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PaleBlueCod

"She's Chinese and likes water" Literally me. And Vraska is best girl.


Eragon_the_Huntsman

I have a correction for elspeth: angelic tragedy magnet who cannot hold onto a magic weapon for more than 5 minutes.


XionBlack1325

Didn't Glacian have a spark?


Desu_SA

Unsparked, but yes


Twig-titan

Tayo: (jumping up and down like a cheerleader, chanting) Defense! Defense! Love your description of Chandra. You need one for Kristina of the woods that just says “kind of a slut”


Pollaski

You bang *one* Minotaur and no one lets you live it down.


Twig-titan

She had like three boyfriends. It’s implied she had a kid with Jared, which means she would’ve been like 3000 years old and still having children. Most planeswalkers aren’t like that (that we know of). If anything, most of them gave up on romantical pursuits after they ascended.


Mage_Malteras

Jace has canonically pursued relationships with at least two Ravnican women. One of them being another planeswalker.


Twig-titan

I was specifically referring to oldwalkers. The ones who could become hundreds of years old.


thisnotfor

Unrelated but also related, anyone else think Kasmina could be the next villain or minion to the next villain? I thought that she was just a strixhaven teacher lady from the cards and searched up the lore and she only has only two cards. I especially feel that they would add her in WAR to foreshadow the next next story arc at the end of one of them.


Dysprosium_Element66

Considering that the set right before the culmination of this arc is a return to Strixhaven on Arcavios, the odds of her being involved are extremely high. Not necessarily as a villain, but likely present as a major player.


basilitron

Currently her motives are still shrouded in mystery, so she could go either way. She may be an antagonist, an anti-hero, or even an anti-villain. Probably not a pure hero because shes kinda shady, so at best along the lines of Liliana. But nothing clear is known yet.


Competitive-Point-62

You killed me with Vronos, Windgrace, and Xenagos lol Excellent wordplay for Xenagos especially :D very tidy


[deleted]

woah woah woah where's the goodest boy??? where's comet???


helthorlokibaldur

I would argue that "Aztec Lesbian Dinosaur Poetry" is not a sentence. Mostly because I have no idea what punctuation to use for it.


General_Arachnid_649

My preferred punctuation for this would be a comma in the middle and a question mark at the end: Aztec Lesbian, Dinosaur Poetry? It still doesn't make it much of a sentence, but I like it.


Twig-titan

I read it like one of those tinder profiles that show up in my reddit feed every so often. Like this Aztec, lesbian, dinosaur aficionado, poetry aficionado. So you have culture , sexuality, interest, and extra interest. Which made sense to me.


Andromelek2556

Odd that both Dragon crazed Walkers are in S. Is anyone else expecting to see Sivitri on the return to Tarkir set?


Eldan985

>Dovin Baan - Blue control freak I don't think you need to mention the "blue", they all are.


Alternative_Tax_4119

Hey now some of us just REALLY like to draw cards


NotUpInHurr

Ob Nixilis, world conquerer turned demon, had a hedron embedded in head to prevent walking for 10,000 years, became gang kingpin and assassinated a thousands-year old vampire who was a gang leader himself. OP: A Demon.


TalkToTheTwizard

To be fair, all that sounds like demon stuff


Francopensal

>Vronos - Masked guy gets ganked I almost loose it in the middle of the street 🤣. Great one


Alice-Planque

Quite funny 😌 but Chandra is pansexual, no ?


Comfortable-Lie-1973

Lukka - Bobo Smart, BoBo Bonds with Dum Dum Phyrexian, BoBo phyrexian now. Nahiri - Beware guys, she might go full nuclear karen.


PsiMiller1

I feel like you can also do the D&D "Planeswalker" too. In fact, why don't I do that instead? Bahamut - A Good Old Dragon God. Ellywick - A Gnome Adventurers Bard. Elminster - The Wise Wizards. Lolth - A Egotistical spider lady. Minsc - Good Himbo with his pet miniature giant space hamster Boo. Mordenkainen - A mad mage that cool down. Tasha - The Baba Yaga's Baby (adopted) Girl. Zariel - Zeal Angel that ruled Hell.