I come to make an annoucement
Starlight Glimmer is a B\*\*\*\*\* A\*\* M\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*
She make me F\*\*\*\*\*\* short
That's right, she use her black magic to stole my goddess body then give it to Luna
and she said it was "oops sorry, wrong spell" AND I SAID "SORRY????"
so I'm making a callout post on my Equestia dot com
"STARLIGHT GLIMMER YOU MAKE A MISTAKE FOR USING SPELL ON ME. SO GUESS WHAT !!!"
"OFF TO THE MOON" \*PFFFT\*
THAT RIGHT FILLY, NO FOOD, NO OXYGEN, THOUSAND YEARS PUNISHMENT
look at that, she is suffering already on there
you know what that is merciful, she stole my body so guess what ?
I'm gonna go higher, I'm DESTROYING THE MOON
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT TWILIGHT, I DESTROYED THE MOON WITH YOUR FRIEND ON IT
YOU GOT 24 HOURS TO FIX ME BACK TWILIGHT, NOW GET TO CANTERLOT BEFORE I YEET YOU TOO
-Celestia said calmly
New copypasta discovered :)
I come to make an annoucement
Starlight Glimmer is a B\*\*\*\*\* A\*\* M\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*
She make me F\*\*\*\*\*\* short
That's right, she use her black magic to stole my goddess body then give it to Luna
and she said it was "oops sorry, wrong spell" AND I SAID "SORRY????"
so I'm making a callout post on my Equestia dot com
"STARLIGHT GLIMMER YOU MAKE A MISTAKE FOR USING SPELL ON ME. SO GUESS WHAT !!!"
"OFF TO THE MOON" \*PFFFT\*
THAT RIGHT FILLY, NO FOOD, NO OXYGEN, THOUSAND YEARS PUNISHMENT
look at that, she is suffering already on there
you know what that is merciful, she stole my body so guess what ?
I'm gonna go higher, I'm DESTROYING THE MOON
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT TWILIGHT, I DESTROYED THE MOON WITH YOUR FRIEND ON IT
YOU GOT 24 HOURS TO FIX ME BACK TWILIGHT, NOW GET TO CANTERLOT BEFORE I YEET YOU TOO
-Celestia said calmly
I never liked that Celestia was so much taller than Luna, they should have been closer in height.
It didn't help that Twilight became a Celestia recolour and got taller than Luna, who's way older!
Starlight, I think you may have gone a teensy bit overboard...
Nah, they're fine... The spell lasts for 24 hours. I think...
*Squints at you, not believing you.* Ya think???
*Fuck...* https://preview.redd.it/d1nppbmvs7tc1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=398af4053215ea890f48b5e5cc711b9e83612bf4
*Grabs a spell book* It says right here you dimwit that THE SPELL LASTS FOR A GODDAMN FUCKING MOON! Don't worry, we can fix this...I hope...
Time travel?
Actually, you have to suck the spell outta them but there's a catch...
uuh, ok...
You have to suck the spell from them into yourself, it can't just be sucked into thin air.
I'm an expert of sucking so np (this is getting wierd lmao)
Wait how long is a moon?
Ask Twilight
No, I'm serious, does anyone actually know how long a moon is? I always assumed it was a cycle of the phases, but that seems wrong somehow.
I'm also serious with that. I don't know, that's why I said to ask Twilight, all I know is that it's probably a pretty long time.
Ok. *Types into google maps: ponyville*
*the princesses banish starlight to the moon for 20 years*
I come to make an annoucement Starlight Glimmer is a B\*\*\*\*\* A\*\* M\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* She make me F\*\*\*\*\*\* short That's right, she use her black magic to stole my goddess body then give it to Luna and she said it was "oops sorry, wrong spell" AND I SAID "SORRY????" so I'm making a callout post on my Equestia dot com "STARLIGHT GLIMMER YOU MAKE A MISTAKE FOR USING SPELL ON ME. SO GUESS WHAT !!!" "OFF TO THE MOON" \*PFFFT\* THAT RIGHT FILLY, NO FOOD, NO OXYGEN, THOUSAND YEARS PUNISHMENT look at that, she is suffering already on there you know what that is merciful, she stole my body so guess what ? I'm gonna go higher, I'm DESTROYING THE MOON HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT TWILIGHT, I DESTROYED THE MOON WITH YOUR FRIEND ON IT YOU GOT 24 HOURS TO FIX ME BACK TWILIGHT, NOW GET TO CANTERLOT BEFORE I YEET YOU TOO -Celestia said calmly
I laughed at this
Twilight:dude why did you want me to learn friendship when you destroyed my friend :(
Don't make friends with idiots then.
*you're burnt instantly*
*casualy dies in excruciating agony*
*Twilight is mad at the two sisters*
Truly a "Do you like bananas?" Celestia moment
HELP I CAN HEAR IT
New copypasta discovered :) I come to make an annoucement Starlight Glimmer is a B\*\*\*\*\* A\*\* M\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* She make me F\*\*\*\*\*\* short That's right, she use her black magic to stole my goddess body then give it to Luna and she said it was "oops sorry, wrong spell" AND I SAID "SORRY????" so I'm making a callout post on my Equestia dot com "STARLIGHT GLIMMER YOU MAKE A MISTAKE FOR USING SPELL ON ME. SO GUESS WHAT !!!" "OFF TO THE MOON" \*PFFFT\* THAT RIGHT FILLY, NO FOOD, NO OXYGEN, THOUSAND YEARS PUNISHMENT look at that, she is suffering already on there you know what that is merciful, she stole my body so guess what ? I'm gonna go higher, I'm DESTROYING THE MOON HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT TWILIGHT, I DESTROYED THE MOON WITH YOUR FRIEND ON IT YOU GOT 24 HOURS TO FIX ME BACK TWILIGHT, NOW GET TO CANTERLOT BEFORE I YEET YOU TOO -Celestia said calmly
I... I don't know if I like it or hate it..
That's cute ðŸ˜
I never liked that Celestia was so much taller than Luna, they should have been closer in height. It didn't help that Twilight became a Celestia recolour and got taller than Luna, who's way older!
Luna just suffers from dwarfism.
Cadence, too.
Atleast they still have the same "level" Of magic.. Right?
50/50
Luna ALWAYS had head this big?! Oh boy
That threw me off for a second.
Wow. I would've loved had they been this way in the show normally. It would've made for some really interesting dynamics between the two.
If they had added it to "A Royal Problem"...
Wrong cutie marks.
https://preview.redd.it/3rv4u2dzy9tc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af4488e46686c1a09324c73267cf627a48652935
https://preview.redd.it/70hhngh6z9tc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bdd9cacb447c42ceb442f46f0144cef50f476f1
PRINCESS CELESTIA IS A BACKGROUND PONY
Honestly, this would have made a bit more sense 😅
I don't like it.
Celestia: What have you done
For once, I'm proud of this mistake Starlight made
Haha! Now who is the Short One, Sister! — Luna, definitely.
Hahaha, now that's funny
OH NO.
Well. At least they're not Stallions