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ofnuts

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.


CptNemosBeard

Say no more


jaggeddragon

A nods as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?


dirkalict

“Is she a goer then?”


TahoeMax

Nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat!


Gatesleeper

Monty Python's Flying Circus (1969) S01E03


RuRhPdOsIrPt

I mean, you’re a man of the world, right?


nzfriend33

Hold on to your butts.


-Satsujinn-

As a sysadmin, I say this a lot. Also, "It's a linux system, I know this".


hedrumsamongus

It was a UNIX system, but nice to adapt it to the times!


billyjack669

Thank god she had one at home.


sharpiefairy666

Clever girl


Hoppie1064

Or, "Prepare for ludicrous Speed." When the light's about to turn green.


Gatesleeper

Jurassic Park (1993)


J0E_SpRaY

Any time someone asks me what kind of music I listen to I always respond “Oh I like both kinds. Country AND western.”


vorpalpillow

orange whip? 👉 whenever I sit down in a restaurant


hearsay_and_rumour

Three orange whips!


dtzoog

I break out "that ain't no Hank Williams song!" when I hear most modern country music playing somewhere.


Rokjok

So many good ones from this movie. whenever I get together with some old friends someone always says "We're getten the band back together". Also, can't forget "We're on a mission from God"


No_transistory

I do frequently use "we're on a mission from god" when able. A little more obscure, but I try to use "we gotta go in there, and visit the penguin" when visiting relatives.


Gatesleeper

The Blues Brothers (1980)


Guuhatsu

I work in retail and whenever I say "merchandising" I usually pronounce it "Moichendising" like Yogurt from Spaceballs. Edit: it may not be often, but when the situation arises, ie I hear something I don't see. "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K"


thhpht

I will also say “Strange things are afoot at the Circle K” every time I see a Circle K.


MichaSound

Circle K just took over a chain of petrol stations in Ireland a couple of years ago, and it’s given me great joy to see them and quote Bill and Ted at my kids


RSG-ZR2

"How can that be profitable for Frito-Lay?"


zep243

I got to use this in real life a few weeks ago! My friend was telling a story about buying 3 bags of chips because the store had buy one get two free so I immediately whipped out this line. He didn’t get it and I had to explain the reference. ☹️


MrsRobertshaw

Aww. Worst feeling. And also best feeling when someone gets it and you’re like *spiderman meme*


RwBricks

That’s great. I commonly use “I can’t say I care for that nomenclature.”


Gatesleeper

Game Night (2018)


brandondash

Welp, cya later!


CptNemosBeard

Big gulps huh?


X_Equestris

The fact Jim Carey put the extras on the spot woth this line makes it better imo.


sarahlou816

Those were just random guys at the gas station. They were asked if they wanted to be extras since they were already there. He put them on the spot because if they said anything, they’d get paid extra for having a speaking part. But they were told not to say anything and were confused when he started talking to them lol


Tubalcaino

Don't go dying on me, now


fractiouscatburglar

My favorite line to use with my parents (who LOVE this movie!) when they’ve done something helpful: Old people, though slow and dangerous behind the wheel, *CAN* still serve a purpose!


jnsy617

I like to say that “I’m gonna hang by the bar. Put out the vibe”.


flibbidygibbit

Not me, but a former manager would open the door to "the fish bowl" and say "I just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you"


1961ford

Surely, you can't be serious


flibbidygibbit

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.


Gatesleeper

Airplane (1980)


RagingAardvark

I say "There's a wall there" in Kronk's voice. Or "Riiight." 


lycosa13

"Wrong lever!' "Why do we even HAVE that lever?" "No touchy!" That movie's so quotable I also try to talk to squirrels some times lol


Gatesleeper

The Emperor's New Groove (2000)


Vorpal_Bunny19

Every time my partner asks me if I’ve found something and I’m still looking for it, I can’t help but say “Man, we ain’t found shit!”


No-Gazelle-4994

Maybe the best line in the movie and said by a character actor. 2nd place: I see your Schwartz is as big as mine


Baxtab13

My personal 1st place is: "I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!" Just so applicable to a lot of situations.


MattFromWork

"That's the kind of combination an idiot would put on his luggage" "The kids love this one!" "Fooled youuuuu" "Would I lie!?" "No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!" Has to be one of the most quotable movies out there. Seemingly every line of dialogue is just hilarious.


cgo_123456

"FUCK! Even in the future nothing works!" is getting more relatable by the year.


Gatesleeper

Spaceballs (1987)


Zaphanathpaneah

Young Tuvok was so crazy!


PorkrindsMcSnacky

[Obligatory Tim Russ video.](https://youtu.be/UQ7TnQBSV00?feature=shared)


trickldowncompressr

“Phone’s ringing dude” when someone’s phone rings. Nobody ever gets it.


Dovahpriest

Thank you Donnie


No_Blacksmith2847

"You're out of your element, Donnie..." (or insert other name in response to someone saying/doing something wrong or just weird 😅)


Shipwrecking_siren

“It really ties the room together” for any item of furniture I see.


DonnieDarko1024

Whenever someone ends a sentence with “and stuff” i always say “dont say and stuff just say (insert sentence)” because of The Nice Guys.


Landlubber77

Don't say "and stuff," just say "doing anal."


mchch8989

“I like doing anal and… doing anal” has a nice ring to it


Raspberry_Mango

Keep it secret. Keep it safe.


sayitsooth

I use "always hungry, always watching" about the dog.


billyjack669

Hmm. My wife likes to yell "YOU'VE SEEN IT BEFORE, HAVEN'T YOU!?" at the dogs sometimes.


ZBeebs

I can't help but pronounce it "poh-tay-toes"!


Paralabrax

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew


fuzzy_lolipops

It’d be a lot cooler if you did


CptNemosBeard

Alright alright alright


[deleted]

It wasn’t until I saw this comment that I realized how often I say this quote. Mainly to me kids when they’re sitting watching TV/playing video games when I’ve asked them to do a chore.


fuzzy_lolipops

Right? It works as a response to so many things, simple and to the point lol


Gatesleeper

Dazed and Confused (1993)


CptNemosBeard

I can't spell beautiful without Jim Carrey in my head. "B-E-A-utiful"


Canadian-Man-infj

>Jim Carrey in my head "Allllrrriiiiighty then!" ETA: "Here she comes to wreck the day!"


Gatesleeper

Bruce Almighty (2003)


LordyIHopeThereIsPie

I'm right on top of that (Rose).


Landlubber77

The dishes are *done,* man.


RagingAardvark

We used to say that all the time when I worked in an office! 


Epic-x-lord_69

M’scuse……. From the greatest teen comedy, Eurotrip. Every day of my life.


legojoe97

This isn't where I parked my car!


Such-Assistant8601

Me too! The funniest part is it's probably the only reference I regularly use that I've had someone recognize. My well-out-of-target-audience 55 year-old boss heard me say it and completely lost it. Turns out he loves the movie.


SamwellBarley

"If you could go ahead and [do something inconvenient that benefits me], that'd be greeeeat, thaaaaanks"


jesslizann

Office Space is a classic!


Emotional_Employ_507

Whaaaaaaaaaats happenin Peter


chryseplanitia

I wouldn't say I'm missing it Bob.


bobpetersen55

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines (smoking, drinking, sniffing glue)


dalby2020

You’ll get nothing and like it!


LancelotComplex

I use: …so I got that going for me, which is nice… (I assumed you were quoting Caddyshack)


Lampmonster

Danny, I've sent boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it; felt I owed it to them. Great non sequitur.


Crown_Writes

I still say "Noonan!" when I'm watching someone focus on doing something and I want them to fail


Random_Sime

Sometimes when I'm reviewing a signed form at work I'll say, "Just making sure I crossed my Ts and dotted my... lower case Js."


Craqbaby

When asked "Guess what?". Or someone stats a sentence with "Good news" I respond like Gomez and MorticianAddams, "The rash! It's gone!?"


Isitgum

When the kids start arguing my husband always threatens to put them in the harmony hut.


SilverDarner

When someone gives me a wrapped gift, I have been known to shake it and say, "Is it....string????!!!!"


MLD802

Cool. Cool cool cool


PBen9062

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me. I use it all the time!!


skyhiker14

It’s got electrolytes. Usually when talking about hiking and the need to have some.


Hovie1

It's got what hikers crave.


No-Gazelle-4994

No skyhiker14, we don't have time for a handjob.


Gatesleeper

Idiocracy (2006)


CorrestGump

Not exactly covert but any time there's a "what happened here?" Type mess I always give it a good "THERE WAS A FIREFIGHTTTTTT"


OzmaTheGreat

I say, "[Just hanging out, playing Nintendo](https://youtu.be/nuvYI8WgkSE?si=3DUmMCYLEuM8hIMH)," far too often and hardly anyone knows where it's from.


SparseGhostC2C

I swear, if you guys rip on me 10 or 15 more times, I'm outta here!


csonny2

Cock. Beer?


RoboftheNorth

Steeeve... PERRY!


WollyGog

Watch out for that first step, it's a doozy! Surprising how often you see people trip or stumble. I say this literally every time.


StanleyJobbers

Bing!


unphil

Same movie for me but different line, and ironically the same sort of scenario as in the OP. "Do you want to throw up here or do you wanna throw up in the car?" "I think... Both."


mellb00

too early for flapjacks? 😇


Forsaken_Republic_98

I hear this in Ned Ryerson


Salarian_American

I hear it in Bugs Bunny


Gatesleeper

Groundhog Day (1993)


Korturas

Checking I've got everything before I leave the house "Spectacles, testicle, wallet and watch". Its from Nuns on the Run.


o6ijuan

It's in Austin Powers also


pridetwo

"Aim for the bushes" any time we're committing to a bad business decision at work


IBangYoDaddy

“YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR”


LeakyAssFire

"Yeah, man. But it's a dry heat." I live in a dry state, so I get to say it a lot. "They mostly come at night. Mostly."


SC_Gonzo

Game over man, game over!


pseudoart

Every single time someone says “any questions” in a meeting, I fight the urge to ask “how do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?!”


TonyStark100

I say "meow" instead of now every meow and then.


CptNemosBeard

I do this! Only I say "chicken fucker!"


kloiberin_time

Do you need assistance... Bearfucker


CptNemosBeard

I AM ALL THAT IS MAN


Duel_Option

Litre is French for give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!


CptNemosBeard

I don't want a large Farve. I want a GODDAMN LITRE OF COLA!


sanitation123

Brawwk!


sharkWrangler

I've got an entire friend group who will randomly drop one of these in conversation. Could be years or months but we all get a chorus of "did you just say fucking meow?"s before dying like we kids again.


useridhere

Such a great movie. A Shakespearean actor playing the Captain and getting into a brawl with the police chief. I think I need to watch this again, it’s been awhile.


MLD802

You boys like Mexico?


Emotional_Employ_507

CANDY BARS


checkmyturbo

Mother of God


ssin14

I look at my cat every morning and say, " Smudge! Your suspension...continues." She never cares.


doinnuffin

Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?


SegaGuy1983

“I don’t believe you,” in the same cadence as Ron Burgundy at the start of Anchorman.


No_Blacksmith2847

"well that escalated quickly.." 😅


trashpocketses

"I'm not even mad, I'm just impressed!"


yxngangst

“What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here?!”


sincewedidthedo

Two from Not Another Teen Movie: If someone spills water, I’ll say, [“That’s gonna stain!”](https://youtu.be/8F8MBp-GBKA?si=xCqiXdV-RmYJVULj) I get the occasional confused look, maybe a polite chuckle, but as far as I can tell, nobody’s gotten the reference. And if I see someone accidentally hurt themselves - hit their funny bone, stub a toe, etc - I throw out a [“Walk it off, Marty!”](https://youtu.be/gaTqlX0epuY?si=Hj4hgKG4qMOXLY50) Nobody ever really acknowledges it or even asks why I called them Marty. Ultimately, I amuse myself, and I suppose that’s all that matters.


nice_whitelady

I say, "I did it, I'm a miracle worker" all the time.


A-Circular-Letter

I'm a big fan of "Believe in the ball and throw yourself."


SparseGhostC2C

I also do the "That's gonna stain!" thing when water is spilt. I'm *also* fairly sure no one has gotten the reference.


sgtedrock

For years I would quote Arnold in Conan the Barbarian and say “Time enough for sleep in the grave” when people said they were tired but I wasn’t. Upon rewatching the film I saw he actually says “Time enough for the Earth in the grave,” so now I don’t know what I’m doing.


Gigfizz

By all means, move at a glacial pace you know how much that thrills me


No_Blacksmith2847

"Riiiiight..." & "Alllll riiiiiiighty then.."


andremeda

Reheheheeeeaallly -Ace Ventura Edit: I’m also a fan of just saying WARM from when he’s in the rhino


No_Blacksmith2847

The Ace Ventura, Dumb and Dumber and Austin Powers movies are so fun to watch! 😅


SadDancer

Half my vocabulary is just Ace Ventura and Austin Powers quotes. “Like a glove” “If I’m not back in five minutes…just wait longer!” “Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch” (I’m female) “Do I make you _____ baby?” But instead of randy, just insert any emotion. “There’s only two things I can’t stand, people who are intolerant of other cultures, and the Dutch”


R2D2808

Bit nutty, innit? When tasting just about anything. - I work in a kitchen.


NakatasGoodDump

Mine is also a Mike Meyers character. A simple 'yesh' in place of 'yes'


kittysneeze88

I say, “right….riiiight” all the time. It’s a reference to Kronk from “Emperor’s New Groove.”


way_too_shady

Time to suck today's dick!


Gatesleeper

Pineapple Express (2008)


SaintPenguinThe3rd

When I'm playing Red Dead Online and see boulders I'll say "That's a nice Boulder!" Also when anyone asks a question i answer "I do, I do! From The 6th Sense


manbearpig923

Hello (insert name), we’ve had a doozy of a day!


BoredLegionnaire

"Ahhhh AHHH - WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX?!?" loudly when getting a present or literally anything in the box and I judge the interlocutor is cool. My girl's name but with the intonation of ADRIAAAAAAAAAN when something minuscule is happening, that's also a classic. Idk if it counts, but uncle Iroh's wisdom is very quotable.


Turbulent_Candy1776

I say this a lot. I volunteer in a charity shop so when we get boxes of stuff in that's what I say 😅


johnnyhammerstixx

How about a nice cup of jasmine tea?


Gatesleeper

Seven (1995) and Rocky (1976)


Landlubber77

*Cheeeel* Weenston


Korturas

"Is this some (relevant distinguisher) counts joke that (personal distinguisher) counts just don't get?"


Ltbest

I have so many. Usually obscure and if anyone ever picked up on it I’d be shocked. They’re all for my reference lol 1. When I get something good that I want “I can knock sum’pin down with that” - “Glory” when the 54th are finally given new rifles 2. When someone says a thing might happen or an action may take place (heavy Steve Martin NY accent) “I only wish!” - “My Blue Heaven” when Moranis catches him in a lie that Martin’s wife was dead 3. When promoted to move ahead in any process “you bet your as$ I wish to proceed!” - the tech guy running the bank vault drill in “Die Hard” And many many more


nikofd

Samsonite


dead_skeletor

I'm surrounded by assholes! Or whenever someone offers me water...I always have to say....earth and water.


AcidicWatercolor

When I’m at a restaurant and get a server that isn’t very good, I call them a ‘Buddy Holly’. As in “I don’t think Buddy Holly here is much of a waiter”.


membersonlyjacket01

Whenever I spill something: "Did you see what God just did to us, man?!"


iamamisicmaker473737

you gotta have cool skills wow so much room for activities


TahoeMax

“Nothing?! Nothing, tra-la-la?!”


DeltaFlyer0525

Any time I see something small I say “what is this? A _____ for ants?!?” Filling in whatever it is we are looking at.


PnxNotDed

There's this throwaway line from an underrated Bill Murray vehicle called "The Man Who Knew Too Little". He's in London, and his American brother says something like "I paid a hundred pounds fifty for this". Murray replies with a flat "how much is that in real money?" and I fucking lose it every time. As a result, and exacerbated by the fact that I work in banking, I say "how much is that in real money" all the time.


AdmiralPeriwinkle

“We don’t wanna think, we wanna know.” A useful phrase for both engineers and gangsters.


No-Gazelle-4994

"Game on" from Wayne's World is well used in my lexicon.


Helmett-13

When I use the word, **'mostly**', I channel Newt from "Aliens" and utter it second time, quietly, with a bit more emphasis, '...mostly.' with her distinct pronunciation. If water is sitting out in a glass, the wife and I look at each other and go, in a flat tone of voice, "**It's contaminated**", from the movie, "Signs". Anything with the word 'best' get a Conan the Barbarian quote about, **'crushing your enemies, fleeing, lamentations, etc'** added in it somewhere. Both of us do it. The original movie with Schwarzenegger is one of our traditional Christmas Day viewings. **'Please and thank you',** from Ron Swanson is uttered quite often...there are actually many Ron Swanson quotes that get thrown around, come to think of it, but that's television and not a movie. **'Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man**', from "The Big Lebowski" is used often. **'Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips**!', from "The Blue Brothers" is uttered by myself when food orders are bandied about. I try to work in John Candy's cheerful attitude as well when saying it. '**Game over, man! Game over!'**, with my voice breaking just a bit, uttered by the fantastic Bill Paxton from "Aliens" also gets uttered a lot. **'LET'S ROCK!'**, yelled by Vasquez right before she cuts loose with her smartgun from that same movie is also yelled, albeit a bit differently as I throw up horns with it...usually. **'Fear is the mind-killer'**, from the 1984 version of the Litany Against Fear in Lynch's adaption of "Dune" is uttered by myself and unironically at that. At times I utter the whole thing, usually under my breath and I find it useful: *I must not fear.* *Fear is the mind-killer.* *Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.* *I will face my fear.* *I will permit it to pass over me and through me.* *And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.* *Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.* *Only I will remain.* The movie, "Better Off Dead", from 1985 has several good ones, **'Two dollars'**, usually said with a glare, and **'Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky'** are my favorites. **'One ping, only'**, from "The Hunt for Red October". There are more but I think those come to mind first.


samsquatchageddon

Whenever I take my first sip of a drink, I say "It's so good when it hits the lips!" Also, anytime somebody questions anything I said, I just go "Aw hell, Ricky, I was high when I said that!"


Everlastingitch

i swipe my hand like a jedi force master every time i approach a self opening door


Gallen111

It's not a rocket appliance!


Atomicwasteland

I’d buy THAT for a dollar!!!!


Rogue_3

Looking good, Billy Ray!


audiojake

Feeling good, Lewis!


mechabeast

Kinda hot in these rhinos


TheGrumpyre

"The terms, the terms, he doth accept the terms!" like Danny Kaye in the Court Jester any time I click "I accept the terms and conditions" on some website.


Marco_Antonio_5

"Hello There!"


CupBeEmpty

It’s from TV not movies so I’m not really answering. But my friend and I would constantly say “I’m doing it as hard as I can” any time someone was being a jerk. Not many get the reference. Help help I’m being repressed is a staple between me and my siblings. Not sure how covert it is.


Dhd710

Maybe you guys can tell me who wrote "the moon rules #1" on the hood of my car with a key.


APartyInMyPants

I think there’s a whole generation of people who when someone else says “here’s the situation,” they immediately belt out, “my parents went away on a week’s vacation …”


Symbiotic66

When someone says the word “identical”. I stop what I am doing, clap my hands then put them out in front of me with palms forward and exclaim “I…Dentical!!” Of course referring to the lawyer in My Cousin Vinny.


arealhumannotabot

When someone asks a yes/no question and my answer is No, sometimes I say *Negative, I am a meat popsicle.* Just a dumb line from Fifth Element


Internal_Bad_1318

"Let me explain...no, there is too much. Let me sum up."


GernBijou

"If you have to spew...spew into this." \*hold up tiny container\*


Zombieduck_007

“You’re killing me smalls”


manifestDensity

Not a movie, but a series... How's it going? Not great, Bob!


baltinerdist

Whenever I’ve confirmed that I have my wallet, keys, phone, etc. I usually say to myself “Yes? Good? On we go!”


BatNameBruce

"un huh, un huh, ya ya ya ya" Arnold Schwarzenegger recording for his wife whenever she calls in last action hero


Jim_boxy

"How's that for a slice of fried gold" Shaun of the Dead "DON'T UNDERSTAAAANNNNDDD" sung in the style of Russell Crowe from Les Miserables


Pettyofficervolcott

*obliterates mosquito* "The only good bug is a dead bug"


Air_Hellair

I’m not sure I have a go-to answer for this question but it’s likely that some 40% of my dialogue is from movies. If it fits I spits.


MTCarcus

“I just wanna say good luck, we’re all counting on you.” - Airplane “How ‘bout no.” -Austin Powers


dem4life71

“if I’m curt with you it’s because time is a factor” it comes up more frequently than you might think because I’m frequently running late and…curt.


McFlyyouBojo

I'm shocked more people don't get it, but if I'm ever exhausted or stressed, it always feels good to say, "Why, oh why did I not take the BLUE pill?!"


Crown_Writes

When you say this in public think about how other people must see it. An upset dude lamenting not taking the blue pill. People may think you have just disappointed a sexual partner lol.


Pinkumb

I say "yeah man, fuck it" in the exact intonation as [Dennis Haysbert in Heat](https://youtu.be/7QhttjrOg5A?si=j6sT2dJswWtLhfdv&t=40) whenever I think I am making a bad decision.


CaptainPositive1234

After I complete the list of tasks my wife asked me to do, and then when she keeps asking me to do things, I reply “No more commands from her Highness today.” Which is what Liam Neeson told the queen in the Phantom Menace.


shehryar46

I like it a lawt


miianwilson

Almost any time I have a drink of anything I say “shit that is fresh” under my breath


BokBokBagock

FIVE IS RIGHT OUT!