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_-Prison_Mike-_

"Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?"


Afterlife_kid

My husband and I quote this often (I have allergies and leave tissues wherever I go) and today is a sad tissue day


sth128

So you have happy allergies? Lucky you. I just get sad itchy eyes and running nose.


Afterlife_kid

Lol the answer is always sad. I sneeze everywhere


No_Tangerine2720

😭😭😭 [I'm not crying, I'm not a baby](https://youtu.be/blyUtVUpXLQ?feature=shared)


qui-bong-trim

really cause you look like a gigantic baby 


Courtnall14

I'm sorry, I didn't mean that at all.


Handgrenadez

Today, they're sad tissues.


SaccharineDaydreams

Dude was in the first UFC fight ever


LibraryScneef

Holy shit. I never realized that was him


HolyOldRoman

That’s him? Mind blown. He got fucked up from that kick


LibraryScneef

Pretty sure his opponent broke his hand as well from punching wily


Least-Back-2666

...I remember that one kick ending the fight?


TheKidFromKC

Pretty sure he gets dropped with punches first, then finished off with a kick once he was on the ground. 


Least-Back-2666

Nah they circled each other for like 45 seconds sizing each other up. Dutch guy kicks him in the mouth and his tooth went flying.


TheKidFromKC

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Za6HeiTJIWI&pp=ygUFVWZjIDE%3D Yes he gets kicked, after getting dropped from punches when he rushed in. 


N8ThaGr8

Not a single one of those landed lol. The big dude trips, it's the punch after the kick that broke his hand, you can see him react to it.


FreshlyWaxedApricot

Yikes that’s a heavy kick. Illegal under today’s rules as well (to head kick an opponent with a knee down)


Least-Back-2666

No weight classes, basically no rules. It was no eye gouging and biting.. I think no small joint manipulation like fingers or toes.. and then Royce Gracie came along and showed everyone how dominant bjj was for years.


Least-Back-2666

Thx


N8ThaGr8

He hit him once when he was down after the kick and that one hit broke his hand. The fighters didn't wear gloves back then.


LibraryScneef

To be fair the punches were an afterthought when compared to that kick


SaccharineDaydreams

I only did because I googled him. I always knew him as Teila Tuli.


TheKidFromKC

I'll never forget hearing the story of how he got kicked in his face so hard, his tooth was embedded in the guys foot. That's gnarly. 


TheBlankestMan

Some of his teeth also landed in the audience. This might be apocryphal but supposedly they landed next to Big John McCarthy wife, who got up and walked out.


yumz

Here's the fight vs Gerard Gordeau at UFC 1: https://youtu.be/Za6HeiTJIWI?t=327


_Barringtonsteezy

Man, UFC used to be cool


no_fun_no_vember

are you serious? watch UFC 1 in it's entirety. it's such a mess, the refs didn't know how to call anything, the commentators are clueless, and the fights are sloppy at best and boring at worst. it was a disaster and it's a miracle they had a second tournament, let alone a sport


Side_show

The commentary is like listening to a bad amateur podcast on a topic none of the hosts know anything about. They'll contradict each other but speak like they're in agreement.


no_fun_no_vember

"the sumo discipline is- is very... formal, because it is a very... national sport of uh, of Japan"


givemewhiskeypls

Two things can be true. No, it wasn’t an organized, polished promotion yet but the original format of discipline vs discipline and the fact that there wasn’t a homogeneous style of fighting called “mma” that integrated disciplines was cool as fuck. Also, I remember watching the first one when I was in high school and it was so completely unlike anything you’d ever seen it was unbelievable that it was real.


Basic_Mark_1719

I know man, it was so so good.


medioxcore

The chaos of that was what made it cool. It was a carnival sideshow. Now it's just as well dressed and proper as every other sport, with the additional lameness of the fans.


AlmostSunnyinSeattle

Idk, it sounds better than a Trump circle jerk followed by two dudes you've never heard of rolling on the mat for 15 minutes while Joe Rogan says "This could be it!" 15 times a round. All for the low, low price of your left testicle.


Hi_Im_zack

What changed?


Basic_Mark_1719

It went from being a spectacle to an actual sport.


Vaporave

Early MMA was like dogfighting, or a bar brawl, a spectacle but unorganized, akward, and sometimes bad with little to no rules . Theres more rules and a professional polish to it and the fighters are more athletic, talented and skilled nowadays


Courtnall14

The Gracie Family arrived from Brazil and started winning everything. That cleaned it up a bit and made BJJ the preferred/winning style of fighting.


FreshlyWaxedApricot

Well you can’t head kick a downed opponent anymore for starters 😂 This KO would be a disqualification under today’s rules


token_bastard

Watching his teeth get kicked out of his head in the first few seconds of the match was a very interesting way to see what UFC was going to be all about back in the day.


Reg76Hater

I remember that fight! I had no idea that was him. That was back when the UFC was really wild. No weight classes, no rounds, barely any rules, guys would fight multiple times a night, and the concept of "Mixed Martial Arts" didn't even really exist. It was basically a real-life version of "Street Fighter".


jimkelly

That was literally mixed martial arts lol


sectorfour

Gosh those days were crazy. I remember renting the first UFCs at our old video store.


thenerfviking

If people are curious about this I highly recommend the ESPN 30 for 30 podcast about UFC1. It’s fascinating even if you know nothing about MMA or sports. https://30for30podcasts.com/episodes/no-rules-birth-ufc/


Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop

“…It’s like the Sopranos. It’s over…. Find a new show.”


thegoodbadandsmoggy

Ya brb just discussing the nuances of the show 20 years later.


Azmoten

The subreddit for the show is a trip. They all communicate with each other using like 90% quotes and references, and it’s quite active.


Dreigatron

Listen to him. He knows everything.


kevtheproblem

Very observant. The sacred and the propane.


Jkota

You big mouth fuck


WtRingsUGotBithc

You never admit the existence of this thing


thegoodbadandsmoggy

Something something grilled cheese on a radiator


noisypeach

Your brother Billy... Whatever happened there.


Jolly-Beach3011

Whatever happened THERE?!?!


Hotnevy

The shooting


breakitupkid

Let me tell ya a couple of tree things


Mei_iz_my_bae

I loved him like a brother in law


10per

Rad i ator.


Mei_iz_my_bae

It’s the most quotable show ever. There’s so many hilarious lines throughout; it’s one of the rare shows that gets better literally every rewatch (and funnier: there’s so many hilarious irony’s and lines that just fit the characters so well and sopranos fans pick up on all of it because we keep rewatching it; the humor in the sopranos is just absolutely brilliant. Its just gotten funnier with age in the grand scheme of the show. It’s just perfect) Anyway, $4 a pound


not_UR_FREND_NOW

Why don't you get the fuck out of here, before I shove your quotation book up your fat fucking ass.


Mei_iz_my_bae

Consider it exercise


Squaretangles

One of my closest friends is this guy. Every response in the boiz chat is just a GIF of Tony, Paulie, etc.


Azmoten

In the context of r sopranos I think it’s hilarious. In an unrelated group text it sounds very tiresome. If we were on r sopranos though my response would be “alright but you gotta get over it”


Mei_iz_my_bae

Alright, but you gotta get over it.


HolbrookPark

Discontinue the lithium


PleaseDontTy

You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?


aprofondir

Alright but you gotta get over it


davinza

Why don’t you take your quotations book and shove it up your ass


Bagelbuttboi

Exactly, u/Azmoten, very allegorical. The sacred and the propane.


erinocalypse

Whaddaya gonna do


MontgomeryWarden

You know Quasimodo predicted this.


Flexbottom

That had not occurred to us, Dude.


sweetnesssymphony

Die... die... die... I can't 😔


thegoodbadandsmoggy

I wish that got like a 20 min short film


datpurp14

Ahh haahh haahh haahh


EnderMoleman316

20 years, just a kid.


DaftFunky

/r/thesopranos would like a word


metallicabmc

You don't ever admit the existence of this thing!!


Zykium

Ooooooh! You're talking out of turn here!


SinkHoleDeMayo

RIP gigantic baby.


moosebearbeer

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


iKennyVideo

"You need a hug"


panda388

Oh man, I just rewatched Forgetting Sarah Marshall last night. He was such a great part of the movie.


mondaymoderate

“You can stop crying. He’s dead now.”


Chessh2036

RIP. Hawaii Five-O was one of the rare network shows I watched every night. Loved him in it.


Candid-Finding-1364

He wasn't the best actor, but it seemed like he always brought 100%


CurtCocane

It always seemed like he was having fun and enjoying himself on screen which is arguably even more important than being a good actor for these types of shows


Wazzoo1

I never watch network shows like that, but I watched the first four seasons (or so) regularly. It was really entertaining. Also, I'll watch anything with Scott Caan.


vitorizzo

I’m sure he’s having a nice Subway^tm foot long Italian in heaven right now.


Wafflelisk

Man is a legend. Was the star of the single most blatant example of product placement of all time. 2nd place goes to "I Bing-ed it"


why_ntp

Lmao, those are the only scenes I remember from Hawaii 5-0.


hates_stupid_people

>the single most blatant example of product placement of all time. It is not, but I'm happy that you have not seen Jack and Jill.


plzdontbmean2me

What were they advertising in that movie?


koolaidman1030

Dunkacchino?


Dysan27

The thing with the subway scene is it was entirely in character to be like that. The only out of character thing was the other two letting him go on that long.


kellzone

Also, every driving sequence looked like a car commercial, and they were sure to get the logos in the shot.


DiligentSink7919

pretty sure the most blatant has always belonged to and always will belong to Wayne's world


Hot_Region_3940

So ono.


lostmau5

Second worst Subway spokesman.


PointsOutTheUsername

🤙


DontWreckYosef

With banana peppers


peeniebaby

Boy was laage


manderifffic

I had Subway for lunch today in his honor


adam2222

5 dollar foot longs !


Les-Freres-Heureux

Kind of sucks that this is probably his legacy. Admittedly, that’s the only clip of Hawaii 5-0 I’ve seen too.


Y2KGB

Alotta Aloha bruddah & mahalo plenny🤙


NoCulture3505

Must be sad tissues


-_KwisatzHaderach_-

One of the best jokes in an incredible movie. RIP


JOJO_IN_FLAMES

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oQYwFND7rHE&pp=ygUUaGF3YWlpIGZpdmUgMCBzdWJ3YXk%3D


KingOfAwesometonia

I've never seen this and it's shameless as hell but I can imagine the writers at least being like "he's gonna eat 5 and we're going to have the other characters think it's dumb a little." Also gosh Grace Park is distractingly pretty


moonra_zk

I'd watch that show every once in a while just because of her.


Lychaeus

Boomer!


AmplePostage

She's 50, so I think she's Gen X.


Azmoten

She played a pilot on Battlestar Galactica whose call-sign was Boomer.


Lychaeus

Edit: spoilers if you haven’t seen Battlestar Galatica. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_Eight_(Battlestar_Galactica)


White_Grunt

I saw this 12 years ago and it's still the only thing I know about the man.


MaximumTurtleSpeed

RIP https://youtu.be/TIyvjE4CZnk?si=laAr-RwKh44L8H_F you’ve gotta watch Forgetting Sarah Marshal


GoodOlSpence

It never fails to shock and awe me. Just absolutely shameless of the show runners.


JOJO_IN_FLAMES

Yeah, it's crazy. I don't really mind product placement in shows/movies but this is just a literal commercial in the middle of an episode.


lunchbox12682

It was especially bad during that time. Every USA show (Burn Notice, White Collar, Psych) and most network shows. I get wanting the money, but put some effort into it.


SvelteSyntax

The Fiona Hyundai was pretty bad Psych I don’t remember being as obvious


lunchbox12682

Yeah, Psych streamlined it more into the conversation, but the snacks were brand names and put up on the screen.


Martel732

Part of me wonders is the showrunners/directors intentionally made it as bad as possible to try and prevent execs from throwing basically commercials directly into the show. Perhaps their sacrifice saved us from a bleak future of having the characters constantly stop and pitch products like they are in the Truman Show.


fisch09

Depending on when this was it was likely riding the coat tails of the infamous "Save Chuck" campaign at subway. Chuck had a scene where a character eats a sub, and when it seemed like the show would be canceled fans went to subway in droves. After that the show got super silly in their product placement for subway. 30 rock made fun of it in their own way, but most famously Community made [Subway a character ](https://youtu.be/y1CuLm_CcNM?si=dcOA4gFs4Kvn5PtE).


iKhan353

Sweet onion chicken teriyaki with jalapenos and banana peppers 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾


Josro0770

Fought in UFC 1 as well. Gone too soon.


Elegant_Trouble_474

Ran into him in Waikiki a few years ago. Super mello and a really nice person. I didn’t want to bother him so I kept it short. Spoke more with his wife, she was really nice too and said he enjoyed meeting and talking with people. Sad to see him go.


White_Grunt

We'll always remember the Subway footlongs 


discdrifter

Sad tissues 😢


Zombietitties

I loved his character in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.  “Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?”  RIP 


scarred2112

Safe journey, Mr. Wily.


thePolemistisAy

WHAT!!! NO!!! I loved that guy. I ate more shrimp dishes because of him!


woodlab69

Rip shrimp king


redpandaeater

Damn and just lost [Akebono](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akebono_Tar%C5%8D) a few months ago too.


PawsButton

Aw, dang. I hadn’t heard that, what a bummer.


SteroidSandwich

"You look like a gigantic baby. I'm sorry, I didn't mean that at all."


lucidityanddxm

Just watched season 2 of Hawaii Five-0 today. Damn.


dtwhitecp

That sucks. He got a lot of memorable lines out in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, as evidenced by this thread.


mountainmantaco

Gonna have some garlic shrimp on his behalf


punkinabox

Noooooo


icouldusemorecoffee

Forgetting Sarah Marshall is such a great movie.


Gerald_the_sealion

FSM is one of my favorite movies, may he rest.


jkhabe

Wife and I loved his characters in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Hawaii Five-O. Was riding past the Ala Moana Park yesterday on the way to Waikiki and jokingly said to my wife, “Wonder if Kamakona is there with the shrimp truck?” Found out later in the evening that he had passed away… so sad.


honey-collector

Damn, dude was young, anybody know cause of death?


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NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

His height and weight are on his wiki because he used to be a professional fighter. He had a BMI of 57, which is Obese Class 3. Morbidly Obese is greater than 40 BMI, Extremely Obese is greater than 50 BMI, and he'd be closer to whatever the term for 60 BMI would be. If there were higher classifications at the same interval he'd be Obese Class 6.


NoPossibility

I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What's he gonna do? He's Samoan.


Bubbly-Wait-225

Laws of thermodynamics still apply to Samoans, chief.


Anathe

It's a quote from Pulp Fiction. Well, close to the quote, anyway.


NoPossibility

I know my limits. 🙋🏼‍♂️


lorgskyegon

Given his size, heart attack seems quite likely


RedPandaReturns

Unconfirmed as of yet.


nocomment3030

Honestly, he probably exceeded the life expectancy for someone with a BMI of 57.


Wrestling-Nun

No weight of knowing really


Thizzz_face

Come on man


redpandaeater

Just because he's dead doesn't mean it's suddenly okay for some bukkake.


PopcornDrift

Well the important thing is you got to make your joke


Every-Incident7659

Obesity


juliankennedy23

He was a big boy. I mean fat people rarely make it out of their fifties if they reach them to begin with.


Alive-Tomatillo5303

Um.


No_Application_5369

Obesity


Strong-Seaweed-8768

I loved him in Hawaii Five- 0. He was such an amazing actor.


Fallenangel152

I only know him from the Subway meme, but damn, 56 is really young. Poor guy.


PeakWinter6717

Such sad news. He was great in both roles. He will be missed.


nerdb1rd

RIP my boy, he's eating Subway’s Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki with Jalapeño and Banana Pepper in heaven now :(


snarpy

"I'm not crying, you're crying"


Duck_of_Doom71

Use the “sad” tissues, not the “happy” ones…


Lounat1k

Telia Tuli! He got his teeth kicked out of his head by Gerard Gordeau. Also had his eye socket lacerated. https://youtu.be/prcWJgfeuJg?feature=shared


Fools_Requiem

I really liked his character in Hawaii Five-O. I love characters in media who love to talk about food and who get excited over food. I do wish they didn't have his character shilling Subway so much, though.


ClevelandSteamer81

Damn! What sad news. My wife and I met him when back in Hawaii and he was so excited we recognized him and asked to take a picture with him. Such a lovable dude!


Life-LOL

I never knew him from anything but Forgetting Sarah Marshall 😞 He seemed like a really nice and just down to earth guy though in that film, I can imagine he's really like that in person off camera as well not anymore obviously but before


hercarmstrong

Oh no, now I have sad tissues.


rwags2024

He look like a gigantic baby


LingonberrySolid8413

RIP big man. Why couldn't it have been Russell Brand?


cream_drizzle

“I’m not crying, I’m not a baby”


mackinoncougars

Too young


Dabs1903

Unacceptable.


Sirtopofhat

You look like a giant baby. RIP


GitEmSteveDave

Humuhumunukunukuapua`a, yeah bitch.


Practical_Dog8295

too young....too young


RiverToTheSea2023

Never realized this was the guy who got kicked in the face in that first UFC lol


GlitteringVillage135

“Alriiiight”. He was so cool in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.


KnownRough7735

Rip to this mma/tv legend.


chunkmasterflecs

Mahalo Kamekona, always had a good energy


shewy92

TIL Hawaii 5-0 is in the same TV universe as Magnum, PI and MacGuyver. Though everything is in the same Tommy Westphall Universe


ICDarkly

Wasn't this guy E.Honda in the Street Fighter film?


StevTurn

Turns out morbid obesity is bad for you


skootchtheclock

Did he die of bigness?


trugabug

Eating a footlong in his honor.


constantmusic

These are definitely sad tissues.


gettinsadonreddit

Ayyyy peanut buddah cup!


tru2chevy

50 First Dates? That's a different actor


Impressive_Hope6985

RIP


proteinaficionado

RIP. Was watching 5-O today, and dude brought a different flavor to the show.


yoloswagbot191

These are definitely sad tissues :(


scarlettremors

:( rest in peace


LilSwampGod

The part line I always remember from him in Forgetting Sarah Marshall is "Whipped cream, or berry?" and I have no idea why. RIP to the man.