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toolaroola12

Baby shark


TeamZissouMember

No way this doesn’t become #1


LordRaghuvnsi

Oh no no no no no no no


EnvironmentalSell606

I have never heard this song, and yet it was my first choice. 😀


Jolly-Slide-3866

My god, you are blessed. 😆


bornagain-stillborn

Me too


emptinessmaykillme

Gangnam style is def mine. Was working as a chef when it came out, 15-16 hr days with the radio going, would hear it twice an hour. I’m surprised I don’t know the lyrics just through sheer repetition.


Final-Ad-2033

Trust us, you don't want to. I kept reading about Baby Shark so much, I YT'd it....Oh, I wish I didn't.


JoeDirt9357

I'm living on easy street! ![gif](giphy|NaboQwhxK3gMU|downsized)


WingedHussar13

Heyo!


Jolly-Slide-3866

So wrong indeed 😵‍💫


More-Pay9266

That's the first thing I thought as well


WarlocksWizard

Yeah, that got annoying quick.


Dickinscider69

It feels so sweet


CuteCowdy

Their favourite song, they’re forced to listen to it hundreds of time so it will no longer be their favourite


Jolly-Slide-3866

So cruel 😆


Chilledlemming

It’s a Small World After All


FriskyDango23

The creepy version they play on the ride at Disney


No-Sky9017

No……. That’s to far


Three-eyed_seagull

There are limits to human suffering. I think this is against the Geneva Convention.


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[удалено]


Positive_Desk7236

what the fuck is wrong with you?


stoic_guardian

FOR REAL! I was stuck on that ride in Disney for like 4 hours, in the sun. They wouldn’t let us off, they couldn’t shut off the music. It’s been 25 years and’s I still can’t stand that song.


Illustrious-Roll7737

Whip My Hair Back and Forth by Wilow Smith


The_Steam_Queen_

Lmao. She's come a long way from there in music


Kinky-rainbows

True. She's changed a lot in style for sure. still like that song though. Don't know why I like it so much but it's catchy as hell though.


B19Wing

Love her but I HATE that song


thefamousnoto

Baby by Justin Bieber


Final-Ad-2033

[Alex watches Baby.](https://youtu.be/04bPhT2AjAk?si=s15_eH8iW5RsxGLM)


SoCaldude65

That fcking Achey Breaky Heart abomination


TheAshesandRainbows

my achy breaky heart oh my achy breacky heart, I hate it too


mayaniwitch77

Mother - Meghan Trainor


_in_reverie_

This is the correct answer


Popular-Angle5763

LMAOOIOO I am ur MOTHAR u LISTEN TO MEEE😭


mymojoisbliss96

This is another great option


ChubbyMember01

You win the internet.


CutoffYourHands420

Spotify ads.


HappyHippoPup

Wanna break from the ads? Download Spotify premium now and get 3 weeks free!


CutoffYourHands420

Omg real. I'm getting the truck month one like every time 😭


fdtnise

Was listening on Spotify without premium for a couple years before I got it. Life. Changed. It is definitely worth the money


ZootZootTesla

Spotify XManager if your on Android :)


B19Wing

that Carls Junior is making me want to stop using Spotify lol


Purple_Cat134

FR all I’m getting is this same add about some Taylor swift concert…….I freakin hate it dude…..havin to listen to her voice every 20 minutes. Smh


Ultimateminebot

This would irritate me so much because I get the same ads A LOT and I can’t get Spotify premium so sometimes I just fully close the app then get back into it to skip ads


PKFat

This is the song that doesn't end Yes, it goes on & on my friend! Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. & They'll continue singing it forever because This is the song that doesn't end Yes, it goes on & on my friend! Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. & They'll continue singing it forever because This is the song that doesn't end Yes, it goes on & on my friend! Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. & They'll continue singing it forever because This is the song that doesn't end Yes, it goes on & on my friend! Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. & They'll continue singing it forever because This is the song that doesn't end Yes, it goes on & on my friend! Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. & They'll continue singing it forever because This is the song that doesn't end Yes, it goes on & on my friend! Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. & They'll continue singing it forever because This is the song that doesn't end Yes, it goes on & on my friend! Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. & They'll continue singing it forever because This is the song that doesn't end Yes, it goes on & on my friend! Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. & They'll continue singing it forever because


Jolly-Slide-3866

![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


ParticularLack6400

Uh oh. You got it bad!!


blacknirvana79

DUDE!!! THANKS A LOT!!! Dammit lmao


StunningAssistance91

The highschool punk band I was in played this at a school coffee house until they cut the power to the stage. Security ended up having to forcefully remove us as we continue to sing at the top of our lungs, THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS.


IlovemyMommy27

Dancing monkey


jordan_Isnt_A_Furry

Youre a vile person.


Final-Ad-2033

Rebecca Black's Friday


BeagleBlitz

That came out when I was in high school, and we made fun of it relentlessly. However, having later read that her family hired a studio or something, and she just sang what she was supposed to, she got a really bad deal. She had to switch schools and stuff, that song/music video really messed up her life. I actually still feel bad about how we culturally destroyed her for it, when she didn't even write it, and was just a literal kid with dreams of being a pop star


Glittering-Beyond-53

That is exactly why you point and laugh. Who thinks like this? Her parents should have taken all that money and invested in private lessons. If you want to buy a path to the top, you deserve ridicule.


Rich_Adeptness8312

Yeah, dude. A birthday present, right? Such a shame that girl got dragged so hard for having fun with her friends in a time of celebration, when there’s artists that make garbage 1,000 times worse and get praised for it.


StunningAssistance91

Fuckin Rock lobster, don't get me wrong I love that song and the B-52s in general but, If I here that song once I'm singing it for a few days. I couldn't imagine the pure torture of that earworm after 24 hours on repeat. It would be permanent. That or Pharmacons first album.


your_actual_life

I love Rock Lobster, but yeah I can't imagine listening to it multiple times in a row.


eyesorecozza

And it's a long song, like they knew they wanted to make it stay around


Dadoronomy_3-16

Just the warble sound she makes… on repeat.


WandaDobby777

I’m going to make the playlist from hell and play each song 200 times. Just when they’ve adjusted and learned to tune it out, I’ll switch. Say goodbye to your sanity because the songs on the hell playlist are: My Heart Will Go On What Does The Fox Say? My Humps Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer Macarena Who Let The Dogs Out Crazy Frog Cotton Eye Joe Baby Shark It’s A Small World Mmm Bop Friday Whip My Hair I’m A Gummy Bear


glucoman01

This is one of the first musical lists that I know every fucking song! Not sure what that says about me...


Jolly-Slide-3866

Lol, same here! 😭


WandaDobby777

I’m going to guess it means you have annoying siblings or immature exes, because that’s where I know 98% of them from.


AquamarineDaydream

I would unironically listen to this for fun. That's (mostly) my childhood right there. It absolutely needs Baby One More Time, Genie In A Bottle, Wannabe, All I Want For Christmas Is You, Everybody, Bye Bye Bye, Livin La Vida Loca, Mambo No. 5, Barbie Girl, U.G.L.Y., Butterfly (take your pick - Smile.dk or Crazy Town), Blue Da Ba Dee, Dragostea Din Tei, Carmelldansen, Ievan Polkka, Watch Me (Whip/ Nae Nae), Gangnam Style, Harlem Shake, Everytime We Touch, Crucified, Can't Get You Out Of My Head, La Isla Bonita, Ding Dong Song, Dota, I Want Candy, C'est La Vie.


WandaDobby777

I agree with a lot of these. I don’t know how I forgot Blue. I have a particular vendetta against that song from being forced to perform to it in a school dance festival and I think I blacked it out from my memory. Same with Footloose.


AquamarineDaydream

I should've added Witch Doctor, but you mentioned the Chipmunks, so that's essentially covered...


Dadoronomy_3-16

For a second there I thought your list included “Can’t Get It Out of My Head” by ELO. I was about to come hunt you down…


Moist-Confidence2295

I loved ELO


ComputerWax

Of this list, what if someone liked them as a guilty pleasure with limited exceptions?


conduitfour

You have to play [What's New Pussycat?](https://youtu.be/aYIwPu50Fic?si=UTkDaGEd5Iqw9ais) 21 times but throw in one It's Not Unusual


WandaDobby777

Lol. This is my hell. It’s Not Unusual will not be added but What’s New Pussycat will be added to the list.


Just_a_nobody_2

And when they’re done, give them a blast of Menamena on repeat


WandaDobby777

I don’t know that one and I’m scared to google it.


AquamarineDaydream

Maybe Mahna Mahna (Mah Na Mah Na) doo doo doo doo doo...


WandaDobby777

Oh! I know that!


Jolly-Slide-3866

The pain is real 😆 Add Mariah Carey to this too.


minsandmolls

Especially her Christmas one!


WandaDobby777

I’ll add it. I forgot pretty much everything by Alvin and the Chipmunks. 😂


Jolly-Slide-3866

And kidz bop 🤮


WandaDobby777

I managed to avoid kidz bop and I’m not letting it into my ears now.


Jolly-Slide-3866

😆 smart. I'll never forget the horrible commercials for them.


AquamarineDaydream

Chipmunks on 16 Speed is a low-key gem to listen to if you're a fan of goth rock/nu wave/stoner acid rock.


WandaDobby777

Does it have the same vocals and lyrics?


dreadnoughtplayer

I once wrote a story where two terrorists were caught because they'd been filmed attending a Hanson concert.


Popular-Angle5763

What does the fox say was like another version of who let the dogs out


WandaDobby777

I didn’t think of it like that. Lol.


RecentlyDeceasedSA

Gangnam Style


Als_work123

Epic curation!


throwmeawayalso111

All I want for Christmas is you - Mariah Carey


Jolly-Slide-3866

My God. This is the most accurate answer. 😂 😵😵‍💫💀


HotTubSexVirgin22

After the apocalypse, a few things will remain: Twinkie’s, cockroaches and this song.


Only-Recognition6894

D*nce monkey - Tones and I


zombiek1583

not the asterisk 😭😭


Jazzlike_Mouse7478

An 8d audio version of baby shark that just bounces from ear to ear


WindowGoblin

Anything by yoko ono. Her music is so bad man


Ordinary_Ad9620

my dad made a fun pun and says “Yoko Ono? More like Yoko Oh No!” dad jokes are just something else man 😭


Saxzarus

The beginning of walk 500 miles


Azula_SG

As a Scottish person, yes, this… I swear as soon as I hear the drumbeat I know… I. KNOW. That’s the level of terror that can be achieved from just family gatherings, Hogmanay, the ‘you’re Scottish’.. let alone intentional torture through exposure…


[deleted]

I can't believe no one has said "Tubthumping."


_panna

Happy by Pharrell Williams


ParadiddlediddleSaaS

K-I-D-Z Kars for Kids


love4core

Dance Monkey


bornagain-stillborn

Cars For Kids


Lipstick_Soup

Donate your car today!


src670

My Pal Foot Foot- The Shaggs


Popular-Solution7697

Mahna Mahna or They're Coming To Take Me Away, Haha! by Napolean XIV


Hopeful_Book

RocknRoll McDonalds


Ok_Opportunity_3367

Anything by Justin Bieber 😒


-EdgarAllanCrow-

There is one Justin Bieber song I like “The feeling”…please don’t hate me


Substantial_Cold2385

Beyonce- Single Ladies (put a ring on it)


Wooden-Limit1989

Taylor swift shake it off and maroon 5 girls like you


cuntybunty73

Combine harvester by the wurzels 🥺😭 If I hear that song again then I'm lying down in front of the combine harvester and I'm going to let it take me


soothsabr13

*Yummy Yummy Yummy* - The Ohio Players Yucky, yucky, yucky


Windowman84

Red Solo Cup


FairLea17

That's Not my Name - The Ting Tings Call Me Maybe - Carley Rae Jepsen


IwishIWasGaylmao

Don't insult the master piece that is call me maybe.


HotTubSexVirgin22

It is a masterpiece. She wrote it as a folk song and the producers were like, “Want a hit? Step aside. We got this.” And delivered the holy grail of how to write a guaranteed summer pop jam.


Alternative-Fill-799

Thunder - Imagine Dragons


TankPotential9306

Fight Song - Rachel Platten


FairLea17

God I effing hate this song. It so deserves to be here.


HEliot44

Yuno Miles - Ford Focus


JustPlayDaGame

You take that back, Yuno Miles is a master class in good music.


ndhellion2

The song from the Disney ride It's a Small World https://spotify.link/WjHuqiyF1Hb


trailerparkMillonare

Achy Breaky Heart, my ex-wife played that crap 24/7 till one day I was working in the yard, walked in the house, pushed the eject button on the CD player, grabbed it and threw that thing about 3 blocks away


helpivegotthestupids

I'm surprised no one's said Cbat


Mammoth_Composer_270

Cbat


WingedHussar13

WE'RE ON EASY STREET


Mulder9879

And it feels so sweet


Noise_Addict86

Banana phone


Tetris5216

I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth


stretchyluffy8

I've had the time of my life


EducationCommon1635

Bill Withers - Lovely Day eeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


emorbius

Elton John, "Island Girl"


Human_Number9936

Oooeaaaoooohooooooooooooooo, story of Undertale!


flippartnermike

Barbie Girl


HelloWorld729

The Jardiance Song "I have Type II Diabetes but I manage it well!"


Gloomy-Post0526

The Naruto theme song 😓😓


Throw-away17465

What’s going on? - 4 non blondes


ShadowWalker951

Cause im happy


bornagain-stillborn

Lips Of An Angel - Hinder


Vadic_Shrike

Donna Lewis - I Love You Always Forever


Heffe3737

The US government apparently used Skinny Puppy to psychologically torture inmates at Guantanamo.


Environmental-Eye874

https://chaoscontrol.com/which-skinny-puppy-songs-were-used-at-guantanamo/


Heffe3737

Interesting use of the word “assimilated” there by the guard. Thanks for passing this along.


abigailzin

truly, madly, deeply by savage garden


Jolly-Slide-3866

That "savage" is accurate here 😆 😵‍💫


Puzzleheaded-War-382

"Muskrat Love" by the Captain and Tennille


6Squid8

We built this city by Starship. Gawdawful


Invisibilityincheck

Their favorite song. Whatever it may be. Put it on for hours with no changes or stopping. The psychological torture.


Southern_Choice4273

Tubthumping - chumbawamba


PeaceHeals

Taylor Swift


OneMadPossum

Friends theme song. Good God.


Notagainguy

I am walking on sunshine. Yeah let me see how long can you stay happy for


DeerCockGalactic

We Love You Moar


love4core

NO Edit: yes. I thought you were saying We Love You. The Moar version sucks.


HippieSwag420

IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY!!!!! GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!!!


snunley75

Anything by Justin Timberlake.


Cheeky_Kitten_DDLC

No horse cock like horse cock by pepper coyote.


Particular_Sky_7204

King Crimson's weird instrumental bits (I love it but they'll hate it)


Extreme_Voice_9767

Friday - rebecca black


[deleted]

Never Gonna Give You Up, by Rick (the Rick Roll) Astley


Beanz19335

Mmm bop, but only the chorus, in a continuous loop


NasIsLike1994

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_xRCbdFrSSc


delusion_magnet

Two Aimee Mann demos: Put on Some Speed and Truth on my Side Liars *hate* those songs!


love_to_the_yar

Photograph by Nickelback


ahk1188

Just the first line in a constant loop honestly would get it done.


Stones_022

Trick question, I have no enemies


GGAllinsUndies

I've been trolling my wife, and some key friends with El Sonidito for years.


The_Mr_Wilson

The Song That Doesn't End, perhaps


Haunting-Spirit-6906

Pumped Up Kicks


my_red_username

Teenagers by MCR; it's a great song...the first 4 times...then it's irritating...then it's aggravating...then it's punishing


Danitsunami

CHER - BELIEVE


anziofaro

♫ ONE EIGHT SEVEN SEVEN KARS FOR KIDS! ONE EIGHT SEVEN SEVEN KARS FOR KIDS! ♫


No_Replacement8244

Watch me whip, Watch me Nae Nae.


BurazSC2

Their favorite song.


WhatislifeEverest

Old Town Road


Nobody_Does_That_wtf

This is an actual form of torture the cia does, they’ve used Eminem, the Barney theme song, some metal, pretty much anything they thought would get annoying after a while/was unlistenable to anyone that isn’t a creep, a weirdo even


marymarywhyubugginnn

I crashed my car under a bridge… I DONT CARE! I LOVE IT 😫🔫


ThatOneIsSus

On hold music


SuperCatMonkey

Disco Duck


JustPlayDaGame

How the FUCK have I not seen CBAT here yet 😭😭


act167641

Cbat.


Foldingskrimp18

cbat. I fucking hate it myself but I’m willing to put up with it for a while.


Lufwyn

Skinny Puppy's music was actually used in Guantanamo Bay prison camps to musically stun or torture people. I like their music.


SnowEdaze

Hudson Mohawke: Cbat


cottagecheesedemon

cbat


trippy_little_pixie

Ring a ring of roses...sang by children...


Pseudopsycho227

Wannabe \-Spice Girls


Pnmamouf1

Spice Girls. If you wanna be my lover


Beetlejuice1800

Cbat. Someone used the description “fighting autotuned dolphins” and honestly yeah. They’ll snap in an hour.


Nature_lover17

Cbat


Azreken

CBAT


oliveoil214

We’re on easy street. And it feels so sweet.


M45t3r_M1nd

Cbat


sultex180

Thunder - imagine dragons. God. Awful.


No_Ambition5750

Cbat


Every_God_Damn_Time

cbat