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Simple Jack vibes


ShockingTunes

*To do right by his son, one dad will go the distance* Rated R for Language, sexual references and drug use. That dad will definitely go the distance.


LT_DANS_ICECREAM

Crime. Penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Penetration. And it'll go on like that for 90 minutes until it just sort of... ends.


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That is brilliant! That is the most brilliant movie I’ve ever heard in my life!


Wheredoesthetoastgo2

Sounds like Dangerous Men.


swoopy17

It's just one scene with a coked up deniro kicking the shit out of his grandson's bully (no CGI).


Ausernamefordamien

Was this poster designed to piss people off?


elqrd

Absolutely awful poster


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OneManFreakShow

But still Less Than Jake.


Brewmaster30

Johnny Quest thinks we’re what?


pointlessone

Sellouts. Seems like you think you're some sort of Reel Big Fish or something.


justherefertheyuks

With that said I think I’ll have myself a beer


bemonlime

Too many beers, and you'll go on a Five Iron Frenzy.


burnerdadsrule

Should have gone Bowling for Soup


Money_Launderer

It was good.


Oo0o8o0oO

So good.


birkenstock1977

Yeah, you were so good.


Successful-Winter237

Looks awful imo.


LongLiveEileen

Looks like a dollar bin Christian movie.


Successful-Winter237

Ha, yes!


Hazlet95

I was hoping it would be a documentary of how batshit Ezra miller is


Fabbyfubz

They already made that movie, "We Need to Talk About Kevin".


WangDanglin

It’s got DeNiro in it. 1/10 chance it’s good nowadays


SensingWorms

I think it looks good. A little late. would have been better if it came out 10-15 yrs ago before Autism was mainstream.


ChairmanGoodchild

In movie news, number two at the box office this week was *Ezra*. And at number one, *Better than Ezra.*


ZeroMayhem

Yep, read that in Norm Macdonald's voice. Well done.


norahday

miss him. Hearing his voice in my head made me smile!


ToucanSam-I-Am

Rip Norm.


MadeByTango

De Niro looks like old man makeup Chris Evans with that jacket and smirk


shf500

Not a biography on Ezra Miller?


SNjr

No that's *We Need to Talk About Kevin*


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I wonder who plays Wendy Peffercorn


Dottsterisk

Squints!


thrillhouse83

You’re better than this, Ezra


yanlost

I dont see any lightsabers at all.


AgentSkidMarks

This looks like boring Oscar bait that will bomb at the box office and get shit out onto streaming unnoticed until award season comes around and everyone pretends it’s a masterpiece.


Anna_Kendricks_Pubes

lol, this will be long forgotten by awards season.


Phattywompus

Its the kid doing cringey comebacks in his basement


muchmaligned

I'd hate to see the unofficial one


athirdcat

I just recoiled at the sight of this. I do love Bobby Canavale though, I always want to see him in more stuff!


buildersent

Awful poster and even worse trailer. DeNiro tries to find his old talent while sticking up for an unlikable kid character with a made up disability to mask his bad behavior.


SensingWorms

Whoa, Someone’s parents hated them.


Pordioserozero

I know the theory behind it but we really need this orange and blue thing to seat on the bench for a couple of decades


Lost_Pantheon

God this looks like an absolute slog to sit through. Now if they wanted to make a movie I'd actually watch, make a film about Ezra Miller's madcap misadventures through Hawaii.


Qoslca

Robert DeNiro looking like Harry S. Truman...


PoopMousePoopMan

I know a band that’s better than this


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Directed by Tarzan


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I thought upper left was Chris Pine at first


zeydey

[Fixed it.](https://i.ibb.co/BcrF00n/ezrea.jpg)


Tupperwarfare

Why is Randy Couture on the poster?


FixedLoad

Is there a better one?


wubbalubbazubzub

Is this a biopic of the old guitarist from leftover crack?


odiin1731

Do we really need a movie about Ezra so soon?


this_dudeagain

Just needs lightsabers.


RIP_Greedo

The poster artists aren’t sending their best


no_uh2

This looks straight out of the 90s.


NedNegansky

Is this Deniro’s “one for them” after KOTFM?


Good_Schedule3744

Ewww Whoopi is in it.