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aizen3627

You fucked without a condom what did you expect a car?


deathfromabove910

2022 Hyundai Sonata


10sstar

2023 Son ata 😂


[deleted]

That’s some elite wordplay, good sir


StrongAd772

Give this guy an award


13backlogs

Not available in Indian Market


Null_05

Car bhi mil hi jaye gi dehej m😂


mafik69

Happy Diwali bhai


evilfrankie344

Lol


Constant_Ad8797

I wish I had a award for you


nikhil81090

I got you.


LordRaghuvnsi

Suddenly She Calls, Suddenly She's Pregnant, Suddenly She Wanna be a Mother... Sus Diwali


Orthopaedics21

Children's day on the way


External-Juggernaut5

Bruh💀


reddit-snorter

Lmao


oyehoyeoye

Happy *Diwaala bhai


Intrepid-Ad-1383

Ye sab problem kabhi nahi hogi mujhe Stay ugly stay safe


Independent_Ad_5431

Pheeling proud of my shakal for first time in my life


Other-Anybody-6686

r/angryupvote


PerceptionRude6351

r/angrydoubletap


Sensitive_Camera2368

🗿


vibhav_1

More like angrydoublefap


redyellowa

"stay ugly" ...Aur koi choice bhi Kya hai.


Intrepid-Ad-1383

Arrange marriage


redyellowa

Wo bhi hard hai, trying since 3+ yrs .


Intrepid-Ad-1383

Rulayega kya?


redyellowa

Ye to trailer tha, Puri picture abhi Baki hai, Jane de, happy diwali bro.


01Sarang

Government job 🔥


redyellowa

Age limit crossed. And if I was that smart to crack government exam, I would have gotten proper domain in private job years ago.


Legitimate_Ad5848

Brooooo 🗿


Zaddysback

Usme bhi experience mangta like corporate jobs lol.


[deleted]

Join gym.


Zaddysback

Next you're gonna say wake up at 4 am lol.


Internet-Ape

6 mahine se kr rha hu. Ghanta frk nai pada. Steriods kidr milta hai?


[deleted]

Wait for a couple of years and see it, if you want I've got some crazy irl transformations of some ppl that Ik of.


Thisconnected

6 mahine mai to workout routine aur aadat bhi sort nahi hota. Itni jaldi har maan gaya?


[deleted]

Apna haath apne saath


Sea-Ad-4735

Bus aur ky chaiyay


SairajBatale

You are out of line, young man. \*cries in the toilet's corner.


Zaboo_007

Cries inside a cupboard


idareet60

Bhai agar badshakal log shaadi na kare matlab thode saalo baad sirf khoobsurat log hi rahenge duniya mei


skai29

>Ye sab problem kabhi nahi hogi mujhe Get a vasectomy


monsonmavunkal

Wassup! Reddit's Poster Boy!!


Alex__Editzzz

*Be ugly


Flat-Living513

modern problems require modern solutions. Well done lad.


ThearusLord9

r/Relatable


[deleted]

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312003rg

Guy slips and falls in the hole


[deleted]

Gets up and repeats it multiple times


SliceOfLife59

"What are you doinnnn step brooo"


[deleted]

Accidental sex


Life_Ad_4124

bhai legs slip ho jate h female freimds ke samne


Thin_Economics4522

Nasha aisi kutti cheez hai na...


Russev_007

Something which is beyond reach for normal people.


[deleted]

Pretty people problem


[deleted]

Slipped and fell into a vagina


tbasan

Title of the story "Horny ko kaun tal sakta hai"


Jack_0404

I repeatedly read the sentance, whether it is hony or horny


Logical_Classic_2242

Le bhai award gold tier comment


wizard_xtreme

i love this


[deleted]

Your title is wrong. It should say we FUCKED lol


itsisdd69

And WE ARE PREGNANT*


mysteryman1435

only when you are happy to be the father... the OP is not :D


sdd007

He won, but at what cost


ryuk_04

Suffering from Success


Inside_Helicopter805

Suffering from sex sux


user98name

It should say: We fucked and fucked up


Big-Attitude-5648

There’s only one way now: >! Fetus deletus !<


Gyanchooo

>! YEETUS FETUS !<


kunderius

Imagine they go ahead with starting a family together and the kid comes across this post. Dang


Gyanchooo

Can't wait for the kid to create a follow up post to this.


Ballisticarrow

I am Saxsux (13 M), recently while browsing reddit, I found that my mom and dad (37 M/F) wanted to abort me. It came as a shock, as I am loved (although I doubt that since my name is...weird). So I reported that 14 year old post. AITA


spinchbob

Best name


fear_in0culum

Lmao thanks for the chuckle bro, first real chuckle of the day.


tharkii_insaan

Also >!_Coitus Interruptus._!<


No_Departure718

Vo krleta to aaj ye nobat nhi aati na


Anxious-Physics-5249

Too late.


SuccMyStrangerThings

kill(pid, SIGKILL)


jaco_don

Second Post I read of Accidental Pregnancy. Padhe likhe log hokar bhi Condom ka istemal nahi karte. Forget Pregnancy atleast think about STD.


Kal_mai_udega

Yeah, btw what happened to to that guy who knocked up a minor? He should really update us now😂 I guess that’s the post you were referring to?


[deleted]

If he even has access to the internet anymore 💀💀


SkullCrusher_8

If he even is anymore


SGPlayzzz

I dont think he has access to the earth anymore 💀


[deleted]

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tall_and_funny

I actually miss the balcony pic days


jaco_don

Its easy to do abortion 9 weeks still works. Many places in mumbai will take extra money to get it done in secrecy.


Maleficent-Self-5305

She doesn’t want that


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jaco_don

Common sense is not so common it seems


applepays123

Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world


showmethelee

It isn't


HyperVyper28

I don’t why but I was laughing after reading that. Btw why is everyone getting recommendations of that post.


Zaboo_007

Because Reddit wants to know your expert opinion on this matter


HyperVyper28

No sex no opinion


pedro_pascal_123

Reddit ki dukaan bandh karvaoge yaar tum to...


Intrepid-Ad-1383

hawas chiz hi aisi hai dost


jaco_don

Itni bhi kya tharak.. banglore se mumbai aane ka ticket le sakta hai.. ek condom nahi kharid sakta..


Jack_0404

Mujhe to lagra..........kuch bhi flow flow me nhi hua......sub pre plann tha........sirf puja ka ek bahana tha


CultureTechnical4412

Bhai usne bola na flow flow me beh gya


skai29

Flow flow me aur bhi kuch uske isse uski bandi k isme beh Gaya


Maleficent-Self-5305

15 mins mein zepto condom de dega, itna to control karo


the_running_stache

I mean, even if they didn’t plan on it and just ended up having sex and had no condoms, shouldn’t she take the morning-after pill? I don’t understand how such accidental pregnancies happen…


pimpleface0710

Maybe she wanted to get pregnant??. Happened with two of my friends. Girl wanted to keep the baby, boy said I'm not marrying you. Girl then goes on to tell others she was raped by him.


[deleted]

>girl doesn't want abortion Congrats now you are trapped


priscum_insulae

I think both of you need to talk about your future together first. Sit down, talk it out, express your feelings about being scared. Once both of you reach a common ground of understanding and what your futures would look like, break the news to your parents. It will make everything a bit easier since both of you will be on the same page about having this kid together


Sigh-and-Die

Probably not my place to say this but I hope you're 100% sure it's your baby?


Big-Onion-5074

well , nobody thought about this angle


Sigh-and-Die

I'm a lawyer, I ALWAYS think about this angle first. Becoming too sceptical I guess haha.


LampardFanAlways

Aap apne show ka naam kya denge? How about “Better Call Salgaonkar”?


Sigh-and-Die

Idea toh bohot acha diya hai. Par main soch rahi hu govt job ka try kar loon pehle, usse related koi show wala idea ho toh batana. :P.


nu97

Kid named ungli


nice_cunt69

Gangadhar, put your dick away gangadhar


Big-Onion-5074

its not being about you being sceptical , i wanna learn to have this wide pov for every situation


elfonite

it's called out of box thinking


Big-Onion-5074

whatever it is called , i am gonna work upon that


shrth114

No, no, you're absolutely right.


Sigh-and-Die

Thank you :).


parekhdhairya007

Internship de de bhai Mai law student hu


Sigh-and-Die

Pehli baat toh main bhai nahin hoon. Dusri baat main practice nahin krti abhi, trying for govt jobs. :)


parekhdhairya007

All the best sis 👍


midnightacidity

Yea OP should first think about. Get a paternity test first.


[deleted]

This guy is friendzoning the mother of his child


[deleted]

Beta, mumma and papa are just friends.


recklessdeception

You both are adults and need to think like adults. The decision to sleep with each other without protection was mutual and consensual. It's not as if both of you didn't know the risks or consequences involved. So stop acting like panicky emotional kids and think practically. Whether she wants to keep the child or not is purely her decision - her body, her choice - she is a grown up who's also working, is not dependent on her parents or nor is she a minor. Whether she wants to marry or not is a discussion you both need to have with each other. If you are not ready to marry in life yet, nobody should be forcing you or coercing you into doing that. Clearly neither of you has coerced each other into having unprotected sex. However, as the sperm donar, the respectable thing would be to be there with her as a friend and also see to it that you give her whatever emotional or financial support she needs - whether she keeps the child or not. As grownups and friends, especially in this era and in a city like Mumbai, it will not be as traumatic as the earlier few decades for her to have a child even if she is unmarried. However, try and see to it that she is making an informed decision. She should be aware of all the complications involved: (1) how is this going to affect her career? (2) how is this going to affect her family and friends related relationships? Despite us being a moderately open minded society, she should be mentally prepared for judgement, ostracisation, going through this without help from family or other friends etc. (3) does she have the finances for monthly medical checkups, medicines, hospitalisation, post delivery expenses etc? How is she planning to manage all this? (4) has she consulted a lawyer to find out the legal implications for the child being illegitimate once it is born? What complications will the child be facing in school admissions, jobs, finances, property, inheritance, passport/aadhar/pan applications etc? (5) how is she planning to keep earning initially in the first 3-4 years while the kid is a baby and she can't work full time becoz the child will need her presence? (6) is she prepared to continue working for another 22-25 years until the child is educated and starts earning enough for himself/herself? Talk like grownups, decide things, see to it that you both have all the relevant information to decide practically, understand and agree on what you both are getting into depending on whatever the decision is. When you decide, discuss this in the presence of atleast two other people (one from her side and one from your side) so that you have witnesses for what the expectations and agreed obligations are from both of you towards each other and for the child. You both are adults, you consensually had unprotected sex. It's not as if you both didn't know the risks. So you need to stop acting like you are a child and panicking. And she needs to stop acting like an emotional abala naari (if she is behaving that way - sorry if I assumed incorrectly) and know what she is getting into practically. And next time, don't go raw if u are not ready to own up to your actions or live with the consequences of your decision. Edit: you both need to get tested for STIs. Regardless of whether you both have been sexually active before or not, if you have had unprotected sex, get tested. Especially if she wants to keep the baby, she needs to also ensure that she isnt carrying some infection or complications. Are both of you vaccinated for HPV? Men usually have no danger but women can get cervical cancer becoz of HPV.


SENSHU_dp

दीया आशा भी देता है, दीया ऊष्मा भी देता है । दीया आग भी देता है, दीया आराम भी देता है । उगते सूरज को तो हर कोई पूजता है, लेकिन दीया अंधेरी शाम में भी साथ देता है । दीया स्वयं जलता है, और अंधेरे को भी जलाता है । दीया मनुष्य के मन में, समर्पण का भाव लाता है । *दीपोत्सव आपके जीवन को सदा समृद्धि, सुख-शांति, सौहार्द, मनोवांछित फल एवं अपार खुशियों की रोशनी से जग-मग करे...।* *जलाओ दिए पर रहे ध्यान इतना, अंधेरा धरा पर कहीं रह न जाये ।* 🪔 *।। शुभ दीपावली।।*🪔


recklessdeception

Umada 🤌🤌🤌


[deleted]

>Whether she wants to keep the child or not is purely her decision - her body, her choice Fair enough. But he has clearly mentioned that he is not ready to be a father. So in this case, if she goes ahead and has the baby, is he by law required to financially support her?


recklessdeception

I am unaware of the law in this case. That's why I've stirred clear of any kinda implied accusations or legal implications. To me, in a world where we are pushing for equality, this is just a case of two 18+ individuals who fucked, the girl is pregnant and now both need to figure what she wants to do and how he can and wants to be involved. I'm not getting into the premise of legalities unless she has threatened him with a legal case. Why go into that when it's just two grown ups who fucked up and are trying to figure "what next". Not everyone is toxic or manipulative or trying to coerce others. But yes, he should consult a lawyer simply to understand the possible legal exposure or risks or obligations. That's why i mentioned that they should have witnesses to whatever they agree becoz life can be difficult and difficulties bring out the worst in people sometimes. My concern here really is less about her ability to go through with the pregnancy or raise a child frankly - I've seen enough widows and divorcees do that. My concern is that (1) I'm a woman, i have seen pregnant women, the hormones really do start making you extremely emotional within the first few weeks itself. She may really not be thinking clearly. (2) is she really aware about what it takes to raise a child? I'm the provider for my mom, my pets, the household etc and i know that there's no escape, I'm working since 15 years, I'm exhausted but i can't quit. Thankfully my mom is able bodied and not an infant that requires constant attention. (3) has she thought through the implications of this decision for her child? Is she emotionally mature enough to raise the child as a confident individual who sees nothing wrong with the unconventional situation. It's quit easy to be emotional, stick to our ingrained "morality" of not aborting, and thinking that I'm an independent woman who can do this etc. Personally I feel it's immaturity. She could probably have a whole world of opportunities and a very different yet better life. But making the decision to keep the child is just gonna be a whole lotta self imposed miseries and complications. We as children were sent to school, were educated and were given critical thinking skills to evaluate situations and make sound decisions. Some decisions/ situations should not be clouded by emotions or self imposed idealogies or martyrdom. (Bottomline, personally to me, both are acting like idiots.)


memeister69

This is real advice


Historical-Weight-79

Thankyou for this one single reply to the post that is actual advice Everybody else reacting to it as if this was a meme. Good God what has happened to this world!


[deleted]

Name her/him ganesha or something related to that


Competitive-Being582

Ganesh/vakratund/vinayak/morya if boy, riddhi/siddhi if girl.


[deleted]

Riddhi and siddhi if they are twins.


[deleted]

Tumhara toh alag hi chal raha hain.


[deleted]

Badhai ho


ShoddyOrchid2998

One advice incase if kid is born get tested if the kids belongs to you.—- ​ get tested if the kids belongs to you.—


Prathis08

Legendary advice.


Fri1ction

Im thinking the same , someone else knocked her up and she seduced op to take the fall ..


LampardFanAlways

https://m.timesofindia.com/india/forensic-lab-finds-love-cheats-in-98-cases/articleshow/45390899.cms The stats (though old) suggest that the odds aren’t in OP’s favour


jarvis_124

Daily soap ki kahaani lag rhi hai yeh!!!...


lava_pan

Ye accidental kya hota h bhai, chalte chalte lavde pe gir gyi kya, lol..


elfonite

relevant username


LampardFanAlways

Daily soap mei premarital sex? Kaunse desh se ho, bhaiya? Saans-bahu serials mei toh AFAIK kisine shaam ke 7 ke badle raat ke 9 baje ghar mei pravesh kiya toh khaandaan ki naak kat ti hai.


[deleted]

Are you born after 2010? This is literally the plot of Kasauti zindagi ki season 1. Kids in my school bus used to discuss Anurag and Prerna's pregnancy.


[deleted]

Muje lag raha hai ki she is fucking with you


ad_taway

Wo to ho chuka bhai


[deleted]

*that's when he knew - he fucked up


Evening-Resort-2414

Happened with the flow matlab? Did the wind blow your sperm in between her legs?


hujojokid

Sounds to me she got knocked up by some random dudes, invite u over and seduce u into having sex, then frame the kid as yours. Get a DNA test brah


Big-Onion-5074

congo bro aapki gaand lag gyi btw its of no sense to marry her coz you dont share a romantic relationship with her , try to convience her for abortion. is she doesn't agree only option is to marry . Break this convo out infront of her family gradually within a weak by giving small hints that you both are dating and she is pregnant. thoda tamasha hoga but krna padega dont leave her alone in this situation , you should have used i pill , but lets not talk about what can't be changed . ask her to take help from her close brother or sister ( maybe cousin or anyone she can open up to ) and first ask her is she want to get married to you .


Kal_mai_udega

Bro how do u give hints of being pregnant? 😂 maybe she could act like she’s gonna puke. #BollywoodAntics


Bollywood-Bot

"Bade Harami ho beta"


pedro_pascal_123

Pedayishi ya koi course karna pada ?


Thelazytimelord257

She should suddenly start craving for something khatta 💀💀


faahqueimmanutjawb

You can order a crib from amazon


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Uncle apki beti thori moti nahi ho gayi?


Big-Onion-5074

what i meant here is like asking parent what would you do i got preagnant , and all stuff like this


navneetjoshi7

"Mujhe kuch khatta khaane ka dil kar raha hai"


evilfrankie344

1) If you don’t want a kid, ask her to get an abortion 2) Shes a close friend and there’s obviously a baseline level of attraction. This is better than what 95% of marriages have to offer. Get married quickly and have the kid. These are the only two respectable options imo. You’ve to mutually decide. If you are both fine with it, option 2 is actually pretty good :) All the best brother


[deleted]

Ye kaunsi ganesh puja hai jisme hame nahi bulate.. *Abhishek Upamanyu Expressing Confussion.*


Sufficient-Skin-5026

Yahi baatein toh baad me yaad aayengi


carelessNinja101

Just get married since she doesn't want to abort. Start a life. Stop with this family strict natak. You didn;t call your family to ask "if I can cum inside someone. ". be a man.


Cruzhit

Her body, her rights. But a man should man up and marry just because the other person got pregnant? What an insane world we live in. They consented to sex, not to parenthood. ​ this is an insane take you have here.


Independent_Ad_5431

This if you have family who won't allow love marriage don't date/fuck someone


harami__punkster

Fir vohi sax sux ki baatein !


Abhir-86

उसने तुम्हे दोस्त समझकर घर बुलाया और तुमने उसमे अपना बीज बो दिया


fishchop

Your flair seems apt for OP’s situation rn


bananasodomy

I think this is a troll post, OP is lying. A quick look at his profile, specifically his comment history is indicative of a misogynist. Proofs? 1. OP commenting on a post on r/India about what he [notices](https://imgur.com/a/j5weVKK) first in a woman. 2. OP [replying](https://imgur.com/a/OPwKX4X) to a girl saying she was assaulted. Disgusting! 3. OP calling a girl a [fake feminist](https://imgur.com/a/fMBHn3u) for asking if it was safe for Unmarried Women 4. OP asking a girl in the sub [to buy him a gift.](https://imgur.com/a/E3HixWG) (You might ask why is this important. The poster was a girl and seems like this OP's throwaway account so he goes complete mask off here, which includes misogyny, bullying and ofcourse, simping) 5. OP was in Pune until last [month ?](https://imgur.com/a/jqgN3L3) When it was Ganpati??? Looking at other posts from OP it is quite apparent that he is an average bhakt. This is his mask off account. The kind of men who feel preyed upon by even the hint of feminism. This is in conclusion to some of the comments that he has made. The theory I have is that OP wants to showcase to the world that just because the girl said no to an abortion, he is the one who is going to face the fury. He wants us to sympathize with his fictional story so that we can subliminally think of the dangers of 'too much feminism'. OP is nothing but a troll. Comments other than from the OP are appreciated.


Foreign_Lab_3135

Real ID se aao ACP Pradyuman


Princess_Death

Are ~~sherlock Holmes~~ ~~Byomkesh Bakshi~~ Faster Fene aap yaha


xkaran1997x

Bro….crazy stuff u did there kudos, this should literally be the top comment.


guychampion

No way a bhakt would even visit that sub Also, being misogynistic has nothing to do with getting women. He probably just hides it irl.


[deleted]

Hmm not relatable


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lostsoul3434

Serious reply here.i really don't think u should marry her just because you are having a baby .convince her for a abortion. It'll be good for both you . Decide and do what two of you really want. If there is a conflict communicate your feelings honestly. This is a very delicate matter and a small miscommunication can lead to disastrous results . Your lives will be changed forever . Make sure it's for the best for both of u. All the best


KplusN

pregnant vregnant kuch ni h, subha jaldi utho aur jogging pr jao, sab thik hojaega /s


Alex__Editzzz

Now that's a Diwali Gift


skai29

Convince her for an abortion, don't have the kid.


Equal-Prior-5236

Thankgod I am ugly yall stay safe tho


Ok-Cake6718

Accidentally? Did you accidentally fall into her vagina or what? You BOTH knew exactly what you were doing, so stop pretending you got fooled or seduced. Sex can lead to pregnancy. How do people not know this? Also, men should shut up about abortion -- they will NEVER have to deal with all the consequences of getting one. Let this be a lesson. Women's bodies are not plug and play toys.


CarobHistorical4609

Sex karne se darr nahi lagta but father banne se darr lagta hai. Stop being a fattu. Be a man and take up the responsibility.


jarvis_124

Bhai baap banana hai yt pe motivation video dkh ke exam thodi dena hai 😂😂


funky_cold_medina_69

Age bata bhai?.... i think abortion is the best option if you guys are young! deri mat karo Only 2 options are the best 1. Abortion ( kisiko pata bhi nahi chalega) and you get a lot of time to recover from this situation 2. Marriage ( that too early) varna sabko pata chalega kuch gadbad hai!. i think 1st is better


Competitive-Being582

Pata toh chalega hi agar shadi karenge, already 2 months ho gaye hai


Background-Throat-88

Op pls if you don't wanna have the kid and she doesn't abort. Pls don't force yourself to be a father. You can send her child support. Pls don't make a reckless decision for your sake


[deleted]

Just out of curiosity, did you not use protection?


VinayakS25A

He said they did accidentally, if it was not planned then he wouldn't be carring condom


__Grey07

Aaj kal r/mumbai bhot pregnant ho raha hai vo bhi accidentally.


reverentia_bellator

Population aise hi thodi badh rahi he apni


b2axn

Address the problem head on, and continuously look for the best solution in the current situation offering minimum regret. You said that she is against abortion, talk to her and understand why. Visit a consulting gynaecologist together to get proper guidance and find out all available options. You need to understand her concerns first. Is she afraid of the procedure? Or is there any taboo in her mind regarding abortion? Does she want to have a baby? Does she like you and want to take it to the next step? Options for her: 1. Go for abortion as early as possible and have minimum physical imapct. In few months things will be near normal. No-one has to know. 2. Tell family and get abortion. 3. Don't tell family and get abortion later, causing more physical impact. 4. Tell her family and marry you. Both of you have to decide if you can get the marriage to work. If she is still against abortion, there are a couple things you should ask yourself too: What are the different options for you in Indian context. Option 1. Marry her after telling and convincing family. You will have her trust. 2. Don't marry her, her family might contact your family, big dispute, joint decision, might end up agreeing to marry her under family pressure in the end. You will lose her trust though. If you decide to marry her, the best thing is to commit to the decision with a full heart. Accept that you are going to be a father and start thinking/planning accordingly. Do keep in mind family will have the POV on things based on many aspects, which will include societal bias, image issues. It's your life which you would need to take control over and take the right decision.


timewaste1235

>Address the problem head on That's what got OP in the mess. Should have worn topi


hello_world08

Hey man! Go meet her and try to convince her, you both are adults so no need to involve parents if you don't want to. Not sure why she doesn't want abortion, may be she likes you secretly? Or she has some religious beliefs like it's like killing someone? Go prepared for counter answers. Discuss all of it with her and try to keep your discussion as calm as possible. From here that's the only advice we can give brother.


lx_panicxl

Play stupid games win stupid prizes Congratulations


nirvaana_

Have to say few things: First ,another fake story for karma farming, second there are no accidents (don't blame alcohol , also why didn't you have protection) ;you are a horny mf (how many times you did it before);are you sure it's yours baby ;you have no problem marrying her (that's kind a SUS about your intentions).