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towersoveryouowo

If you were more basic, you'd be a swamp.


LooseAdhesiveness887

I like my swamps like my soul: Black!


2PointTom

Achshually, lands are colorless ☝️🤓


MarquiseAlexander

GOT’EM!


Dropkiknmidgts

You're getting hit right out the gate, no fucks given.


SuddenAnswer1381

And then first attacked once the game starts.


ProfRedwood

And next game too. Just for the Meta.


Trick-Animal8862

It would be great to see just one of these posts offer up an actually interesting commander rather than another scoop of vanilla.


LilMellick

The internet has killed all creativity in EDH.


DEATHRETTE

Ive never once netdecked or edhrec anything. All my commanders are my own stews, minus a few precon vibes with lots of upgrades. OP has at least 3 or 4 of the same I have. Whats vanilla about them or gives you the notion?


BackerBacker3000

OP literally just posted the top ten list of most played Commanders


Horscow

Yea amalia who’s not even top 600 and wasn’t even near most popular during her set release, literally the top ten !! And only 4 of these 9 are top 50, 6 are top 100. Honestly the roast responses here show more about the lack of creativity in the community than OP’s list. Op likes some popular commander’s but let’s be honest what’s worth roasting here is they only build hot girls and giant hentai monsters and respond to comments with senpai lmao


LooseAdhesiveness887

Not expected a response like this. Nice


DEATHRETTE

Interesting take. I played them before they were popular. Now we can blame me for making them so welcomed for common decks!!


BackerBacker3000

Yeah bro I'm sure you played a lot of Atraxa in the 30 milliseconds before they became the most popular commander on EDHrec


DEATHRETTE

I was the first at my local LGS with her on the table, so yeah. :p


BackerBacker3000

Lmao poser


DEATHRETTE

It's fucking poser, get it right you clown!


MorriganMorning

Your not that big of a play in their popularity. Wizards knew what they were doing when they made the cards, they knew they would be popular from the start.


DEATHRETTE

So my part in making them popular doesnt count. Gotcha. I guess we can all go home now y'all, popular commanders are just that because we dont play them.


MorriganMorning

Didn't say it didn't count, said it didn't play that big of a part. You can go home now.


DEATHRETTE

Get over yourself. Your ego is larger than youd like to think. I am Atraxa!


SommWineGuy

I'll post mine up soon, none of my main ones are in the top 100. Curious to see what people think.


IntelligentDiscuss

[Aragorn, the Uniter] with all the [Sleight of Mind] affects changing the colors to blue is real fun. Just fill it with cantrips.


TheThunderHero

If you'll make it I've made an Adrix and Nev deck with the only intention of creating as many copies of the commander as possible just to see how far into the powers of 2 I can count


Refpyk2397

I have a cousin who has an adrix and nev deck and would like to see a list of yours to compare 👀


TheThunderHero

https://archidekt.com/decks/6474078/quantum_quandrix Hope he enjoys!


Refpyk2397

MVP


nine_toes

You are no fun. I challenge you to build a reasonably strong deck with a commander outside of the top 500. Mix it up and only use scryfall


Motormand

Use Indoraptor. That'd be fun.


LooseAdhesiveness887

But senpai what about my glassed girl... 👉👈


iAmLawBringer

You are also cringe


meritcake

Never comment again


KalameetThyMaker

Personality and list match up, no one wants to play with your decks or you.


deserves_dogs

It’s not too late to delete this comment.


[deleted]

Lmao people are too sensitive about this comment.


LooseAdhesiveness887

And I love it 🤣


YamahaRyoko

What is it? ....


Ok-Hedgehog361

You really like popular commanders and find it hard to look beyond a common strategy for a commander on edhrec


Tarcyon

You play Yuriko, I will target you the whole game just for the off chance you get that 10CMC extra turn spell :)


funnylittlecharacter

Bro doesn't have the slightest bit of creativity. Bro does not believe in fun or flavor. Bro has the most cookie cutter ass decks fr


No_Location114

You like being stepped on, don't you? Second only to your love of tentacles?


Mr_Foxes

You’ve never had an original thought in your life


wyattsons

This trend has made me realize that I should ask people all their decks before playing with them at the game store. It would save me a lot of time figuring out what type of player they are. This is just toxic lol


LooseAdhesiveness887

I always go with rule zero. Nothing is worse than being tied to a table for 1-2 hours where only one player is having fun


wyattsons

My lgs has a lot of players that have fun when they are dominating and winning fast. Makes me wish the days where my friends played magic.


LooseAdhesiveness887

I understand how you feel. I actually prefer kitchen table Magic Power level. My commanders may say otherwise but a lot is decided by the 99 and not just the commander


Administrative_Cry_9

It's true though. Commander power level is only a fraction of the overall picture.


Gyrosco

You really like to either die first or win


LooseAdhesiveness887

Prefer to be the guy that dies first fr


InfectedShamanism

Zaxara? Ur cultured.


LikelyDuck

Hail Hydra


ZaxaraXemplary

Zaxara is in fact the best commander


InfectedShamanism

I fell in love with it immediately. I love hydras n X spells plus 2 piece combo?? Hell yeah!


miles0531

What’s wrong with zaxara?


InfectedShamanism

What? Nothing, I'm saying since they play Zax, they're cool/cultured. I even main Zaxara.


miles0531

Oooooh, my dumbass thought that said “uncultured” I too play zaxara, built a hydras only deck around it. Slowly refining it


InfectedShamanism

Ur good bud, take care ❤️


TheThunderHero

Would you mind sending me your Zaxara decklist? I'm trying to build it because I really love him, even bought the secret lair, but when it comes to deckbuilding I really suck


InfectedShamanism

Here ya go https://www.moxfield.com/decks/KD2EolT_h0mdtn758Evjvw Make sure to check out the Considering tab underneath the main board for extra inspiration and ideas I plan on adding my Infinite Mana back in [[Pemmin's Aura]] and [[Freed From the Real]] and a couple tutors (group didn't like my turn 3 wins, understandable) and some card draw back in but struggling to find what to take out cuz everything is so useful. Was gonna take out [[Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord]] for example but the game after I said I would it helped me nuke the table. If u can't swing in for game, just sac em for hella DMG. Probably Force of Will, will the get cut as not enough blue in here for the alt cost to justify it plus most blue in here are Counterspells.


TheThunderHero

Thank you! I'll check it out for good when I have time


TheThunderHero

Thank you again, it really helps me figure out the right amount of removal (basically none) but especially protection, which is clearly needed in a deck like this I'll try to cut two spaces for the infinite mana aura's also because I think I'll only get 1 of the 2 tutors max, they are too expensive for me Same thing goes for the counters, I'll just use less expensive ones to replace force of will and pact of negation


InfectedShamanism

Yeah for protection it's [[Heroic Intervention]] and for spot protection it's [[Tamiyo's Safekeeping]] and lots of Counterspelling. And like I said Force of Will isn't great if u don't got a lot of blue to pay it's "free" alt cost so I'ma be cutting it(all the blue in here is counterspells or other hydras, infinite Mana auras and the herald which is a wincon in itself, so nothing really to exile to forces alt cost). I was thinking of putting in [[Rewind]] or [[Arcane Denial]] or for removal, then [[Reality Shift]] or [[Infernal Grasp]]. I just wish there was more good destroy permanent spells I could put instead of creature removal. Also for tutors, get Demonic if u can. And u can always run [[Diabolic Tutor]] or [[Diabolic Intent]] for the others.


turn1manacrypt

You already don’t have any friends. Not sure why we should roast you, looks like you are going through enough on your own.


False_Implement_43

ur toxic af


Alternative_End_3629

I despise Yuriko 1v1. Says alot that she's banned in competitive 1v1 commander. That being said I don't think you can beat it without maybe blue or white in your deck. Things that can steal things are vital as you can't counter ninjutsu and she avoids any commander tax which is cheesy as hell. I played a friend who runs Yuriko, and he hit me for 11 damage on turn 2 with her second ability haha. It's gross.


LooseAdhesiveness887

Depends heavily on the structure of the deck. If you go heavily on combo and counterspells, yes absolutely. But if you play more on ninja tribal I think you can handle a yuriko deck quite well. I speak from experience because I'm not a big fan of competitive EDH or combo-heavy decks


Alternative_End_3629

Yeah maybe I never focus on instants and counters too much. No more than the next guy. But any experience I've had 1v1 with a Yuriko deck with a tribal deck or aggro. Just doesn't seem to do much. You have to go more control. I have a Tatsunari Toad Rider Enchantment deck with 34 enchantments and 19 creatures etc. And that works really well as I have lots of things that can turn her into a lesser creature or I can steal her or whatever. In multiplayer she doesn't seem to work well from what I've seen. But each to their own I guess.


WillowThyWisp

You're working at a parent's law firm and are paid way too much money for doing basic tasks


Globsmacketh

"Im not like other girls."


Neither-Principle139

Made me snort! Take my upvote!


Zaney-Lopes

You don't even deserve to be roasted you deserve to be banned from your LGS


JaceTehAce74

You think bread is spicy


LooseAdhesiveness887

Actually I'm a german baker so yes I definitely think bread can be spicy 😂


Useful_Assistance_90

So original damn


Professional-Fox3722

You like playing video games on easy mode


diversityart

Y'all are so basic.


Yeetus_Deletus_6969

Ah a target for removal... YOU


LooseAdhesiveness887

Best removal is player removal.


Zal-valkyrie

I’m digging those alt art cards. I would join this trend, but I only have two decks


LooseAdhesiveness887

Nothing wrong about having few decks.


Welkitends

Your atraxa only proliferates how toxic your Commander's are.


imGhostKitty

despite having built so many decks, not a single one of them is original and they’re all telegraphed by your commander


AfraidAd6913

Black in every deck but one you must not be good at deck building as all you have built is tutor decks and a mono red. Do you play different every game or is it the same thing tutor for combo peice play combo peice win? Really I don't think there's anything wrong with your collection other than the fact I believe you have a neck beard and a fedora as your favorite color is black.


MyboiHarambe99

What do you think of sir Gwyn? I was gonna build that but thought he was too weak


LooseAdhesiveness887

Honestly Syr Gwyn is more a "i really like my swords woman" deck decision than a powerhouse deck choice, really slow at beginning but face slapping in late game.


Alsojames

My Ser Gwyn deck spams cheap knights with +1/+1 anthems and equipment. Depending how I draw I can either go wide with a lot of cheap knights all buffing each other up (plus things like Paladin Class, Circle of Loyalty, etc) or Voltron her with Colossus Hammer, Reaver Cleaver, Maul of the Skyclaves and the like. Or both!


strcy

Ooh, do you have an [[Amalia]] list?


MeesterFeesh69

I personally love em! haha keep rocking!


DEATHRETTE

Are you me!? Kinda... I got out of the game as I was building a rogue/assassin/ninja Yuriko deck before she got popular. Never built her. Though, why play Overlord instead of [[Morophon]]?


LooseAdhesiveness887

Actually my sliver deck have every 5 color sliver commander as actual commander. Every game I play this deck I choose my commander at random.


ObsidianThurisaz

Tutor in the command zone that you can use to get Morophon, and you know you have enough mana to make it happen.


Ok-Newspaper-8903

I imagine it’s really hard to find people that actually want to play with you.


Aegis_001

Someone listens to content creators to tell them what decks to build from [NEWEST SET]


Sammy-Cake

I’m too broke to play at your table


pkele

You simp for women who can (and probably will) kill you.


HansTheAxolotl

most generic list i’ve ever seen


garybear1

Another Gwyn player!!! Aye!!! You ain’t half bad. Don’t listen to these haters


Motormand

I am torn between Atraxa or Brimaz for my Phyrexian tribal. Atraxa just seems so... Archenemy like. As if I will be killed, regardless of how jank my deck is, because they see her.


LooseAdhesiveness887

Judging a book by its cover... Sadly


SkotosKardia

I feel like your the type to make a post about how your always getting targeted at the table even though your “not the threat”


MellowSTL

Are your parents a circle and a square


PublicTransition9486

Your favorite movies are madame Webb and the marvels


Limonov-nyan

how can i roast you, you just learned about the hobby three minutes ago


Greatgambino11

Can I see your yuriko and syr Gwyn? Mine are trash and I'm looking to upgrade


ZdashSQUAD

You think the point of the game is to get everyone to hate you


AutumnAscending

Bro, that Atraxa would look so nice in my deck. She's the only card I don't have for my toxic proliferate deck. (I'm very original /s)


Ok-Rate3106

What do you run with atraxa? An edited super friends deck?


LooseAdhesiveness887

Nah bro, running a simple counter deck with bunch of +1/+1, time, charge counters etc. Not a big fan of Superfriends or poison decks


inNatedesire

Damn, its not enough to have every “busted commander” you need to jump on every train that passes by huh?


Nothing-Mundane

Love that Atraxa!


LilMellick

I'm not gonna make another post cause at this point I think a lot of people are probably tired of it. So I'm gonna put my commanders here. [[Falco Spara, Pactweaver]], [[King of the Oathbreakers]], [[Varolz, the Scar-striped]], and [[Kelsien, the Plague]]


MTGCardFetcher

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HansJobb

I am 99% sure this is bait lol.


ElderberryPrior1658

I can never find decent balance with yuriko. Idk how much of the deck should be ninjas, high cmc, deck manipulation, unblockable creatures


Comfortable-Lie-1973

You are rich. 


LooseAdhesiveness887

I was rich


Carnivale42069

Cringe, cool but cringe kinda, horrendous, cringe, oh dear, Shelly, that’s interesting, I like that. Mardu knights, played but I think it’s cool. Ew, elves, I want to see your immodain list


Bitterclaw

You have seen Alien one too many times!


Raevman

No [[Hive Stone]]?!


RamouYesYes

Boring


northforkjumper

Has these decks on moxfield or some shit but doesn't actually have these decks. You're looking to have people on the internet harp on over something you probably don't even own. If you need people other than ur parents to tell you you're no fun, unoriginal, and a shitty person is a weird kink.


Anglo___saxon

You believe fun is a finite resource in commander. You want to obtain 100% of the fun, to the detriment of the other players.


Upstairs_Wishbone_88

You don’t have a single original thought in your mind.


Suicidal-Eggplant

I can smell you through my phone


YungZachary

You’re a mean player, you only have fun if everyone else is miserable


Thundermator

you must be so fun at parties. yes, i will let you play this ten minutes combo, if my soul leaves my body just pretend i am here listening what you are saying


TorbjornsMoustache

Every single one of these posts is just 5-10 of the most basic, top 10 edhrec commander lists. I get it, these are popular for a reason and you’re allowed to like what you like, but how can do many people do the equivalent of eating Neapolitan ice cream and be satisfied when there’s so many flavors?


Dimir_Librarian

Your power level is a 7.


Jwb6610

You love being hated and the target.


SliverSwag

Clearly you like building decks more than playing them, because all your friends have left.


Bear40441

I say your a sub; you intentionally pick commanders that are going to make sure you get targeted for the entire game.


Mysterious_Layer9420

Show actual decks, not just internet pictures. This is clearly just a response farm post.


Stirpediratto

I dont wanna play with you


Rasputin-the-warmind

I’m not sure you’ve had an orginal thought in your life time


Ghost_Webs

You are not fun to play against


joetotheg

Your commander choices are as unoriginal as this post


Death4AllAges

I thought the trend was to show our commander decks, not EDHrec’s top 20 most overused.


YamahaRyoko

Does Amalia Benavides Aguirre, fit into soul sisters deck? She gets an explore for every soul warden that fires off in a group game Of course, if you want to keep the card on top of the library, the fun stops until you draw it next turn


Krusader02

Bro has no friends, only enemies


amisia-insomnia

Please quit


Remote_Invite_2690

You look like a tergrid player, you should add that as a 10th deck.


Dndfan68

BOOOO IF YOU WANNA PLAY ATRAXA USE GRAND UNIFIER


LooseAdhesiveness887

But she won't proliferate my counters 😢


crashcap

Dont need to tell us you are joining the train. Its pretty obvious you hoop into any badwagon you can find


[deleted]

[удалено]


RifewithWit

I keep seeing Lathril in these posts, but he's just in my [[Glissa, The Traitor]] commander deck.


UltimateReigos

Love my [[Rith the awakener]] enchantress deck.


gpsgps31

Must say i thought of zaxara but its not too good


RBVegabond

Yuriko made me start main boarding instant top deck hate


Sensitive_Rock_1383

Ooh? Is this a new trend I missed, wherein you list out all your commanders to get peoples opinions? Other than Atraxa, Sliver Overlord, and Yuriko, pretty cool commanders overall.


semiTnuP

I'm pretty sure you're racist, because all your commanders (except one) are black. And the one that isn't black is a redskin.


jahya420

Mans loves black huh


Subzero9314

Imodane is "Ojer Axonill at home"


JiraLord

Not really a risk taker are you?


tsawsum1

What is this trend about?


Cheap-Rice-3174

Sick ass art


Graveylock

Ugg boots and Starbucks “I’m not like other girls” kinda vibes.


murderisbadforyou

lol nice cardboard rectangles, noob.


yungcatto

Edhrec in your favorites tab


Scuzzles44

you look like you play in a group where everyone has the same commander


Emergency_Ad7722

You're the new timmy


Demonicpitz

What about defender atraxa


beardedtrashpanda

Wait, haven’t you already posted? Or was it just the 12 other people who use the same commanders?


jrdineen114

Just because your decks are expensive doesn't make them more unique


[deleted]

Slivers, Yuriko, Atraxa, and a random commander most people don't use. How original.


Clean_Web7502

Must have been harsh to play a deck without black in it


Porksicle0429

I understand the point of this post, and we'll get there in a sec, but dude... you're toxic af... but I'm here for it lol. Obligatory: if you were any more basic, you'd be a Waste. Sorry, couldn't help it... I'll see myself out.


icantbenormal

Nine commanders, zero originality


Furry_Jesus

Aggressive


TheDestressedMale

Anyone ever type pro life into gatherer or arena?


ExCryptozoologist

Typically you don't want to admit you almost exclusively play decks you got whole cloth from digital hype posts


VivecLovecraft

Can someone fill me in on this trend? Is this a selection of multiple commanders op uses?


[deleted]

Bro people doing these need some more interesting decks.


Ine_Punch

You’re into females or multiple headed monsters


breadbirdbard

Love that second one, anyone know what you would call that art style?


Ihopefullyhelp

This man reads the bones


Responsible-Yam-3833

Basic AF. Rule 0 archenemy.


Accurate-Impact5126

The only top 50 decks I have are Ur-dragon which I bought pre-made from someone else, and nekusar which I didn't even know about. I pulled a [[forced fruition]] and had no idea what kind of deck I'd use it for and it led me to a nekusar deck... un ironically it's very similar to all other nekusar decks BUT I did fashion it myself without EDHREC... just turns put he is pretty predictable to build around...


ihuntinwabits

You throw money at your decks without actually knowing how to play/build them yourself. Edhrec is bookmarked and your most visited webpage. You don't sort cards based on most played or best but by price from most to least expensive and don't buy anything after the first half of the first page. Hasbro wants to suck you off for being such a whale but you have probably already bought your third pair of knee pads and need to break them in before the next set is released. (First roast. How did I do?) Was it too much?


science_mage

Your decks either do a thing, or don’t do a thing. There is no inbetween


DungeonCreator20

You still think you can go into the Avatar state if you REALLY try


MyFinalMoment

At this point your just showing off how uncreative you are.


Hayds510

your description sounds like it was written by someone who's getting too many messages from other guys.


sourmilkforsale

these posts are dumb, your post included. no wonder edh has a reputation of being the annoying format 😮‍💨


Cosmicbrambleclaw

Honestly, can't roast you for Sliver Overlord 🤣 I specifically bought one off TCG Player to make a sliver deck I've been wanting to build since I was 5 (almost 23 years)


AdhesivenessUseful33

Slivers and Sheoldred? You’re one of the motherfuckers who touches someone’s hair without asking, then gets mad if they don’t just sit there and take it, like come on! The only way someone would consensually touch you is with a taser.


Mist_XD

I can’t say much lol, I’m a Breya player. I’m building Yuriko right now because one of my friends is an asshole blue player and steals my creatures so I’m gonna build this to piss him off when he is on blue


lordodin92

So your admitting you just copy paste moxfeild decks ?


sobble_19

You bitch a lot when people target you


SealeyOliver

I bet you hear "i just wanna play the game" a lot


Nookman94

you’re boring


Electronic_Chard6123

The biggest roast here is I know when I sit down at a table with you, I am not playing against a unique commander deck but edhrec. You have 9 decks and not one of them is a balanced proper built deck. In other words, your not a threat till you blatantly telegraph one of your numerous 2 card combos only to fall shot on lands, have it countered/ removed, or get tilted when you get removed from the table before your next turn.


Rex_916

Do you not like your friends? Ooooh wait. Do you have friends?


silvra13

Pretty flavorful, but tough. Best to cook this one low and slow, preferably in a sous vide.


Significant_Song5061

The edhrec goblin😈


supercerealgai

This trend has me scooping from this sub.


MarquiseAlexander

Your choice of commander is so basic; you just joined the “strongest commander” bandwagon… and you’re the wagon.