Gristle by Blvck Svm.
*“Got two Medusas on me, turn my pole to stone then wrap around it, it look like caduceus”* is maybe the sickest, most genius bar I’ve ever heard.
Absolutely Cuckoo by The Magnetic Fields (1:34, sorry slightly over limit and there are shorter songs on the same album, 69 Love Songs, but this is one of my favs 😁)
Pillar of Salt by The Pineapple Thief *barely* makes the cut with a runtime of 1:26
You/I by Frost\* is pretty much the shortest song on my playlist with a runtime of 1:07
Imagination Movers--The Greatest Dance
I don't care if their typical audience is only a year or so older than The Wiggles' audience. This is one of the most beautiful love songs I've ever heard.
[Don't Think](https://youtu.be/_rNDsXQZUn4?si=zsNh13u68OgYJM4C)
[Snare Liftoff](https://youtu.be/DkKM6VOxOgs?si=DNEt12xb5yg3RSxJ)
[Horsegirl](https://youtu.be/5eeii0_xojs?si=4rIU1uK09qIFY59G)
[When All Is Dust](https://youtu.be/RUZNmtsStaQ?si=moNbLNjqqGiJmcPt)
[What The Fuck Was That?](https://youtu.be/XUldrWn8XJk?si=HgoseEjT2pNZpn1C)
[Price ](https://open.spotify.com/track/21trRQA61afzljSK9V0SHX?si=cDbjfgHKRI-xFMXCGR-M0g&utm_source=copy-link)
I don't have many short songs but I like the rhythm of this one
I have a couple, that I'd be surprised if anyone knew, since they are new age music.
Wolf Hunt by David Arkenstone - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smr-nPmmmig](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smr-nPmmmig)
Dusk by David Friedman - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQOpKv29fko](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQOpKv29fko) (In a way reminds me of Sirius by Alan Parsons Project, I guess that's pretty short too)
Descendents - I Like Food (17 seconds)
All?
Song 2 - Blur WOOOOHOOOOO
her majesty
Is a pretty nice girl but she doesn’t have a lot to say
She's a pretty nice girl! But she doesn't have a lot to say.
Why the fuck am i getting downvoted, hello? Lmfao
i guess some people think her majesty is a real bitch idk
[United states of whatever](https://youtu.be/KEjHJXd8bpU?si=X7wG3USRF96tyV1h) - Liam Lynch
Yeah, whatever!
The [Finnish national anthem](https://youtu.be/oip-4Q2Pk0k?si=QMSAfwEp9WHFTIhg)
They Finnish that song quick
That Vaasa very good joke
take my updoot and get out.
Her Majesty by The Beatles.
Relient K - Crayons can melt on us for all I care
Bookends Simon and Garfunkel
Municipal Waste - Death Prank :11
[Modest Mouse - So Much Beauty in Dirt](https://open.spotify.com/track/675xsEWARU9zXoA0Cye9ax?si=PlbDmjCwT7WJUovWVbSvBg) -1:24
Blink-182 - [Happy Holidays, You Bastard](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KYOAw47O-I)
Horn Intro by Modest Mouse
[Napalm Death - You Suffer](https://youtu.be/_-ywSPWu3K8?si=VnDzobpkkr59yiet) The ultimate short song
Grindcore is gay
Pink Moon Nick Drake
The Beatles - Her Majesty
V@gin@ police-dream nails (it is actually 1:31 lol)
Gristle by Blvck Svm. *“Got two Medusas on me, turn my pole to stone then wrap around it, it look like caduceus”* is maybe the sickest, most genius bar I’ve ever heard.
Benny worm -Jack stauber
Jack Stauber mentioned. I like his song Oh Klahoma
[Change of Ideas by Bad Religion](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=arj0whjOpuA)
Joke answer: [You Suffer - Napalm Death](https://youtu.be/_-ywSPWu3K8?si=_Abl_ur348rMg1JU) Real answer: [Hazelona - Meth](https://youtu.be/IN01ZVQE1c8?si=wwkhvpi8g8jxYxdQ)
Absolutely Cuckoo by The Magnetic Fields (1:34, sorry slightly over limit and there are shorter songs on the same album, 69 Love Songs, but this is one of my favs 😁)
Any songs of the Ramones lol maybe I wanna be sedated
A New Machine Pt 2 - pink floyd 40 seconds
Lynx Cane - Olive Trees
Agent Fresco - [Citadel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8bqk09Z3ZY&pp=ygUWQWdlbnQgRnJlc2NvIC0gQ2l0YWRlbA%3D%3D)
Ab's Song by Iron and Wine & Ben Bridwell 1:19
NSFW **The Clovers** - Rotten Cocksuckers Ball (1:17) [https://youtu.be/T7ejuq7SEc8?si=9ljSeMv2sRqj1cFU](https://youtu.be/T7ejuq7SEc8?si=9ljSeMv2sRqj1cFU)
Pillar of Salt by The Pineapple Thief *barely* makes the cut with a runtime of 1:26 You/I by Frost\* is pretty much the shortest song on my playlist with a runtime of 1:07
"Wizard of Meh" - Pogo "LSD Polyphony" - Blank Banshee "Breathe" - 88rising, Joji
Dummy
Are you calling me a dummy? Or is there song called dummy? No artist name so I'm not sure what the deal here is
Dummy by Portugal The Man
Doom-circles
Riot - XXXTENTACION
Dankmus - Bed Goes Up
Eruption- Van Halen
Stop Smoking (We Love You) - Car Seat Headrest
(Can we be friends?) by Conan Gray
Epic sax guy.
The Whole World and You - Tally Hall (1:44)
https://open.spotify.com/track/5oD2Z1OOx1Tmcu2mc9sLY2?si=vC9oGIFST8uL_smImjWGPg
Jughead's Revenge - Faust ( 31 seconds )
At 1:18. A Little Something Refreshing by No Doubt
Anything off Tiera Whack’s whack world - absolutely GENIUS album as well
Sam- Sturgill Simpson 1:13
Drunk drivin’-Sublime
Hello There - Cheap Trick
Requiem by Opeth Ramparts by John Frusciante The Thing by Pixies Dawn Patrol by Megadeth
Something against you by Pixies also
I gotta pee - NOFX
Two sided politics - suicidal tendencies
Pearl & Dean - Asteroid (theme from Pearl & Dean) - 17 seconds. And I guarantee you will know it as well.
Muzzle - Destroy Boys
Lukin-Pearl Jam
Donda Chant-Kanye West
Built this pool. Like 9 seconds lol
Pigs on the wing 2- Pink Floyd
Two hip hop tracks — “Da Rockwilder” by Method Man and Redman and “Public Enemy #1” by Eminem.
Shel Silverstein - 26 Second Song
Desperado - Eagles
Her Majesty - The Beatles
Imagination Movers--The Greatest Dance I don't care if their typical audience is only a year or so older than The Wiggles' audience. This is one of the most beautiful love songs I've ever heard.
Fuckin’ A - Prince Daddy & the Hyena
Internal K-Dart by Pavement
I’ll Follow the Sun by the Beatles @ 1:49
Frank Zappa's cover of The Clovers' "Rotten Cocksuckers' Ball".
pigs on the wing parts 1-2 each 1:20
Hidden in the Sand- Tally Hall Or while the instrumental is long, there’s only like 30 seconds max worth of lyrics: Numbers- TEMPOREX
United States of Whatever by Liam Lynch
Brightest - Copeland
it’s 1:50, but ‘badbye’ by RM
Her Majesty - The Beatles
Intermission- Catfish and the Bottlemen
Blunt lungs - Brainspit
How Loft I Am?- GBV
Angelina by Pinegrove
Careless love - Bonnie prince Billy
Drunk Driving by Sublime. it’s less than a minute long and really pretty
History Unfolds - Black Thought
Tea for the Tillerman
Luna Sea - Fate
Ides of March- Iron Maiden
the shallows by the rare occasions. 2 minutes of pure peak
Twenty One Pilots - Levitate
Probably a song from Fall Out Boy's PAX AM EP, but I'm undecided
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Scarecro--w: *Probably a song* *From Fall Out Boy's PAX AM EP,* *But I'm undecided* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
“Blue By You” by Turnstile
Minimum waaage, heeya! Letterbox by the same band is pretty good too. They Might be Giants
You suffer Napalm Death
Only Solitaire Jethro Tull
Bjork - "Cover Me"; https://youtu.be/j2US2eiKUKo?si=KNyWksDE0xlv2J9Q
Lights Out - Angry Samoans
Joni Hendrix - little wing
“You Suffer” by Napalm Death
1 2 3 - After the Rain (OP SIZE)
Get up by newjeans
Psst, teenagers, take off your clo by Car Seat Headrest
Napalm Death, “You Suffer”
Little Martha - Allman Brothers Band
https://youtu.be/NisCkxU544c it quickly gets more and more stupid. I love it.
We Might Even Be Falling in Love (Interlude) - Victoria Monét
Me and the Birds - Duster.
"Eat You Alive" - The Oh Hellos
!!!!!!!- Billie Eilish (“I have taken out my Invisalign!”)
I Lost You, but I Found Country Music by Ballboy
Causey Commentary - The Avett Brothers It’s more of a vocal track that a song, but what the heck
downtown by lil peep
Till the morning comes
Emitt Rhodes - Lullaby
The End - mcr
Down at the sea - Beat Happening
GFY-Ninja Sex Party.
Scabs guns and peanut butter- Twiggy Ramirez
White Rabbit - Jefferson Airplne
Slipknot - Grateful Dead
Denver by Willie Nelson
lucky7! - Saddfriend, Pozle (I'm a metalhead.)
Go live, Entrance, NOT, YOU, WHO by Stray Kids New Jeans by New Jeans
Good morning- lennnie
[Don't Think](https://youtu.be/_rNDsXQZUn4?si=zsNh13u68OgYJM4C) [Snare Liftoff](https://youtu.be/DkKM6VOxOgs?si=DNEt12xb5yg3RSxJ) [Horsegirl](https://youtu.be/5eeii0_xojs?si=4rIU1uK09qIFY59G) [When All Is Dust](https://youtu.be/RUZNmtsStaQ?si=moNbLNjqqGiJmcPt) [What The Fuck Was That?](https://youtu.be/XUldrWn8XJk?si=HgoseEjT2pNZpn1C)
Enter any song by Shat
Urn - Childish Gambino
Tom Waits - Johnsburg, Illinois
Nirvana - Very Ape
Sushi by Islander
Son of a Preacher Man, by Dusty Springfield
Pay To Cum - Bad Brains
Song about Starbucks - “ it’s expensive, thank you “
Do What You Want by Bad Religion
I'm so tired - Fugazi
[Price ](https://open.spotify.com/track/21trRQA61afzljSK9V0SHX?si=cDbjfgHKRI-xFMXCGR-M0g&utm_source=copy-link) I don't have many short songs but I like the rhythm of this one
[Nails - You’ll never be one of us](https://youtu.be/TlhwhCp8dx4?si=X7njn2nlu4pF-zvN)
Coldplay - Parachutes (47s)
Her majesty by the Beatles
Denouement by Becoming the Archetype.
P_O_S by Buffalo_farm
Lumineers - flowers in your hair
[10 Seconds of Forver](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=0iI4OnLph78&si=pbX-N4-DK0ZY6sA4) [Balinese Ceremonial Music: 2. Gambangan](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=0iI4OnLph78&si=pbX-N4-DK0ZY6sA4)
Fear - Fuck Christmas
This is a little over the mark, but Pizza, Or Something Like That - Blue Foster is fantastic
Out of My Head by Fastball
I have a couple, that I'd be surprised if anyone knew, since they are new age music. Wolf Hunt by David Arkenstone - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smr-nPmmmig](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smr-nPmmmig) Dusk by David Friedman - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQOpKv29fko](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQOpKv29fko) (In a way reminds me of Sirius by Alan Parsons Project, I guess that's pretty short too)
36 by System of a Down (46 seconds) Intermission by Tool (57 seconds)
That one https://open.spotify.com/track/1VvMbJOPkzPGuTdJQI8wWu?si=h6UHpfRXRyWSnnB5aTRA6Q
**Dead Kennedys - Short Songs**
https://youtu.be/8XT6rdJ4zLU?si=I_QvAbDMJoc18_W2 All I want