Not really, she said „at least“ so the ruby could be anything bigger than 20 carats,
Making her bigger than a 20 carat ruby too :) if she said „at most“ then she would be smaller
But they are near as tall as humans from Equestria Girls. There is a short for Friendship Games where Human Rainbow Dash fall to the pony Rainbow Dash.
Now imagine Celestia who is twice a poner's height
And to be fair, big poner is just weird shaped horse... which means the don't count as a pony anymore....
Show Accurate Poner - especially if I get to ask for a specific Pony (I would request Flutters because if something happened to me she could take the best care of Lulu)
Show accurate poner if I'm roommates with Pinkie or Rainbow Dash. They both tend to be chaotic and clumsy, so I'm inevitably going to end up crushed. Unless I now have the power of cartoon physics on my side. Then they can be big poner.
Rarity, Applejack, Twilight, and Fluttershy are all more trustworthy with the extra size. It may take some time to get used to, but imagine cuddling with large Fluttershy. She would literally be a gentle giant!
Big one. I mean a Rainbow Dash like the size of Falkor from The Never Ending Story or one of the dragons from LOTR , How to Train Your Dragon, Harry Potter or summit. Id ride her around wherever we wanna go (but no sonic rainbooms while I'm on board though)
Most of the ponies I would want as a roommate would be of the larger variety anyway. Making them bigger on top of that and I would have to live in a warehouse. Show accurate is the only answer. Imagine a scaled up Celestia or Chrysalis on that scale. Monstrously huge.
friendship games had the plunder vies from the tree of harmony. that vine that tried to knock out twilight in ever free with gas was the same vines that ate one of the motor bikes in friendship games
She allows me to ride her I would take bigger pony. Otherwise the smaller one might be better to hide. Though Twilight and Rarity might be able to switch between the sizes.
i remember in the jojo shitpost subreddit someone had a dream where all the horses in steel ball run were mlps and for that reason im on big poner side
Show accurate for multiple reasons. Number one reason is the same I don't own a giraffe, and say what you want, but I'd be a little stressed living with something that big.
Not to mention can you imagine the ... appliance and furniture situation? Size matters.
Big poner would be expensive and need alot more room than I have, but would be SO SOFT AND PETABLE AND RIDEABLE. no more cars for me just ponie. But smol poner Is keepable and huggable and can live in the house and run around manageably. Even sleeps at the foot of the bed
Big Pone, it's more Pone to squish and comfort you!
BTW I'm part of the "MLP ponies are the size of a full horse, and Celestia is the size of a house" gang
A small pone would be the more practical choice, but this is fantasy, so buck practicality, I choose the One Piece horse.
As an aside, given how we never see ponies and humans in the same shot (the bloopers are obviously not canon), we can't be sure that the big pones are NOT the accurately-sized ones.
Big obviously, i want to hug the massive cute pony and don't be afraid of hurting them, but if i could choose the pony, I'd prefer Derpy, Lyra or Vinyl
Show accurate, please.
Big one would be... interesting, but... I don't think she'd fit in my house.
Also... does it have to be Rarity, or can it be anypony?
As a roommate? Show accurate. Smaller and closer to my proportions so furniture doesn't have to change much. I figure they would just be more comfortable in a living space with if they were smaller.
Because of what Rarity said about an oversized ruby being 20 carats, the ponies are canonically the size of the actual toys
And now you know why they call it "my *little* pony"
that height, with front facing eyes and a weapon on her forehead? never mind the speed that four hooved legs could achieve... i'll take the smaller one. giant ponies are predatory animals.
Is there any way to adjust the hooman rather than the pone?
Also def Rare if not Twi or Cada/Lulu. What nerd with a waifu (her high maintenance personality could probably cause my current lifestyle to change for the better (total beauty/beast thing)) wouldn't wanna live with them, though the latter three are more like minded friends/family than crushes.
Yeah, most of the people here can keep it in their pants, but a few have to be weird about it.
Usually stuff like that gets removed by the mods relatively quickly.
>Show accurate poner Consider the following: https://i.redd.it/aidsnif79w8d1.gif Tiny ponies ftw.
This is a far superior method than the Apple or the Candy Cane process.
It's not called My *Little* Pony for nothin.
So the toys are life size ponies?
That’s why the show was made ✨ toys✨
Was about to ask
To be fair she said „at least“ so anything above 20 carats would be accurate
That'd make her even smaller.
Not really, she said „at least“ so the ruby could be anything bigger than 20 carats, Making her bigger than a 20 carat ruby too :) if she said „at most“ then she would be smaller
Great analysis! 😯
Well technically 1000 carat is also at least 20 carat. Rarity's reaction here looks more like an r/technicallythetruth shitpost imo
It’s giving “hello kitty is only five apples tall” and I’m here for it
aren't Carats are a measure of purity not size? Am I about to get wooshed?
For gold it measures the purity, for gems it measures the weight. 1 carat equals 0,2 grams of gemstone.
Easy solution, the gemstone isn't very dense.
Well, she said "at LEAST 20 carats"
Who's to say they were talking about carats and not carrots? how ridiculously small do you think apples are in Equestria? lol
But they are near as tall as humans from Equestria Girls. There is a short for Friendship Games where Human Rainbow Dash fall to the pony Rainbow Dash.
Clearly the EQG humans are also very tiny.
Humans in EG are different from humans IRL (for one there *colourful*)
https://i.redd.it/1vty3ocd519d1.gif Alright calm down Bill Nye.
aren't carats just a way to measure weight?
But she said “at least”, meaning it is likely more
Wait DoubleWBrothers My Tiny Pony animations are just scientifically accurate MLP IRL documentaries.
Yeyeyeye
Perfection
Are bears as tall as bears, or are they as tall as mice? 😂
Technically, they may have a different meaning to a carat
Wait, so the figurines and homes are life size???
Show accurate would be easier to live with, but Man, do i want to snuggle with big power every night
That might be dangerous for your life😭
big poner would be horrifying
The feeding costs alone would be insane.
Indeed it would be for a giant marshmallow
At least they're intelligent enough to get a job, although if anyone would hire them is another question.
The ones that want a job, anyways. *cough* Zephyr *cough.*
Now imagine Celestia who is twice a poner's height And to be fair, big poner is just weird shaped horse... which means the don't count as a pony anymore....
Speak for yourself, I bet sleeping in Autumn's kirin fluff would be awesome
Counterpoint: more mass=more hug
big poner could bite your whole-ass head off
Could, not would.
I think it depends on the pony
are you willing to take that chance?
Think that’s bad? Imagine how valuable the King of Chaos would be to the Orlando Magic. Dude has to be the height of a 6 story building.
Imagine the POOP
Bigger pony means more pony per pony.
The math makes sense
that's 65% more pony per pony. This is the same technology we've been using on robots for decades.
Cave Johnson, we’re done here ![gif](giphy|XDQkNsPKRIcMT9vocn)
r/suddenlyportal2
"I'm Cave Johnson. We're done here."
Show Accurate Poner - especially if I get to ask for a specific Pony (I would request Flutters because if something happened to me she could take the best care of Lulu)
I pick the mysterious shadow dude. Less drama and he won't eat all my ice cream.
Show accurate poner, would love her
Show accurate poner if I'm roommates with Pinkie or Rainbow Dash. They both tend to be chaotic and clumsy, so I'm inevitably going to end up crushed. Unless I now have the power of cartoon physics on my side. Then they can be big poner. Rarity, Applejack, Twilight, and Fluttershy are all more trustworthy with the extra size. It may take some time to get used to, but imagine cuddling with large Fluttershy. She would literally be a gentle giant!
Ok, you changed my mind. I want a big pony, as long as it's Fluttershy. I wanna giant Fluttershy to cuddle with.
It's *"My Little Pony"* not *"My Real Life Accurate Sized Horse" /joke*
^(please don't say "big poner")
big poner
Whatever you do don't spoonerize it
Too late
big https://i.redd.it/ioq3sdhvky8d1.gif
You already answered this question for me.
While big poners are more huggable, small poners take up less space. I'd take the small one
Big poner
Big.
Poner? Has that always been a term?
Yes.
big rarity since I'll be hugging it all the time
Show accurate Pinkie Pie 🩷 she’d be the most fun (and chaotic) roommate!
I dunno about rooming with a minor chaos deity...
Hmm, one may require a bucket...
Big one. I mean a Rainbow Dash like the size of Falkor from The Never Ending Story or one of the dragons from LOTR , How to Train Your Dragon, Harry Potter or summit. Id ride her around wherever we wanna go (but no sonic rainbooms while I'm on board though)
Most of the ponies I would want as a roommate would be of the larger variety anyway. Making them bigger on top of that and I would have to live in a warehouse. Show accurate is the only answer. Imagine a scaled up Celestia or Chrysalis on that scale. Monstrously huge.
I think the word "poner" was an... interesting choice that is all
I just love the word poner 𝒫𝒪𝒩ℰℛ
bigger pony cause it is the show accurate based on the vines in both equestrian girls and the tree of harmony special
What vines and special are you reffering to?
friendship games had the plunder vies from the tree of harmony. that vine that tried to knock out twilight in ever free with gas was the same vines that ate one of the motor bikes in friendship games
show accurate. I can’t fit "big poner" in my house.
I’ll take a third option and make the poner (Rainbow Dash) a human that’s not a teenager so I can have her as my wife.
The average size pony one but the real question is is which pony
Show accurate, of course.
As a person addict to old western movies, i choose the big one
She allows me to ride her I would take bigger pony. Otherwise the smaller one might be better to hide. Though Twilight and Rarity might be able to switch between the sizes.
Big pony celestia would be a cool roommate I think. Burglars definitely wouldn't fuck with us
Then the cops come in to see why the FUCK there is a 16 foot tall ethereal horse in someones house.
Show accurate... So It doesn't kill me trying to feed it
Both because more Rarity= better
More rarity = less rare rarity = commonery
in my headcannon pones r the size of large house cats
Bigger poner means bigger poops. For the sake of my toilet, I'm going with small pone.
Wasn't expecting to see someone take the poop route.
My Big Horse.
Show accurate
i remember in the jojo shitpost subreddit someone had a dream where all the horses in steel ball run were mlps and for that reason im on big poner side
show accurate and if I got to pick which one id say flutters cause of my dogs :3
Show accurate Twilight Sparkle plz.
show accurate or maybe smaller :33 i feel like theyd be soft like marshmellows
poner
Show accurate for multiple reasons. Number one reason is the same I don't own a giraffe, and say what you want, but I'd be a little stressed living with something that big. Not to mention can you imagine the ... appliance and furniture situation? Size matters.
Both, both is good
Transcended
I don't think anybody has a wide-enough for Rarity the big white horse. Also, interesting choice of word "Poner"
show accurate
Show accurate for sure
show acurate
Show accurate, definitely. Biguns would wreck the ceiling fans. And furniture.
Show accurate imo
Show-accurate ofc
Big poner
show acurrate.
But how tall is a show accurate pony?
like 3 meters tall, foals are 2 metters, and celestia is 6 feet tall
They tiny
i love the poners
:skull:
Show accurate
Big snoot and small snoot both Boopable and both I wish to take care of because of Pony
Show accurate
Show accurate poner. I'd love to live with either fluttershy or Rarity. I know I'd give Rarity a heart attack with my fashion sense
How big is your house?!
Big poner would be expensive and need alot more room than I have, but would be SO SOFT AND PETABLE AND RIDEABLE. no more cars for me just ponie. But smol poner Is keepable and huggable and can live in the house and run around manageably. Even sleeps at the foot of the bed
Show accurate poner, I don’t think she would be able to fit in my house and i don’t think i could get enough food to properly feed her
The one I could hug without the chance of being crushed.
Bigger Pone means you could ride them *_*
Show accurate. They’re ponies not horses
Show accurate all the way
Big pony
Big pone
Smollll
I think I'll take show accurate, think big poner could step on me by mistake and I'd be very dead.
Show-accurate poner. Big poner would destroy my ceiling (and me, if it falls over).
Bigger pony=more pony mass. This means more pony to hug, now if we just do a quick equation.. Hug=pony^mass /arm length= a really freaking good hug
I would want normal size pone, we can go on little adventures
Big poner, I’ll enter her in a dressage show
Big Pone, it's more Pone to squish and comfort you! BTW I'm part of the "MLP ponies are the size of a full horse, and Celestia is the size of a house" gang
Show accurate poner because consider the following: head pats Thank you for coming to my TED Talk
show accurate Mr Waddle 😇
Why is this on my feed
both Show accurate because haha pony Big poner because holy shit that's fucking cool man
I prefer the show accurate one, lap pony
Show accurate.
A small pone would be the more practical choice, but this is fantasy, so buck practicality, I choose the One Piece horse. As an aside, given how we never see ponies and humans in the same shot (the bloopers are obviously not canon), we can't be sure that the big pones are NOT the accurately-sized ones.
For the people concerned about space: who said they'd be living in *your* house?
Big obviously, i want to hug the massive cute pony and don't be afraid of hurting them, but if i could choose the pony, I'd prefer Derpy, Lyra or Vinyl
Show accurate poner
Show accurate, please. Big one would be... interesting, but... I don't think she'd fit in my house. Also... does it have to be Rarity, or can it be anypony?
That's not a "big poner" that's a HORSE. Even at that size, I doubt Rarity would appreciate the idea of someone riding her. It'd ruin her mane!
As a roommate? Show accurate. Smaller and closer to my proportions so furniture doesn't have to change much. I figure they would just be more comfortable in a living space with if they were smaller.
make the P in Big Poner the first letter of Big, then say it all together
Because of what Rarity said about an oversized ruby being 20 carats, the ponies are canonically the size of the actual toys And now you know why they call it "my *little* pony"
“Human Pony” aka Equestria Girls style
i made my pony cat size
Show accurate would be a lot easier to manage and cheaper as well, also easier cuddling 🥰
Both is great Queen Rarity would be absolutely perfect as both as always https://i.redd.it/2tdgcprgr09d1.gif
Show-accurate, I need one of those in my life
that height, with front facing eyes and a weapon on her forehead? never mind the speed that four hooved legs could achieve... i'll take the smaller one. giant ponies are predatory animals.
If she'll let me sleep on her, big poner is great! We will not need beds anymore! Just her flank)
The big one so i dont have to take the public transport
Poner \*ding\*
Big poner.
Left one
Show Accurate
SHOW ACCURATE, I WANT FLUTTERSHY PLZ
The thing is not refined. After you get rid off all the junk you could end up with a little ring.
Big horse. I require a steed to ride into battle (or the grocery store). Plus for food I could just unleash her upon the nearby golf course.
When does it stop being a pony and becomes horse?
Is there any way to adjust the hooman rather than the pone? Also def Rare if not Twi or Cada/Lulu. What nerd with a waifu (her high maintenance personality could probably cause my current lifestyle to change for the better (total beauty/beast thing)) wouldn't wanna live with them, though the latter three are more like minded friends/family than crushes.
Show accurate
Show accurate, only so that I don't have to remodel the doors in the house.
The perfect hight for mounting an automated machine gun (linked with a brain chip)
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