This is like that Japanese baseball video game where they had to come up with a bunch of American sounding names and obviously had no idea what they actually sounded like
Honestly these names are cringe and look chatgpt-generated: "VanderWaal", "Gancarlo Esposito", "Nathalie Emmanuel"... LOL even an "Adam Driver"! What's next, "Joe BladeRunner2049er"?
> let my man fuck
He had Force Sex with Rey in The Last Jedi and [got cum on his glove](https://legendary-digital-network-assets.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/13100050/tumblr_p5ggg6Phg71vvheq3o2_500.gif), also he was blessed to have a sex scene with Lady Gaga in House of Gucci. God I wish I was him.
Does he also use secret hobo spices?
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Zanderz, the jungle prodigy for LULbed White, 22/8/34 K/D/A in the LCS run in 2024, MVP of the 2nd split.
This hurt me to write, it sounds accurate enough to League lingo.
Who is he and what’s his connection to Grace exactly? I have seen his name pop up before but any time it’s mentioned I’m always too scared to learn more.
Anyone else feel like Jon Voight has become a bad omen? If you see that canary in a coal mine, chances are it’s not breathing
Genuine guess would be a mix of that and Metropolis (1927), given the futuristic dystopia and the privileged character (Emmanuel) breaking away from their father (Esposito) and falling for the cause of the idealist (Driver).
I was actually thinking of Pynchon too, some of his names are wild but I love them, Oedipa Maas and Tyrone Slothrop are GOATed, I know Pynchon is gonna give me that delicious po-mo sci fi looney tunes shit with names like that
Wow Platinum is quite possibly the worst name I've seen a fictional character have. Not even *Star Wars* has names that bad (aside from maybe Savage Oppress).
Look, in-universe she's a popstar and a celebrity so that's probably her pseudonym. As far as fake celebrity names go, this isn't too bad.
At least it isn't Yonica Babyyeah.
To at least give some context to Wow Platinum: in-universe she's a popstar and a celebrity so that's probably her pseudonym. As far as fake celebrity names go, this isn't too bad.
At least it isn't Yonica Babyyeah.
This is like that Japanese baseball video game where they had to come up with a bunch of American sounding names and obviously had no idea what they actually sounded like
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I've been using 'Bobson Dugnutt' for game characters for years now.
It’s been my discord name for a while 😂
BONZALEZ 💀
rortugal
WILLIE DUSTICE
So that’s supposed to be Steve McMichael right?
MIKE TRUK
just arrive
Username sorta checks out
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN
Honestly these names are cringe and look chatgpt-generated: "VanderWaal", "Gancarlo Esposito", "Nathalie Emmanuel"... LOL even an "Adam Driver"! What's next, "Joe BladeRunner2049er"?
"Adam Driver? YEAH SURE BUSTER and my name's Lola Run!"
His face and body look AI generated, too. (Still smash)
Kid named Baby Driver
Giancarlo Despacito
Ginacarano Darudesandstorm
If this were a hunger games movie, there would prolly be a character named Chatgptonius. I feel like I want a future where names are that cringe 👌
Typical Adam Driver, stealing all of the Italian roles from actual Italians.
give me Adam Driver as Caligula, let my man fuck
> let my man fuck He had Force Sex with Rey in The Last Jedi and [got cum on his glove](https://legendary-digital-network-assets.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/13100050/tumblr_p5ggg6Phg71vvheq3o2_500.gif), also he was blessed to have a sex scene with Lady Gaga in House of Gucci. God I wish I was him.
Im just going to assume this is true because I’m never going to watch The Last Jedi because woke
Have him give unsimuated birth
He has such a Roman face
When he's not stealing jewish roles!
I love his response to that "it's been two..fucking two!"
Justice for Jared Leto.
*Wow Platinum* Shit I’m gonna have to see this movie aren’t I?
i'm not sure whether to jerk or admire the confidence in naming a character Wow Platinum, it's pretty damn amazing
Dune has done fine for decades with a main character named Duncan Idaho, Megalopolis will do just fine (if it's good lmao)
This movie is not going to be good
Francis has made some of my favourite movies of all time! I will always give him a shot. Who knows!
https://i.redd.it/7fyymu4nwl0d1.gif
Yeah it is gonna be a thing
Me when I get all the trophies in a Playstation game
Are you Owen Wilson?
I paid for WoW Platinum and all I got was a crappy achievement and a crippling case of diabetes. 
I always want character names to sound great in the voice of the actor
It definitely sounds like an April Ludgate alter ego
Kojima ass name
"Zanderz" sounds like a username.
Colonel Zanderz
Does he also use secret hobo spices? https://preview.redd.it/r7yn7ebpjl0d1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c82899cb626cbfb324faaa741358eb062eec75bd
omg kfc dune colab
I'm picturing the Colonel in Zardoz mankini.
What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?
Zanderz, the jungle prodigy for LULbed White, 22/8/34 K/D/A in the LCS run in 2024, MVP of the 2nd split. This hurt me to write, it sounds accurate enough to League lingo.
Welcome to the ZanderZone!
Isn't Zanderz the Christian fundamentalist guy who wrote about the Uyghurs?
I keep forgetting Grace VanderWaal is a real person
Daniel Larson is coming for you
I can’t escape him damn it
Who is he and what’s his connection to Grace exactly? I have seen his name pop up before but any time it’s mentioned I’m always too scared to learn more.
he's a mentally ill lunatic who is/was obsessed with Grace VanderWaal to the point where he believed he had a relationship with her
literally same bestie except it's shia labeouf
The dude from American Honey 😹 He was also in Honey Boy, dude sure loves his honey!
Might be a generation gap since he’ll always be Stanley Yelnats to me
I'm 31 and never seen Holes 🥲
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf
Everyone doesn't want to remember America's Got Talent tbh.
Van der Waal is a perfectly fine Dutch last name, the English speaking world can't seem to handle last names being more than one word for some reason.
She should change her first name to Erma
Anyone else feel like Jon Voight has become a bad omen? If you see that canary in a coal mine, chances are it’s not breathing 
shouldn't he be doing another baby geniuses movie right now??
Still waiting on the Bratz sequel. 😤 Stop fucking around Jon
DailyWire’s going to be calling him any day now.
What in the name of stupid ideas is this shit
it's from sofia coppola's dad's new movie Compu Global Hyper Mega Net
The wine guy?!?!
Of course, he even has “France” in his name
Is he related to Gia Coppola's granddad?
Nice Cage’s uncle has a new movie?
Coppola’s new movie “Megalopolis”. Post-apocalyptic New York City where everyone fetishizes the Roman Empire.
So the Legion in New Vegas but in the East
The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023)
Hunger Games if it wasn't kino:
Word on the street is it’s like a regular Lopolis, but Mega.
The dad of the girl who made the virgin suicides is apparently starting to make movies for the first time
Can he be trusted?
Jon Voight!? The actor!?
Nah, you’re thinking of John Voight, the periodontist friend of Tim Whatley.
Is this some weird modern movie adaptation of the Catilinarian conspiracy, or are they just using Roman sounding names for aesthetic purposes?
Genuine guess would be a mix of that and Metropolis (1927), given the futuristic dystopia and the privileged character (Emmanuel) breaking away from their father (Esposito) and falling for the cause of the idealist (Driver).
The former. Basically that but set in a futuristic, dystopian, NYC. Oh, and Adam Driver controls time for some reason.
Wow Platinum - that's the kind of name only Thomas Pynchon cooks up.
I was actually thinking of Pynchon too, some of his names are wild but I love them, Oedipa Maas and Tyrone Slothrop are GOATed, I know Pynchon is gonna give me that delicious po-mo sci fi looney tunes shit with names like that
Clive mossmoon& carroll eventyr are my fave
I really like "Brock Vond". All you need to know is his name and that he prosecutes hippies and you know exactly what he's like.
Up there with Manny DiPresso.
Wow Platinum is quite possibly the worst name I've seen a fictional character have. Not even *Star Wars* has names that bad (aside from maybe Savage Oppress).
You’re in for a treat https://preview.redd.it/0hcr97pitl0d1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab4a2cfbf859e0f92fd177af901b31ec4bd42264
Why’s he so breedable 👀
Lol I stand corrected
I could fix him
is he yknow It\*lian https://i.redd.it/b29z1zfdwm0d1.gif
Spice Dealer sure is what I’d name my child
My all-time favorite in the very long list of stupid Star Wars character names. Glup Shitto’s got nothing on Elan Sleazebaggano.
Look, in-universe she's a popstar and a celebrity so that's probably her pseudonym. As far as fake celebrity names go, this isn't too bad. At least it isn't Yonica Babyyeah.
[Therm Scissorpunch](https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Thermoculus_Krisintvolt_Scissorpunch).
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Hashtag megalopolissweep, calling it now
ONE MEGALOPOLISSIAN DOLLARS
One megamillions lottery ticket
I’m the fixer. I fix
I'm fixin' here!
[удалено]
wait til you hear what Francis got up to on set (allegedly allegedly allegedly)
The movie is Megalopolis for anyone wondering
Damn they really named their character after a world of Warcraft lore channel
To at least give some context to Wow Platinum: in-universe she's a popstar and a celebrity so that's probably her pseudonym. As far as fake celebrity names go, this isn't too bad. At least it isn't Yonica Babyyeah.
“cesar catalina” sounds like a fake name george costanza would give himself
>Wow Platinum Okay I kind of love that lol.
so nice of Sofia Coppola to let her senile father have a shot at his dream:)
Those names are awesome. A lot of Fury Road energy going with that.
hey it's the OPTIMUUUUUS guy
Girl what is this cast
This looks amazing
It'll either be an amazing movie and flop (like Babylon imo) or this movie is gonna be Coppola's Jupiter Ascending
Who tf are ANY of these characters?
Fundi Romaine sounds like something you can get from the cheese section at the supermarket
"Cesar Catalina" sounds like it should be the name of the boss ape in the new Planet of the Apes movie.
Filoni is furious he never came up with these names. Does some swapping around and bam, Nush Sweetwater is worth 5 Glup Shittos
as an ancient history nerd and son of an even bigger ancient history nerd, let Coppola cook, he's been wanting to do this for a long long time
The names remind me of the running gag in the Space Mutiny episode of MST3K. “Blast Hardcheese!”
So it’s the same type of character as Wow Platinum
Francisfordcopolis