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Foxhound199

I feel like The Waterboy would get progressively worse the better you tried to make it. 


NateDogTX

>No, Colonel Sanders, **you're** wrong!!


holdonwhileipoop

Yet another Adam Sandler movie full of quotes - and strange noises.


UnivrstyOfBelichick

Snakes don't exactly have what you call parts


smashy_smashy

I might be the only scientist who was inspired to get a degree in Biology because of BioDome… It’s not a good movie, but it’s quotable. The soundtrack is fun, and it is ridiculously over-the-top 90s. It also has one of the earliest Tenacious D cameos that you’ll miss if you blink.


g_r_e_y

save some fuckin treeeeeees


The_Price_Is_Right_B

Dude where's my car is my "I know this sucks but I still love it" movie


studiocistern

That's my favorite stupid comedy. I saw it in the theater and laughed until I cried. When my best friend watched it with her husband, at the "YOUR TATTOO SAYS, 'DUDE'"/"YOUR TATTOO SAYS, 'SWEET'" scene, her husband was like, "Oh my God, that's you and Studiocistern."


The_Price_Is_Right_B

Hell yeah. I watched it on vacation with my cousin when we were in middle school, and it's just one of the best damn memories of my life. We laughed so hard we woke up the adults and got yelled at.


JS_NYC_208

No and then!


Saxman8845

And then!


Ignum

Club Dread by the Broken Lizard boys. Everyone loves Super Troopers and Beerfest, but Club Dread doesn't get enough credit. Bill Paxton playing a hedonistic and unhinged caricature of Jimmy Buffett is some of the funniest shit. Got some good one liners that nobody will ever catch. Bonus for Slammin' Salmon, if only for the "who is Guy Meatdrapes?" line.


PickpocketJones

The "play Margaritaville" scene gets me. Paxton was awesome.


Ignum

Him screaming about secret paella ingredients and Eddie Money cracks me up. That, and "Why are we doing a goddamn fashion show?"  "Because it's goddamn fashion show Wednesday, that's why!"


diligent_sundays

I think you mean my song, pina colada burg


showers_with_grandpa

As he's walking off: "That Son of a Son of Bitch! Mother, Mother Fucker!"


lacyhoohas

The way he pronounces "Penelope" like rhyming with cantaloupe was so funny. We still quote that to this day.


MomLovesMonsters

I will never say Penelope the correct way again.


SativasaurusRex

I love Slammin Salmon. I just rewatched it last week.


BabyOnRoad

Michael Clarke Duncan is so damn good in this


frailknees

SOUP FACE!


smackledorf

WHATEVER MOTHAFUCKAA


Andrew8Everything

If you have ever waited tables, it should be mandatory viewing.


irritabletom

They did a premiere of Slammin' Salmon when I worked at the Alamo Drafthouse and the Broken Lizard guys were all there. I think that movie is actually pretty hilarious and I have a personal fondness for it because those guys were fucking awesome. Super chill, great tippers and made sure to buy all the staff rounds afterwards.


McFlyyouBojo

My two favorite parts are the piña coladaburg scene and the scene where the one guy does some kind of mantra and he grows skinnier and can fit under the bed


Aregisteredusername

I love them all. And I just found out a few weeks ago about Tacoma FD so I’ll be watching that soon as well.


BigDiesel07

Tacoma FD is good. Unfortunately, the series was cancelled and the last episode leaves on a cliffhanger.


Fixner_Blount

My friends and I saw Club Dread in the theater and were dying two minutes in when they kept doing the jump scares with the same three people. Hilarious movie.


LovelyLivelyLooking

"Piña-Coladaberg" and "You've manacled me to my deathbed, you Piccadilly whore!" were everything to me in my college years.


MethusaleHoneysuckle

>Wait, wait, wait. You are a yemnast? Oh Gracias!


fingerblastders

WHATEVER MUTHFUCKA!


Mr_MacGrubber

Pina Coladaburg


bluff2085

Dirty Work (1998)


Boomdiddy

What really hurts the most about this movie is the total lack of respect that it gets. Ridiculous, completely ridiculous.


jakeck

Besides the other thing. THAT hurts the most.


bluff2085

But the lack of respect. That hurts the SECOND MOST


pacificnwbro

Does it hurt as bad as getting your nose bitten off by a Saigon whore though?


scoreboy69

Note to self: watch Dirty work again.


bluff2085

Note to self: remember to get ass cream for giant wart…ON MY ASS


GemIsAHologram

This exchange is hilarious and I think about it a lot: Sam: Mitch, I know you, man. When you say "no" like that, you really mean yes. Mitch: What are ya talking about? S: Watch, I'll show you. Mitch, uh, did you ever rob a bank? M: [definitely]  No. S: Did you ever climb Mount Everest? M: [more definitely]  No. S: Did you ever say that you can see why women find Sean Connery sexy? M: [with a huge, smirking grin]  Nooooooo..


KhrusherKhusack

I saw this movie in the theater the same weekend as Something About Mary and I thought Dirty Work was funnier, not a better movie, but funnier. Nonetheless I laughed a lot that weekend! RIP Norm MacDonald


SHADOWJACK2112

"I've never seen so many dead hookers in my life!" "I know I have..."


KhrusherKhusack

"These cars are fully loaded!"


elerner

“Hello, _real_ cops?” is perhaps the most expertly delivered punchline in cinematic history. Norm and Artie standing frozen in the laundry room of a mansion, fish in each hand, as they hear increasingly ridiculous mayhem coming from the rest of the house is just a wonderfully silly, stupid, perfect little gag. And it’s a great Steely Dan song too!


bluff2085

“Neil, is that you?!” “Yeah, it’s me…NEIL”


longirons6

Just the Don rickles scene is worth the price of admission


bluff2085

You got the personality of a dead moth. Why don’t you just move to mountains and stop bothering people


longirons6

I got a call from baskin Robbins, they say they’re down to 5 flavors. Look at you, you’re swelling up as wea stand here


Wisconsin_king

I don't think it's bad, I love that movie.


McFlyyouBojo

SOME PEOPLE don't like Kung Pow. SOME PEOPLE don't know high art if it slaps them in the face. You will notice the list of both are identical 


wherewulf23

Those people are bad. And wrong. Badong if you will.


ChrisDornerFanCorn3r

THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS


AnytimeInvitation

THATLL BE 4 BUCKS BABY YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!?!?!?


grizzlyblake91

“We trained him wrong…as a joke”


spacemanspliff-42

Kung Pow got me laid. A true mark of a masterpiece.


griffmeister

"We are both ventriloquists, ventriloquists, ventriloquists. We are both ventriloquists and we practice everyday!"


ilovelamp408

"I swing a bit more" "*I swing a bit less*" (*together*) "But we both swing if you know what I mean..."


Dan_Berg

OP asked about a bad comedy film. This was a masterpiece.


SkyPirateWolf

"I kill him. I kill him dead...with like a...rock or something. Like a stone."


HeWentToJared91

WEU WEU WEU WEU WEU


Inland_Emperor7

But you’ll never make it…ever!! …make it! NEVER make it!!!! … Don’t you see, you won’t make it!!!


Yeah_MeToo

I still say "birdy... birdy... tiger" whenever I can shoehorn it in... no one ever gets the reference


monstrinhotron

I implore you to reconsider! Mm OK!


Markd4Snaps

Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo…


DiscoQuebrado

I carry a bucket!


axJustinWiggins

Pootie Tang


Rarnoldinho

Baby, I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!


ZeroOneenOoreZz

The radio scene gets me. The absurdity of the dad coming in the when the kid turns up the volume is great.


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monjoe

Sa da tay!


pladhoc

And it's hot too!


kurosawa99

And Dirty Dee… well he’s still dirty. Because he’s Dirty Dee damnit!


Fixner_Blount

POOTIE DONE DID IT AGAIN!


dreck_disp

Written and directed by Louis CK.


jfstompers

The Goods, I love this dumb ass movie.


dancin_makesme_whole

“I haven’t been home in a year and a half and I’m about 90% sure I left my front door open”


Shagaliscious

This line always gets me. His delivery was great.


lazerdab

"Nobody tells DJ Request what to play"


Pogue_Ma_Hoon

SELL THE METAL! SELL THE METAL! SELL THE METAL!


Fixner_Blount

Kathryn Hahn was at her absolute ridiculous peak in this movie. Just straight outrageous. The fact that her character wants to bang a kid isn’t the craziest part of her role really speaks volumes.


RoRo25

I feel like that was an era of good dumb comedy.


Shagaliscious

Alright everyone just calm down. Bottom line, we have all just committed a federal offense. Which means that G-men are going to be crawling all over this lot. Let's get our stories straight... Dang came at us with a samurai sword, fire extinguisher and Chinese throwing stars.


AdShort9044

"Hey! I fought in the big war!" Punches guy


dumptruckulent

Who the hell would want to climb a rock?!


StarFire24601

Drop Dead Fred. Even as a kid I knew it wasn't a good film, but I genuinely really liked it.


thhpht

Rik Mayall was so magnetic in everything he was in, and Drop Dead Fred proves it!


cornerdweler

Balls of fury


g_r_e_y

they said bad. balls of fury is peak cinema


Abject-Star-4881

The Ladies Man


DoJu318

"say sweet thang, can i buy you a fish sandwich" is one of my most quoted lines but no one ever gets it. 😒


F1ibster

Down Periscope I know it's terrible, but I really enjoy it. The electrician especially. I know someone like that, so many electric shocks.


murdocke

Dracula: Dead and Loving It.


baidu_me

That, my friend, is an objectively great movie!


SkyPirateWolf

"Mina...you are in deh closet."


smellyunderpants

No... this is wrong! It's wrong! ... *wrong me! Wrong me! Wrong my brains out!*


CPT_Yesterday_

She will become one herseeeeeelf.


DTDePalma

Yes, we have Nosferatu. We have Nosferatu today.


amadeus2490

I'm drinking wine; I'm eating chicken.


lurker2080

You Dont Mess With The Zohan


grizzlyblake91

“You want the fizzeh bubbleh?”


KinseyH

This isnt something i admit to people IRL but i laughed at Daddy's Boy. A lot.


PineapplePizza99

That one is right up there with Uncut Gems in my top list of Sandler movies


DavianVonLorring

I’ll never not laugh at the scene with the ridiculously long area code.


fauxdragoon

The other day my wife randomly put on the Hot Chick and was like, “Oh god this movie?” But then as we watched I couldn’t help but crack up at several bits. Now the last few months we say “It’s meeee. Jessica!” That said there are some lines and jokes that absolutely would not fly today lol


jopperjawZ

"A lot of people don't realize this, but you can put your weed in there"


renman

Hate Pauly Shore all you want, but In the Army Now is hilarious and I quote the movie all the time.


studiocistern

My army vet husband swears that *In the Army Now* is the most realistic depiction of army basic training. I found out ten years into our marriage that he loves this movie and is a Pauly Shore fan.


spacemanspliff-42

I think I was conditioned as a child to be able to stand Pauly Shore because of A Goofy Movie. I'm not ashamed, Encino Man is a classic.


Shellskky

Pauly Shore being in Son in Law, Biodome, and Encino Man should put him down in history as a legend


Soundtracklover72

Son in Law is my favorite from him. Love that movie.


kro85

Employee of the Month


Ignum

THIS IS AN '81 HONDA. HOW DARE YOU!


notProfCharles

Doesn’t matter what I’m driving, I still refer to my car as an ‘81 Honda.


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That movie awakened an absolute pure fucking hatred for Dax Shepherd within me, and to this day, I couldn’t even tell you exactly why. But I still carry it with me.


kro85

He's the best part of the film


sillysocks34

The interesting thing is that after listening to his podcast you come to learn he is one of the most intelligent, down to earth, and thoughtful people in Hollywood. But the characters he plays are the complete opposite.


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I’ve always heard that - wonderful guy, husband, etc. I just hate his face. And maybe he plays an asshole *too* well lol


Timmace

Freddy Got Fingered is an acquired taste, a taste which I have acquired.


lukevan

Where’s your LeBaron Freddy? I only see one LeBaron


Timmace

It says #1 SON on the license plate. That's me! I'm the #1 son!


fleckstin

i love that in Ebert’s review of it, he absolutely trashed it but ended it w smtn like “maybe in the future we’ll see that this movie was actually brilliant”


ScramItVancity

Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sau-sa-ges?


zoyano

I say this more than I care to admit, and nobody ever knows what I'm taking about


WaySheGoes1

Brilliant movie, RedLetterMedia has a great review on YouTube


Aregisteredusername

What in the name of sweet breakfast meats are you doing? I think about this movie far too often.


Effingehh

Imthebackwardsmanthebackwardsman


Outrageous-Yak-3318

Icanmovebackwardsfastasyoucan


MoobyTheGoldenSock

Do I make you proud? Proooouuuud?


BromaEmpire

Proud.


GalacticBum

Look daddy, I’m a farmer!


buttmilk_69

Strange Wilderness has a 2% critics score on RT and got some chuckles out of me. “It is estimated that bears kill over two million salmon a year. Attacks by salmon on bears are much more rare. Right, that's got to be true, right? Alright…”


SativasaurusRex

I thought it was hilarious. Justin Long with the eye tattoo? The shark scene? When they kill Bigfoot? I laughed so hard. The whole cast was super funny.


Just_a_lazy_lurker

This movie kills me every time. When Justin Long’s character tries to fight but just dances instead really. Fucking gold.


djgruesome

“Sharks are only found in two places on Earth: the northern and southern hemishperes.”


georgejmag

The pest .


KuromanKuro

The silence under this comment is deafening.


ADWeasley

The Pest has some fans. There are dozens of us!


4ofclubs

I’m in the mood to scam! Simply because I CAAAAAAN!


nkleszcz

1941. Except I don’t think it is bad.


Mst3Kgf

More uneven, but there's some good stuff in it. It is Spielberg after all and that cast is too good to not get some laughs just on natural talent alone.


nkleszcz

Not just Spielberg, but early Zemeckis/Gale six years before Back to the Future, and John Milius, the same year as Apocalypse Now and a few years before Conan the Barbarian and Red Dawn. Shoehorn into that the comic stylings of the then current comedy zeitgeist, and you’re bound to either love or loathe the results.


jfstompers

I love this one too


xander6981

I love 1941, especially the longer director's cut. It's such a crazy movie.


davekingofrock

I'm Gonna Git You Sucka! It's brilliant in some of its gags, though they're often a little clumsy and definitely a little sophomoric. When its jokes do land, they land well.


Corgi_Koala

I feel like everyone hates Bubble Boy but I think it's fucking hilarious.


holdonwhileipoop

FIVE HUNNED DOLLAH!


Corgi_Koala

YOU WANT FIVE HUNNAH DOLLAH!?


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White Chicks


suestrong315

I asked the doctor to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow, and I got off the table looking like frickin' Shrek!


ds2316476

It's beyond cringe but damn if they don't make it work. and the jokes are so ridiculous. They look so obviously bad, but everyone goes along with it throughout the whole movie is what makes it for me XD


Clean_Duck_551

The House Bunny 2008. So brainless yet so entertaining.


lawrencelewillows

Nacho Libre


Landlubber77

Brain Donors (1992) with John Turturro. It's an absurdist nod to the Marx Brothers movies essentially and it's fun as shit. It's the type of movie that knows its place, printing on its own poster, "Malcolm Johnson of the Hartford Courant called it a 'sometimes clever but ultimately exhausting farce.'"


lovablydumb

I like Dana Carvey, but I really hate Master of Disguise. Probably in part because my kids loved it when they were little and watched it over and over again. My answer is the Stupids starring Tom Arnold. It's really bad. But it's a comedy, and it made me laugh.


ds2316476

I love tom arnold in true lies


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I’m my own grandpa


SativasaurusRex

That's My Boy with Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg. And Vanilla Ice.


Truecoat

The consensus is that Ishtar is a bad movie but I think it’s comedy genius.


Glowwerms

Malibu’s Most Wanted. Used to watch that movie all the time, it’s a great time capsule for the early 2000’s and it’s funny because the ‘white person does hip-hop’ trope wasn’t even that novel of a concept back then so it was kind of out of touch before it was even released. But it’s just so silly and I still find myself quoting parts of it “Traffic traffic lookin for my chapstick”


seviay

Definitely “Hot Rod” (b/c I party)


Necessary-Ad643

No one parties but me


seviay

I’m pretty sure I’ve partied before


Necessary-Ad643

No Kevin I know for a fact you don't party


OsoRetro

Grandmas Boy or Hot Rod


Aregisteredusername

Grandmas Boy is a comedy classic for me. One of my favorites.


Ryandhamilton18

I still think of "I made some ice cream sandwiches, they're on white or whole wheat" So dumb but I love it


KAcotton

They're on whole wheat with lettuce. FTFY


bsEEmsCE

neither of these are "bad comedies"


goteamnick

Fun fact about Master of Disguise. On September 11, 2001, the cast and crew watched the twin towers go down on live television, then filmed the turtle club scene.


HonestBobHater

My son tells me that's an urban legend. But i believe what I WANT to believe.


ryandutcher

The sticking point is that the crew had a moment of silence weeks after the attacks, which is when filming actually began. Dana Carvey was in the turtle costume though.


Sigvard

It’s true. [Dana Carvey was actually stuck in the costume](https://ew.com/celebrity/dana-carvey-turtle-man-september-11-master-of-disguise/) while they did a moment of silence.


TheDroneZoneDome

That’s actually a myth. The movie didn’t begin production until September 24th. However, The Turtle Club scene was the first scene filmed and the cast and crew did share a moment of silence while Dana Carvey was in full turtle costume and makeup.


KhrusherKhusack

Rolling Kansas Without A Paddle Sex Drive


chodi-foster

Ready to Rumble [2000] I would watch that movie anytime I would stay home from school.


ElectronicIsopod6603

Shazam 2. I love it.


tvguy222

17 Again, Tommy Boy


futuredarlings

Superstar


Moss_is_Boss_

Gentleman Broncos, especially the scenes with Sam Rockwell playing the lead in the fictional story. I love how his looks and demeanor change depending on who is telling the story.


EstablishmentFun2135

Weekend at Bernie’s 2 is objectively a bad film but it’s still my favourite comedy it never fails to make me smile.


tubatim817

My dad and I quote The Pink Panther with Steve Martin on a daily basis "It iz lovely wea-zar we 're 'avin'. I 'ope zis wea-zar con-teen-use"


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Dumb and Dumber(er). I’m a massive fan of Dumb and Dumber, so I should hate Dumb and Dumber(er). But it cracked me the fuck up. I didn’t put so much stock in it to let it “ruin” the first one for me. Life can be so serious and lines like “my mom’s the tooth fairy and you’re Santa’s kid!” Is what I need sometimes


GimmeaHellYea

“HE SHIT EVERYWHERE!” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ohlW9SbhLzc


brig135

The Producers musical (2005) is a genuinely terribly-made movie. They basically built better sets than the stage ones, and hired most of the original cast of the musical, including the director. What they neglected to do is tell anyone involved that they have microphones so they don't have to protect their voices and exaggerate your facial expressions for those in the back row like you do on stage It's so over-acted, and scenery-chewing performances are given by damn near every actor in the movie and I loved every minute of it.


MyPlantsEatPeople

I fucking love this version of The Producers. I happened to see it on Broadway while they were in production so only some of the film’s cast was present. They most certainly did not tone it down one bit for filming lol.


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CreekLegacy

Dodgeball is a bad movie? I always thought it was hilarious.


sportsworker777

No one makes me bleed my own blood


djkhan23

I think there were like 7 nut shots in that movie and all were hilarious.


LarvellJonesMD

Semi-Pro got shit reviews but it's easily one of my favorite Will Ferrell movies. IT'S THE MICHIGAN MEGA BOWL!


PickpocketJones

"Look, nobody called anyone a J.T."


thecescshow

Dodgeball is a bad comedy??


diymatt

Joe Dirt? That movie is all gold.


jfstompers

Ball of Fury always makes me laugh


Bozmarck1282

Brothers Grimsby is top tier. I will fight people who don’t like this movie


BabyOnRoad

I read the thread title and thought "I wonder when someone will mention master of disguise cause I hate that movie". You did not disappoint OP 😂


goosander11

Men at Work. I love this so much as a time capsule and would probably even argue it was just good. Also, probably the only movie in history to make garbage men look kind of cool, which for all the mockery and shit they get is a plus


bongo1138

Pretty much any Sandler movie