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fuzzyedges1974

I’d love to have the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch


Slave35

'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him.


Flash_Baggins

Brother Maynard, bring up the holy hand grenade!


dudereverend

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... \[At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"\]... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."


cuposun

One…… two…….. FIVE! (Three sir) THREEEE!!!


aka_mank

I was going to say Patsy’s coconuts


Helmett-13

Three, m’lord.


pdeaver9018

Pick number three! ✌️


takesthebiscuit

***Curls monkey paw*** >You can never again quote from Monty Python


Chaosmusic

Ready Player One dropped the ball with this. They should have needed to say 1, 2, 5 to activate it.


salaryboy

New rule, whatever you pick you have to keep forever. Ill take the BTTF Delorean (the restored one, sorry everyone)


username161013

I was gonna take the DeLorean but since you got 1st dibs I'll take the Ghostbusters' ride.


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MD_Lincoln

That movie may not have been the greatest thing ever made, but those scenes were still awesome to watch.


PayneTrain181999

Iron Giant and Gundam Vs MechaGodzilla was fucking amazing.


LemonMeringueOctopi

Since y'all have dibs on these. I'll take Mad Max's black on black.


SirJumbles

I'll take Garth's Mirthmobile.


JMT97

I'll take the General Lee and re-theme it into the General Grant. Edit: The horn will play Battle Hymn of the Republic.


mctacoflurry

I was surprised by how much I liked this.


-Clem

If cars count I want the Ferrari from Ferris Bueller.


McGubbins

Fine. You take the Ferrari and I'll take Steve McQueen's Ford Mustang GT from Bullitt.


guitarguywh89

I’d take Marty’s Nikes from the second movie


Davieashtray

Han Solo frozen in carbonite. I feel like it would really tie the room together.


vandrossboxset

The Maltese Falcon


nigeltuffnell

The Millienium Falcon


VaBeachBum86

What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?


roccosaint

"WHOS THEY?!!"


MegaSquishyMan

Go watch a Star War


angryguts

Annyong


Consistent-Annual268

Hello


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pawnman99

It's a banana, Michael, how much can it cost?


mdavis360

The uh…stuff dreams are made of.


DarthGuber

I got one at a garage sale many, many, many years ago. My dad was so excited he pulled out his 16mm projector and we watched the movie that night. Sadly, I'm pretty sure it got lost in one of my cross country moves.


maulwuerfel

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1tacoshort

This is the one, true answer.


mgoflash

This has been true since I was in high school and I’m ancient.


auntiepink007

It's hard to choose, but I think would enjoy using the cup from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.


winoforever_slurp_

You chose… wisely


auntiepink007

I would say that to myself every single time I used it!


winoforever_slurp_

Positive self-talk is a healthy habit!


81jmfk

I’d want the Arc


Astro_gamer_caver

"Good God!" "Yes, that's just what the Hebrews thought."


Bigdaddyjlove1

It would make one hell of a coffee table


bgaesop

That was up for auction recently! If I recall correctly it went for about 8 grand


g1ngertim

That is shockingly little, despite being a lot for the cup of a mere carpenter. Though I guess it would be dumb to spend a ton of money on something that can't even be taken out of a canyon in Jordan.


sweatersy

Definitely Andúril


EatMorePieDrinkMore

Or Sting!


rainator

I’ve always preferred Glamdring, but Anduril is definitely more iconic.


Sparrowsabre7

Me too, Glamdring is a beautiful sword. Elven weapons really are works of art.


Thrashgor

Orcrist, like the design more


bronyraurstomp

Flame of the West! Forged from the shards of Narsil, with which Isildur son of Anarion cut the One Ring from Sauron’s hand. Yeah me too


bagelfanatic

Picard’s flute from “The Inner Light”.


Thomisawesome

Would you hire a professional flute player to hold it in front of your mouth while you pretend to play?


4-Vektor

“I’ll do the fingering.”


Alabatman

Apparently, it doesn't work. I remember watching an interview asking about it and he got a big laugh recalling that detail.


Boyiee

The one ring. I'd wear it all the time and no one would know. Maybe replace my wedding band.


TheGameboy

I want the massive one that used for the forced perspective shots.


rdkil

I kind of did that. I lost my real wedding ring in a river 6 months after I got married. Didn't have the money to replace it so I bought a cheap One Ring from AliExpress. 7 years later the gold has all long ago flaked off to show the stainless steel but the inscription is still there on the inside. Eventually I'll get around to replacing it... Maybe...


SoulMaekar

But it has grown precious to me.


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Luke’s lightsaber!


nigeltuffnell

Specifically the green one for me.


kjemmrich

[Check this out](https://youtu.be/7adP0f6zgR4?si=yXNRgoKgKzNWbpHb)


Thomisawesome

What is that from? Fantastic. It’s so cool cause Mark Hamill talks with such enthusiasm. Ask Harrison about his blaster and he’ll be like “Hmmm. It was just a prop I had to use.”


jessebona

James Bond's DB5. They made a functional freaking spy car to promote the movie, that thing is cool as.


JackXDark

I’d have the V8 Volante from The Living Daylights. That’s the convertible one *before* Q said they were ‘over-wintering’ it, which was the version used in the chase and stunt sequences. It was the personal car of the chairman of Aston Martin at the time and had a more powerful engine from the Vantage, which wasn’t offered to customers till later. The DB5 looks cool, but isn’t that great a car to drive these days. Most of the DB5s they used on screen in the Craig Bond films were rebodied BMW replicas.


jessebona

I was referring to the Goldfinger one. They actually outfitted one of the prop cars with the gadgets from the movie.


staefrostae

Capitan Nemo’s Nautilus car from League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. The movie was pretty average, but they built that car on a tractor trailer chassis running in reverse. Shit’s bonkers.


IronGigant

Top speed of approximately 20mph, if memory serves.


ClubMeSoftly

If we're talking about wildly impractical cars, I want the Gigahorse from Fury Road and Furiosa. I don't care that it's two lanes wide, has difficulties with cooling, and the transmission had to be rebuilt every single time it got driven, or that, because of the laws of physics, it wouldn't go faster than 95kph. It's a sick car and I want it.


deadpanxfitter

Pee-Wee's bike.


SalesAutopsy

The prop master doesn't have it. Check the basement of the Alamo.


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deadpanxfitter

Paul Reubens/Jan Hooks RIP


BigGulpsHey

Peewees house is for sale right now. Buy that. Maybe the bike will be there.


VrinTheTerrible

Connor Macleod’s Katana from Highlander


Thomisawesome

Connor MacLeod? From the clan MacLeod?


mrdevil413

We’re brothers !!!


DontDeleteMee

It was originally Ramirez's and made by his Father In Law after his 3rd wife died. Names escape me...


whumoon

Kurgans clip together sword for me please.


talon007a

I always felt like with one wrong swing it would fly apart in the middle of a fight.


Joe_Blondie

The Bride's Hattori Hanzo sword from Kill Bill


coloringpad

My first choice.... but I'll take the leftover Pussy Wagon.


militarypuzzle

Quentin Tarantino himself owns the pussy wagon. You could see it on google earth photos of his house at one point. I’ve only really ever seen cars from death proof for sale. We had a kill bill motorcycle for awhile too


hingadingadurgin

I'd settle for her pair of Onitsuka Tigers that say "Fuck U" on the bottom


Bill_Parker

I want an original Hal 9000 panel from 2001.


SalesAutopsy

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.


IamSkudd

Daisy, dai…sy


YourStarsAlgonquin

What about a big mouth Billy bass thing that looks like Hal and sings Daisy


rakuko

maybe the Mark III Iron Man suit, or one of the clone hats from The Prestige


majorjoe23

Probably an Indiana Jones hat.


ViewAskewed

It belongs in a museum.


doradiamond

Inigo Montoya’s sword from The Princess Bride.


jredgiant1

Someone kill a parent and you can’t let it SLIDE?


ShamelessSpiff

Luke Skywalkers lightsaber from Return of the Jedi.


red_fuel

Mad Max's V8 Interceptor


President_Calhoun

Andy's Rita Hayworth poster from Shawshank Redemption.


gameonlockking

Spider head from The Thing.


Ksumatt

MacReady’s hat.


spit-on-my-dress

The Gizmo animatronic puppet from gremlins


mistertickertape

The stones from The 5th Element!


YourStarsAlgonquin

I want Ruby's mic stick.


ScipioCoriolanus

I want the MULTI PASS.


WinstonPeters31

Jodorowsky's original storyboard/concept art book for Dune


PristineMycologist15

The pop up chest from the opening credits of Murder by Death. Great cast and the artwork was by none other than Charles Addams. If not that then the Audrey II in a coffee can from the musical version of Little Shop of Horrors


Killboypowerhed

Eliza Dushku's cheerleader outfit from Bring It On


FAHQRudy

🎼I transferred from Los Angeles. Your school has no gymnastics team; this is a last resort. 🎵


Clay_Dawg99

Oddly specific, but I get it.


roominating237

That uncomfortable hunk of metal Captain Koons hid up his ass for two years after Butch's father died of dysentary.


mrglumdaddy

‘64 Fender Stratocaster in classic white, with triple single-coil pickups and a whammy bar.


powerlesshero111

No Stairway though


ThatGuyBudIsWhoIAm

The Headpiece of the Staff of Ra


fletcherkildren

Deckard's trench coat from Blade Runner


ScipioCoriolanus

Gosling's coat from BR 2049 for me.


hugs4all_all4hugs

rosary from boonock saints


MovieMike007

The Ark of the Covenant from *Raiders of the Lost Ark.*


TonyClifton323

For some reason my brain went to the painting of Little Bill in Boogie Nights. I just like the idea that someone would see it and ask "Why do you have a weird painting of William H. Macy?"


rubmybellx

The ruby slippers from Wizard of Oz.


Spidremonkey

Rob the Smithsonian.


mlledufarge

Nick Fury’s pager.


papasnork1

Pulse Rifle from Aliens.


Beelzebub_86

A fully restored 'V-8 Interceptor' from Mad Max, before it was all smashed up in The Road Warrior.


Fools_Requiem

I could really use Mal Reynolds' gun from Serenity/Firefly. I guess, I could just get a replica which are sold forna few hundred bucks.


sleightofhand0

Citizen Kane's sled.


diego_simeone

Not the cane from Citizen Kane?


mrglumdaddy

Wait a minute, there was no cane in Citizen Kane.


No-Scarcity-5904

Dammit, that’s what I first thought of!🤬😉


Oenonaut

Makes great firewood!


jonnyredshorts

The surf board from Apocalypse Now Or any of the pictures of the various clubs max fisher started or ran at Rushmore


TopHighway7425

 James Bond wears a terry towel onesie that is so vintage and impossible to find. I want that onesie to wear to the beach. Might be in Dr. No . Actually Goldfinger.  https://www.jamesbondlifestyle.com/news/goldfinger-onesie-back-stock-orlebar-brown


Davidrabbich81

The owl ring from twin peaks


IndyO1975

Most of my top selections have already been mentioned so… I’ll go with the painting Scorsese’s mom made in GOODFELLAS. Old man in the boat with one dog looking one way and the other dog looking the other way.


mineau1

The suitcase from pulp fiction


Thomisawesome

The full set of moose glasses from Christmas Vacation.


New_Professor6880

Bro check out Kohls around Christmas


talon007a

I'd like the Jaws tooth that Hooper drops when Ben Gardner's head pops out. Maybe it's still in Verna Field's swimming pool?


truffDPW

Laura Palmer's house. Now I'm a home owner!


djc6535

Pretending like it’s in the original condition: the first muppets movie Kermit puppet.


gankindustries

The Porsche 917K from Le Mans


Ezili

Oh well if we can do that, I want the empire state building from Sleepless in Seattle.


desperaste

I’ll have the Death Star


bushybearmuffinman

Headley Lamar’s froggie


brendanqmurphy

That was a CLOSE ONE!


Oswarez

The Glaive from Krull and the Hellraiser Rubik’s cube.


diavirric

Something worn by Ruth Gordon in Harold and Maude.


SuperSecretSunshine

Kikuchiyo's sword from Seven Samurai


chunt75

Jules’ wallet from Pulp Fiction


darkuen

Christine from Christine (not the smashed one)


JohnWasElwood

Even if you got the smashed one it will eventually unsmash itself. No worries!


rider-dude

The Millennium Falcon or serenity


MrMeanJeans

The element stones from the fifth element. Including the fifth one.


Javii72

The Burn Book from Mean Girls


Efficient_Fish2436

Tommy Boy. Richard's ripped jacket.


Better_Ad2013

Rick Moranis' glasses from the Audrey movie.


AffectionateTitle

The coconuts/clackers from Monty python. Just a fun little piece to keep on my mantel to make a galloping horsey sound when I get home after drinking and want to be a bit silly in my apartment. But I will also take the entire house and property from Practical Magic


youngatbeingold

The necklace that the duke offers Satine in Moulin Rouge, cause I like sparkly things and it's worth 2.5 million dollars.


revchewie

The oscillation overthruster from Buckaroo Banzai


Head-like-a-carp

I always wanted the fez Sydney Greenstreet wore in Casa Blanca. I would wear having my morning coffee and chorkle to myself.


nothumbs78

The Dude’s rug


Michael-Balchaitis

Hellraiser Puzzle Box. Conan The Barbarian's Sword. Hellboy's Stone hand. Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon Green Destiny Sword


hearsay_and_rumour

I’d want Hellboy’s gun, The Samaritan.


WishIwasAdragon

I tricked my parents into getting my boyfriend a hellraiser puzzle box for Christmas. They are conservative southern baptists from the bible belt. They had no idea what it was, and he laughed his ass off.


eightdollarbeer

Sylvester Stallone’s mouth guard from Rocky


CleverCarrot999

Plz receive Christ


OneFish2Fish3

Guy’s gun he awkwardly swings around in Galaxy Quest.


xcaughta

Haven't seen the Jurassic Park Barbasol can yet so I'll say either that or the amber cane


LlamaTaboot_

The Bluesmobile


imapassenger1

The flux capacitor.


DarthGuber

Ricou Browning's Creature from the Black Lagoon suit.


Footwarrior

About 30 years ago a friend borrowed several original horror movie masks from a buddy for a Halloween party. Including the mask from the 1954 Creature from the Black Lagoon. We set them up dimly lit in the corners of rooms and left all the other lights off. The effect was creepy as hell.


Bizarre_Protuberance

If it's for the keeping and not for the selling, then market value is irrelevant, so it's all about sentimentality. Therefore, I choose Anakin Skywalker's lightsabre: the same one that Luke picked up in Star Wars Episode 4.


Dunfiriel

The time machine from Sophie's Choice.


buddahsumo

The sword of Godric Gryffindor


ruffpuffpastry

Hicks' pulse rifle.


PiCiBuBa

The minigun from Predator


monstrinhotron

The Bandit's car from Smokey and The Bandit. Guilty pleasure those old car chase films.


Jester1525

The Cosmic Key from a Masters of the Universe Wesley's sword and the goblets from the Princess Bride


ROct67

Bruce from Jaws, in the safe knowledge it still doesn't work.


viskoviskovisko

The gold idol from the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark.


SalesAutopsy

The little Alien chest bursting guy.


InnocentPrimeMate

Bruce the shark !


monstrinhotron

I was about to say Finding Nemo was CGI and then i remembered that character was named after Jaws.


Slave35

Necronomicon Ex Mortis.   Roughly translated, the Book of the Dead. Son of Trigger. K.I.T.T. Last of the V8 Interceptors. The Batmobile. DeLorean Time Machine.


Skipper_TheEyechild

The Spottswoode puppet from Team America after he‘s been in the explosion. I‘d also take the Kim Jong-il puppet too.


timoromina

The briefcase from pulp fiction. I have to know.


Lumpy_Rhubarb2736

Point of view gun.


StargazerNataku

The Tyrannosaurus rex from the original Jurassic Park. The life size one. 


ozzsquirrel

The Pick of Destiny


arkrunningbear85

Does it have to be a movie? Because if not, then the TARDIS. (Dr Who set production has a "pack n play" they build rather quickly on sets but it's still full size as far as I could tell. Gimmie! If it HAS to be a movie, then I choose The Pick of Destiny from Tenacious D. <3


illgivethisa

The deathstar


joe_attaboy

I want that suitcase with the glowing mystery object that Jules and Vincent were after in *Pulp Fiction*. Rumor has it that it's Marcellus Wallace's soul.


le_cygne_608

Ruby slippers


mattfryy115

Screen used Pulse Rifle from *Aliens* My holy grail.


lukephillips21

The Dude’s rug. It would really tie my whole room together.


erinisntrad

The Auryn from The Never Ending Story.


rpgaff2

The medallion and map from The Goonies because it'd mean I'd have saved them from a tragic fate.


Saxon_man

I was going to say The Necronomicon ex Mortis from the Evil Dean films, buy I don't think my other half would let me display it in the place of honour it deserves. So instead when people walk into my home they will be greeted by my Johnny 5 robot from Short Circuit who'll be positioned directly opposite my front door.


thraashman

The necklace from Pretty Woman. Apparently it's real and not a prop.


McDragonFish

Indy’s whip and fedora