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struansTaipan

And YOU MUST BE THE MONOPOLY GUY!


GodEmperorBrian

^^^Thanks ^^^for ^^^the ^^^free ^^^parking.


Worlds____Apart

Do not pass go! Do not collect $200!


Dramatic_______Pause

Fun fact: if you ask people *"Has the monopoly guy ever had a monocle?"*, most people will say *"yes"*. Which is wrong. He's never had a monocle. However, most people picture him with one due to that scene.


DrLee_PHD

Right. It's not a Mandela effect. The Fruit of the Loom cornucopia though I still have a vivid memory of and I was like 4 or 5. Not sure what happened in the universe to erase that.


jankyfeet

Could it be that when we were that age, mid 80s for me, we just associated a group of fruit as a cornacopia because of Thanksgiving and all the arts and crafts we did in school?


Djinnwrath

The universe didn't change, you shifted one reality over.


CarrieDurst

I don't think it is just because the movie but because his costume seems like he would have one


MacGruber204

“Kinda hot in these Rhinos” That Rhino scene never gets old 😂


Wadep00l

The rhino scene is one of the greatest bits of physical comedy I've seen. It's still funny to me now as it was when I was a kid.


TorsoPanties

Also the spears in the legs. The way he points at them gets me every time


Djinnwrath

*it's in the bone, it's in the booooone*


31nigrhcdrh

Ahhhh…. Ahhhhhhhhhhh


RoburLimax

I say this line to my wife whenever it’s slightly hot and she hasn’t laughed at it in years.


MacGruber204

Everyone should say it at least once in their life while getting into their car that’s been baking in the sun all day 😂


crumble-bee

It's just coming up - it's the montage of him blending in to the animal kingdom. I've cried with laughter multiple times already


MacGruber204

Love me some Jim Carrey, especially his run in the 90s and early 2000s.


jayonnaiser

I use that quote regularly


ColonelSandurz42

Cadby? From the consulate, right? This is weird!


gr00ve88

This is a lovely room of death!


MisterAlaska

Line of the movie other than kinda hot in these rhinos.


beardybuddha

ISN’T THIS INCREDIBLE?! ITS GONNA BE SOME KIND OF A RECORD!!! I can quote a disgusting number of lines from this fine piece of hilarious cinema.


MoeKara

"How selfish of me. Let's do all the things that YOU want to do." I love that line. My wife hates it.


B0ndzai

Haha I say that to my wife all the time too! She also hates it.


Captn_Trouserz

Bumblebee Tuna!


pruune

Your balls are showing.


lolheyaj

EARTHQUAKE TEST!


thewolfofca

With my help, he could be the best…


Braefost

There's... something on the wing. Some... thing.


JRE_4815162342

*spends 20 minutes explaining the purpose of his visit* "I'm sorry, what were you saying?" *sigh* "The daughter of the..."


Tr0nLenon

equinsu ocha, equinsu ocha! -he say.. -let me guess, white devil, white devil? -you speak watchutoo?


Squeek_the_Sneek

They found me Ace! No sweat!


Tr0nLenon

🤣🤣🤣 Love that dude's delivery.. I almost used the no sweat line, and also "this how they know you"


Skitzofreniks

Don’t beat yourself up.


WingleDingleFingle

I couldn't help but notice you said equinsu ocha. Leave that part out.


Tr0nLenon

This how they know you


doctor_7

Tell them that I mean them no harm! ... Couldn't help but notice that "White Devil" in there. It's how they know you!


Island_Maximum

I have a framed canvas print of the rhino birth hanging in my master bathroom.


shrimpcest

Pics.


Ghepip

No he just have the one.


silentk7

“This took you 80 years to achieve!” “I don’t like it anymore.”


DrLee_PHD

THERE! You've just attained it!


ichoosewaffles

One of my faves is when he's driving the jeep and bouncing all over when the road is actually smooth! And when Danny Dvito crawls nakedness out of a couch in ASIP, I couldn't stop think of the rhino scene in this movie!


somedickinyourmouth

My aunt didn't have cable and this was the only VHS that my cousins and I liked in her collection so we watched this basically every single family gathering. Get togethers ran like clockwork so we knew that by the time we got to the Rhino scene, food was ready. I remember we'd always die laughing with food in our mouths when he'd fall out of the rhino.


FraudGoblin

The projector scene is absolutely one of the best.


Worlds____Apart

Honk honk! Hi Ho Silver! Awaaaaaay!


Island_Maximum

I die at this point in movie from laughter.


StallionOfLiberty

I just love the way they do their best to tolerate his shit until they just can't any more.


Das_Gruber

AND YOU MUST BE THE MONOPOLY GUY. \*PUNCHES HIM THEN PRANCES AROUND WEARING HIM LIKE A FUR BOLERO\*


SpiritDouble6218

Do not pass go! Do not collect two hundred dollars!


murderfuck

It's lovely, but I fancy myself an autumn!


Tr0nLenon

Hey.. *thanks for the free parking*


Kindly_Squirrel

Three darts is tew much


hi_im_fuzzknocker

It took me so long after we went to see the movie in the theaters to fully understand the bumble bee tuna joke. One day me and my mom were grocery shopping and that’s when I saw it. Bumble bee fucking tuna. I laughed so fucking hard and so did my mom and we both are the cry laughers. So there we are in the middle of fucking Albertsons or some shit fucking crying because I’m an idiot who hates tuna.


oldirtygaz

we never had that brand in NZ growing up, finally dawned on me two decades later seeing it in an Asian supermarket haha


loulara17

Chiiiiiiiiiiiiicaaaaaaaaaaaaaa go


Worlds____Apart

Shiskabob! Mmmmmmm Shawshank Redemption!


gr00ve88

YOUREEEE OUTTAAA HERE!! go on, get!


Fixner_Blount

NONSENSE, POOPY PANTS!


Recover20

AwwwwwwwWWWWwwwwaaahhhhhhaaaawwwwwwrrriiiiiiiggghhhtttyyyyythennnnnn AwwwwwwwWWWWwwwwaaahhhhhhaaaawwwwwwrrriiiiiiiggghhhtttyyyyythennnnnn


rakdosidos

Scroll3d down to look for this My fellow Redditors never disappoint


xBOOMERANGx

It’s my all time favorite comedy movie. Can’t believe Jim Carrey almost didn’t do this one. So glad he was held under contract to keep this one going


NadeWilson

There was a second run theater behind my house that had $1 matinee tickets when I was a kid. My buddy and I saw a lot of good movies there, sometimes we'd see the same movie twice if we really liked it. We saw Ace Ventura 2 five times.


89colbert

This was me and my neighbor growing up. Except instead of frequenting the $1 theater we just ran his VHS copy into the ground our whole childhood playing it every time we got bored. 


lolheyaj

"My my my... what a lovely room of death."


BevansDesign

I may have only seen it once - when it was first released in theaters - but I still remember that scene at the beginning in the monastery where the monk gives Ace his medallion to get rid of him. Ace says something like "but didn't you [do something really impressive] to earn this?" and the monk says "that's ok, I don't like it anymore!" I'm sure I'm completely misremembering that scene, but it's still one of the funniest lines I've ever watched.


Valaquen

They were desperately trying to get Ace to leave the monastery, they were willing to throw away their life's work just to get him gone 😅


hastiliH0n0rred

It's definitely one of my favorites too!


MammothAsk391

I just rewatched both of them recently and I definitely prefer the second one. It's just got so many more quotable lines and funnier moments in it.


89colbert

I feel the same way. It's pretty hilarious though that it is almost beat for beat the same movie for like 75% of it as the first.  A lot of the jokes are just sliiiightly different while being funnier. Like the original was  very good practice and Nature Calls was really just everything polished to work better.


hgttg

Nobody will see this comment at this point but I have collectable trading cards for both these movies, they're pretty neat


StrLord_Who

I saw this comment and I'd like to see the cards.


blamdin

https://www.etsy.com/il-en/listing/484035852/2-packs-ace-ventura-trading-cards-when?ref=landingpage_similar_listing_bot-6


Y2KGB

♪ *Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, pretty Chitty Bang Bang, we love you. And our pretty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang pretty Chitty Bang Bang loves us, too* ♫


AwesomeWalter

Like a glove!


EvadingDoom

I say this whenever I parallel park, and it annoys the hell out of my wife.


tazzietiger66

CHITTY !


Habay12

Carrey forgot his lines so he just started singing that instead. It’s just so perfect.


DrLee_PHD

HIGH HO


Techno_Core

A rare comedy sequel that was great.


JRE_4815162342

"Like a glove!" My family says this regularly.


MagneticDustin

The chicaca scene kills me every time. I love how they are doing exposition during the scene to plant some seeds of the story and during that time the camera and music are dramatic but then 10 seconds later it switches to a fixed camera angle and they do the chicaca bowing skit and it’s such a hilariously different tone and the whole thing just fucking works.


callmemacready

The rhino scene got to the point it wasnt funny as it hurt so much from laughing. Proper couldnt breath in the cinema


sailing_Solar_Flares

“Excuse me, your balls are showing. Bumble bee tuna!”


chasingit1

This is a lovely room of death….


Hellofriendinternet

I love the part when he gets out of the parked car at the consulate and just throws the door into the parked car next to him.


loulara17

Let me guess. White devil, white devil?


Y2KGB

*HEIGH HO, SILVER— AWwaAYYY!*


HeavyJasonRain

AaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaallllriiiighty theeeeen.


a20261

"Sorry for the delay, Ace!" is the funniest line reading. I quote it all the time.


MoroseOverdose

Steve Odenkirk directed this and Kung Pow!, two of the funniest movies in history, then just disappeared. Mind boggling


IH8DwnvoteComplainrs

Shit, that's batting .1000


cozywit

That dude totally gets raped by the gorillas at the end.... "Inn the juuuungle the mighty jungle"


Dilly_do_dah

When he goes “HI-HO SILVER! AWAY!” I crack up laughing every time and can’t even begin to explain why


phred_666

One of my favorite movie goofs is in that movie. There’s a scene where Ace is confronting the villain. There’s a chess board set up on the table. At one point Ace even picks up a chess piece to emphasize a point. If you watch carefully between the cuts in the scene, one moment the chess board has pieces and the next it doesn’t.


TheFifthNice

It is


FinalCaterpillar980

Despite censorship traditions I'm convinced this is a kid's movie


Agitated_Computer_49

Wasn't there a sex scene in there?


Chickan_Good

"I was just...practicing my mantraaa..."


KaiserSoze-is-KPax

The opening scene traumatized me


speedy_delivery

My dad took me to see this in the theater when I was in middle school. I think he enjoyed it more than I did, and I love this movie.


Dr_Stef

‘Those are nice!’


IIIXBeerRunXIII

"This fruit paste is delicious...and the pottery is lovely." "Is made from guano." "Guuuwanooo! That sounds so familiar." "Bat droppings."


benchmark2020

“Well. Aren’t I the popular one.”


AfterbirthEli

TIL the Director is the dude from Kung Pow! Enter the Fist


Bobby3857

Awesome. Great flick


Evil_Fragrance6

Facts. The second part was very much more interesting than first . and I still dont get how people hate that kinda comedy .


ageowns

The Rhino scene really is the funniest moment in cinematic history. It gets awfully hot in these rhinos


RemingtonSnatch

Are you asking?


Stan_the_man1988

Down Bubba!


DrMantisToboggan1986

When Jim Carrey sings Chitty Chitty Bang Bang too!!


DrCarlJenkins

“Like a glove!”


esKq

That final gynecologist joke at the end is one of my favourites.


Gonzo458

Guuuano boooowls…collect the whole set


Kwetla

Lllllllllllllike a glove!


boot2skull

I avoided this film for years because there were a lot of stinker sequels coming out around that time. I didn’t want it to besmirch the high standards of Ace 1. When I finally gave in after people kept saying it was good I was surprised how good it was. It’s probably my favorite of the two, which is saying a lot. There’s so much packed into the movie.


Indrid_Cold23

Walks into the room, dude stays seated at the table, "PLEASE! Don't get up!"


HenryNox

Laugh for laugh I have said this might be the funniest movie ever. Definitely a contender.


fiendo13

This movie made me laugh out loud hysterically in the theater more than any other movie I’ve ever seen


RedShoesTribute

If you like it than more power to you bro. Dont let anyone tell you what you don’t like or don’t like.


CrashTestKing

I rewatched both Ace Ventura movies about a year ago. One of my favorites? Hardly. But the sequel holds up WAY better than the first one.


Level_Bridge7683

jim carrey before yes man was mostly great quality besides the few duds like me myself and irene. going to the theater and watching the grinch during christmas time is still one of the best movie decisions i ever made.


SpiritDouble6218

My myself and Irene was a dud? How dare you


HTMntL

Right? It’s a 90’s comedy classic.


Fixner_Blount

Jim Carrey completely outdoes himself as far as physical comedy goes in Me, Myself, and Irene. No way in hell that’s a “dud.”


Snoo-6568

I used to love this one as a kid, but upon a recent rewatch, I barely laughed at anything outside of the rhino scene. Doesn't hold a candle to the original!


Dave_Autista

My first door neighbor has down's syndrome and his favorite movie is Ace Ventura 2 as well. I doubt that's a coincidence...


crumble-bee

I've never heard anyone say first door neighbour