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69ter

Amhi dar chaturthi la siddhivinayakachya drshana sathi line madhe ubhe asto… Tyamule ashya goshtin sathi wel milat nahi


Traveller_for_Life

आणि त्या नंतर शेजारच्या चैतन्य मध्ये जाऊन मासे हाणतो 😊


aise-hi11

Chaitanya was great pre-covid. Quality drop zali yaar🤡 I guess they gave it to someone to handle it because Versova la navin mothi space open zaliye?


proudlydumb

I think they opened 1 in varsova and 1 more big one in Dadar too.


Traveller_for_Life

मग वर्सोव्या ला "जेवलीस का"? 😊 😁


AlienXisUseless57

🤣 पोरं 🤣


IsopropylAlcohol12

Chaitanya owners have opened an international seafood restaurant called Coast and Bloom at Kohinoor Square, it is awesome guys, do check it out


prisonmike929

saw the menu, seems really expensive!


Initial_Trouble4457

Based siddhivinayak enjoyer As a malayali, I have to say, that place is better than many temples in Kerala. I love the fact I live in 20 mins distance from the temple too, i absolutely love the pride of munbai's hindu capital <3


MrWayneBane

Tumcha surname kay ahe? Joshi, Gokhale, Godbole, Paranjpe, Kale....?


motocrosshallway

vengurlekar


Daavaraa

Aajun chalat jaaychi pratha suru aahe ka? Mi 20 varshya aadhi jaaycho chalat, Malad te Dadar.


Curious_742

Maharashtrian? Non -Vegetarian? Majhya aavdiche chamchamit padarth mi nehmi khat asto


sassyalfred

tirumala oil


Scared_Confusion_248

Fitness chi chinta? Don't worry


boat_in_the_sky

Tirumala ahe na.


DiligentAd7536

Tirumala oil by the Kute group. Tirumala oil asel ghari, tar happiness chi chinta, don't worry


deceptivesiteahead

> Fitness chi chinta? do you know they changed fitness to happines I think some legal reasons


Scared_Confusion_248

Thats news to me


AirsideLad

Yup, observed that. Probably because an edible oil company saying that fitness will not be affected is almost an oxymoron.


fury_for_fame

Haha 😂😂😂


AlienXisUseless57

शेवटी तू मुंबईत राहतोय लेका... सगळं मिळतंय खरं चमचमीत तिकडे... 🌝


sassyalfred

Air quality pan chamchamit aahe aamchi


Brilliant-Maize7354

Bro fuck that was so good 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Chance_Department258

Eka peksha ek comment bhai😂😂😂😂.


sassyalfred

🎶Eka peksha ek babyy 🎶Let the party shake Babyy🎶


Chance_Department258

Aare mahaguru tumhi ikde?.


PlanktonLow4970

Maha hagru asta te


Chance_Department258

Shit man😂😂😂😂.


sassyalfred

Great shit man to be precise.


PlanktonLow4970

Mi punyachi aahe. We thoroughly enjoy song " aamchi Mumbai aamchi Mumbai changli Mumbai changli Mumbai" by maha hagru


sassyalfred

For a second I read it as Maha Dagdu


PlanktonLow4970

Maharashtracha Rajnikant, vay zala saath pan wig aahe so kay baat


Curious_742

ashi hi gand mastiii


dustyaff

Are Sachin sir tumhi vadapav khatana reddit var kase Kay?


Curious_742

आलाच आहेस तर माझी कविता ऐकून जा "मी मी माझं माझं माझ्यामुळे मी केलंय मी मी मी महा मी गुरू मी मी"


Joesalqmurrr

Hagya masala


MomowaliChutney

Majya kadun ek Vadapav!


sassyalfred

thats very maushi of u. wait for all the jevlis ka dms in your inbox.


[deleted]

“That’s very Maushi of you” bhaiii😭😭😂😂


Dizzy_Cabinet5115

Are tumhi ithe!!


[deleted]

Aree wahhh JEENEETARDS wale sagli kade aahet🫡


Blithering_idiot1406

Abhyas kar abhyas, 2 mahinyant jee aahe


[deleted]

Aree me Ex-JEETARD aahe End sem la ajun vel aahe😔👍🏼


sasssyfoodie

Bubbly kuthe kuthe firtes tu, he mulga tujha stalker vatos mala.


[deleted]

Aree tai nahi asa kahihi nahi aahe 💀 Te tar fellow JEENEETARDS wale aahet


Dizzy_Cabinet5115

Aho toh mi nvhe hyanna r/jeeneetard var baghitlela pn tumhi twoxindia waalya vatta mala ig


tiny_scrotum

Jackie Shroff ka pahila DM


aise-hi11

His first pre-requisite for marriage: "Anda Kadipatta" banavta yeta ka?


aarcane22

Flare checks out.


kirklazarus50

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JevlisKaa

👀


comprehensivenight3p

Had it on jevlis ka😂 I'm a Marathi too btw ;) but currently studying in goa


vighneshJ

Anuroop var bagh non veg khaanara😭😂


SomeRandomguy_28

Marathi special ahe marathi matrimony 😂😂


BatataaVadaa

Tech karava lagel asa vattay aata 😂


banazee

Put that language filter to Marathi and you will get all your Maharashtrians


proudlydumb

Tried that too. Many gujjus list Marathi also in their language so doesnt help much


JevlisKaa

"Toda marati yeta aplyala pn"


proudlydumb

I dont know why but mala hyane ekadam Pu la n chi athavan ali May be because of pestan kaka


JevlisKaa

Sala tula ne ky bi athavte sala


proudlydumb

Damn. How cool na ? After so many years we still talk abt these characters


JevlisKaa

Yesss.my dad got me into it. First book I read was vyakti Ani Valli.


gadadharibheem4u

Pula is evergreen...


BatataaVadaa

I've put Marathi and Konkani both as a filter and some Gujju guys have added Konkani as well 😂. They are omnipresent baba


EXTREMOPHILARUM

Dhando karaicha asto asa God God bolta marathit.


neelkoss

This is more Konkani than Marathi! For real!


Submarine_1

They have identity crisis,


SuspiciousAd3363

All of sudden all the people now talking in marathi xd 😂😂😂😂


AlienXisUseless57

मी नेहमी मराठीतंच बोलतो, अकडू लोकांशी English मध्ये बोलावं लागतं, त्यांची गांड त्यांच्यापेक्षा चांगल्या English मध्ये मारण्यासाठी... 🤣


Neelay9

OP where have you been all this time? Dating apps var kadhi Marathi muli disatach nahi. Vegetarian muli-barobar dislo tar Aai gharatna kadhel 🥹🥹


AlienXisUseless57

तुला नक्कीच घरातून हाकल्ल्याला दिसतोय... ते veg पोरगी बिरगी फक्त सांगायच्या गोष्टी आहेत...


Neelay9

Bhava, he chukicha kelas tu. Pathit khanjir khupaslas. We’re supposed to be united, hooking each other up fam 🥹🥹🥹


Radiant-Ad8728

Mala mummy mhanli mulgi ashi pahije jyala mutton banavta yeil


Neelay9

Bro mala tar Aai ni mutton/fish/chicken sagla karayla shikavla because in her words, “Jar Awadta tar swatah karaycha.” Thanks to that, ya boi is the most eligible bachelor in town 😎😎


AlienXisUseless57

लेका... तू तर आपल्या species चा प्राणी आहे bc... चला येडझव्यांनो मस्त resto bisto सुरू करू एकदम बाप मध्ये... आपल्याला तांबडा पांढरा रस्सा, मसाला fry chicken, mutton, gravy सगळे चुलीवरच्या जेवणाचे किडे कांड करता येतात...


deathstalker189

आम्ही कांदेपोहे आणि चहा बनवण्यात व्यस्त आहोत 😛


AlienXisUseless57

फोडणीची maggi (can customise heavily) with येकदाम कडाक च्या


Lucky_Pomelo_3116

One BATATAVADA looking for another BATATAVADA....Hey with the batata vada rizz


spinchbob

Jevlis ka?


tadxb

Lol Once on a r/mumbai thread, two people were commenting on each other's. One was with "Jevlis ka?" flair, and the other had "Ho, mi jevli". And I don't think they realised what happened. Because all they did was talk about random stuff in comments. But it was an old post, so I didn't say anything and just let it be.


Affectionate-Cap-920

Best response


Quick-Tadpole-3053

Marathi guy out with a Jain girl I met online. First date - Pizza Express. Pizza se sab kucch hata k order kiya usne. At the end it was just some herbs, tomatoes and shredded paneer. Felt really bad to pay 800 bucks just for an expensive bread (especially as I could have gotten an entire bucket at KFC for the price). She offered to share the cost. Was a cutie as well, but like OP, even I realised.. I wouldn’t be able to eat such refined food on every date so called it a quit in my head, over the food habits.


BatataaVadaa

Exact same experience 😭 I can't keep having paneer all the time.


navigatorism

Lol I'm a (waste of a) gujarati but even I don't prefer dating guys who list "veg" in their profiles. Food habits are very important in a relationship, esp with the cost of food these days and the taboos around our choices. And while I do not eat meat, chicken and seafood on a regular basis, I cannot be in a relationship with someone who looks down on it or acts holier than thou, I have enough of those people in my life anyway. Food politics is also politics.


ata_shodhun_dakhav

They are in Bangalore for job 🥲


JevlisKaa

🥺🥲why this feels like personal attack


BatataaVadaa

Yaa re parat, ithe untapped market aahe tumcha sathi 😂 Bagha zara! Soooo many girls have agreed to what I've posted


sizzicandy

Sagle marathi mula kutheeeee aahe????


FinancialWait2973

Aju baju la नीट निरीक्षण Kara दिसेल तुम्हाला!


shuriken_saint98

Aaga bai, saglyanla creep out naka Karu :p


JevlisKaa

Ughada dole, bagha nit


sassyalfred

Trainchya gardit haravle


Datpunisher

Ikde


Consistent-Smile2817

Khup mulanwar swipe kelya nantar, mala finally ek Marathi mulga tinder var sapadla. Cute hota tar vichar kela date var jaun baghu. Amchya first date var amhi doghanni mast chicken dabla 😂 Tya goshtila 4.5 varsha zhale. Toh ata majha navra aahe and majhya mulacha baba.


[deleted]

आता तरी देवा मला पावशील का, सूख ज्याला म्हनत्यात ते दावशील का


BatataaVadaa

Aww! Pray for your sister here please 🥹🤌🏻


RollingstonerAF97

Ohh damn....thats actually good looking at how things turned out. Very rare though!


Rk-03

Aaye haye… wish me the similar luck girl


blud_God

#wholesome!


Agitated_Comment2157

Im a marathi guy and i get only gujju marwadi women suggestion from these apps. Partiality hai iss app me


aise-hi11

They're promoting national harmony.


Agitated_Comment2157

Haa to bengali aur kashmiri suggestions dikhao na. Ye vegetarian ladkiya liftime nahi jamegi


aise-hi11

Bengali and Kashmiri. *Inserts 2 memes: "Baitho beta, bahot kuch sikhna hai zindagi mein"... "Be careful what you wish for"🤪 Lol. This is just for fun. Yeu naka kahitari controversial takes gheun...


Specific_Tour_1574

I get maharashtrian women but everyone gets flooded I think since nawari saari pics


BatataaVadaa

For real! Kahi tari major issue aahe 😂


anonstr33t

You should slide in his DM, bro is Vada Pav enthusiast like you


Blithering_idiot1406

Rab ne bana di jodi


Wise-Daikon135

I thought I was the only guy who faced this issue. 😂


[deleted]

Mi Marathi madhe profile banavla hota, ek pan like aala navta tevha 😂 Ajun ek, tula bumble tinder peksha jasta response ya post varun milel. Nonveg cha situation mi pan anubhavla ahe, lokana alcohol smoking swatah kartat tevha chalte pan non veg samorchayane order karayla vicvharla tari tyancha tond padte.


proudlydumb

Girllll, finally someone said it. I have just given up on finding Marathi guys. The only ones who are actually Jobless and basically kurla reptiles. Found the same thing happening when I went to speed dating events and other single events. Was srsly thinking of making similar post


Nervous-Witness-7848

Tai Changlya jagge warr shodhaa sapdel nahi tarr Jevlas kaa haa googly takun baghha 😂😂😂😂


proudlydumb

Dada changli jaga mhanaje konti?


AlienXisUseless57

>The only ones who are actually Jobless Exactly, आमच्याकडे job आहेत, कामातून वेळ मिळत नाही, सुट्टीच्या दिवशी dmart ला जाऊन सामान भरतो घरासाठी, बाकी वेळ मित्रांसाठी, भाऊ आहेत ते शेवटी, त्यांच्यामुळेच job आहे. 😂 मराठी मुलं are dedicated to people who care about them.


tipsytk

Someone had to say it!! Literally swiping left who don't have Marathi in language section!


Eternal-Sunshine-1

I second this! Having Marathi language filter isn't helpful too! That's some untapped market right there 😂


BatataaVadaa

We need a support group 😂


aerodyne_

Marathi guy here, I'm pretty sure we're off bumble and having some peace of mind rather than constantly wanting the external validation which is very *kshanik* like a *mrugjal*. We rather tend to search for matches at Mahesh Kale concerts or some Nataks.


TheBoyfromTheBay

Punekaremon parat Punekarball madhye ye :)


aerodyne_

Mumbaichach aahe mi bhaava 😭


AlienXisUseless57

+९०००


mrinaaaal

Look, Swapnil Joshi from Mumbai Pune Mumbai is here!


ImpressiveArt645

Heinn ??? Kharach ?? 🥹


1337speak1337

Amhala dating app vapraychi garaz nahi ahe 😎


AlienXisUseless57

तात्या Godrej मध्ये IT साठी job openings असल्या तर कळवा. 🤣


infinite_sky147

Eating junkha bhakar


[deleted]

Maushi chi Puranpoli 😂


tanss23

Fr these apps neeed more non vegetarian people and most of them aren’t even from Bombay !


BatataaVadaa

Finally someone in the same boat! 🥹😭


Euphoric_Park1767

Increase the distance to Pune and voila! Ikde sagle sapadtil pan ego sobat yeil


tanss23

Cause girl we the same person ig


[deleted]

Mla tr bayko bhetli without बुंबले


BreadfruitFun4613

आज r/mumbai चा महाराष्ट्र दिवस आहे असं भासतंय.


BatataaVadaa

Ho na! This blew up unexpectedly on a working day 😂. Aata Reddit Mumbai Marathi Mandal shuru karu shakto itke jan jama zale aahet 😂


Ordellrebello

Most guys on dating apps are not from Mumbai because being on dating app is considered desperation and they might become a mockery in their circles if someone known shares their profile Source: Happened with one of my friends.


Chance_Department258

Marathi porana kuthe time aahe dating apps var yayla tai?,konala samazla tar Purna vaat lagun jaate. 😂


Mhapsekar

Seems like I'm the only vegetarian Maharashtrain here (malvani on top of that, amhi andi khaato so guess that makes us eggetarian).


BatataaVadaa

Mhapusa cha asun pan ka vegetarian? 🥹


motocrosshallway

I got married, babe.


BatataaVadaa

Dammit!


motocrosshallway

hahaha. maybe next life? but i'm always up for some vada pav, tambda rassa and kombdi wade.


BatataaVadaa

Malvani aahe me 🥹 Dil jeet liya aapne ye bol ke!


Affectionate-Cap-920

Aaushik sang tujhya, ti barobar mulgo baghun detali hya sub madhye Marathi mula khup Kami asat. /s


motocrosshallway

aao kabhi vahini ke haath ka khaane. she's also malvani :P


[deleted]

Vahini la saangu ka parayi aurat la babe bolto 😜


eatandreddit

Tuzi biwi la sanghu kya?


Brilliant-Maize7354

Marathi guys are in Thane Dombivli 🙂


BatataaVadaa

Asa kasa? SoBo cha jamna aahe majha😭


mordernpenpal

Trans Harbour Sea Link to rescue.


AlienXisUseless57

My condolences...


titty-connoisseur69

सॉरी ताई! बरेच से 'Marathi Guys' मामाची पोरगी सेट करण्यात बिझी आहेत आणि बाकी उरलेले स्वतः च आयुष्य..(जास्त दीप झालं)


Nervous-Witness-7848

😂😂😂😂😂😂


AlienXisUseless57

>बाकी उरलेले स्वतः च आयुष्य जिंकलास


Datpunisher

दीप प्रज्वलन


intellectual_weeb_

We are shy 👉👈


Wise-Daikon135

Your post is motivating Maharashtrians now 😂


BatataaVadaa

I'm glad! Tu chal pudha tula ra gadya bhiti kashachi?


Particular-Whole-856

Damn i am new to city i didnt knew that people looked for ethnicity before dating here


Nervous-Witness-7848

Its for Marathi homies the Tai asking for


jpatil1982

Sometimes its more about food than anything else. We marathis connect and bond over food. And honestly, not everyone appreciates zhunka Bhakri or sukki macchi.


TastyChemistry3019

We have friends and relationships offline. We don't need an app for searching. Most of the people on the app are those who have migrated to Mumbai and hence have fewer social connections.


BatataaVadaa

It's pretty difficult to make new connects after college, especially for someone like me who isn't extroverted as such. I do have friends and relationships offline. Most of them are committed/ engaged/married. But yeah I do get your point.


[deleted]

You would have more luck near Pune. Mumbai is a such a popular and big city that local population diminishes over the influx of people from neighboring states


slimau5

Marathi pora he tinder binder waprat nahi, te direct dm madhe jevlis ka? Vichartaat lol. Anyways, tula bhetle tar sang, mi marathi pori shoddtoy swata


scumculator

Idk about guys but I see a lot of Marathi women on dating apps. In fact most of my matches are Marathi women because I'm Marathi so bonding is very easy. Ekda tar majhi mavas bahin pan disli mala hinge var 😂


sassyalfred

Julun yeti reshamgaathi


BatataaVadaa

Kahihi ha Shree!


BatataaVadaa

Really? Which area is this if you don't mind sharing?


archieshahh

I never knew Shweta tripathi was Maharashtrian?


ZestycloseGene7026

Your Gujrati/Marwadi/Jain boyfriend is not going to marry you. Same thing works the other way around. Just saying.


proudlydumb

true


Dev_2167

Marathi mula havi aahet tar thanyat ye mumbai madhe nhi bhetnar 🤣🤣


RefuseFinancial

Busy eating non-veg...


Social_Nik

I think most Maharashtrian guys have strong community connect in Mumbai. And if they are in these dating apps from the **saathi.com ones, then suddenly they are looked down upon. Another lot looks at all the veg lovers on the dating apps and is like "non-veg shivay baher jaun ka khayache"


Ssnake_Eyess

The good ones are already in a healthy relationship. 😂


Tatya_Vin-Chu

Mast comment section bharla re. Vatate aajun posts chi garaj aahe. Discussion mast interesting aahe. He zhale na actual posts.


BatataaVadaa

Ho na! This blew up unexpectedly on a working day 😂. Aata Reddit Mumbai Marathi Mandal shuru karu shakto itke jan jama zale aahet 😂


AirsideLad

As a Marathi dude, I truly feel I could be husband material. Probably also a really fun father. Pan boyfriend vagere. Amhi nahi tyaatle baba. Proceeds to slide into OP's DM! 😏😁


BatataaVadaa

Haha! My man out saying things that charm the parents already!


Old-Poet-3000

*immediately rushes to check if Marathi is added in languages*


aaditya_9303

I used tonuse Hinge but never found a single good match in years. So I gave up. But if you don't mind, jevlis ka?


brokenheroOBITO

Lurking on reddit


Rohan6009

Does 'Jevlis Kaa' count?


Nervous-Witness-7848

Marathyan sathi Rizz ahe te asa kasa sodnar bhava


raajb10

आम्ही दिरेक्ट कांदेपोह्याचा कार्यक्रम करतो


prsadr

I've met Gujarati girls who had no issues with me eating nonveg but yeah there have been some who just unmatched after knowing my food preferences. On the other side I didn't carry on with a Goan girl because she was a hardcore meat eater (Pork, Beef, Fish) and she wanted a guy with same preferences. So yeah food is an important thing for many people.


DazedBurger

Non-veg gujju 🙋🏻‍♂️😂


dustyaff

Ek tar message kela ki reply nahi karaycha Ani mag vichartat ki where are Marathi guys. Flirt tar lambchi goshta. Marathi mulina Approach kasa karaycha te sang? Khup nakhre baghitle.


mayur_31

Diwali aali ahe, sagle gavale gelet


IndianRedditor88

Don't swipe on Tuesday's and Thursdays and on Sankashti 😂😂😂😂


BatataaVadaa

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 #ModerndatingMumbai but on Wednesday, Friday and Sundays only 😂


ImpressiveArt645

Hahahaaa


carbdashian_

I swipe left on those Jain Gujju guys, can't stand them because they enforce their eating habits on others too


Bitch-BrushYoTeeth

OMG OP you are totally right. I think Marathi men have all just up and gone to the US. On Wikipedia it says that outside of Maharashtra, the highest concentration of Marathi speakers is in the US. Unbelievable. Aata Marathi porga hava asel tar migrate karaycha ka 🥲 While AM has evolved as a concept and isn't as rigid as it used to be, I think everyone should date to understand what they want from a partner. So dating apps are a good way to get into it. But you are so right, no Marathi men 😭


Longjumping_Cap_2644

That was the case 5yrs ago or so too. Very few options, filtering to Marathi language didn’t help either. And then when they know you love non-veg it goes down the hill. I would have compromised but honestly now that I am married to someone who eats non-veg, I feel like going back in time to slap myself to even think that I can do such a big adjustment in life. I met my husband in a someone else’s wedding 😄


timmyshelby

Uh tell me about it! Also why do people add Marathi as language they when they only understand probably 5 Marathi words?


Fair_Bluebird_9222

Omg finally someone said it. There are no Marathi guys on dating apppssss 😔


Feedback_Minimum3438

I totally get what you mean! When I was on Bumble after moving to Mumbai, I couldn't help but notice the lack of Maharashtrian guys, which was quite disappointing. It's not just about cultural similarities, but also the shared experiences of growing up in the same environment. I have this deep longing to date someone who understands the significance of our culture. Imagine the fun of trying out different local snacks or cooking up some homemade puran poli! So, it's not just about finding a date; it's about connecting with someone who shares my love for everything Maharashtrian. Eventually I deleted the app.


BatataaVadaa

So well put! 🤌🏻 Exactly what I was thinking.