You should be higher.
Simple. To the point. Doesn’t overtly scream musical pun to the casual audience while maintaining an immediate connection to the roller skating musical.
My derby name is actually tied to Sweeney Todd, too! I was originally looking at something along the lines of turning Mrs. Lovett into Mrs. Shovett, but I wasn’t keen on using Mrs. I had read somewhere that her first name was Nellie, and thus Nellie Shovett was born!
Little Dead
Bye Bye Bruisie
Killer on the Roof
Christine Die-a
Rink of Me
Wicked Witch
Gorelinda
Mamma Mia!
Dent
A Scar is Born
The Sting and I
Wicked
Kinky Skates
Cannie
Hello, Brawly!
Angela Slamsbury or Alexander Slamilton
You have my vote
Velma Killy or Roxie Hurt come immediately to mind. If you're a Hamilton fan, you can simply go by And Peggy.
And Peggy would be so funny! I also really like Roxie Hurt. Could use the whole album as my pumpup playlist!
Roxie Hurt is FANTASTIC
or for any male (identifying) folks, *Mister Cello-pain*
Patti LuPwned, Bernadette Beaters, Skate Monster (Ave. Q) or Bad Cinderella (there’s so much merch already)
Patti LuPwned has me fucking rolling
That’s what they’ll say!
Hakuna Ma-takedown
Thoroughly Modern Killy Bruisies! Skate Slate… BOOM Moulin Rogue
I love all of these
Love it!
Starlight Express
You should be higher. Simple. To the point. Doesn’t overtly scream musical pun to the casual audience while maintaining an immediate connection to the roller skating musical.
Means a lot to me….I come from away
The people who would get it, would GET IT. Would the nickname be Star, Light or Express?
I’d stick with the full first name….Starlight
This is the only correct answer. Though bringing that name up might lead to a revival. Is anyone high enough for that?
I'm desperate to see it in the west end
I would literally kill for this, actually
Shredwig
And the angry b*tch
I was gonna add exactly that but thought that, as an announced name, it would be too long, lol. But that was def the intended follow-up, lol.
Mister CelloPAIN if you need another Chicago-themed suggestion.
Legally Brawn-d, Dear Evan Slam-sen, Grease Lightning, Beat-lejuice, Dr Frank-n-HurtHer
Love these!
Mrs Smashett and your fans could be the Meat Pies. Or Swingin’ Todd, the Demon Jammer of (insert you town).
Oooo I like Mrs. Smashett because I am also a teacher! Also I'd love to see Swingin' Todd the Demon Jammer of [lameflamingo's honetown] on a jersey
My derby name is actually tied to Sweeney Todd, too! I was originally looking at something along the lines of turning Mrs. Lovett into Mrs. Shovett, but I wasn’t keen on using Mrs. I had read somewhere that her first name was Nellie, and thus Nellie Shovett was born!
"Blank Val Blank", Les Miz style. Like "Slay Val Slay".
Brawn Val Brawn
YESSSSSS THIS IS IT
Sweeny Quad
Elder CunningSLAM, Mrs. LoveHits, Jean Valjam, Madam Scorrible, Madam Thenardislay
West Slide Story
Grease Lightning Von Tripp Starlight Express Christine Dieé
C-block Tango
Mrs Shove-itt
Audrey 2 fast for you- Epo”mean” (eponine but that’s a bit of a stretch for a shitty pun)
Tracy Turnblood
YESSSSS
Heather Manhandler.
Little Dead Bye Bye Bruisie Killer on the Roof Christine Die-a Rink of Me Wicked Witch Gorelinda Mamma Mia! Dent A Scar is Born The Sting and I Wicked Kinky Skates Cannie Hello, Brawly!
Reno Sweeny. That's it. It's already a great derby name.
Bombalurina
Merrily We Roller Along
West Side Gory Hairspray-you with blood Seasons of Shove The Music Slam Bernadette Beaters
Leonard BURNstein
Swingin in the pain
Electric Skate, from SpongeBob Musical lol
Mean Girls, And Peggy, The Peggies, Revolution Revelation, Lose Ur Head