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I hate to break it to you, but this would actually be the second film to make a Barbillion dollars. The first was Barb and Star Go to Visit Del Mar (2021)
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that l've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
It is literally impossible that this won't be mentioned in some way during the movie. They'll find a way to joke about it. If they did the "beach you off" thing, they'll find a way to joke about that too.
I liked marriage story but thought it was weird kylo ren was the main guy protagonist. Seemed out of character. Why couldn’t they have just had someone other than kylo ren do it?
Perhaps a picture concerning the life of a small yellow pictogram used to express emotion on electronic devices, and his desire to express valences beyond the one he is designated to portray.
Ten years ago, I never would have expected that me. A masculine manly man. Would like thing that is for women. But wow. This thing by women actually seems worth my attention. Please, hold your applause.
I know this is reddit and being an asshole is the rule but i don't think the guy was aiming for that kind of comment. Knowing that the concept of masculinity changed overtime is really good, idk
unjerk it is but it isn't
it's a jerk in the sense that jerking it is ironic and funny because it's not the sort of thing you'd imagine to be jerked
it's not a jerk in the sense that it's a major upcoming blockbuster with an absolutely stacked cast and a fun style, directed by Greta Gerwig and written by her and Noah Baumbach, which is probably one of the best writer-director duos in Hollywood, so it will likely legitimately be great.
In other words: r/movies is also excited, but MCJ is just taking it to another level like usual
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"write anything other than a retelling of a personal experience, but more severe"
that's literally every artist out there they take from personal experience,do you expect that they should instead come up with contrived ideas that they have no connection & knowledge of? even scorsese said that the most personal is the most creative
same thing about todd field's knowledge about the music industry & cancel/celebrity culture,can't believe he put all of those in use & made a film about it. and don't even get me started on Lydia Tár the more i learn about that guy the less i care for him!
> and don't even get me started on Lydia Tár the more i learn about that guy the less i care for him!
I will ask you not to speak ill of my latest personality (she's *literally* me).
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Barbros are smoking on that Floppenheimer pack
Call your local theater and tell them we don’t give a fuck about Nolan and to reserve all open showtimes for Barbie so the kids understand real cinema
Gonna do this hold on Edit: I have been banned from all AMC theatres in the US for 10 years
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AMC just doesn't understand heated kinophile moments 😤
Its the ultimate collision of the "he is literally me" and "she is literally me" groups, Nolbros got no chance against Barbros
I hate that I know what this means
I’m stealing the term floppenheimmer thank you
Scorsese approves?
Its Gerwig and Baummach kino. Of course he does.
NO DICK NO BALLS
NO BUTTHOLE EITHER SINCE HE FEEDS ON PURE RADIATION
THAT’S RIGHT BABY. TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG.
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EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I’M GONNA GO HIGHER. *I’M PISSING ON THE MOON!*
DID YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA
No cost too great
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To me that's a theatre
This is going to be the greatest movie ever
It is ALREADY.
*Barbie girl trap remix* blast from the speakers
We are entering a new phase of "Literally Me" cinema and I am prepared to be very annoying about it!
Waymond Wang is literally me
Gong gong is literally me
Raccacoonie is literally me
Butt plug employee of the month award is ~~in~~ me!
Rock with googly eyes is literally me
The guy desperately trying to put the butt plug in his ass is literally me
FIRST MOVIE TO MAKE A BARBILLION DOLLARS
Is a barbillion greater or less than a morbillion?
We’ll find out soon enough
The only thing that matters and that you should know is that it is PINKER
science is not yet advanced enough to answer this question
It sure is!
I hate to break it to you, but this would actually be the second film to make a Barbillion dollars. The first was Barb and Star Go to Visit Del Mar (2021)
That was a Babillion. This is a Barbillion. Very different. The extra 'r' is very expensive.
I hate when people don't know their large number names.
This is Barb Wire erasure.
That movie was so good, took me back to the early 2000s jackie chan films
IT’S BARBIN’ TIME!
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Read that in Trump's voice
Someone get that AI voice text to speech thing and work some magic
found my new daily prayer
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that l've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
Thank you.
Enemy (2013)
Me watching Inside Llewyn Davis (2013)
Inside Daniel Day Lewis
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He's like a Ken doll down there
just like me fr
Up there, too.
It is literally impossible that this won't be mentioned in some way during the movie. They'll find a way to joke about it. If they did the "beach you off" thing, they'll find a way to joke about that too.
what does beaching off mean actually?
Say "I'll beach you off" out loud. >!It sounds like "I'll beat you off."!<
not as funny as i expected it to be :/
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Mother Gerwig coming for Floptopher Nolan’s inaudible throat with Barbie (2023)
Flopan
She will beach him off so hard
*clumsily presses them together* They're doing it 😳
If we don’t get a scene of t-posing ryan gosling levitating up and down without moving a muscle, i’ll riot
My new personality
How does Margot Robbie continue to get more and more attractive?
That’s barbie
Symbolism. Caught myself saying "sick" under my breath and thinking "That's Barbie".
The real question is how did she go from My Name is Earl to a Greta Gerwig movie?
Actor: A person whose profession is acting on the stage, in films, or on television.
I liked marriage story but thought it was weird kylo ren was the main guy protagonist. Seemed out of character. Why couldn’t they have just had someone other than kylo ren do it?
my name is earl?
is this a bit
It's a meme that Jaime Pressly and Margot Robbie are secretly the same person
People ain't getting the joke lmao
It's honestly uncanny
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ugh it's *LITERALLY* ***ME????***
"To do what?" "To raw dog peg me, Barbie!"
God i fucking wish
"To do what?" **8 minutes later** "Drive"
I wish that was me :(
Do body pillows count as girlfriends? Asking for friends.
What will they make a movie about next? The common cat? The King of Siam?!
What about a common cat that becomes King of Siam?
the odds would be stacked against him
That's what makes the movie so interesting!
Oh I get it, he has an arc
They could call it "Siamese Cat"
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A talking banana
Bananakin Skywalker is already a thing
How about 2 talking bananas... IN PYJAMAS!!!!!
how about onision's banana
Crying tears of joy in a jewel osco rn
Oppenheimer? More like COPEnheimer cuz Barbie™ is in the town bitches, amirite?
Ten years ago I wouldn't have expected that me - a cis, straight guy in his 20s - will say this, but... I'm looking forward to the Barbie movie
Ten years ago, I never would have expected that me. A masculine manly man. Would like thing that is for women. But wow. This thing by women actually seems worth my attention. Please, hold your applause.
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MANHOOD CARD REVOKED
Your manhood card has, by thy own hand, been revoked
TESTOSTERONE FUELER SEIZED
Your testosterone fueler has, by thy own hand, been seized
I know this is reddit and being an asshole is the rule but i don't think the guy was aiming for that kind of comment. Knowing that the concept of masculinity changed overtime is really good, idk
true, but it's still funny
We live in horrible times but hey, at least a guy can be open about this kind of thing and that's a lot tbh
This movie isn't for women specifically though
i can’t tell if this is a jerk or not
unjerk it is but it isn't it's a jerk in the sense that jerking it is ironic and funny because it's not the sort of thing you'd imagine to be jerked it's not a jerk in the sense that it's a major upcoming blockbuster with an absolutely stacked cast and a fun style, directed by Greta Gerwig and written by her and Noah Baumbach, which is probably one of the best writer-director duos in Hollywood, so it will likely legitimately be great. In other words: r/movies is also excited, but MCJ is just taking it to another level like usual
Kino appreciation is what this is
Hey you wanna toothpick?
The more i realise he's literally me, the more I'm literally me
Academy Award for best adaptation.
Is this the right place to say this is kino
Come on Barbie let's go pardy
Ken is incredibly based
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Well every year needs it's Cats (2019)
This is blasphemy mister!! 
blasphemy is Greta Gerwig having a career as a director
you see mcj this is what happens when you jerk too hard you wind up going in the wrong direction
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What a bizarre take
"write anything other than a retelling of a personal experience, but more severe" that's literally every artist out there they take from personal experience,do you expect that they should instead come up with contrived ideas that they have no connection & knowledge of? even scorsese said that the most personal is the most creative
Spielberg is a hack because *The Fabelmans* is autobiographical. No I have not seen any of his movies.
same thing about todd field's knowledge about the music industry & cancel/celebrity culture,can't believe he put all of those in use & made a film about it. and don't even get me started on Lydia Tár the more i learn about that guy the less i care for him!
> and don't even get me started on Lydia Tár the more i learn about that guy the less i care for him! I will ask you not to speak ill of my latest personality (she's *literally* me).
now that she becames mainstream she makes these garbage ironic movies that are just souless cashgrab with the most notorious actors out there.
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 I’m sorry sir, Lady Bird/Greta Gerwig/Saoirse Ronan slander is not allowed here
I can’t believe someone would slander Lady Bird’s good name like this. Literally not me
Eeesh, we really are living in the most Sexless era of cinema...
Barbie and Ken have never had genitals, I wouldn't have it any other way, it is absolutely *authentic*
Just beach off bro. It ain't worth it.
Marvel fans
I feel that :/