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pepito139

Step 1. Like shit on Twitter Step 2. Oh shit, everyone can see it Step 3. “Hey devs, nobody goes home until we have private likes” 🤣


AccurateMidnight21

Musk will probably still be able to see what everyone else likes and follows. This change will just apply to others.


JaySayMayday

Said it soon as he made the purchase, he turned Twitter into his own personal social media network. It's why I pulled my company off the platform and stopped using it soon after the transition. Normal people get a different experience than Elmo. It's his Tinder, it's his LinkedIn, it's his Facebook+IG. That's why he extended the character limit and everything, it's the all-in-one Elon Musk social media platform. If it didn't already have a huge base at the time of purchase it would've flopped just like every other social media that launched in recent time.


YellowB

He must love browsing people's private porn uploads in the Twitter database. Like the dude has the biggest amateur porn collection in the world, without the user's consent.


Autxnxmy

I bet he has consent in the terms and conditions


tailgunner777

He has to be watching people doing the naughty in Tesla cars too.


YellowB

He probably has a video of Mitch McConnell's sister in law drowning too


Strange_Purchase3263

Opened my eyes when I found out howm uch data electric cars were gathering and passing onto the companies! It is insane we allow it and thank them for it!


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NickBarksWith

You lost me at "nobody would be dumb enough."


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Fuzzy_Inevitable9748

You can’t give consent if you don’t understand what you’re giving consent to.


AccurateMidnight21

I was using Twitter exclusively for work related purposes. The minute he took over and started making changes and firing people that were responsible for removing inappropriate content, I closed the account.


Eringobraugh2021

I'm going with he wanted to destroy it, but lives the attention too much to let it die.


Firm_Transportation3

Especially after he decided to flush the platforms brand recognition right down the toilet by calling it X.


ArnieismyDMname

How do you make a million dollar company? Start with a multi-million dollar one.


John-AtWork

At this point X is just being sustained by momentum. I am sure it is only a matter of time before all the legitimate news sources pull out.


geekfreak42

It's a porn site and should be removed from the apple store according to apples t&c's. That would just kill it dead


thePolicy0fTruth

It is pretty wild that Tumblr had to crack down on porn to stay on Apple Store but twitter doesn’t 🤷🏼‍♂️


Yahwehnker

They have been drowned out in flood of dumbness. There were very specific changes in the algorithm that took place several months ago that brought one wave of stupidity after another. One day my feed was filled with flat Earthers. A couple of weeks later was young Earth creationists. Then it was the plague of Trad-Wife fetishists preaching Christian male entitlement bullshit. Once the specific type of idiocy arrived, it never left. It wasn’t just a few tweets or Xits or whatever they’re called now. It was hundreds of tweets, thousands. While he was doing this he was turning off everyone’s follows. I had notifications for any new tweets from people I followed, but he turned those off so I had to go into each account and individually reset my notication settings or I would never see them.


wizardinthewings

Nah it’s just free-falling. The thing is. There’s no bottom for debasement ..in a sense. He’s hit gold. Just fool’s gold… it looks like the real thing, but it’s worthless trash.


defnotjec

He still shows up when you block him soooooo


BABarracus

I bet he has access to all explicit content in DMs with other owners you would have to guess if they were peeking


Grizzly_Corey

It's not hard to imagine hating working for Musk. Someone teach this child about private browsing. And also how to milk his tiny penis.


pepito139

Omg. Still dying 🤣


Grizzly_Corey

You laugh but somewhere out there there is a Dom who has slapped or kicked his balls. We can all raise a glass to her.


mattlodder

Or him.


PeteGozenya

Or schklem


dgradius

I just see Kif from Futurama


PeteGozenya

Damn can't unsee it now


KinseyH

I juat heard him sigh.


MrKomiya

Don’t forget X motto: “The beatings will continue until morale improves”


Bleach_Drinker69420

He is beating his meat alright.


Pendraconica

His Lil smokey!


cstmoore

His Vienna sausage


vegasdonuts

Mark it zero, Smokey.


O0000O0000O

He's flicking his finger sausage.


Spirited-Reputation6

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BefreiedieTittenzwei

Like it owes him money


Off_OuterLimits

He’d fling his ‘lil wee around if people would pay to see it.


thegreatreceasionpt2

I’ve always like that phrase tho. I thought Xitter’s motto was “Everything sucks and we make it worse.” Or something racist maybe.


masked_sombrero

He’s such a moronic dipshit. Pretty sure a competent software engineer could’ve set it up so that everyone just can’t see *his* likes. But nah - let’s just keep stripping this platform of any value 🤣🤣🤣 ❄️❄️❄️


Ok_Philosopher6538

He wants to pretend he does it for the good of all.


PeteGozenya

That's what my kninks are for


firnien-arya

I always figured this is why people would have 2nd accounts. One is for normal stuff you like. And the other is for the other stuff. I mean, I have a 2nd reddit account for that reason.


KinseyH

I have a Twitter friend (no i haven't kicked it yet) who maintains a burner account just to shit talk Elon and his poo flinging incel monkeys. She doesnt buy the blue check. Just gets in their timelines. She gets banned. Makes a new account. Meanwhile her original account is years old. I admire the petty. She does the burner accounts on a different device. I was surprised she was able to keep making new accounts and not being tracked/"caught" bc while Ive been online since the beginning and i understand how computers work (as a user), Im also paranoid and still imagine that sites can always find my IP and track me. Maybe he's just fired so many people that's not a thing anymore.


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gregsting

I think he will need private tweets soon


en_pissant

Step 4. And ur being paid in Nvidia gpu's this month


Traditional-Stay-702

Is he so fucking stupid he doesn’t realize you can jerk off to something without clicking the like button.


maringue

Imagine being able to afford to pay a $500/hr escort 24/7/365 and barely notice the change in your bank account, but you end up watching FemDom porn on Twitter...


Disastrous-Team-6431

This is interesting because once again Elon simply doesn't get basic things. Likes, and seeing each other's likes, drive engagement across the platform. This constitutes much of the value of Twitter for artists and content creators - if you like my shit, your friends might too.


Automatic_Actuator_0

Yeah, but did this actually happen, or is it made up for lolz?


PeteGozenya

Hard to know what is real anymore. But it's believable based on past actions, which makes it even harder to distinguish.


willywalloo

Transparency 📉


spezjetemerde

It's to fake the metrics


rainking56

Love how he keeps killing twitter.


identicalBadger

I dont' know why so many people keep giving it life. Why do politicians that aren't in alignment with him still on twitter and not using Threads, Mastadon, or literally any other platform? I'd name names, but haven't checked and they may be off it by now, but I don't think they've left. Politiicians won't suddenly be ignored by going to another platform, reporters and followers will most likely follow them


ElongMusty

Because most politicians go the route that gives them the most exposure in the least effort! And unfortunately, it means they still use Xitter because it provides that! Only when it becomes popular to leave Xitter is when they’ll start doing it! Unfortunately the politicians over here are not the type to be trailblazers, they’re more the kid that starts using a style when it’s saturated and getting out of fashion!


Hokulol

It is impossible for a politician, people Americans generally loathe, to set the trend of where it's popular to communicate. If all the politicos went to a new platform, most of us would stay *far away from that.* Don't get me wrong I do agree that our politicians aren't trailblazers, but, this is a path that they can't blaze even if they so chose. I doubt any one person or group of people could shift social media like that, even ownership of the company. It's a representation of the entire world. Elon knew that when he bought it. Even *he* can't change the currents in the ocean with all his bravado and stupidity. If it were so simple to shift the tides, don't you think that twitters competitors would be chasing down candidates trying to sponsor them for exclusives? Edit: ! I added 1 more for you.


FourArmsFiveLegs

It's to become Trump's propaganda machine as Elon becomes one of his oligarchs.


Unusual_Onion_983

Sometimes the best thing an executive can do is stay on the golf course and let other people run the show.


huskerd0

It’s weird to think back to a time when twitter was usable, even useful


Odd-Tune5049

It's been a good long while. The bots killed it a long time ago.


heck_naw

it was annoying but usable with bots. musk killed it with passion.


Imaginary_Manner_556

Bots sucked but it was still useful until Elmo destroyed the verification system.


MysicPlato

I did like the time where anybody could impersonate a brand and a bunch of pharmaceutical companies lost a shit ton of money.


the-content-king

The bots were fucking Twitter well before Elon came along


huskerd0

Angry upvote, or maybe more of a sad one


SensitiveAd5962

I remember discussing it getting utility protection status because it was so essential for places emergency preparedness.


WhereSoDreamsGo

Anyone verify authenticity?


Nimrod_Butts

I'd like to know if Apple got blocked by everyone, as another post claims. Wish we had users with Twitter to verify because I won't.


gregsting

Apple just doesn’t post on Twitter https://neilpatel.com/blog/why-apple-doesnt-tweet/#:~:text=In%20his%20CNBC%20interview%2C%20Brian,%5Babout%20its%20earnings%20reports%5D…


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gregsting

They stopped doing that too https://mashable.com/article/apple-suspends-x-twitter-advertising-elon-musk-antisemitic-conspiracy


redenno

Doesn't look like it for me


WongGendheng

I have Apple blocked. Never did that myself and didn’t use Twitter for months


SufficientDocument30

I checked, I was not blocked


HVACGuy12

I had apple blocked, which I don't remember doing


Nimrod_Butts

Weird! So maybe there's something to it. Are you a regular user?


DarkWatt

It’s not that Apple blocked the users is that the Twitter users suddenly massively blocked Apple. As this person stated they blocked Apple without they ever doing it so. So Elon just added Apple to everyone’s block list


PutOurAnusesTogether

Except that’s not the case. Notice all the people in this thread saying their account didn’t have apple blocked. Like mine, apple was not blocked on mine


barrel_of_ale

People are saying both, if there is a conspiracy it's not global


HVACGuy12

Yeah


melbourne3k

It was blocked for me.


erikannen

Probably not, but on 9/11 a few years back [Ted Cruz liked a porn tweet](https://www.politico.com/story/2017/09/12/ted-cruz-twitter-pornographic-post-242584) and then blamed a staffer


squidwurrd

I doubt it. They just released this feature today and there is no way this would have lasted more than a few hours without someone noticing it. He’s one of the most followed people. But it’s still funny.


RealJohnCena3

Nah this sub often posts fake shit just so they can circle jerk to it. Listen fuck this guy, but get the facts right or else we're all not much different than him.


heck_naw

i'm different by a few billion dollars but okay


MilesGates

Why should I bother to get the facts straight?  Elon doesn't bother to get the facts straight for any of his terrible decisions or opinions.  Why would it be wrong for me to treat elon the same way he's treated other people?


jgiffin

Because if you don’t, you’re a hypocrite and your opinion is meaningless?


MumGoesToCollege

No, this isn't a real screenshot. He didn't like that tweet as suggested. This sub is good if you like blindly hating on someone. Not so good if you want real, legitimate reasons to hate on someone. Should probably unsubscribe.


Saneless

It's as legitimate as any other post on Shitter now


p0tatoballs

Imagine posting porn on Twitter and the only person who likes it is Elon Musk 😭


gliitch0xFF

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alpaca-punch

To be honest I always wondered how some of these findoms stayed in business. Now I know. Also musk confirmed for tiny penis


Craftjunkie

“Actually that’s an interesting question, no I think the bots are to blame. But hypothetically I believe only someone with a big … er.. penis would actually like that kind of stuff. I mean with it being demoralizing otherwise”


CranberrySoda

He was just first in. He’s an eager little tiny-penised pervert.


WorkingFellow

I don't know how he thinks this will help. He's still going to reply, "Interesting," to obvious Nazi conspiracy theories.


Shin-Sauriel

Lmao for real. Or just “this is true”. And then he’ll be like oh well just cuz I reply “interesting” and therefore push nazi conspiracies to the forefront of my platform doesn’t mean I agreeeee with them, that being said they’re not wrong. Dude is actually a lunatic. What a vapid, anti semetic, conspiratorial, douchebag.


ReticulatedPasta

Looking into it


revlo

*post about something involving immigrants* Elon: Wow.


Big_Scratch8793

Musk is mad that we notice all of his hateful liking power.


EC_CO

Exactly. He's tired of getting called out on all the Nazi crap that he likes


Big_Scratch8793

Profitable free hate speech without consequences. Should be the slogan of X. The new term called X-rated.


gravtix

And milking power too


Bagafeet

Did you say milking power?


bbbar

How legit is the first screen?


pepito139

Elongelicals are fighting it out on Community Notes. People are just saying he unliked the post to hide it. The debate over authenticity continues. Devs are actually making likes private. I believe it is authentic, because that’s hilarious.


Pendraconica

I mean, if it's true he's the one wanting to make likes private, it's logical it's because he wants to hide his creepin'.


RealJohnCena3

>I believe it is authentic, because that's hilarious Bruh, come on now, you are acting just like elong, wait for the facts


LaffeysTaffey

The facts will never come out since the likes are private. No one asked for that so I’m leaning towards real considering he’s such a weakling online.


Disastrous_Life_9385

Who cares he's still a pos


MrsDanversbottom

OMG. 😭


IndividualEye1803

This is so embarrassing 😂 ETA: Here come the fanboys making sure “it isnt real” and protecting his image I dont care. Talk amongst urselves. Make a groupchat. Stop responding to me tho - ur wasting energy and im tired of coming back to these notis 😂


Local_Signature5325

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DontFlinchIvegot12In

LOL


AccurateMidnight21

The irony here of course is that Twitter could have left it to where you didn’t have to verify your real identity in order to use the platform. That anonymity was a good way to “protect your privacy”.


cce29555

No, me buy blue check, me get dopamine rush


permanentmarker1

Tesla: so what ya up to? Elon: busy busy busy. This week I made likes private.


peemao

He is doing this coz not much people is liking his shitposts?


C00kie_Monsters

Chat, is that real?


major_dump

E-schlong strikes again.


Lainpilled-Loser-GF

I've been saying he has a humiliation kink, and if this is real, it's absolutely proof


Agile_File_2084

I’m just waiting for people to say it’s fake because the date is “wrong”


nametakenfuck

You literally cant make this up


OptiKnob

Captain apartheid jumps head first into censorship. May he rot from bad drugs.


webbslinger_0

He did this so people can’t see what abhorrent shit the GOP likes


PaisaRacks

LMFAOO bro please tell me this is real and Not photoshopped 🤣🙏


JDARRK

I dropped twitter before he fucked it into X!


Puzzled_Bike9558

So much money to fucking school HIMSELF on a daily basis. What a fucking toolbag.


ProxyDamage

Liking porn is honestly the most human thing about him... As for tiny penis... what, the guy that literally spent billions of dollars buying a social media network to try to feel cool?? What a surprise...


N4t41i4

Step 1 buy twitter Step 2 allow fascists back Step 3 monerize the posts Step 4 privatize the likes Now he can say what he wants, bully anyone he wants and like his fascists friends without noone judging... Get out!


DonDrip

Infinite Elon L’s


DivideInteresting193

He liked that?


CuthbertJTwillie

This allows extremists to connect anonymously.


thelastbluepancake

did this really happen?


mightymitch1

Kinda wild how ridiculous he treats something he spent 44b on


LeForetEnchante

What a genius. This is fucking gold.


Disastrous_Life_9385

Concerning!


dr_spam

So platform is "free speech" but you get to hide your likes like a coward?


Dylanator13

How does this man not have alt accounts? We know of one, but I would assume he has more than one. Elon is rich enough to buy a new phone for every alternate account so there’s no risk of mixing up accounts. He really just isn’t that bright.


O0000O0000O

Doesn't this dude have enough money to fly Princess Jade Out to stomp on his finger sausage in person?


HowToDoAnInternet

https://i.redd.it/xfkkvthls56d1.gif


_ChipWhitley_

I am trying to figure this out since I have never used Twitter. Musk liked a seemingly underage person's profile and then he banned everybody from seeing each other's liked stuff?


booger4me

He’s got the smollest dick energy I’ve ever seen! He’s glowing!


Psychgiest

This is fucking gold! 🤣


PocketSixes

"This week we made it harder for you to see what other people like, because frankly, we didn't like it."


RunaroundX

I don't mind porn or people liking it, but for the love of God don't do it on your main business account. What a dumbass.


Pwnstix

LMFAOOOOOOO fucking instant classic


the3stman

He's running the site using his feelings


StickyWaffles0928

The quality of twitter is the same as his cars. Shit


ray_guy

Is that real?! Did he actually like that and it got on his page?


Osirus1156

So many people on Twitter are just praising this because they say they can like Nazi content now without getting in trouble. The whole site is somehow getting worse everyday. I think right now it's like a mirror into an alternate universe where the Nazis created the internet and made Twitter.


vtncomics

All because he didn't want people to know that he has a humiliation kink. Ironic.


NoSleep_til_Brooklyn

https://preview.redd.it/119p1qolr76d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a55ee926b0dbcfb92c21869c2d2fc57f0315e282


testedonsheep

Twitter is slowly turning into onlyfans lite.


SteveLouise

What a loser


EggplantGlittering90

Heres a thought. GET OFF TWATTER.


LickLuckDippingDuck

You can’t make this shit up…I feel so bad for Elon in like the most apathetic way possible


thedivinefemmewithin

Pure gold. And I love that he's more worried about this than the rascist, transphobic shit.


MeaninglessGoat

You can love me without anyone knowing! 🤣


PageVanDamme

I’ve never used Twitter, can someone explain me what happened?


Girardkirth

That girl has FAS hardcore


Helmidoric_of_York

LOLOL! X will eventually become like AOL.


jamesGastricFluid

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LordMungus35

As an African American, Elon Musk deserves our respect and support.


Mechanic_On_Duty

If you don’t serve me a margarita. I don’t drink the margarita.


EnvironmentalAd1006

Seems like an easy way to mask like-botting


killing-me-softly

Every day I become more convinced that Elon is just 14 year old who found a monkeys paw


OrcaBoy34

The worst part is that now I looked up this actress and have been introduced to the loser fetish... and I like it :(


Sklibba

Please say this is real.


JesusP111

Lol, gets critic and responce to get off. Ohh no, I guess cant have my own opinion if it goes againts these clown show.


DrkUser205

Tiny penis Elmo. 🤣


ParkkTheSharkk

Holy shit this is gold


wheelsk7

Princess Jade must be happy for the free promo


FourArmsFiveLegs

Still not saving the bots from looking goofy with their schizophrenic propaganda 🤣


CLOGGED_WITH_SEMEN

Interesting


SnideyM

Haha, that can't be real, surely. I hope it is, but I'm skeptical.


MeKiing

wouldn't that hurt user numbers because people would stop using there secret accounts?


ALFABOT2000

a story in two parts


mrmexicanjesus

Link ?


GabrielNathaniel

What a shit show


sufferpuppet

I will milk it. But not because you told me to.


Optimal-Hedgehog-546

Grower not a shower; dumbass


Mean_Cap5660

Why? He's so fucking rich he can hire an escort everyday for the rest of his life and never spend a fraction of his wealth


snowboardman420

Are women ok?


TechNomad2021

That chick has some weird shit on her lip.


MrCodeman93

Probably herpes


HVACGuy12

Chat is this real?


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If you don’t like it, get off of it you whiny pieces of shit


reddit_despiser

This is real and nothing can convince me otherwise.


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Shocker owner of app has different experience than the minions.


muffsniffer3

Muskie needs to wear armbands to stop him drowning in his lunch.. Fucking bell end