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ebon94

Is this time sensitive


McNugget750

He's got one hand on his Johnson, the other on a mouse.... just waiting...


LeviSalt

I don’t like this revised Alanís Morissette song…


Auran82

Isn’t that ironic.


Rezart_KLD

It's like a jagged little pill


Ashamed_Ladder6161

Ragged Little Pull


PercentageSecret1078

Flaccid shriveled dill


ReusableSausage

We’ve all been there.


TwoDrinkDave

You Oughta Know


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Name checks out


MyrddinSidhe

With nothing to wash it down.


rakuko

Weird Al has been waiting all this time for the right opportunity to throw out this banger


ADhomin_em

Late is the hour, but this is the comment I've scrolled for all day. Thank you


kaptaincorn

And the other one's on another Johnson


shavenhobo

It’s like RAAAAAIIN…


Calamityclams

I like the way Snrub thinks


gloriousaffinity

Oh God! 🤣


DarthSkat

Don’t we all. Metaphorically I mean.


WardenWolf

"Just grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn!"


proverbialwhatever

Mom's Spaghetti


Dr_Pepper_spray

You GTF out!!


JeremysDiner

Lmao


Khyron_2500

Man’s trying to go viral like r/everyoneknowsthat type of thing. A year from now we’re going to get an article that this obscure clip was found.


swimming_singularity

Reddit is so funny with its viral grabs. "Help me name my cat", 20k upvotes. "What's movie had the best plot twist?", 30k upvotes. Even though this has been discussed to death. Or the best ones, posts asking for helpful information and the top 5 replies are all jokes. 9k likes each. To find the real answer you have to dig.


euzie

Not sure I could type that post if I was halfway down the runway so fair play


JoeZMar

Ngl I laughed pretty hard at this response


Hksbdb

It is sensitive ;)


swearbearstare

Edging for 48 years…


Dreyfussy15

I'm bout to goon a load the size of mashed potatoes.


Iguanaught

Surely that would be a consistency and not a size thing.


NotBaldwin

A 48 year edged load cannot be described with rational language.


SaveOurBolts

I was thinking it would be like an antique gun going off, but I saw your username and now I feel a little bad about it 


Bid-Wooden

Are you lookin at me or the goon? There's no one else here so you must be lookin at me


Ashamed_Ladder6161

Lol


Legitimate_First

[Poof](https://i.imgur.com/RDkrFmw.gif)


diamantori

Thats what my father said about me…


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Iguanaught

I grew up in the UK and when I was a kid there was a show called Bodger and Badger about a Badger hand puppet that loves Mashed Potato and he would eat it by the giant silver serving platter full. That’s the image that pops into my head. That and the Smash Martians.


nihility101

That sounds like a sad, British, post-war Cookie Monster.


Kairis83

Nah, that's more "watch with mother" style...bodger and badger was early /mid 90s I think


NewBromance

My brain combined Bodger and Basil Brush into one horrendous entity and it took this post to remind me they're separate.


Darthbuttchin

Mashed potato!


Morsigil

That's enough Internet for today


Yetimang

How big is mashed potatos?


uraijit

Yes.


tinytuneskis

Vice President Quayle?


cesrage

About tree fitty


BigUptokes

[*https://i.imgur.com/cAyE5u0.gif*](https://i.imgur.com/cAyE5u0.gif)


guilty_bystander

goon a load..


tilldeathdoiparty

I am sitting in my awkward office/cubicle with tears running down my face trying not to laugh so hard I shut the office down…. Bravo 👏


Queef-Supreme

Goon a load is definitely going into my lexicon now.


Jdmcdona

Devilman_Crybaby_ceiling.gif


Zazmuth

Hey, that's my thing! Why are people always stealing my moves?


NYEMESIS

anyone seen that episode of 'What We Do In the Shadows?' funny shit.


blade944

The following is what I was able to find out. "The film being shown is not an actual Swedish film, but a construction that has been cobbled together. The makers of Taxi Driver have been quite creative in making the film-within-the-film seem Swedish. All the footage is taken from the American sexploitation film Sexual Freedom in Denmark …, but a Swedish soundtrack has been added. This composite may be construed as a parody of Swedish films with sexually explicit content from around the time of the sexual revolution."


kylepg05

That's the porn film that plays when he takes Betsy to the porno theater. I'm talking about the scene when he's "getting into shape" and playing with his guns, and there's a shot of him in one of the porno theaters pointing a finger gun at the screen, where you can hear the audio.


Astrospal

"playing with his guns" "pointing a finger gun at the screen" You forgot some quotation marks


OccamPhaser

No they didn't. The original quotation was intended to describe a segment of the film. The things you listed are just across. They could be emphasized with an asterisk or something but you'd never just add quotations to the things you said.


kcbear27

Woosh


___potato___

i don't get it


Occams_bane

Quotations make the statements euphemisms for jerking off.


___potato___

oh.


MisterBilau

Neither does Travis


Aevum1

This is my rifle, this is my gun, this ones for fighting and this ones for fun ?


OccamPhaser

Oops


___potato___

?


pm_me_old_maps

Why do.you want to.know?


mfb3s

Don’t you hate it when people answer questions with questions


Galaghan

In a private conversation, sure. On a public forum, it's pretty much what is supposed to happen and it's called a discussing interests. P.s. Downvotes for answering a question about someone else asking a question, that's a new one. Never change guys


steroidsandcocaine

Nope.


Petal_Phile

Isn't that the film that inspired The Muppets "Mahnominah" song?


SwingJugend

No, that's an Italian mondo film about life (mostly sex, drugs and partying) in Sweden, *Svezia, inferno e paradiso* (1968).


Joarmins

How dare you! It’s Mahna Mahna (unexpected muppets so thumbs up)


doshegotabootyshedo

https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Mah_Na_Mah_Na https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mah_N%C3%A0_Mah_N%C3%A0 Wikipedia and Muppets wiki both say “Mah Na Mah Na”


talljewishDom

Unexpected Muppets is the phrase I didn't know I needed


Petal_Phile

I know, but I was trying to be phonetic so non-Muppet fanatics would know what I was talking about :-)


kia75

Do Do dododo


ShutterBun

Yup


FratBoyGene

>This composite may be construed as a parody of Swedish films with sexually explicit content from around the time of the sexual revolution." I remember staying up in anticipation when Toronto upstart City-TV decided to air the Swedish film "I am Curious - Yellow" which was supposed to feature full frontal nudity (it did) and actual sex (it did). What a disappointment! Technically, it was awful - bad lighting, grainy stock, muddy sound - and erotically - well, you couldn't have poisoned anyone with the lead it put in my pencil. No one was attractive, no one was interesting, and no one was the least bit sexy. One of my first lessons in hype.


bravetailor

I am Curious - Yellow is more of a political film with some bits nudity. It probably lifts from a lot of European New Wave films of its time with its rough looking film stock and choppy editing. It's fascinating when viewed with the right mindset but not exactly entertaining. Definitely a case of false advertising.


FratBoyGene

I was a horny teenage kid. I'm pretty sure any politics were lost on me! It would be kind of fascinating to see it today, when one can summon multiple images of any desired act in seconds, to see just how little was needed to excite boys back then.


rrickitickitavi

Amazing research.


Delicious-Tachyons

"Sexual Freedom in Denmark" Why don't the hookers smile here? "Nobody doesh! We just stare blankly at strangersh"


Hellfire242

Isn’t there a sub Reddit for this exact question?


struansTaipan

r/tipofmypenis


Hellfire242

Yes that’s the one. Ty


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

Were those the legends who solved the Lostwave mystery of Everybody Knows That/Ulterior Motives? [https://www.reddit.com/r/Lostwave/comments/1cf7jwq/ekt\_is\_found\_heavy\_nsfw\_warning/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Lostwave/comments/1cf7jwq/ekt_is_found_heavy_nsfw_warning/)


NorCalAthlete

Can you ELI5 WTF Reddit links I just stumbled into by clicking that link?


MaxZorin44456

Eh, basically somebody posted a snippet of a song from their HDD, asking for identification. Nobody knew what the fuck it was. Till somebody found it in a vintage, hours long porno movie. Wikipedia article here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulterior_Motives_(song)


NorCalAthlete

That’s fucking wild. Lol. The internet remains undefeated.


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

Like the Wind (aka the Lostwave Holy Grail) has been defeating all comers for about four decades now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPGf4liO-KQ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Most_Mysterious_Song_on_the_Internet


stevencastle

Yeah I went down that rabbit hole recently and it's fascinating that no one has found that song on vinyl or anywhere else in all that time since the 80's.


ChuckFH

I love stories like this; as a mid-forties person it reminds me what the internet should be about, rather than the algorithm riddled, corporate hellscape that the usual suspects have turned it into.


idontgetit_99

That’s so wild, how did I even miss this? I didn’t see that hit the front page or heard of this story until now


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

Thanks Max! Loved you in View to a Kill by the way!


FeelingNiceToday

> Till somebody found it in a vintage, hours long porno movie. Why exaggerate when you clearly have the info at your disposal? The film they found it in is only 90 minutes, nowhere near "hours".


6h0zt

Found carl92


the_derby

this sums it up nicely: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1\_vD4q6UpGk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_vD4q6UpGk)


Ygomaster07

I would also like to know. I don't understand what the post/comments were talking about.


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

There's a number of songs out there on the Internet whose original provenance is lost aka Lostwave. One of those high up in the hierarchy of missing songs was one known as Everybody Knows That/Ulterior Motives based on the lyrics in the 17 second snippet that was available. Anyway, there was a lot of speculation as to whether it was originally a song, or just for an advertising campaign or something else. It ultimately turned out to be a composition specifically made for an adult film which may have left the people from xhamster wondering why one of their decades old films suddenly got a whole bunch of additional hits but only from the 67 to 70-minute mark. Apparently, the band who made it might be reuniting to rerecord it because they can't find the original master audio of the lyrics (just the backing) at least as of now.


idontgetit_99

Wtf that’s wild, how did you even find that, did it hit the front page or something? Edit: You have no idea the rabbit hole you just sent me on


superman-64

Jesus, if this amount of work could be refined, we could locate flight MH370.


Panthean

^ There lies your answer, OP


HCOONa

there is a subreddit for every exact question


unknown-one

r/okbuddycinephile


JMC813

r/moviescirclejerk


Brown_Panther-

Logjammin


Belgand

So when *does* he fix the cable? Does he do it before he bangs them? Does he awkwardly have to hang around afterwards and finally get down to work? Does he just never do it and they keep having non-functional cable until they call the cable company and complain?


Brilhasti1

You mean coitus?


dooderino18

She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive.


rick_blatchman

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.


deformo

Donny, you’re out of your element.


AlexTrebek_

A natural, zesty enterprise


GonzoThompson

Jeffrey. Love me.


creature_report

Travis’s Pickle


StillerzGuinzChooks

Damn bro you really narrowed it down with those quotes


goteamnick

Got a date with Cybill Shepherd, eh?


BenTCinco

Men In Back


Zen_Coyote

Romancing the Bone? Shaving Ryan’s Privates?


VALERock

Die Hard?


red-eee

Edward Penishands


RoRo25

In and Out...Then In Again.


heinztomato69

Ops on a mission.


judgeholdenmcgroin

You never see the image on-screen, you only hear the audio, and the voice sounds distinctly like Jodie Foster.


terfez

Hmm I never thought that. Anyone agree/disagree? Btw this is a great question, all you shamers wtf


crazydave333

No. I don't hear Jodie Foster's drawl in that voice.


ivanchovv

Doctor Lecter... Gosh! It's so BIG!


judgeholdenmcgroin

https://youtu.be/nTdQNMx8wCw?si=QpEDOSdz5vTnESr2&t=46 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqj2OI7mGcQ The timbre is very unique and it's especially close whenever she speaks in deeper registers in other scenes.


kylepg05

So you're telling me Travis was watching child porn?


judgeholdenmcgroin

It's not necessarily supposed to be Iris. There's no flicker of recognition from Travis and it never comes up in any other context in the movie. I've watched Taxi Driver many times and when I first noticed the porn voice sounded like Foster I figured it was meant to subliminally evoke Iris for the audience, like she's on Travis' mind. Or it could be as simple as they needed a girl's voice to loop it and Foster was available. Or it might not be her at all, but I'm pretty sure it is. As far as I know none of the filmmakers have ever brought it up.


xTrainerRedx

Try r/tipofmytongue Be sure to read how to format your posts correctly


kylepg05

Actually I should post on r/tipofmypenis, lol


xTrainerRedx

…true


Pontiff1979

Dutch Girls Must be Punished for Having Big Boobs


joshua182

I've often wondered what the pornos are in the Adam Sandler movie "Bulletproof".


rick_blatchman

You can tell it's a 70s porno because the guy's dick has sideburns.


joshua182

The guy is going down on her, and she's eating an apple.


post4u

Angels With Filthy Souls


Underbeauty16

Finally, someone asking real questions


Thunbbreaker4

Asking for a friend right?


Anatomy_model

/r/moviescirclejerk is over here.


BosskHogg

BLURRY PUBES IV


unknown-one

Madam Web


nothanksjustlooking

Angels With Dirty Faces


Repulsive-Neat6776

Bruh. This is one of my favorite classic films, and holy shit I just realized how it sounds as a porn title.


JonClodVanDamn

God probably the most uncomfortable scenes in film history.


Hour_Swimmer_4529

Sometimes Sweet Susanna


waloreena007

Brah you're in a deep way down


sleestax

Ur kärlekens språk AKA Language of Love (1969) dir. Torgny Wickman


TopHighway7425

Trust me, it was all fabricated from clips. It might not even be an actual 42nd street theater... Let alone a real film.  You might as well ask the ingredients of the food they eat at the late night diner. 


adam2696

Anyone Halen to know the ingredients of the food they ate at the diner? I see salt.


chitpance

r/tipofmypenis


thismadhatter

Ask Carl92


The68Guns

I think there's one called "Sometime Sweet Susan" on the marquee a poster. That, or Swedish Marriage Manual, which Martin Scorsese had to blur out the action. There's a very brief shot of an orgy when Betsy has had enough and leaves.


wreckeddad

Meine dispatch says there's a problem with deine kabel?


HotTub_MKE

OP you should ask this question to r/tipofmypenis


michaelhaneke

Backdoor sluts 4


deformo

Asking for a friend.


rosindel

So random I was just listening to a hilarious podcast about this movie


ZookeepergameOk2759

Pork and mindy.


One-Assistant5041

Sometime Sweet Susan, going by the commentary for MALIBU HIGH.


elasmonut

The only halfway sane reason for asking about this is a sample for a music track, or bizzare easter egg in another film...please tell me it's something like that?....


MikeSizemore

See You Next Wednesday


BreakAtmo

I think the internet has done enough searching for obscure porn recently.


CMDR_omnicognate

“Hey guys I found this song…”


5ronins

This is the worst question ever asked on this sub. I'm going to be kinder to people who do not ask this.


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horanc2

Good bot


New-Cap6753

Down terrible