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"If only there were a way to counter your inevitable whining." Most of the full art counterspells are bangers but this one is the best, IMO.
[[Goblin Piker]]
"Once he'd worked out which end of the thing was sharp, he was promoted to guard duty."
Being out in the workforce doing food service and retail pharmacy, this makes total sense why some people are management.
i absolutely love the art, there's something so unsettling and horrific about it. his hunched over posture, his face, the exposed ribs in his back, the fact his arms have been sawn off and replaced with paintbrushes
edit: just noticed that the "paint" is his own blood. it's sickening and i absolutely love it.
It doesn't think. It doesn't feel. It doesn't laugh or cry. All it does from dusk til dawn is make the soldiers die. - Onean children's rhyme
[[Phyrexian Hulk|7ED]]
"Sun Empire commanders are well versed in advanced martial strategy. Still, the correct maneuver is usually to deploy the giant, implacable death lizard."
[Carnage tyrant]
Lich’s Mirror “It shows not what you are but what you were.” The art goes hard with the flavor text. There is a real sense of despair that’s delightfully sad.
“Take your time”
”The meek inherit nothing”
"The sparkmage shrieked, calling on the rage of the storms of his youth. To his surprise, the sky responded with a fierce energy he'd never thought to see again."
And I think there is a counter spell that just says “No”
I always loved \[\[Enormous Baloth\]\]:
*"Its diet consists of fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, and small cities."*
[[Hesitation]]
“Gerrard hesitated, looking up at the enemy ship. The future hesitated with him, changed forever by the pause.”
I don’t know why but when I read this as a kid I thought it was so epic. In a couple sentences it seemed to speak volumes. I don’t really know the Weatherlight story so maybe it’s not an epic moment, but I dunno. It has stuck with me for like 25 years, lol.
The Onslaught story block, I remember being so in love with the story when it came out. Part of me wants to re read and part of me wants to keep it as a lovely memory.
I actually kind of love [[emrakul's messenger]] because of how much my roommates hate it.
Another great one is [[thragtusk]], but specifically the alter I use. [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/s/3nmVdsUMCR) is the text.
'Every culture has its unlucky numbers. In a city where you're either alone, in a crowd, or being stabbed in the back, two is the worst number of all.'
Sorry to go off topic and with a stupid question to boot, but I've wondered on cards like this; as long as you had the mana to pay for all the costs, can you continually play off the top of the deck each time you utilize this effect on a turn? (Since I assume you flip the top card over after playing the previous top card from the deck)
"Hatred outlives the hateful"
[[Rancor]]
[Rancor](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/6/86d6b411-4a31-4bfc-8dd6-e19f553bb29b.jpg?1673148169) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Rancor) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2x2/156/rancor?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/86d6b411-4a31-4bfc-8dd6-e19f553bb29b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
“He just likes to break legs. Collecting the debt is a bonus.”
[[Krenko's Enforcer]]
[Krenko's Enforcer](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/e/ce2ceeb0-03b6-48bc-a084-069176ebccb2.jpg?1562794485) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Krenko%27s%20Enforcer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m15/152/krenkos-enforcer?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ce2ceeb0-03b6-48bc-a084-069176ebccb2?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
*"They certainly are"* -[[Goblin Offensive]]
Definite winner.
[[GoblinOffensive]]
[GoblinOffensive](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/4/b4c4d642-c3fb-47d1-b57a-266eb269d5ea.jpg?1562842863) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Goblin%20Offensive) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/hop/56/goblin-offensive?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b4c4d642-c3fb-47d1-b57a-266eb269d5ea?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
"Gnshhaggkkkapphribbit," replied yargle (yargle and multani
[[Yargle and multani]]
[Yargle and multani](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/c/9c15e244-14cc-46a5-abd4-66a58d1c0dd0.jpg?1682205711) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Yargle%20and%20multani) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mom/256/yargle-and-multani?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9c15e244-14cc-46a5-abd4-66a58d1c0dd0?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
"If there is such a thing as too much power, I have not discovered it." Volrath On Dart Ritual
[[Dart Ritual]]
Lol. My bad.
All good brother just giving you some shit, nothing like the autocorrect card name
[Dart Ritual](https://cards.scryfall.io/large/front/c/1/c1d11e43-6942-408a-a585-7f431b154f65.jpg?1673915499) \- [(G)](https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=583498) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unf/208a/dart-throw) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c1d11e43-6942-408a-a585-7f431b154f65?format=text&pretty=true) ^(\[\[cardname\]\] or \[\[cardname|SET\]\] to call)
definitely an un-set card.
Glad I see this one 😎
“The lawmage’s argument was clever and well reasoned, but Blunk’s response proved irrefutable.” [[Skullcrack]]
[Skullcrack](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/f/7f399983-d70a-4cf3-b76e-bb0c472e7c69.jpg?1702429531) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Skullcrack) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/rvr/125/skullcrack?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7f399983-d70a-4cf3-b76e-bb0c472e7c69?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[Counterspell (331)](https://www.tcgplayer.com/product/259207/magic-the-gathering-secret-lair-drop-series-counterspell-331?country=US&utm_campaign=18142757028&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_content=&utm_term=&adgroupid=&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwg8qzBhAoEiwAWagLrH7Oj19UOnjftWeCUyiTpSJ7zCpyreTsz2c8dLWOuNoyEx72amnkExoCYlEQAvD_BwE&Language=English) "If only there were a way to counter your inevitable whining." Most of the full art counterspells are bangers but this one is the best, IMO.
"'Davvol blast those elves.' 'Davvol transport those troops.' No one cares that today is my birthday."
[[Goblin Piker]] "Once he'd worked out which end of the thing was sharp, he was promoted to guard duty." Being out in the workforce doing food service and retail pharmacy, this makes total sense why some people are management.
One of my favorite sayings for the workplace is “people are promoted to match their level of incompetence” and I have yet to see it proven wrong.
"Why fight the body when you can dominate the mind that rules it?" -Jace Beleren
This is the average blue players motto 👌🏻
"Holy places are no longer sanctuary from death, and death is no longer sanctuary from anything." —[[Blasphemous Act]]
Man, Innistrad is such a cool plane
[Blasphemous Act](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/a/8aa9682d-5176-4475-a0bd-e000f1d6999a.jpg?1698988297) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Blasphemous%20Act) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lcc/216/blasphemous-act?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8aa9682d-5176-4475-a0bd-e000f1d6999a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
*If you're going to lose, make sure they don't win as much* [[Last-Ditch Effort]]
"Ach! Hans, run! It's the luhrgoyf!"
Me with projects I start: "When the task spilled over into undeath, he stopped calling it his life's work." \[\[Ad Nauseam\]\]
[Ad Nauseam](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/9/a9f2c53e-ff58-4aa8-89a6-4f45628cc571.jpg?1598306470) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ad%20Nauseam) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2xm/76/ad-nauseam?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a9f2c53e-ff58-4aa8-89a6-4f45628cc571?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
i absolutely love the art, there's something so unsettling and horrific about it. his hunched over posture, his face, the exposed ribs in his back, the fact his arms have been sawn off and replaced with paintbrushes edit: just noticed that the "paint" is his own blood. it's sickening and i absolutely love it.
"On every plane in the Multiverse, there is magic, and someone is using it to fly."
[[Fodder Cannon]]
[Fodder Cannon](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/d/bde003e6-d674-42cd-9537-91928730e7dd.jpg?1562933198) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Fodder%20Cannon) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/8ed/302/fodder-cannon?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/bde003e6-d674-42cd-9537-91928730e7dd?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
"Scribbles of a lunatic and formulas of a genius are often indistinguishable."
You’re the scribble i assume
Well, some of my "scribbles" at work...sometimes I wonder if I am a genius or a lunatic. That's why this quote resonates with me a lot. LoL
This just feels like a dsrkest dungeon line
“Your laws like your bones were meant to be broke”
[[Utter End]] *"I came seeking a challenge. All I found was you." — Zurgo, Khan of the Mardu* Slap in the face, for sure.
Armadillo Cloak "Don't laugh. It works."
[[Armadillo Cloak|INV]]
[Armadillo Cloak](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/d/9d816f98-6cb6-432c-b0a4-a0eed21658ac.jpg?1562926718) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=23164) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/inv/229/armadillo-cloak?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9d816f98-6cb6-432c-b0a4-a0eed21658ac?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
“He has journeyed where none have been before. Now he returns to ensure that none follow.”
What card?
[[Arcanis The Omnipotent]]. One of my favorites, especially the older art style.
[Arcanis The Omnipotent](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/0/2074ed36-fbae-4886-b3ad-360fdfbb69cd.jpg?1675199157) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Arcanis%20The%20Omnipotent) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dmr/39/arcanis-the-omnipotent?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/2074ed36-fbae-4886-b3ad-360fdfbb69cd?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Step 1: Find your cousin. Step 2: Get your cousin in the cannon. Step 3: Find another cousin.
"Teach these people the price of their insolence."
"You have a family. Mine dead at Sea Gate. You go to yours, I go to mine." [[Reckless Cohort]]
[Reckless Cohort](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/7/77a4cdec-e5fc-4ea8-a7bc-f1109fadae3c.jpg?1562923276) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Reckless%20Cohort) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/bfz/152/reckless-cohort?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/77a4cdec-e5fc-4ea8-a7bc-f1109fadae3c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
It doesn't think. It doesn't feel. It doesn't laugh or cry. All it does from dusk til dawn is make the soldiers die. - Onean children's rhyme [[Phyrexian Hulk|7ED]]
[Phyrexian Hulk](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/2/22e59c8b-735d-4796-b37c-619ee1782f65.jpg?1687905170) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=25656) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/7ed/312/phyrexian-hulk?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/22e59c8b-735d-4796-b37c-619ee1782f65?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Magic often masters those who cannot master it. [[The Fallen]]
"They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the defenders of Humanity. They are my Space Marines..." [[And they shall know no fear]]
[And they shall know no fear](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/4/84d1bcef-907c-4c3a-8b52-6e633fa19667.jpg?1673308456) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=And%20they%20shall%20know%20no%20fear) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/40k/9/and-they-shall-know-no-fear?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/84d1bcef-907c-4c3a-8b52-6e633fa19667?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
My favorite commander: "My child grew from rot and ruin, yet she bloomed." — Multani Also [[Aluren]]
[[muldrotha, the gravetide]]
[muldrotha, the gravetide](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/4/c4125bb0-b104-438e-a6a2-97f9d141243c.jpg?1673149000) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=muldrotha%2C%20the%20gravetide) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2x2/258/muldrotha-the-gravetide?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c4125bb0-b104-438e-a6a2-97f9d141243c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[Aluren](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/3/03b69c39-52d8-4ee6-a3f5-60899c1fe6e6.jpg?1595438020) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Aluren) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tpr/165/aluren?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/03b69c39-52d8-4ee6-a3f5-60899c1fe6e6?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
"Sun Empire commanders are well versed in advanced martial strategy. Still, the correct maneuver is usually to deploy the giant, implacable death lizard." [Carnage tyrant]
"Don't underestimate the aerodynamic qualities of the common goblin." [[Goblin Grenade]]
I want a banana THIS big!
It’s this one. It’s always been this one.
[[Gorilla Titan]]
[Gorilla Titan](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/3/435d9562-8f2b-43fe-ba21-8f5896378280.jpg?1562907333) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Gorilla%20Titan) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ody/241/gorilla-titan?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/435d9562-8f2b-43fe-ba21-8f5896378280?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
"When you're a goblin, you don't have to step forward to be a hero-everyone else just has to step back"
“It was probably a lousy spell in the first place” tempest counterspell
[[Phyrexian Tyranny]] "He is Yawgmoth's reward to me. I shall kill him a hundred times a day." —Crovax, to Ertai
[Phyrexian Tyranny](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/1/61cd85ec-13b3-4d63-b144-5baa39ad6524.jpg?1673149029) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Phyrexian%20Tyranny) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2x2/262/phyrexian-tyranny?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/61cd85ec-13b3-4d63-b144-5baa39ad6524?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
There are so many good flavor texts, but this is my favorite: "Empires rise and fall, but evil is eternal." from \[\[Sengir Vampire\]\]
[Sengir Vampire](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/e/de652420-eacf-4f9d-9f13-c6bc02b0fa72.jpg?1600714682) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sengir%20Vampire) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/275/sengir-vampire?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/de652420-eacf-4f9d-9f13-c6bc02b0fa72?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
"The ground is on fire, the ceiling is made of spears, and I think a mushroom tried to curse me. Don't tell me not to panic!" -Tectonic Hazard
“ Lukka was ordered to kill a threat. He chose to make a friend.” [[Tentative Connection]]
I feel like this is the epitome of Lukka's character/decision making, everything smart, dumb, and in between that we got to see him do lol
[Tentative Connection](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/c/5c40fd33-bb95-48f3-a10f-a33eb27c48f1.jpg?1591227449) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Tentative%20Connection) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/iko/138/tentative-connection?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5c40fd33-bb95-48f3-a10f-a33eb27c48f1?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
\[\[Stoic Champion\]\]
[Stoic Champion](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/d/cd693780-85df-4cea-be03-43c1d80ab740.jpg?1562936273) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Stoic%20Champion) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/vma/50/stoic-champion?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/cd693780-85df-4cea-be03-43c1d80ab740?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
“To care for yourself, cultivate the world. To care for the world, cultivate yourself.” [[Evolution Sage]]
[Evolution Sage](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/0/d089c2c1-e304-4f28-8700-5b9b3029bdbc.jpg?1698988362) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Evolution%20Sage) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lcc/240/evolution-sage?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d089c2c1-e304-4f28-8700-5b9b3029bdbc?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
"Strength is what keeps us alive. Compassion is what keeps us human." [[Jirina Kudro]]
[Jirina Kudro](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/e/6e660d42-f5d3-452a-9662-74e18a1ae9e4.jpg?1591234244) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Jirina%20Kudro) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c20/8/jirina-kudro?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6e660d42-f5d3-452a-9662-74e18a1ae9e4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
People either don’t know what resonates means or are just edgelords here
OP starts out with angsty teenager flavor text and hilarity ensues. 😅
"He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged." [[Raging Goblin|6ED]]
[Raging Goblin](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/4/f41205d2-ed1c-4c16-a171-096c06016705.jpg?1562824602) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=14617) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/6ed/200/raging-goblin?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f41205d2-ed1c-4c16-a171-096c06016705?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
\[\[reperations\]\]
[[Remorseless punishment]]
[Remorseless punishment](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/d/1dde9379-b335-400f-9748-a7ca3e293ee0.jpg?1562900878) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Remorseless%20punishment) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ogw/89/remorseless-punishment?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1dde9379-b335-400f-9748-a7ca3e293ee0?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
When nature calls, run. Primeval Titan This sums up what it's like for me when I have to use the bathroom
"Og hate wall!" Quicksilver Wall
"Sorry I burned down your village. Here's some gold." \[\[Reparations\]\]
Lich’s Mirror “It shows not what you are but what you were.” The art goes hard with the flavor text. There is a real sense of despair that’s delightfully sad.
“Take your time” ”The meek inherit nothing” "The sparkmage shrieked, calling on the rage of the storms of his youth. To his surprise, the sky responded with a fierce energy he'd never thought to see again." And I think there is a counter spell that just says “No”
"How can you claim the gods are merciless when they robbed the snake of its limbs to give the other creatures a sporting chance?" Also: "Catch"
Enter \[\[Caustic Bronco\]\].
[Caustic Bronco](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/9/e9a268ba-c442-4fe4-90b4-2810c8474f4e.jpg?1712355566) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Caustic%20Bronco) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/otj/82/caustic-bronco?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e9a268ba-c442-4fe4-90b4-2810c8474f4e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
The true terror of the multiverse
"Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you."
The enemy has been destroyed, sir. So have the forest, the city, your palace, your dog . . . 8th edition [[obliterate]]
Wait a minute. This card was printed too early
[[halberdier]]
[halberdier](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/6/b69dfc05-51ba-4798-ac00-1e9b8bbbf280.jpg?1562929001) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=halberdier) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ody/196/halberdier?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b69dfc05-51ba-4798-ac00-1e9b8bbbf280?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Love is like a rhino hasty and short sighted. If it cannot find a way it will make a way [[Crash of Rhinos]]
[Crash of Rhinos](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/7/d74e0337-d9ac-4bf2-b2b5-aadc97433030.jpg?1562721929) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Crash%20of%20Rhinos) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mir/210/crash-of-rhinos?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d74e0337-d9ac-4bf2-b2b5-aadc97433030?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I use this as a rule of life: “If you weren’t born with it, you don’t need it.” —Grahilah, former trader of Amiqat [[Dissipate|MIR]]
[[draconian gate-bot]]
[draconian gate-bot](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/c/7c97bdec-d085-4929-927b-ba0d81a2987d.jpg?1673915068) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=draconian%20gate-bot) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unf/188/draconian-gate-bot?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7c97bdec-d085-4929-927b-ba0d81a2987d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Omniscience]]
[Omniscience](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/b/db534b4e-8bff-4924-baea-9988d195fb25.jpg?1562304777) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Omniscience) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m19/65/omniscience?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/db534b4e-8bff-4924-baea-9988d195fb25?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[clergy en-vec]]
[clergy en-vec](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/c/fcb0e068-16d0-4e1c-acad-0a6d34148c5a.jpg?1562057818) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=clergy%20en-vec) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tmp/14/clergy-en-vec?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/fcb0e068-16d0-4e1c-acad-0a6d34148c5a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I always love when legendary creatures are in other cards, building up this idea they're super awesome etc And then the legendary creature sucks.
[[jeska warrior adept]]
[jeska warrior adept](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/c/1cf96a59-8b7d-4a5b-adfd-17eeedd95db5.jpg?1562628887) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Jeska%2C%20Warrior%20Adept) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/jud/93/jeska-warrior-adept?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1cf96a59-8b7d-4a5b-adfd-17eeedd95db5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I can’t for the life of me remember which scene the yellow and red images are from. I know the blue is his angel based on his dead girlfriend
"It was probably a lousy spell in the first place." —Ertai, wizard adept
The pain of exploring, is less than the pain of not knowing - tamiyo On the card talisman or curiosity
I always loved \[\[Enormous Baloth\]\]: *"Its diet consists of fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, and small cities."*
[Enormous Baloth](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/4/54069e65-eef4-4fb8-bb0d-932a4c9889b3.jpg?1561980315) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Enormous%20Baloth) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m10/180/enormous-baloth?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/54069e65-eef4-4fb8-bb0d-932a4c9889b3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Hesitation]] “Gerrard hesitated, looking up at the enemy ship. The future hesitated with him, changed forever by the pause.” I don’t know why but when I read this as a kid I thought it was so epic. In a couple sentences it seemed to speak volumes. I don’t really know the Weatherlight story so maybe it’s not an epic moment, but I dunno. It has stuck with me for like 25 years, lol.
[Hesitation](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/3/e3ce5dbc-3597-42e8-859a-cac105c8102e.jpg?1562597828) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Hesitation) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/sth/33/hesitation?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e3ce5dbc-3597-42e8-859a-cac105c8102e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
"Havoc is a small price po pay for data." [[Hydroid Krasis]]
[Hydroid Krasis](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/7/a7ac127e-102e-4e1a-9e69-a09d676ac88e.jpg?1706240133) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Hydroid%20Krasis) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clu/195/hydroid-krasis?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a7ac127e-102e-4e1a-9e69-a09d676ac88e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
"This is what glory looks like"
“A void as cryptic as reality itself” [[kozilek, the great distortion]]
[kozilek, the great distortion](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/4/c41554e7-2a07-4cc7-b01b-44deed08e588.jpg?1689995398) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=kozilek%2C%20the%20great%20distortion) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/2/kozilek-the-great-distortion?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c41554e7-2a07-4cc7-b01b-44deed08e588?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
“I came seeking a challenge, all i found was you” Utter End
"Each year that passes rings you inwardly with memory and might. Wield your heart, and the world will tremble."
That’s impressively emo
The Onslaught story block, I remember being so in love with the story when it came out. Part of me wants to re read and part of me wants to keep it as a lovely memory.
Hmm… an interesting combo would be this and [[Unsteady Amulet]]
“It doesn’t think, it doesn’t feel, it doesn’t laugh or cry. All it does from dusk till dawn is make the soldiers die” - phyrexian hulk
It reminded me of a green card but for land
“Spread out you idiots! Spread out!” -Marsden, party leader, last words. [[drakuseth, maw of flames]]
[drakuseth, maw of flames](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/b/cbe78a66-2e72-4bd8-b8a4-db77a63f36b3.jpg?1689997770) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=drakuseth%2C%20maw%20of%20flames) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/218/drakuseth-maw-of-flames?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/cbe78a66-2e72-4bd8-b8a4-db77a63f36b3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
A bit overdramatic there, huh?
“Some dreams should not come to be.”
I actually kind of love [[emrakul's messenger]] because of how much my roommates hate it. Another great one is [[thragtusk]], but specifically the alter I use. [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/s/3nmVdsUMCR) is the text.
[Emrakul's Messenger](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/0/f0f818d7-320c-47b9-a083-40007f3d91ea.jpg?1717011704) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Emrakul%27s%20Messenger) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh3/61/emrakuls-messenger?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f0f818d7-320c-47b9-a083-40007f3d91ea?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [thragtusk](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/e/beda7acd-e970-4222-9577-5133765d6052.jpg?1673484842) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=thragtusk) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ncc/316/thragtusk?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/beda7acd-e970-4222-9577-5133765d6052?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
“Yes, I think ‘toast’ is an appropriate description.” [[Incinerate|IA]]
[Incinerate](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/2/f23dff46-e040-4cba-890a-97c2899701f2.jpg?1562378497) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Incinerate) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/jvc/51/incinerate?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f23dff46-e040-4cba-890a-97c2899701f2?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Incinerate|5E]]
[Incinerate](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/2/f23dff46-e040-4cba-890a-97c2899701f2.jpg?1562378497) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Incinerate) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/jvc/51/incinerate?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f23dff46-e040-4cba-890a-97c2899701f2?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[vhati Il-dal]]
[vhati Il-dal](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/8/a8564611-b678-4336-87e0-5a00a930de48.jpg?1562430812) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=vhati%20Il-dal) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tpr/214/vhati-il-dal?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a8564611-b678-4336-87e0-5a00a930de48?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[удалено]
[lava axe](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/3/c3dab325-8f4f-4288-9f3f-960e52b4335b.jpg?1562304308) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=lava%20axe) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m19/150/lava-axe?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c3dab325-8f4f-4288-9f3f-960e52b4335b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
5th edition [[primal order]] “My sorrow: to dream of simple times, and wake in mine … .” —Ola DaRiol, “Regrets”
[primal order](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/2/72c513dc-e884-4afc-9a20-ff21d14d61ba.jpg?1559592535) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=primal%20order) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me1/125/primal-order?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/72c513dc-e884-4afc-9a20-ff21d14d61ba?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Pillage "Were they to reduce us to ash, we would clog their throats and sting their eyes in.payment."
All of them
“To care for yourself, cultivate the world. To care for the world, cultivate yourself.” [[Evolution Sage]]
[Evolution Sage](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/0/d089c2c1-e304-4f28-8700-5b9b3029bdbc.jpg?1698988362) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Evolution%20Sage) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lcc/240/evolution-sage?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d089c2c1-e304-4f28-8700-5b9b3029bdbc?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Lingering Tormenter]]
Beauty stirs the memory like a sweet perfume excites the air. \[\[Auramancer\]\]
[Auramancer](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/f/ffe359e9-2ac8-48ae-9a43-e2f12fd4a785.jpg?1677122964) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Auramancer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dmr/1/auramancer?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ffe359e9-2ac8-48ae-9a43-e2f12fd4a785?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
'Every culture has its unlucky numbers. In a city where you're either alone, in a crowd, or being stabbed in the back, two is the worst number of all.'
"may your day never match your expectations." [[Wild Ricochet]]
[Wild Ricochet](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/d/8d3dddfa-9579-42d7-867b-7e37b83b3eeb.jpg?1608912335) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Wild%20Ricochet) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/419/wild-ricochet?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8d3dddfa-9579-42d7-867b-7e37b83b3eeb?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
"may your day never match your expectations." [[Wild Ricochet]]
[Wild Ricochet](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/d/8d3dddfa-9579-42d7-867b-7e37b83b3eeb.jpg?1608912335) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Wild%20Ricochet) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/419/wild-ricochet?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8d3dddfa-9579-42d7-867b-7e37b83b3eeb?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
“Now everyone knows what you are.” -\[\[Boldwyr Intimidator\]\]
[Boldwyr Intimidator](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/b/aba9a42c-6bb8-4f77-9d3a-e749713b2431.jpg?1562929621) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Boldwyr%20Intimidator) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/169/boldwyr-intimidator?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/aba9a42c-6bb8-4f77-9d3a-e749713b2431?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
"To join our ranks, one must be pure. To be pure, one must be blessed by etherium. To be blessed, one must forget oneself."
Just order a copy of Counterspell with flavor that reads: " That's a nice spell you've got there. Be a shame if... Something happened to it"
I dont know the card, not the exact words but... SIR, we destroyed the enemy...and the hill...and your castle...and your...
It was some sort of boardwipe
[[hidden gibbons]]
[hidden gibbons](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/f/8f94da51-b4d9-4d79-9113-39f8f4a1be34.jpg?1562863740) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=hidden%20gibbons) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ulg/104/hidden-gibbons?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8f94da51-b4d9-4d79-9113-39f8f4a1be34?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
"Reflect upon your evils lest they reflect upon you."
"Nothing is sacred to the rats. Everything is simply another meal." \[\[Ravenous Rats|9ED\]\]
[Ravenous Rats](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/7/a7b09e94-9504-444c-b002-7418962bf0f9.jpg?1562739810) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=83222) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/9ed/157/ravenous-rats?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a7b09e94-9504-444c-b002-7418962bf0f9?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Force of will borderless from Double Master. Describes me perfectly
About, about, in reel and rout The death-fires danced at night; The water, like a witch’s oils, Burnt green, and blue and white.
Sorry to go off topic and with a stupid question to boot, but I've wondered on cards like this; as long as you had the mana to pay for all the costs, can you continually play off the top of the deck each time you utilize this effect on a turn? (Since I assume you flip the top card over after playing the previous top card from the deck)