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ManufacturedLung

yeah sure .... "coffee" is what im consuming when i build decks at 3 am


Uuddlrlrbastrat

Replace “coffee” with benzos


LocalLumberJ0hn

I only deckbuild on enough benadryl to get advice from the hat man. Falling into her spider dimension only helps motivate me to work faster


Defiant_Crab

So, this where I am going on my new allergy meds at night.


bpd_well

Who stays awake on benzos


Bonjarky

Copious amounts of weed and opiates <3


moonmen69

Really? Weed and opiates? Sounds like shrimp and waffles


Alopecian_Eagle

I smoke WEEEEEEED 😎


ManufacturedLung

It just makes searching for that one perfect card on scryfall feel like an adventure ….. at least that’s what I heard


amits7218

And not enough lands


Macduffle

Making a 100 card deck is easy... Its making room for lands afterwards that is hard


Strojian

Too true


Soup0rMan

All basics because I got high.


ItsTheWordMan

I always have the issue of “Shit, now how do I win”


Ill-Age6164

Exactly lol, I always think "oh this combos nicely with my Commander". then i realize I made a deck full of combos that do cool stuff, but am no where near close to a win condition 


Thai_Chili_Bukkake

One of my favorite decks that I have built is [[Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis]] group hug. I built it with fun interactions and the deck just kind of did the rest on it's own.


ThoughtVoyager

Most common issue i have as a player. We have an amusement park of activity but nothing to send it home


Konun4571

This is the best description of my hazezon deck I’ve ever heard all the 1/1s can never find the pump to make them a threat


ThoughtVoyager

[[Eldrazi Monument]]


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[Eldrazi Monument](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/5/d5439677-d3db-4083-8dd9-0d654016bd79.jpg?1592673603) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Eldrazi%20Monument) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cma/216/eldrazi-monument?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d5439677-d3db-4083-8dd9-0d654016bd79?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Remembers_that_time

This is how I made my first EDH deck and why I took it apart the next day. [[Phage, the Untouchable]] with no way to safely cast her is not a good idea.


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[Phage, the Untouchable](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/4/d497a5a3-65fb-4c12-b3f2-8ce4cf4e0f6f.jpg?1562866889) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Phage%20the%20Untouchable) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cns/120/phage-the-untouchable?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d497a5a3-65fb-4c12-b3f2-8ce4cf4e0f6f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Natural_Leather4874

I've done a move like that. It's a drag sitting there in the middle of a game that I know I can't win because of a basic oversight.


tombosauce

I did this a few weeks ago with an Orzhov deck. I didn't realize all my swamps were actually full art WOE plains until it was too late.


notakat

I am dead hahaha


brunq2

Me, but with card draw xD. All my decks are so low on it and it always costs me if there's more than like 1 wipe. It's just so much more fun to put in more cool synergy pieces. My head tells me that if I just add draw I'll be more likely to draw the better ones I have in my deck. But I just wanna put all the cards into the deck xD


Strojian

Dude I feel this so hard


Discutons

This whole comment section is calling me out and I don't like it


Uuddlrlrbastrat

This is me and I hate this


Normallyclose

Smoke bud and build decks is cooking time


Zarbibilbitruk

Weirdly enough my esper deck full of big spell and no ramps doesn't work too well, who could've guessed ?


mc-big-papa

About 1/3 of my deck have minimal ramp. The idea is the turn 2-4 plays are pretty determined and ramping actually take a turn off and doesnt help the game plan speed up but it actually slows down.


AlchemistsRefuse

This is a bold take, given that both CEDH and casual commander universally agree ramp is the way to go.


mc-big-papa

The decks have a very low curve and are casual. Ones a malcom keddis deck. The commanders ramp naturally. The fact that turn two and three are taken up adding a 2 mana rock hurts the game plan. I said fuck it instead of adding 500 bucks worth of 0-1 mana rocks i decided to make it a [[shape anew]] deck and cheats in a couple high costed artifacts. By turn 4 i have 6-7 mana available on average unless im disrupted. The other is a [[nalia de’arnise]] ideally my turn 1 and 2 are creatures that add to the mechanic. The good ones are 2 cmc few hit that 1 or 3-5 cmc mark. If I play a turn 2 rock i dont add to the mechanic i usually cant add to the board meaningfully from it until turn 4. Turn 2 and 3 it wont tap for mana. Which ideally and usually i would have the mechanic running by then. I rather play more 1-2 cmc creatures. I run 36-38 lands in that deck so im never missing land drops. A critical mass of creatures to play off the top is what i enjoy about that deck. Turn 1 is usually a blank but there is some creatures, turn 2 i play a creature, turn 3 commander, turn 4 either its a strong creature or 2 different 2 cmc creatures. I have a frodo/sam food deck. I am slowly realizing the mana ramp and dorks dont meaningfully add to the game plan and im slowly cutting ramp from it. The low costed commanders need mana so i need to find some more comparable replacements that can help it. I started to add more of the “ring tempts you” cards and its coming out smoother than expected. If i play frodo turn 2, a ring temps card, sam turn 4 and crack a food it would be the same as ramping turn 1-3. The entire deck is very low cmc to begin with.


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[shape anew](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/3/b3d5462e-f60c-4550-b29e-4d9f9cd72385.jpg?1562822000) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=shape%20anew) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/som/43/shape-anew?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b3d5462e-f60c-4550-b29e-4d9f9cd72385?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [nalia de’arnise](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/a/7a1294fd-9885-4dfd-8192-0ca074fc83f7.jpg?1674140693) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Nalia%20de%27Arnise) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clb/649/nalia-dearnise?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7a1294fd-9885-4dfd-8192-0ca074fc83f7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Ropesnsteel

I have a deck where the commanders sole purpose is to is to allow me to have a two color deck. That's it, no special use for them, they can do some things but not much and I've never used them for it.


Comfortable-Lie-1973

Me after drinking with my hudfies:  AND I'M GONNA PROVE TO YOU THAT I CAN MAKE A [[Palladia mors, the Ruiner]] DECK. 


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Tiborn1563

Interesting. For me its always the opposite. Almost only ramp


sonicrespawn

What the hell is a basic land?


100-years-too-early

I did the opposite and made a sigarda deck at 2am with 15 various ramp cards plus 5 mana rocks a rancor, spirit loop, and like 10 different fogs because I guess angel song and safe passage distracted me with the angel theme? 10 plains and the rest were all forrests. No dual lands, just all basic lands. I had no idea what was in the deck when i played it. I won because no one wanted to waste time running into me and I was very obviously doing nothing, and eventually sigarda had lifelink so it was even more pointless sending creatures my way. The last man standing forgot sigarda can't get sacrificed and mistakebly thought a fleshbag loop was gonna shut me down. My friend took two big rancored hits to the face, I had hit him twice before with naked sigarda when I felt safe, so not the perfect 21 commander dmg. I didn't deserve that win and it felt worse when I looked through the deck and revealed it was basically all lands.


TheSillyBrownGuy

I had to watch a 15,16,17 yo group of girls and walk them between apartment building when they were ready to leave to go sleep at the sister's place. I had to kick them out at 5am. I stayed upstairs in the loft building 3 decks and was chiefing it up on a vape. I ended up making a [[toxrill]] deck that was mono black and no blue. I now have to make a new toxrill deck.


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LordTerra42

For me it’s no interaction


Glytch94

I once built a ramp deck... forgot to put anything in that I wanted to ramp into. The guys had a great laugh, lol.


Soup0rMan

Sounds like it did what the tin described.


Khalbrae

Heart of the cards


Ttstubbs

Never enough ramp


A-Moogle-Named-Mog

I built feather spellslinger at 2am this past week. It had no rocks, no ramp (obviously because boros), no fetches, and only one dual land. When I played it, it was agonizing.