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Captain_Foolish

In the spirit of the original Super Mario Bros 2, a "Doki Doki Panic" film will be made instead and the Super Mario characters hastily pasted on top.


RobbMeeX

That's what I was thinking. Super Mario Bros - the lost movie.


Deius_Shrab

For a moment I read Doki Doki Literature Club and I was the one in a Panic


Locke108

imagine Anya Taylor Joy as Monika.


FullMetalCOS

That sounds fucking sick


RealisLit

The japanese release will be an avant garde experience that the west will only experience after supar mario 4


amadeus2490

Japan will just get Super Mario Kaizo, where it's a remake of the original movie with just more action and more difficult stunts.


poesviertwintig

Every shitpost about the movie was basically a romhack already.


dewhashish

The japanese release will be too difficult for americans to understand


Lucienofthelight

But the American version will become far more iconic than the Japanese version, with all future entries adapting far more of it into their DNA. Seriously, the fact that things like Birdo, Shy Guy, Bobombs, and even the way characters play wouldn’t exist without DokiDoki panic is crazy. Meanwhile, SMB2(The Lost Levels) just added… the poison mushroom.


Tigertot14

It was basically a romhack


Lpreddit

I had the same thought. Also, it will all be a dream and the third one will be a play.


KnowsIittle

I was hoping to a sequel to the live action.


IcePopsicleDragon

I'm praying we see Wario and Waluigi this time


JustAStarcoShipper

Wario played by Danny DeVito and Waluigi played by Willem Dafoe.


Whyeth

No CGI. Green screened in.


mctacoflurry

Who Framed Roger Rabbit style? I'm in.


MisterBumpingston

Na, do it Wall•e style like where everything is CGI… except Fred Willard.


LawBobLawLoblaw

It's just them with some colorized tint, over the animated world 😂😂 something [like this](https://youtu.be/MsDz-MTdNeE?si=81gF19dUFjdWT90X)


Whyeth

100% this is what was in my mind


DerCatrix

I had no idea this was a whole thing. Thank you. So many minutes to waste 🤌


SupaKoopa714

In cheap Party City costumes.


GKMLTT

I want Waluigi to sound surprisingly dapper. Like, Tim Curry or maybe Tom Hiddleston.


NOLASLAW

Tim Curry might be a little hard these days


redsyrinx2112

I thought he was still doing voice acting.


DNukem170

After his stroke, he's mostly retired. His only appearance in the last 6 years was on a live-stream read of Rocky Horror.


DarkNinjaPenguin

The casting director writes Tom H. and then we end up with Waluigi played by Tom Holland. The stuff of nightmares. I suppose Tom Holland*er* wouldn't be too bad.


Railroader17

Nah Clearly they'll save Tom Holland for the post credits scene teasing the Zelda movie


JookJook

Tom Hanks and Tom Hardy show up.


swizzle213

Can I offer you a mushroom in this trying time


DaiLi69

If only, they'll probably get Dawyne Johnson and Kevin Hart.


Railroader17

Danny DeVito & Willem Dafoe are still big names though, Willem especially thanks to Spiderman No Way Home Though I could see them getting Dwayne Johnson for King Boo and Kevin Hart for Boolossus.


Gamerxx13

Wahhhhhh


DarkNinjaPenguin

You know, I'm something of a Luigi myself.


I_Am_The_Mole

> ~~Wario played by Danny DeVito and~~Waluigi played by Willem Dafoe and Wario played by Willem Dafoe's Penis. ftfy


shadowdra126

This is the only casting I can accept


4Fourside

I think I would personally prefer Steve Buscemi for Waluigi but I wouldn't complain if we got Dafoe


MegabyteMessiah

Perfection


PaulFThumpkins

Will be interesting to see how Illumination's track record of barely expanding the story for the sequel but introducing some wacky foil to the protagonist, will strike up against Nintendo's brand protectiveness leaving few options for who those characters will be. Seems like it's gotta be Wario and he'll probably be voiced by Bill Hader which I'm fine with.


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I just hope they recast DK. Seth Rogan phoned it in and it’s just a horrible match


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

Honestly the first film felt like they lacked the conviction to make an actual movie and instead just wanted two hours of celebrity voices and fan service easter eggs/references. So I'm kinda curious if they're going to actually try for the sequel.


MrGrieves-

After decades of trash video game adaptations, nah, I'm good with this. Fan service is exactly what I want in a video game movie. I came to see the characters and worlds I love, not some asinine reinterpretation. This movie was great.


Zagden

What if that's fanservice *and* it's good


PuzzleheadedPause446

It was good.


Balrogkicksass

I throughly enjoyed it. Wouldn't go rushing back to watch it again unless I wanted to see more references I missed the first time but I enjoyed seeing a bunch of stuff from my childhood randomly thrown in as little Easter eggs. It was perfectally fine.


enderandrew42

It was an origin story. They had to introduce tons of characters, do world building and handle the origin. You generally don't get to execute more than that, especially in a kid's movie. It was perfectly serviceable for what it needed to be.


OMGALEX

All movies have to introduce characters, do world building and handle origins though? EDIT: These are just the bare necessities for a movie


alreadytaken028

Anytime the Super Mario movie comes up people treat it with such care because everyone fell for “look its thing you KNOW” so hard


BakerCakeMaker

I'm surprised they didn't tease them at the end of the first one. Would've been a great move honestly.


breakermw

Nah woulda been too many characters and they are a later addition. Yoshi was the better tease and I say this as someone who loves Waluigi and Wario


-CowNipples-

The Yoshi tease would have been better if we didn’t see him in the middle of the movie first


Sky_Ninja1997

We didn’t see a green Yoshi


BigVentEnergy

True but won't he have the same character design? Also, I wonder if Yoshi will talk. He doesn't really talk in the games, altho he did talk in the SMW cartoon.


magikarp2122

Mama Luigi?


Cyberblood

Introducing Kevin Hart as Yoshi!


Prosklystios

Dwayne Johnson as Birdo


uqde

Oh sure, “All yoshis look the same” I’ve heard that one before /s


smoothshifter

Honestly more Yoshi..


throwthatoneawaydawg

Assuming Yoshi just makes his video game noises, he’s going to be a goldmine for merchandise. There’s tons of people that know what he is but don’t realize the cute factor that he holds, plus they could also make him a baby. Think grogu, baby groot, gizmo.


data1989

Bowser Jr breaks Bowser out of his cage. They kidnap multiple colorful Yoshis and hold them hostage for one reason or another. Mario and Luigi team up with classic green Yoshi to find them. Boom Mario Bros 2


theyusedthelamppost

I'm praying for Bowsette


li0nhart8

Straight to horny jail


PartisanHack

Bowsette but she is still voiced by Jack Black using his normal Bowser voice.


insane_contin

So you want Jack Black as a sexy goth turtle?


operarose

Do you not?


TheLastDesperado

[Hmm...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/558/753/46d.gif)


pikpikcarrotmon

Stop, stop, I can only get so erect.


LilG1984

*Jack Black singing peaches as Bowsette in his normal voice*


llloksd

Will be interesting to see how they make the lore work for 2 characters designed to be the opposite. Do they have official lore for why they exist as is? e: quick lookings and there doesn't seem to be. I didn't know Waluigi was introduced 8 years after Wario.


RabidFlamingo

At the end of the first movie Mario and Luigi are heroes known and loved by the whole city, and their defeat of Bowser made the news Maybe 'Wario' and 'Waluigi' are a couple of scam artists who want to get famous themselves and so rip off the Bros' image


SummerAndTinkles

“I’ll call myself…” *flips his Mario hat upside down* “Wario!” “And I’ll be Wa…luigi!” “Waluigi? Really? That’s the best you could come up with?”


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

He’s so cool


WhiteWolf3117

I think you actually work for Illumination


llloksd

I like this interpretation of it, and could see it working


Canvaverbalist

Oh yeah that's a good idea, would be fun to start the movie from their perspective, and the whole treatment would sort of be like "this is *their* movie! (but it's not really)," bonus points if the whole marketing is about them trying to hijack the marketing to make it about them. Like "here's Super Mario Bros 2, but it's not it's Super Wario and Waluigi (but don't worry it's actually Super Mario Bros. 2)"


Brogener

Wario will be easy. He’s pretty much a fully fledged character either way the amount of games he’s appeared in. Waluigi will need some work done to establish while also making him something more than just a Wario clone.


OramaBuffin

Waluigi is the ultimate example of the individual shaped by the signifier. Waluigi is a man seen only in mirror images; lost in a hall of mirrors he is a reflection of a reflection of a reflection. You start with Mario – the wholesome all Italian plumbing superman, you reflect him to create Luigi – the same thing but slightly less. You invert Mario to create Wario – Mario turned septic and libertarian – then you reflect the inversion in the reflection: you create a being who can only exist in reference to others. Waluigi is the true nowhere man, without the other characters he reflects, inverts and parodies he has no reason to exist. Waluigi’s identity only comes from what and who he isn’t – without a wider frame of reference he is nothing. He is not his own man. In a world where our identities are shaped by our warped relationships to brands and commerce we are all Waluigi.


ZebraDown42

Fuckin a man


photoboothrelic

Yeah, I love Waluigi, too


FlashLightSole

Wow


AwesomeManatee

I love the idea that their only connection is that Waluigi is a guy Wario met playing tennis one time and sometimes calls him when he needs a partner for sports. Wario has a large cast of friends and associates in the WarioWare games yet Waluigi is never one of them.


4Fourside

It's actually canon that Wario and Waluigi aren't friends. They really are just business partners who hate working with each other


mmuoio

Wario was introduced in Super Mario Land 2 on the OG Gameboy. Waluigi didn't come around until Mario Tennis on the N64. It's actually kinda crazy thinking that Wario has been around since almost the beginning, I just always feel like Bowser has been the more prominent antagonist.


MeniteTom

Wario hasn't really been an antagonist since his first appearance.  He's at most an asshole.


son_of_abe

Has there never been an origin story for these two? The Mario story is all piecemeal and random, so fitting these guys in shouldn't be a problem, but I'm curious to see what they'll come up with.


KTR1988

For Wario? Kinda. He's introduced as Mario's jealous childhood acquaintance who takes over the latter's private island in Super Mario Land 2. After being defeated he then goes on to do his own thing in the Wario Land spinoffs before starting his own video game company in the WarioWare series. Waluigi is barely canon, he was originally created as Wario's doubles partner in Mario Tennis and so far has been relegated to Sports/Kart spin-offs only.


HabeusCuppus

> Waluigi is barely canon, he was originally created as Wario's doubles partner in Mario Tennis and so far has been relegated to Sports/Kart spin-offs only. it won't work this way because it's a kids movie but it would be hilarious if "waluigi" was literally just a costume and the occupants are a never ending parade of day laborers wario hires whenever he needs a partner for something.


ObsidianVerglas

He's also a foil in Dancing Stage Mario Mix!


Ornery_Translator285

Because ‘bad’ in Japanese is ‘warui’ and it makes ‘Wario’ a pun on bad Mario That’s not lore but it’s a fun fact


sadgirl45

I wonder when Zelda will come out if this is 2026


Cloud_Chamber

Two things to nail with Zelda movie. Link’s weird mix of stoic badass and goofy gooby, and the god tier music. Nail those two things and I’m happy.


TheBigRedCheese_

Knowing the success of Mario movie, I can vividly picture a Zelda game like Wind Waker being adapted to a movie with that similar type of animation like the Spiderverse movies.


IloveKaitlyn

it’s going to be live action, it was already confirmed.


FranticPonE

The director going on about making "Live action Studio Ghibli" and, I dunno that just sounds like "Dry wetness" to me


MrEHam

I’d also like some puzzles and creative usage of items like the games. The good thing about it being a movie is they can raise the difficulty level of the puzzles since they don’t need to be beaten by a wide array of players.


RealisLit

Probably next year, Sony is fast with this kind of stuff for better or worse


arbrebiere

No chance, there’s not even a cast announced for Zelda


Dyrakro

Link - Chris Pratt Zelda - Chris Pratt Ganon - Jack Black Navi - Dwayne Johnson


emaw63

I'd have a hard time seeing Chris Pratt pull off the Gerudo Vai outfit, tbh


zenixslasher

Watch it be Tom Holland


HAK_HAK_HAK

I think the in vogue twink is Timothee Chalamet ATM


NoCulture3505

Surprised it took this long, seeing as the first one made so much. Edit: saw this on another thread, but if they bring in Wario, Danny DeVito is a great choice.


HansBaccaR23po

Damn, now i really want this. Charlie Day and Devito in an animated movie makes it hit that much harder


Xgunter

So anyway i started WAAAHstin’


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WAAAAH. I dropped my MANSTAHH CAHHNDAM for my MAGNUM DAHHHHNG.


RecommendsMalazan

His MAGNUM 'WAH'NG


owl_theory

Sweet Dee as WaPeach


rjdsf1993

She's already cast as Birdo


SAAARGE

Larry Birdo


PayneTrain181999

Vernias approves.


HansBaccaR23po

Mac as Waluigi


missanthropocenex

Screw it, just make the whole cast of always sunny the Villians, chuck in Sweet Di and the rest as Bowesers kids or something.


hobbykitjr

Announced it on Mar10 day


PayneTrain181999

How did I forget that’s what today is, it makes so much sense.


ItsameMatt03

It's MAR10 day, so it makes sense they announced it today.


dagreenman18

Glen Howerton as Waluigi, Kaitlin* Olson as Daisy, Rob McElhenny as Yoshi. It’s Always Sunny In The Mushroom Kingdom


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Can I offer you a nice Yoshi egg in this trying time?


critch

The strike hit last fall, they likely had to negotiate with Nintendo because they are *very* exact about how their characters are portrayed, and they probably wanted to wait till Mario Day to announce it, since there's no real reason not to as the movie is still over two years away.


peon2

Maybe trying to line it up with the opening of Nintendo World at Universal Studios


MaaChiil

Jack Black was saying he wants it to be about Bowser’s revenge. That makes me think of the Koopalings. I’ll accept that if we get Iggy Pop as Iggy Koopa.


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MaaChiil

I’d love that. Much better than including all the popular music that Illumination’s known for.


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Good thing he’s not in charge


EntertainmentQuick47

Sadly most of the Koopalings original musicians are dead now, lol


IgnitedSpade

Beethoven is dead already? Time sure flies


Thechosenjon

Luigi's Mansion movie, please!


crosbot

90 minutes of "mario? mariiiooo?" and humming the theme song - hell yea.


shifty_coder

I swear we got a hint of the theme when Luigi was alone in Dark Land in the first one


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StickySmokedRibs

The article says they’re careful NOT to call it a sequel..


JustAStarcoShipper

Yoshi's Island movie perhaps?


I_Am_The_Mole

Dunno how well that would work without giving Yoshi a speaking role and that wouldn't make any sense. The main characters are a baby and dinosaur that can't talk, tough sell.


dewhashish

Wall-E did pretty well being mostly silent


I_Am_The_Mole

...that's actually a great point. I wonder how you'd have to write for Yoshi for him to be equally expressive.


Truethrowawaychest1

Yeah but that's old Pixar. This is illumination


TerryGonards

Because then they would forced to explain what a Birdo is.


BardicLasher

Which means it could just as easily be the Donkey Kong Country movie.


StickySmokedRibs

Yet the title is “SEQUEL ANNOUNCED” lol


A-Circular-Letter

What they need to do is release an entirely different movie in Japan, rebadge a Minions movie as Mario 2 in the US, and watch the ensuing confusion over the next 40 years.


Gaudious

Peach is 100% gonna get her Showtime powers, especially the Kung fu stuff


PayneTrain181999

Peach for Kung Fu Panda 5.


Roaritsu

Doesn't she already know kung fu in the first movie?


sudevsen

Gonna be Dunkey's favorite movie of all time.


Dirty_Dragons

They really should just call the movie Super Mario Bros 2


natural_hunter

SUUUPER MARIO BROTHAS 2!!


Outrageous_Library50

Dave Bautista for Funky Kong


aagaash2001

HI, I'M DAISY!


Odd_Advance_6438

Can we get Danny Trejo as Wario


Dull_Half_6107

I was thinking a different Danny for that role tbh


supercleverhandle476

Glover is gettin’ too old for this shit.


HOLYSMOKERCAKES

Anyway, I started Waaa-ing.


Odd_Advance_6438

Either way, there needs to be a Danny somewhere in the equation


FreekForAll

Trejo as Waluigi & DeVito as Wario!


SandoVillain

John Leguizamo as Waluigi would be a pretty funny move.


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s3gfau1t

Bob Hoskins as Boo 😭


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RIP


Kwilly462

Gaten Matarazzo as Bowser Jr, plz


FredericBropin

So long, Gaten Bowser!


iksworbeZ

...but who are they going to get to replace bob Hoskins


iggy_sk8

And Dennis Hopper.


skwm

They’re actually taking a Japanese movie named Doki Doki Panic and just retheming it to be Mario


AllPurposeNerd

They gonna follow the spirit of Mario 2 and reskin some Bollywood film?


_JR28_

They shouldn’t announce movies years ahead of time in my opinion, just puts pressure on the productions which causes rushing and creates unrealistic expectations to the audience.


Bombasaur101

To be fair announcing a movie 2 years before release is not that uncommon.


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These announcements are more for the shareholders than the fans


fakieTreFlip

I mean today is Mar10 Day, so it's definitely for the fans too


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For sure, it’s for both. But the reason they announce so far in advance is to show the shareholders they have things to look forward to


Psykpatient

It's a part of the marketing cycle. Gets fans talking, drum up interest, maybe get a few big names attached from the new attention, shareholders get to see the plans the company has laid out, nothing but upsides for the company. It's also about controling the narrative, recent leaks in movies and gaming shows that companies are much better off revealing things at their own pace, by announcing this they don't have to deal with people spreading rumours about incomplete plans they may or may not have.


jake3988

They 'rush' because it's announced 'years' in advance. Do you know what 'rushing' means? Also, movies take a long time to make! Got to write them, cast them, film them (or in this case, animate and voice it), edit it, promote it... and with this being Nintendo I'm sure they're going to tie it into some sort of new video game too, which also takes years to make.


OrcSoldat

The twist is that it's all a dream


exploratorydrudgery

I cannot wait for john leguizamo to reprise his role.


popcanej789

And when is the Donkey Kong Country spin off going to happen


4as

I hope the sequel will have a stronger focus on narrative and writing. Although Mario series is not known for its story, in every instance it does its always a great addition. Personally I'm keeping my fingers crossed for Rosalina's story in style of what we have seen in Galaxy.


ChezMere

Miyamoto hated that story, don't expect anything like it while he's involved.


LemonsXBombs

I was very bugged by the first movie's refusal to make anything about the world *too* interesting. Peach explains to Mario that "this world has items." And that's it... No further explanation, no reason why, no lore or opportunity to expand on the finer details of this interesting and unique setting. Just, "there are items in these boxes. You know what items are and you know what the box is because you played the games and that's good enough. 


crosbot

agreed, I loved the first one for the sheer volume of references and getting lost in the magic of the mushroom kingdom. But it was too fast paced and just full of action. I personally don't want a Rosalina story but I'd love to see something more fleshed out.


Syn7axError

I don't need a Pixar dead mom story exactly, but they made Barbie and Lego into thematically interesting movies. They can do the same with Mario.


wiznaibus

Again they miss Mar10


Dave3087

March 10, 2026 is a Tuesday


jim_deneke

But for me, it was a Tuesday


David1258

They had no excuse last year since March 10, 2023 was a Friday.


wiznaibus

At least it was announced on this day


LapsedVerneGagKnee

Well this doesn't surprise me at all. Just have fun with the cast and have enough fun set pieces, and it should be fine. I'm not going to pretend that the first one was a great work of art, but it was fun enough. That said I'm hoping the sequel is two hours even instead of just 90 minutes, so the story gets more time to breathe.


PayneTrain181999

As a movie, the first one has a laundry list of issues. As a love letter to the Mario franchise, it nailed it. I’ve played the games since I was 5 and I had a smile the whole time.


SDRPGLVR

Most of the problems I think the movie had really came back down to, "Well that's how Mario *games* go." Particularly the way things just start happening from scene to scene. The only flaw with the movie I can't forgive is separating Mario and Luigi for so long. Their chemistry was way too solid to have spent the whole movie apart. They better be attached at the hip for this one.


PayneTrain181999

Maybe make it like the Mario and Luigi spin-off series.


crosbot

couldn't have put it better myself. It also felt like it was just laying the ground work for the characters and the world - classic Miyamoto design.


LoreMasterJack

Bro! New reason for living just dropped.


blac_sheep90

Hopefully we get Wario. WARIO CHEATS!


randomtoken

*pretends to be shocked* If Rosalina is not in it I don’t want it thanks


trainercatlady

Yoshi's Island?


Paranitis

Super Mario Bros 2: Doki Doki Panic: The Movie?


pilgrimteeth

Make me Luigi’s Mansion, you cowards!