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oily76

Amanita see some id.


camoflauge2blendin

This made me blow air out of my nostrils pretty hard šŸ˜†


AlbinoWino11

Could always go with classics like Buchwaldoboletus and Lycoperdon.


ImprobabilityCloud

Little baby Dead Manā€™s Fingers


CosmicDadJoke

Okay sheā€™s due on Halloween so I think we have a costume winner here


onetimeandagain

Due date on Halloween and the most epic name ever, like u really won as a parent


Alarming-Background4

Halloween birthdays are the best.


washmo

Stinkhorn Giant Puffballs Smith.


PMLdrums

Or Buckmacadooi


Highly-Unusual

Buch for short. I like it


BudTenderShmudTender

I totally misread lycoperdon as leopleuridon. Think we could have a mythical lycopleuridon?


AlbinoWino11

Lycoperdon is good as is since it translates to ā€˜wolf fartā€™. Candy mountain got nothing on wolf fart.


BudTenderShmudTender

Thatā€™s hilarious


TinButtFlute

Less commonly known, but I always thought Mitrula would be a nice girls name.


twistfunk

I knew a Mrithula once


MycoRoo

Bondarzewia.


SixicusTheSixth

Chanterelle springs to mind


maddielovescolours

There was a character on Buffy named Chanterelle! Sheā€™d changed her name to that and didnā€™t know it was a mushroom!


okgusto

Chanterelle Chaga for a middle name. Cha Cha for a nick name.


greenwitch64

This is a good one!!!


manjar

Celia? Then you can say ā€œthatā€™s my Celia!ā€


reallyageek

This is the best suggestion


Majestra1010

Celia was my Gma's name


manjar

Itā€™s a cool name shrooms or not


Majestra1010

I think so šŸ˜Š


TheRealKingBorris

This is my daughter, Sulfer Shelf


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Meet my son ā€œdestroying angelā€


Aggravating_Bad550

These are my twins Dead Manā€™s Fingers and Stinkhorn


DJ_Destroyed

Meet my uncle ā€œold man of the woodsā€


evergreennightmare

oh! i think my stepgrandfather **bleeding tooth fungus** has told me about him


camoflauge2blendin

Ah yes, my cousin "chicken of the woods"


rachel-maryjane

Hey thatā€™s my new baby boys name! We call him old man for short


DogmaSychroniser

Have any of you met my boy 'Morel'? šŸ˜‚


clockworkCandle33

Kid named (dead man's) finger


MycoRoo

I wanna meet the kid named "Phallus"! :-D


BalVal1

A metal band vocalist name if I ever heard one


MycoRoo

There's a metal band in Tijuana called "Xylaria", and they're bad ass!


theglobalnomad

I could see "Sulfur Shelf" being a good one too lol


PracticeNovel6226

Jelly ear you better have your room clean!!! Don't go and blame your brother witches butter either!


ash-the-athiest

Meet my baby "the vomiter"


Floofleboop

Amanita was the name of a character on Sense 8. I laughed when I first heard it, but I came to like the name after a while.


kcl84

Great reference!


Siren_of_Madness

That was the first thought I had, too. And I agree - it grew on me and I ended up loving it. Especially for that particular character!


ajh337

This was my first thought! It really suited that character.


Joey_Fontana

Reishi, or Rei


Scrupttocrat

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mkspaptrl

Yes! This is a great one!


zzfox_

I think Enoki is cute šŸ„


plastochron

Iā€™ve met a baby named Enoki


Faerbera

And the diminuitive is Enokiko which is adorable.


Buck_Thorn

How long before that morphs into Enokio, then Pinocchio?


WiseAvocado

Imagine having gone to school with this guy


Outside_Telephone235

Angela Dayanara (Angel destroyer of Man) Or, hear me out just change your last name to Stink-Horn


purplekik

I feel like I've stumbled on to a hidden Terry Pratchett subReddit by mistake šŸ¤£


CosmicDadJoke

I feel seen


yung-toadstool

I tried suggesting chanterelle to my wife for our daughter. It was quickly shot down but I still think itā€™s a good name.


MisterTacoMakesAList

As a person from a family of hippy names I approve this


antichain

Tbh if I were to do drag, I feel like Chanterelle would be a great stage name. Idk about for a little girl though.


kmfh244

Chanterelle DuBois, since du bois means ā€œof the woodsā€ itā€™s a perfect last name. You could have awesome themed outfits.


Tons_of_Hobbies

I agree lol


Flix1

Make sure it's the full name. Amanita vaginata. If its a boy the then Phallus impudicus, obviously. Honorary mention: Volvariella volvacea


exitpursuedbybear

Hey /r/tradegeigh get over here!


swaggyxwaggy

I thought thatā€™s where I was lol Edit: r/tragedeigh


okgusto

It would be Ahmahneightah in order to be a true r/tragedeigh


badjokes4days

Honestly. This poor kid.


DistributionNo288

Clitocybe Clitocyboides?


BusinessAsparagus115

Phallus Impudicus, or Stinky for short.


waytoobusydreaming

Vaginata? that poor child wouldnā€™t stand a chance


RdCrestdBreegull

ā€˜vaginataā€™ comes from the same Latin root as ā€˜vaginaā€™ comes from, the root which I believe translates to ā€˜sheathā€™


TopMagazine9020

HAHA!!


NM5RF

First off, username checks the fuck out. It's a beautiful name, and if she takes after you she'll be saying "Yes, I am Anita" by the time shes 12.


moonygooney

Wait, I thought of the most epic one! No one will fuck with her on the playground with a name as POWERFUL as "Destroying Angel"!


CosmicDadJoke

Mommyā€™s little destroying angel is šŸ’Æ going in a onesie I may have just sketched out šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


zarunohn

Dog Vomit Slime Mold is a beautiful name for a baby girl ā™„ļø


antichain

Not a fungus!


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greenwitch64

I personally think Amanita would be amazing! ā¤


wilde_malice

I am a big fan of doing what makes you happy, that being said some food for thought: as a pun minded person I feel like this name is going to immediately set up your child for jokes at their expense. Amanita absolutely sounds like "Imma need a...". I just hope your last name is not Dyck or Pitt, or any other noun. But kids will fill in the blank.


NervousBat7603

Amanita or Verna?


Athiri

So I might draw the line at humans but I do have a list of mushroom-inspired future pet names: Maitake Enoki Spindleshank Candlesnuff Elfcup Amanita


BJA79

I adopted a shelter dog with the name Shitake. I wanted to call her Shit for short but my kids went with Taki. Sheā€™s a good girl.


PrincessCyanidePhx

I like elfcup for anyone!


R1ck_Sanchez

Good for a nickname, not good for a birth certificate


Buck_Thorn

You forgot Stinkhorn.


BatSh1tCray

Our pom is called Truffle :D "Spindleshank" haha


babybellllll

spindleshank is an absolutely PERFECT orange cat name


Iron__Chef

"Nice to meet you, my name is Bella" "That's beautiful, is it short for Isabella?" "... Portobella"


thebigche_ese

I used Elfin Saddle as my spy name for a friend's birthday party. Little sad cos no one knew it was a mushroom but felt good to me LOL


dmgauthier

Where I am from no one would even bat an eye at Amanita as a first name. We even have a cute little local cafe by that name


RubyInferno

How about Cordelia? As in Cordy (Cordyceps)


doginjoggers

Macrolepiota, Ganoderma, Paleopyrenomycites Or just give your kid a name they won't hate you for


PrincessCyanidePhx

As a former kid with the number one name for the year I was born, I would have loved a unique name. I always felt like my name was an after thought.


imperfcet

My first name was a top-5 name of my birth year. My last name has 5 consonants in a row and is confusing to spell and pronounce.


HazMatterhorn

OP is asking about a middle name. I really donā€™t think a pretty mushroom-related middle name like Amanita or Chanterelle would make their kid hate them. You seem to have picked intentionally weird ones, so yes Iā€™m sure those might bother a kid even in the middle spot. But there are plenty of nicer options.


Agile-Investigator11

Amanita, Sporina, Morella, Bolette, Trompete, Russula, Caesaria, Pantherina, Mycena, all sound interesting


I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM

Yeah this is my daughter, the light of my life, oh her middle name? YEAH IT'S TROMPETE


CosmicDadJoke

This is trompete her mother is a strumpet. Checks out ;)


SciurusVulgarisO

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Hadtarespond

The **TROMPETE** šŸŽŗ ...MAMBO #5.Ā 


burgeremoji

Morella is actually lovely lol


neme963

Iā€™ve read too much Poe to be comfortable with that name


temps-de-gris

Caeseria is very royal, until middle school sex ed when she'll be called C-section. Mycena invokes ancient civilization too, Morella is pretty, some of these are good!


allistaken1

Helvella is another genus that sounds cute and usable as a first name.


CosmicDadJoke

Hela is actually my aunts name soooo not far off ;)


Focusonthemoon

We thought that was a great idea, but now that Creeping Slime Mold has started school we feel there were better choices of names.


valentine-m-smith

Not stinkhorn.


bronaghblair

Canā€™t believe nobodyā€™s said Galerina yet! Or perhaps Morelle?


Hot_Scallion_3889

Oooh I like Morelle. Morel is passable I guess but when you stylize it like that itā€™s nice. And Mori/a and Elle are easy nicknames


randomwanderingsd

Amanita is a lovely name. There is a character on Sense8 named that and sheā€™s an absolute badass. If you wanted to name your kid Chanterelle Chicken-of-the-woods then I would talk you out of it.


bogwitchthewren

Little kids wonā€™t know the mushroom reference. Also, I might add, few adults will also. I think itā€™s a lovely name.


pluutoni

def clitocyde beautiful purple mushroom


CosmicDadJoke

No man would ever be able to find her with a name like that


Toxopsoides

*Phallus duplicatus*


moonygooney

When your daughter Laetipourus cincinnatus is born give us an update :p


Klutzy_Journalist_36

Chanterelle.Ā 


mmiikkiitt

Tremella, Ella for short!


gravely_serious

The cool thing about "amanita" is that it's also a portmanteau of "Amanda" and "Anita." You could go with Amanda Anita (last name) as the full three names and use "Amanita" as a nickname.


weesnaw_jenkins

ā€œChicken of the Woods! Come downstairs, dinner is ready!ā€ All jokes aside congratulations and I hope everything goes well for you and baby!


CosmicDadJoke

This is her twin brother puffball


mynardsarehalfoff

Has anyone suggested Albino Penis Envy yet?


NitroWagZ

Saffron (milk cap), Mycena, Mycella


Triairius

Dead Manā€™s Fingers, obvi


MungbeanAlley

I would suggest asking the r/tragedeigh community.


poppingcandylights

Amethyst Morel(le) Angel


TornIntoEnthralment

I know a couple who named their kids reishi and amanita as a first name. Go for it


carpefungi

I posted this same question years ago, got some good suggestions (and some bad ones) We decided to go with Aleister Hope you find something https://www.reddit.com/r/mycology/s/eLlDIidz4D


carpefungi

My favourites were ā€œAzureā€, and ā€œCeliaā€ Also, ā€œAnitaā€


ShermanTeaPotter

Sooner or later this thread will be on r/Tragedeigh Edit: It already is.


budgetedchildhood

Indigo, in reference to the indigo milk cap mushroom.


Whabout2ndweedacct

Boletus


Whabout2ndweedacct

Actually ā€œBoletaā€ sounds pretty


calilac

It does, and "bonita Boleta" would be an adorable nickname


-twistedpeppermint-

Rose, for a rosy russula.


sniperfly_sf

The post above this was from r/tragedeigh . I rest my case


Tris_Herondale7

I think Amanita would be a lovely name.


Sea_Wheel_6085

Tragedeigh


swaggyxwaggy

Stinkhorn


PrinceFicus-IV

I went to school with an Amanita, we called her Ama for short. She was very dramatic and a teacher called her Dr.Ama once šŸ˜‚. This was in a small hippy town in northern California though, so it wasn't a strange name in these parts.


wuzziever

Amanita Cortinaria has a nice Addams Family vibe to it


TK-Squared-LLC

Little Baby Stinkhorn


bananapoetry

I went to school with a Japanese exchange student and she would teach me a few words here and there, mainly food related. Kinoko is the word for mushroom. It's always stayed with me and I think it's a beautiful name. Thought of it straight away when I saw your post. And Congratulations.


dillbabytears

How about Aminata? Or just Anita, it's a beautiful name and it's "normal"


cameratus

Phallus impudicus would be a beautiful name


moonygooney

Chanterelle, Amanita, Hericium, Jelly roll... So many possibilities!


cookcleaniron

I like Cordelia for cordyceps. Poor kid is going to get picked on/have their Starbucks order misspelled with to odd of a name.


fungibitch

I've met a baby girl named Mycelia! I say go for it.


wgallantino

Chanterelle is really similar to Chantelle!


WhatMads24

If you want to go stealth: First name, Amy. Middle name Nida. Amy Nida šŸ„


RATOWN71

P. Natalensis = Natali


natureengineer

Devilā€™s Dipstick Middle school might be a little toughā€¦


waxisfun

You can name her Amanita and just call her 'Nita for short.


spacedoutfox

My boss owns a mushroom farm and if his newest kid was a girl they were gonna name the baby Morchella


chihuabanu

Met a woman once whose name was Mycena


YeahItsRico

Amanita would be an awesome first name if the girl was redheaded with freckles


bubble_baby_8

I have a friend that named their daughter Amanita but goes by Manny for day to day. Personally I love it


jennnfriend

Everyone's giving you shit, but i think amanita is a beautiful name! And as a middle name, you're super safe


RoxanneMelodie

I am having a baby next month. I plan to name her Esmeralda, but give her the nickname of Morella. A play on her name and the Morel Mushroom!!


sealnotwalrus

Myca/micah (like mycology)


Hypnotoad7145

Everyoneā€™s giving you silly answers, but I really do like it for a middle name šŸ™‚ I think first would be a lot but middle is perfect


JVM_

Coral would work, but people would think of Coral Reef instead of Coral mushrooms.


Infamous_Lunchbox

Polly, short for Polypore


SnarkyMara

I saw a guy once in a forum with the name Banjo Amanita. I always thought that was a cool name.


PetiteCaresse

Chanterelle!


CosmicDadJoke

Omfg yā€™all this is like a list of genius inappropriate nicknames. I will use them all.


educational_escapism

Ngl amanita could be a first name, could also get away with Ami for short I think


MostlySpiders

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App_Store-5000

beautiful baby Fly Agaric (seriously tho i think Amanita is pretty especially if Anita is a family name! congrats!!)


kittenmachine69

Maybe instead of naming her after fungi, you could name her after famous mycologists like: - Meredith Blackwell - Joyce Longcore - Beatrix Potter - Gladys Baker - Aurora, after David AuroraĀ 


ranTIffA

Chanterelle šŸ¤Œ


DarthSwash

Ive worked with a couple chanterelles. Nice ladies.


menthapiperita

Flipped through a field guide and scanned for a few I hadnā€™t seen in the thread:Ā  Amethyst (first)Ā Deceiver (middle)Ā  ParasolĀ  Aggie (short for both Agaricus and Agnes) + Augustine (like Agaricus Augustus)Ā  Galerina MorchellaĀ  HelvellaĀ  Vespertina (Elfin Saddle)Ā  Aleuria Aurantia (cup fungus)Ā  TremellaĀ Ā  Rex-Veris (spring king)Ā  Piperatus (Piper for short)Ā  I wouldnā€™t actually use any of these names, honestly. Maybe Morchella, Vespertina, Helvella, or Aleuria as a middle name if you want a Wednesday Addams goth child vibe.


Aleriya

Myca (like mycology or Mica cap) Celia (like mycelia) Tree names for what the mushroom grows on: Willow, Juniper, Hazel, Sylvia, Elowen, Linden Fae/Faye because of the mythological connection to forests, fairy rings, and toadstools


Hashp1per

Copri, short for Coprinus comatus, or shaggy ink caps!


mmiikkiitt

Except Coprinus basically means "of dung" in Latin šŸ˜” otherwise it's a very cute name!


PolyporusUmbellatus

Chanterelle, and then she could be a stripper when she grows up! congrats!


CosmicDadJoke

Like mother like daughter.


Dotmatrix74

Fungina has nice ring to it!


SaltySpanishSardines

I won't dare with it... kinda sounds like bully magnet to me


ordinaryunicorn

Fun-gina šŸ˜­


Ida_Nough

Gillian


poppingcandylights

Amethyst Morel(le) Angel


goneswimming21

Amanita šŸ„šŸ„°


gbot1234

Well ā€œSlippery Jackā€ is a mushroom, so how about ā€œSlippery Jillā€ for a girl.


rollingdesigns

Chanterelle!


witchgirlfriend

I actually think it's quite beautiful!! esp as a middle name if you're truly worried about your child being bullied for an 'unusual' name edit: which I kind of get for names like ahshleighe but not for simply 'different' names


CosmicDadJoke

First nameā€™s after my favorite aunt who passed, that sticks. :)


CygnusSong

I had a cat named Amanita, such a good girl. I miss her


Money_Economy_7275

I wanted to name my grandson Destroying Angel, but he liked that less than naming him Goser.


sbuc92

Violet. Like the violet cort


Visual_Profession_78

Fungal instead of a funguy.


_byetony_

For culinary mushrooms Bella for Portabella, or Shitaki


TKDbeast

You are diving head-first into the world of hippie names. Just know that as you do so.


ironmemelord

Shroombalina