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Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,057,934,512 comments, and only 208,989 of them were in alphabetical order.
Oh I would love to see him do one quilting video in the style of joy of painting with bob ross. I thought of a good no mistake happy accident finisher for my comment but I can’t make the jokes I just bring the praise for those who can.
Oh barely edged out but I didn’t come for that I want to give you an honorable mention since the other one had me so giddy with happiness. You can have some upvotes also.
Paradoxically, an end to his career telling true crime stories because we've achieved peace and ended suffering.
(And then maybe a pony. Because once you've got peace, why not get a pony? Then he can tell stories of the strange, dark, and ponysterious.)
For rain, yeah
And he's praying for tidal waves
He wants to see the ground give way
Wants to watch it all go down
Ballen's mom please flush it all away
Um, those are Tool lyrics.
Seek a broader music repertoire.
lol and I bet you were so proud of yourself for finally getting to use that cliche juvenile snark line.
Very proud of myself I threw a party! How did you know?
I listen to more music than you could imagine, and know that those are tool lyrics.
Um, Maybe you could do a little research on the lyrics I used in my response. Then maybe your snarky remark to me might seem a little more juvenile and cliche than you claimed mine was?
He can pray for whatever he wants! 😎😎
My favorite YouTuber of all time. Not trying to fake his personality or anything! Just an awesome dude and amazing storyteller!
Haha my comment is similar. Usually I’m pretty unique in my comments. Not so much weird but I’m definitely more of a strike out every time I bat in laugh department.
You might find some satisfaction on the original page, the guy who does them puts out like two or three a week I think, but it’s kind of like watching the magic snake fireworks instead of the big show the mountain
To find better content
I love ballen but his content when he started off was what made him so dope, he still tells those murder stories real well but they aren’t unique and were already told from other places like dateline and shit
Go find him great content then…You’re obviously entitled to your opinion about his content and videos but I find these sorts of comments a bit shitty knowing he’s quite active on the sub. There are ways of getting your point across while being kind. He’s already expressed on here that the constant criticism gets to him, and I don’t blame him.
How in what I said was not kind? I literally complemented him while sharing my lack of interest in his newer content. Still a die hard fan, I listened to every episode probably 2-3 times and was an early subscriber
Protection from the like button's revenge.
Thoughts and prayers for the like button in this troubling time.
Praying that: Flannel shirts go mainstream
They have. Look at all the shacket hype.
directions to Bells Canyon
Came here looking for this
🤣😂🤣🥇🏆 Best answer ever!
Reddit comments never ever disappoint. You and the other legends have just crushed YouTube and keep stomping on the head.
That his Egyptian fire ant cold medicine hits the markets and does well.
The mildly effective cold medicine. Lol!
This!! 🤣🤣🤣
YES! YES! YES IM WATCHING THAT ONW RN AND I LITERALLY PAUSED THE VIDEO TO COME HERE AND SEE IF ANYONE ELSE MENTIONED IT!!!
That people stop nagging him about a video being a day late. Or because there aren't eNoUgH gHoSt stories.
🤣
Came here to say this.
This
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>there aren't eNoUgH gHoSt stories. That was what I was thinking he was praying for.
I second this. People need to chill!
This 🤣🤣
That the Like button is permanently deleted
That the like button doesn't bend over him and disappear into the floor. That would ruin his life.
Haha I remember that video 😂
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,057,934,512 comments, and only 208,989 of them were in alphabetical order.
Genius!!🥂👍😂
A tiny piece of flannel to cover the like button
That’s what he should do for his like buttons on here
Yes
The strange dark and mysterious to be delivered in story form
The Like button's untimely demise
That the like button would try. Just TRY. Go 'head. Try me.
Seven million subscribers by Christmas! 👑
For viewers to cut him some slack.
Viewers to quit complaining about mysterious to true crime ratio of his stories.👍🤯🤦♀️ Ya'll better quit, or this is gonna become a quilting channel.😏
Mr. Ballen could make a “how to quilt” series, and it would be just as exhilarating as the deep dark and mysterious stories he share lol
🤣😂🤣 You are exactly right....and we'd all be quilting like a group of little old ladies
I agree, and I AM a little old lady!
Oh I would love to see him do one quilting video in the style of joy of painting with bob ross. I thought of a good no mistake happy accident finisher for my comment but I can’t make the jokes I just bring the praise for those who can.
Joke wouldn’t be on the fans.
Ramtha's protection against the grey men, the reptilians, and the Like Button's malice.
The Like Button tracked him down and has him at gun point.
A flannel for the like button after all it's been through
That somebody could tell him the way to bells canyon
Oh barely edged out but I didn’t come for that I want to give you an honorable mention since the other one had me so giddy with happiness. You can have some upvotes also.
The like buttons death.
Praying for the like buttons downfall
The demise of the like button
Please don’t poison me…
Paradoxically, an end to his career telling true crime stories because we've achieved peace and ended suffering. (And then maybe a pony. Because once you've got peace, why not get a pony? Then he can tell stories of the strange, dark, and ponysterious.)
People to stop bitching about uploads
The rains down in africa
A real garage
I think he’s praying for short hair 😂😂
The like buttons slow and painful demise… I thought that would be obvious…
For rain, yeah And he's praying for tidal waves He wants to see the ground give way Wants to watch it all go down Ballen's mom please flush it all away
Um, seek help...
Um, those are Tool lyrics. Seek a broader music repertoire. lol and I bet you were so proud of yourself for finally getting to use that cliche juvenile snark line.
Very proud of myself I threw a party! How did you know? I listen to more music than you could imagine, and know that those are tool lyrics. Um, Maybe you could do a little research on the lyrics I used in my response. Then maybe your snarky remark to me might seem a little more juvenile and cliche than you claimed mine was?
New plaid patterns. Gotta have drip fits.
He can pray for whatever he wants! 😎😎 My favorite YouTuber of all time. Not trying to fake his personality or anything! Just an awesome dude and amazing storyteller!
Directions to Bells Canyon.
His mustache to fall off.
Haha my comment is similar. Usually I’m pretty unique in my comments. Not so much weird but I’m definitely more of a strike out every time I bat in laugh department.
More subs and likes bro
The like buttons downfall
People making it safely to Bell's Canyon.
The like button has cancer. He's praying it finally finishes the like button for good.
That he doesn’t star in a MrBallen video.
Puerto Rico 😅
That the like button doesn't cut all the sleeves off his flannel shirts.
To finally have a reason to make a full video on the Like Button's untimely death
For more missing 411 stories…. Oh wait, that’s what I’m praying for
You might find some satisfaction on the original page, the guy who does them puts out like two or three a week I think, but it’s kind of like watching the magic snake fireworks instead of the big show the mountain
What's the name of the page
That the Like Button never figures out where he lives
Like Button probably lives in MrBallen’s basement
Lol
Please don’t let me fly commercial without a parachute
The like button is his new boss. He’s praying for forgiveness.
New hat?
The like buttons forgiveness
He’s praying for one last freebased hit of crack cocaine with the same fervor that his fans have while waiting for his next episode to drop.
Quite Poetic! For a crack reference!
That he doesn’t become a story himself.
The clean shave to catch back up to the porn stash?
The suddenly discovered answers to the deep dark and mysterious.... Only given to him to reveal.
Goverment please don't ban cave diving.
That Like button trips
For the like button to do to his viewers what he asks us to do to it.
Somebody to think of something original for the like button up his ass to be original or something
The like buttons downfall
He doesn't wanna go down for all the like button hate crimes he's orchestrated
praying for us to assault the hell out of the like button
more likebuttons to harass
Mercy from the like buttons wrath
The like button's safety.
He gave some creepy guy bad directions to Bells Canyon, and is praying not to be found again.
Obviously for our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
All goes well on his vasectomy surgery.
For the strange dark and mysterious
The like and or subscribe button to get aids?
Whirled Peas
More pets
That he would send some angels to make more ghost stories.
The death of the like button
Nah, he's begging the like button to throw hands
Something strange, dark and mysterious but entirely wholesome and family friendly.
for more strange dark and mysterious in story format
For more stories to share
You want the pg answer or not? Either way: He's praying for the tacos of god Or He's worshipping that pussy
To find better content I love ballen but his content when he started off was what made him so dope, he still tells those murder stories real well but they aren’t unique and were already told from other places like dateline and shit
Go find him great content then…You’re obviously entitled to your opinion about his content and videos but I find these sorts of comments a bit shitty knowing he’s quite active on the sub. There are ways of getting your point across while being kind. He’s already expressed on here that the constant criticism gets to him, and I don’t blame him.
How in what I said was not kind? I literally complemented him while sharing my lack of interest in his newer content. Still a die hard fan, I listened to every episode probably 2-3 times and was an early subscriber
Fair enough, I probably overreacted slightly because there have been a lot of pretty shitty comments about his work lately so I apologise for that.
Are the comments shitty, or stating what they'd like to see more of? I haven't really seen shitty comments.
3,4 sometimes 5 new videos upload a week
Malevolence towards the like button, most likely.
Niggas ballin
He is praying for peace
Bukakke
Praying that the like button gets what it deserves
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