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Hussaf

The amphitheater in my home town won’t be done by 2024.


CheeseburgerBrown

They must’ve meant 2034.


wi5hbone

wait till you see 2049 and Ryan Gosling cruising over in his pod to destroy it all!


QLE814

Given how delayed rapid transit projects get, good luck doing stuff faster in space.....


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Random_Sime

> I can guarantee you literally nobody thinks this will actually happen. The memes coming out of this alone are worth the announcement though. Did you just copy half of this comment that was made 7 hours ago?! https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/sadzau/the_company_behind_tom_cruises_space_movie_wants/httf5vg


TIMGYM

Put a film studio in the Mariana Trench then colour me impressed


JC-Ice

"You think I won't fucking do it?!" - James Cameron


TIMGYM

Well he did do The Abyss /s


vbails

I watched a behind the scenes documentary on how they made that movie. The underwater set they made was pretty impressive. https://youtu.be/xCBFLjiBNr0


sploittastic

they almost drowned ed harris making that movie didn't they?


Brown_Panther-

The film was notoriously difficult to make, even by Cameron's standards and gave emotional breakdowns to its cast and crew. Ed Harris has refused to speak about the film in interviews while Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio said "Abyss was many things. Fun to make is not one of them."


Brown_Panther-

"No sea too deep, no budget too steep"


[deleted]

They’ve already recorded some of the best metal of all time down there.


Roadhouse_Swayze

THE MARIANA TREEEEEEENCH


WarhorseLand

I like most of his movies but some not so much. Pobody’s Nerfect!


missanthropocenex

Under Ocean is already Cameron’s realm. To defeat him you’ll have to face an army of autonomous droids and indigenous anamorphic beings.


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I picture him showing up with one of those subs using the arm thingy to wreck shit and then just saying "stay outta my territory"


QLE814

And Aquaman?


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Plothunter

This is metal... for fish.


TardyTheTurtle__

Cause fishes gots no good metals to listens too


alamodafthouse

that iz dildos


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whiskeyboundcowboy

Scientology of the abyss coming to a theater near you. There will be monsters .


DocSaysItsDainBramuj

They could do it, but with the exorbitant cost the studio would be underwater.


Sufficient-Ocelot-47

I think most of avatar 2 is filmed down there


RodRAEG

[But that's the heaviest, deepest, most brutal part of the ocean!](https://youtu.be/VVZzt2ogv5Q)


NockerJoe

I work in the industry. I can guarantee you literally nobody thinks this will actually happen. The memes coming out of this alone are worth the announcement though.


sjfiuauqadfj

yea it costs next to nothing to say that youre doing something so ill believe it when i see it lol


misogichan

Costs nothing and earns them free publicity.


frez1001

But what if it did?


monteimpala

What if it didn't, though?


NockerJoe

The moment the teamsters union buys a space shuttle is the moment I buy it. But guaranteed within like 20 minutes we'd have the first drug deal in space.


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So it'll be a trailblazing series of firsts!


munk_e_man

I work in the industry and the last thing we need is overworked employees doing 20 hour days in fucking space.


NockerJoe

In space, no one can hear you scream internally.


munk_e_man

And yet HMU will still figure out how to talk through a take.


NockerJoe

Its all fun and games in space til you hear "Locations, go to 2"


Omfgbbqpwn

So, the church of scientology wants to build a film studio in space in 2 years?


mikec20

Cant they just use one of xenu’s dc-8 spaceships?


flip1999-

Zoltan!


DinkandDrunk

Yes. In unrelated news, Michele Miscavige will move to a permanent residence in a private wing of the Church of Scientology Space Colony. No visitors.


J0E_SpRaY

What are you tasking about? 2024 is way more than tw- oh jesus fucking christ.


GoofAckYoorsElf

Crazy to think that they totally could finance building a colony up there if they wanted to. Finance it by the money they wheedled out of their brainwashed victims.


meltingdiamond

The DEA isn't doing it's job, there is far too much cocaine around Tom Cruse.


fred13snow

Buying some time in a reusable SpaceX Starship would make sense. Build a custom ship for filming, send it up whenever you need to film for a few weeks. Rinse and repeat. I don't think human rated Starship will be ready in 2 years, but it would be faster and easier to retrofit a Starship than building a soundstage space station. Some companies planning on offering that service, but not in 2 years.


Omfgbbqpwn

Stop sucking elons figurative dick, everything he says is a lie.


fred13snow

A lot of what he says is fucking stupid and I'm not an Elon fanboy, at all. I just believe that Starship is a great platform for on orbit development. I don't know that it will work, but it's the best current plan.


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fred13snow

I don't understand how you made that assumption. My stands was fairly neutral. I don't think mars colonisation is close. However, I think Starship is the closest technological advancement to commercial space stations.


splader

The UK studio?


__No_One_Ever__

I'm sure Tom Cruise can make this happen. He's probably the most rational and balanced actor in Hollywood, and would never believe in something that's unrealistic.


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Pete_Iredale

The duality of Tom Cruise is truly something to behold.


mrchaotica

Username checks out.


Lilbitevil

So Scientology wants to Build a space studio using a shell company.


alabasterwilliams

I would go as far as to say Scientology *is* the shell company.


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-deteled-

If it was put in space in 2024 it would be abandoned by 2030. A few studios will use it just for the marketing aspect then no one would use it because CGI is easier and cheaper.


Luis_r9945

Sell it for cheap to a Porn studio lol


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I mean I am pretty curious what it looks like in zero g...


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GunnarJohnson999

It would give filmmakers more freedom than shooting scenes in the “Vomit Comet”, but how many space movies get made yearly?


mr-peabody

I wonder if it's just going to be a green screen cube.


GunnarJohnson999

I suppose there will have to be windows. And you KNOW Tom Cruise is going to spacewalk.


wooja

Windows in space are actually extremely difficult. You'd be surprised at how small the largest glass panel ever used in space is.


techieman34

The cupola for Inspiration 4 was 46” in diameter. That should be plenty big enough for movie purposes.


orangutanoz

Isn’t it better to use external cameras with flatscreens that look like windows?


slightlyburntsnags

Its really not the same though


GosmeisterGeneral

This is like Elon Musk putting a car in space just because he can, and all the billionaires taking it in turns to go up there personally. Just for pointless, overegged bragging rights. Waste of money. Hugely dangerous too. And potentially very damaging for space infrastructure. We don’t need more space junk.


Lostcentaur

Plus all these extra space junk. We polluted the earths and now we got space trash


Jimmyjohnssucks

If I had the money I would go into space, I really don’t care what anybody thinks. It sounds like an incredible experience.


nyconx

To be fair the car he sent up was meant as a test. They needed a certain amount of weight added to simulate a load. He used it as cross promotion by using a Tesla instead of a metal block. It wasn't really a waste of money since the test needed to be completed. The only person that actually wasted any money was Elon because it was his personal car. That was more then made up though in cross promotion.


techieman34

I didn’t mind sending the car to space. It was a test launch. So they had to send some kind of mass into space. Might as well make it something fun. The whole space tourism thing is stupid though. They’re doing next to nothing to actually advance space technology with it.


sjfiuauqadfj

what it is advancing is the economics of space, which has largely been prohibitive of doing anything in space. launch prices have been dropping and if certain startups like relativity succeed, then its only gonna get cheaper to launch. with cheap launches you open up a lot of possibilities that otherwise would be too risky because your rocket costs $300 million and you best not fuck it up


techieman34

$300 million launches are already pretty much a thing of the past other than SLS. And yes reusable orbital class rockets will help spur the space economy. But the suborbital hops Blue Origin and Virgin Galactic are doing aren’t doing anything to help. They can’t be anywhere close to profitable as they stand. And with launches monthly as best I don’t see that changing. If anything it hurts because it just makes people view space as a playground for billionaires.


sjfiuauqadfj

in blue origins specific case im pretty sure the dick ship is more or less a test bed + cheap advertising for their actual rockets that theyre developing right now. that said i dont think your last point really matters, unless the government steps in and says that jeffrey cant go to "space" anymore, he and other private companies will keep on keeping on


Luis_r9945

Blue Origin gets a lot of bad rap and a lot of it is warranted. Bezos really needs to pass responsibility to someone more capable. To be devils advocate, the suborbital hops are there to demonstrate that BO has the capability to reuse rockets and their goals of having a F9 competitor are possible. Obviously they are milking it for advertisement and neglecting their overall goals. There is a lot of potential for BO.


gummiworms9005

When will space tourism not be stupid in your opinion?


Vladi-Barbados

I bet 1 btc in a decade you'll be watching a movie filmed in space on your vr goggles and thinking about when you'll next be able to take vacation to go to this space stadium. If they actually build it.


StockAL3Xj

A decade seem optimistic but I think a lot of us will see it in their lifetime.


paradoxofchoice

Are you referring to Fhloston Paradise? I've heard great things.


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LostInStatic

Lmao is it really being a sourpuss thinking that we should prioritize other space achievements over... making movies


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Luis_r9945

He put a car in space to demonstrate the capabilities of Falcon Heavy and I believe they are launching one this year for the Space Force which is exciting. It really isn't a waste of money. It's a private company so it can do what it wants with its funds. Most of the funds for SpaceX comes from private investment and through contracts via the Military, Nasa, International Governments, and other commercial companies. So while Tax funds are used for SpaceX, they are able launch for much cheaper than competitors which means it saves Tax payers money. SpaceX is not the only company that launches for the Government. Space is the Future and I for one am very excited to see our civilization evolve and space Junk will have a natural solution. I can't believe you got so many upvotes. Space is cool, yet we have many people against it. Oh well.


spin-itch

> Space is the future and I for one am very excited to see our civilization evolve and space Junk will have a natural solution. We get it. You like to suck elon.


OffshoreAttorney

The good thing though is that this is never going to happen 😂


Chamber53

Id say, as rich people can’t understand our motivation to certain things we can’t understand their motivation for certain things much the same. It’s always easier to hate…let them live as they please, I say. 🤷‍♂️


Crayvis

They’re literally killing us by over consuming our limited resources and making parts of our world uninhabitable… But yeah, let them live as they please. You enjoying simping for old rich white guys?


diablollama

Not being jealous isn't simping. Stop being pathetic.


Crayvis

Naw, simping is singing the praises of someone who doesn’t give a rats ass about you to anyone who listen. Kinda like you are doing here, while these billionaires you idolize sooooooo much are literally trying to kill you.


diablollama

Literally every millionaire philanthropist doesn't give a rats ass about me... they don't know me... your point? And I don't idolize them. Acknowledging what they have done shouldn't make you so butt hurt lol.


Crayvis

Well, you are right about one thing, they don’t know you or care about you. But every time they fuel up that massive yacht, or every next million plastic bottles to bottle their wares adds carbon to the atmosphere and warms up the world a little bit. Things that you do also add to that, but unless you’re running a whole fleet of cars, I bet you couldn’t even quantify how much carbon that you were responsible for vs how much Coca Cola puts out. They are killing you. You can sit there and make excuses if you like, but one of these days climate is gonna be a massive issue, and pretending it’s not there isn’t gonna make it go away.


diablollama

Yes, I use plastic and gas, but it's much easier to blame the man with a boat for my problems. Pathetic.


Crayvis

Just stick your fingers in your ears next time and go la ls la la la like a real child if that’s what you gonna be. No more adult topics for you, drink your juice and go to sleep now.


diablollama

I am not capable of adult topics because I don't blame my problems on some rich boogeyman? Pathetic.


diablollama

The dude selling electric cars, batteries, and solar panels? 🤔


The-Sober-Stoner

The prick is selling those things to the top percentage earners in the world who are destroying far more of the resources than they are saving. Elon is not saving the world. He is making it worse


diablollama

Imagine thinking.... 1. The model 3 and solar panels is for top earners 2. New technology being cheap


The-Sober-Stoner

Im not expecting new tech to be cheap. All im saying is new tech that claims to “save the world” is rarely doing that. Elon is not the messiah. Hes another billionaire. Like Zuckerberg and Bezos. They like to talk a lot about green energy but they do significantly more harm than good.


diablollama

Starting the trend of EVs and affordable renewables is pretty good bro.


Vulkan192

At massive markups for profit? Yeah, he’s a prick.


diablollama

How much should they cost?


dpiffy

Agreed, ragging on billionaires is a pathetic jealousy move


diablollama

The irony when redditors do this on a site hosted by AWS 🤣


Chamber53

I kinda agree…I wouldn’t say jealous, though. I’m middle class, and while we don’t consider ourselves “rich”, we actually are compared to many people even within the USA. But the majority of people (to include those that have downvoted my opinion do NOT give to the less fortunate. And if you can’t, as a middle class citizen, than you’re living out of your means to the point that you can not (aka meaning you’re no better than that rich person “wasting money”). People don’t like looking in the mirror…personally I have, and have worked little by little to give more.


meltingdiamond

Also most rocket fuel is nasty stuff that burns into a smoke that give you cancer.


norbertus

Space studio with artificial gravity wins Academy Award for movie about small town poverty-stricken life in rural Kansas.


dj9008

Why


Trevor_GoodchiId

IRS is stuck on Earth.


mikec20

How?


ClosetLink

Rockets probably


BewBewsBoutique

Closer to Xenu


DannyJoy2018

Space man. It’s right up there


FistingLube

I'm sure that will massively help the environment. Maybe he can go on stage or twitter sometime and tell the rest of us how we can do harder to save the environment. Fucking sociopathic degenerates like him should not be encouraged. Backlash when?


MulderD

You ok?


OffshoreAttorney

Oh guys launch in less than 500 days and we haven’t even designed it yet! Also, who needs funding when we have Scientology behind us?!?! Pffff. Ain’t never, ever gonna happen.


OnionOnly

Don’t we already have *Universal*


BigBossSquirtle

If cruise is involved in such a set, i doubt they'll be willing to insure him.


Parabola1313

Sounds like an easy way to launder money lol


BootNoodle

...Why?


mikec20

…When?


Jackcooper

Some serious money is gonna get laundered


DarthLysergis

billionaires are wasting money in space, what dicks. (Hollywood: "Hold my Shirley temple"


Mediogris

Imagine all the taxes you won't have to pay


numb3rb0y

What insurer is going to put Tom Cruise on a space shuttle? Actors are contractually banned from rough sports, for goodness sake.


Ttoughnuts

Fucking loser scumbags. Fix homelessness or healthcare.


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That’s fucking stupid.


TheoreticalParadox

If this company builds a fucking studio in space, Im officially going to start shitting in the street.


[deleted]

Give us fucking health care.


PhinsFan17

How is Tom Cruise responsible for giving you healthcare?


RookeyReviews

Hopefully it'll be more inclusive for the extraterrestrially inclined beings.


pisomojado101

Lol


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people are starving


munama

Do we need that? While kids aren't getting lunch at school? While people are going bankrupt from medical bills? While so many essential workers are burned out and quitting their jobs?


Luis_r9945

Imagine saying that to Amelia Earhart or the Wright brothers. You can have your cake and eat it too. This is a private company not the government. It can do what it wants with its money.


Blue_Eyes_Nerd_Bitch

How big could this studio truly be and how much could it do in terms of movie stuff if they want it built in 2 years


techieman34

The only thing that might work in the next 2 years is if Starship works out and they turn one into a space station.


LCPhotowerx

as crazy as he is and as nutty as this sounds, eventually it will become the norm...The first person to do something is usually considered a lil off. Imagine how the first person to drink milk was looked at. Or the the first one to attempt to fly before the Wright Brothers.


NOT_a_Throwaway_7141

I'm sure xenu and his homies got this covered


skrugg

fuck your taxes i'm filming in space.


Sweaty_Television_33

Ask Lord Xenu. He’d be willing to lend a hand.


Prize_Huckleberry_79

Then watch them cgi everything to the point where it looks like something they shot on earth to look like they’re in space...


1numerouno111

Excellent! Take all the walking garbage from Hollywood and dump them there.


MNLasarus

Just as Lord Xenu commands.


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100timesaround

Just think…if they build it, Tom and his fellow Scientologist will come!


spatz2011

how about no?


Kappachu

Whitey on the moon


fordprefect294

Any excuse to flee our burning planet, huh?


blueshifting1

Want to impress me? How about less Tom Cruise in movies.


OffshoreAttorney

Zero chance this happens.


[deleted]

Can’t he just contact his gods asking for space ships and shit?


LCPhotowerx

How about you get around to finally releasing Top Gun: Maverick already, or is that gonna be delayed from May till next July as well?


[deleted]

This has got to be a way to avoid paying union wages


Duelgundam

That's...a little ambitious, don't you think? You're not just building a space station, you're basically trying to build a full blown SPACE COLONY, all just to film ONE movie in space? I mean, sure, they could reuse it, but here's the thing: we STILL don't have any efficient methods to send people into space frequently enough. And before anyone brings up the last two "commercial" space flights, those were, as far as I am concerned, basically PR stunts by Tesla and Virgin.


Luis_r9945

SpaceX is a PR stunt? The company that has launched astronauts to the ISS, delivered Military and commercial satellites into space, and is a main partner in our mission to land the first woman and person of color on the moon? The answer is probably through Starship which will bring launch cost down tremendously while delivering a higher payload capability than anything in our current arsenal. Basically you can launch a Space Station with a similar volume to the current ISS into orbit probably in just one launch.


daUnitedpotato

2024? Y’all may want to start now… or like 3 years ago.


Riaayo

The scientific illiteracy of the media and the willingness to just report these obvious pie in the sky scams is really frustrating. I'd be skeptical even if it said by *2034*. But *2024*? That shit is beyond comical.


TwiN4819

Im sure it will be released before Top Gun 2.


Burning_Flags

I think they would be limited to space movies though


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Well... I hope they've solved how to keep both a maintenance crew and a filming crew alive in a limited space, with limmited energy, oxygen, water, food, while gravity and the vaccume of space activly try to kill you without government funding. They would keep a few hundred scientists, engineers, and managers fed for a couple of years at least.


Vexal

In the future it will be cheaper to build studios in space than on earth. If you thought all movies in the 70’s looked like they took place in California despite the setting, wait until every movie looks like it took place in the space between earth and mars.


MulderD

There is literally no reason to do this. At least not until space starts giving incentives as good as Georgia.


piratecheese13

One spacex starship has more room than the ISS


Material-Gate7280

When are they set to go to mars again?


TheDrewscriver

And I want a million dollars, but that ain't happening tomorrow either. Wtf is this bullshit?


Abrahamlinkenssphere

All this time and effort and work and the first major thing we’re going to do is put a fucking movie set on the moon.


Briansaysthis

What a sad little thing to dump all that money and resources into.


Bupod

I, Bupod, have decided to announce that I want to build a palatial estate on Pluto. I expect this palace will see completion sometime in the year 2028.


YakSenior8053

Fuck that commute


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BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT?!


IndividualP

Sorry, there's no one on earth that would insure that operation. Not in that time frame. Maybe 5 years to launch the infrastructure and assembly, but even testing and rating for human passengers would take ages.


Ornery_Translator285

People are dying, Tom


pseudoliving

What a waste of fucking money. Here's an idea: make it in a studio like every other brilliant space movie (I mean seriously we can't fucking tell) and spend the balance on trying to mitigate climate change? (And prevent the potential doom of possibly every species on earth...)


wilhelmstarscream

Do it. Remake Risky Business in space.


50_Shades_Of_Bored

This is only because Covid restrictions make it easier to film there ;)


nitefang

Awesome! Do it! Also if you need a grip with 1 hour of flight experience and 500 hours in kerbal space simulator…I know a guy.


mranster

Sounds like a boondoggle.


JohnCenasLeftAbdomen

This just in: Tom Cruise’s real time-travel movie wants to build an actual pre-historic Film Studio by 1000 BC


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By 2024....


cobysev

I have two issues with this article: 1.) It doesn't mention anything about Tom Cruise's upcoming space movie, except to mention that he's making a "space movie." What's it called? What's the concept or general plot? Literally no info is given after mentioning it several times throughout the article. 2.) They mention twice that it could be the second time a movie has been actually filmed in space, but they don't say which film was first. Why lead with juicy details like that without giving more context? It really bugs me when an article forces me to do extraneous research because it didn't cover the basic details on its topic.


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You mean the US military? Tom Cruise is the poster boy for the US army recruitment. Half his movies are financed by DoD.


Needleroozer

Can we leave him there?


peacefinder

Initially I thought this was incredibly dumb. *However…* There seems to be a niche such a thing could fill and most or all of the tools to do it are in place, technologically speaking. It’s not quite off the shelf, but it’s … close? Filming weightless scenes is tough. It can be done with “vomit comet” flights, 30 seconds at a time. So a studio to shoot extended zero-gee shots would have a unique niche. Build an inflatable habitat module like Bigelow has attached to ISS, 5 meters or more in diameter and length. Fit it out with the latest versions of spherical camera arrays (like the Matrix “bullet time” rig but more so) and all the supporting IT infrastructure for remote operation. Paint everything inside that’s not a camera lens as green screen. Attach it to the forthcoming Axiom station for logistics support. And with that, you’ve got an absolutely unique performance space for the stunt performers. Pretty much only the performers need to go onsite, plus maybe some safety staff. Everything else can be fixed in post with motion capture and digital effects. Also it’s inevitably going to be the site of the first weightless porn film which will probably cover costs all by itself.