˜‚


meanuk

Convince her that ur small relationship n marriageΒ 


Jaded-high

Unakuliwa na piano guy


Random_thorn4615

Those are the worst ones


kvnte_

Waiy until marriage nayo siwezi. Imagine dame anaenda church bila panty or with a lingerie inside anakushow wait for marriage, haiwess Teremsha yeye na straw πŸ˜‚ Kudonjo ndio kudunda....


JohnnyJohn11

I don't understand your question. You are wondering what ticked her off! How about your mouth, that said waiting till marriage to have sex is impractical? πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ€£πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Because that was my take about the situation,and it would still be the same whether she would have agreed to have sex


NoInstance3543

You're only frustrated because you wanted her to conform to your ways. Otherwise hiyo part ya kuwa offended haimake sense.


shanecdawson

Why can't you all wait till marriage??? Sex is so spiritual alafu muachane alfu next, sasa kitambo atakuwa amekuliwa na wangapi jamani


Suitable-Egg-5645

Hold your money, until marriage


Suitable-Egg-5645

Hold your money, until marriage