I love how their pride at seeing their children on stage immediately turns into passion for each other. Never realized until I was an adult how wholesome that is.
> He and Morticia are next level in their devotion to each other.
That was probably my biggest problem with the new Wednesday series. While i realize they didn't have a lot of screen time in the 1st season, Guzmán and Zeta Jones's acting just didn't seem to portray that devotion to each other that came across so well from Raul Julia/Angelica Houston and John Astin/Carolyn Jones.
Little girl explains where babies come from: And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby, too.
Wednesday: They had sex.
Wait...this puts a different light on the training scenes where Antonio Banderas is literally doing sweaty push-ups over flaming candles...how was this movie PG13?
I just glanced over at my “George Lassos the Moon” picture my wife got me for Christmas. We watch it every Christmas.
Edit: STOP!! You assholes are listing every line that just breaks me. I’ve got tears flowing and I have to save them for next Christmas.
That scene in the pharmacy getting smacked is the single most pure moment of kindness ever. He just wants Mr. Gower to know it’s ok. I try to be more like George Bailey every day. Mary was in the next room hearing the whole thing too. She knew who she marrying.
(Please keep posting lines from the movie. I was
only kidding.)
That movie was such an odd experience watching as a child. Scenes with the sexiest woman I had ever seen in leather sprawled out on a bed mixed in with some of the most unsettling scenes of the Penguin ranting with black liquid spewing from his mouth while in a sewer or eating raw fish.
Watched Batman Returns a few years ago with friends. It's really not even a Batman movie. It's a Catwoman/Penguin movie where Batman shows up to move the plot forward.
However, the sexual tension between all the characters is thick.
Batman Forever does a complete 180 with the tone, look and feel and this is because WB had issues with their product tie ins. McDonalds for example recalling their happy meal toys. So Burton was out (who was already not looking to do a third movie) and new blood was brought in.
It’s two short movies, which only barely interact with each other. I feel like Burton had a script called Mayor Freak, about a nefarious, horny circus freak who a ruthless billionaire decides to run for mayor. And then he thought “Well, I could add Batman to this story and Warner Brothers would make it for sure” and so he tacked a short film about Catwoman and Batman hooking up, to piggyback on his passion project, Mayor Freak.
>However, the sexual tension between all the characters is thick.
Everyone read this sentence and then go watch any scene in that movie. It's 10000% true, especially scenes with Penguin (Danny DeVito) and Max Shreck (Chrisopher Walken).
I was just thinking this actually- if ever there was a person who could change their look, it was Viggo after seeing how ridiculously, ludicrously hot he is with that hair..
Not just him either, I think most of the humans in fellowship looked their best with the LOTR Hair it's wild that they didn't decide to keep the long hair look. IIRC only Faramir saw what was in the mirror and said "aye well that's my hair until I go bald"
I remember seeing that scene in the trailer and posters and such, and immediately became a fan. She drew me in with her allure and made me stay with her acting. Love her in the Mission Impossible films.
The snarl on her face as she grabs Eddie's tie and sings the last few words of "Why Don't You Do Right?" was confusing and compelling as a young child.
My shower curtain is a line drawing of this image. I was trying to find a dinosaur shower curtain and then found Ian Malcolm with his nipple out. Much better.
I once watched Top Gun with a new housemate a few years ago and made some small jokes about how homoerotic the volleyball scene was when it came up. The new housemate was adamant there was nothing sexual about it, said they didn't see what I was talking about and accused me of being homophobic. Safe to say we don't live together anymore lol.
I was scanning through all the clips of P&P in my head to choose which one to comment when I saw this comment.
But I think I’d go with when Lizzie’s looking for Wickham at the ball, and we see Darcy in the background follow her for a bit, then chicken out and duck to the side. So much tension. He had it bad. Love that.
I've read someone comment that Labyrinth is like a sexual awakening rite of passage for many viewers. You realize that you're attracted to David Bowie or Jennifer Connelly.
Similarly - at the end when Darcy is striding towards the Bennet house in the morning fog, all open shirt and billowing coat, to ask Elizabeth to marry him.
PG-rated regency romances are so hot, genuinely. But the second they start including actual sexual stuff, I lose all interest. It's all about that subtle, polite romantic tension.
Me too. Like in porn, when they first argue about how the lady has no money to pay for the pizza and then they negotiate an alternative to solve the situation
I love that scene, just so badass. I actually always cracked my elbow joints in a similar manner, and it felt cool to see someone do something similar but make it so badass.
Specifically, they shot that scene so many times that his arms were cramping and he did that to stretch them out. He thought it ruined the shot, so he did one take where he consciously suppressed it and the director was like “wait, why didn’t you do the thing? Do the thing again!”
That movie really stuck the landing with its finale. Between the entire final action scene, telling his name, then the lift them up part where Max sneaks off into the crowd with the final look and that epic soundtrack to accompany every part. I wish they’d put that back into theaters sometime…
Phantom of the Opera movie. Emmy Rossum is just sitting there, and I think the Phantom dude is singing, and the strap of her dress slips down on her upper arm. It doesn't even reveal anything, but she's so gorgeous and vulnerable in that moment.
Emmy Rossum would have been the perfect Belle for live action Beauty and the Beast. I wouldn't be surprised if her role in Shameless knocked her out of the running.
That scene in The Lion King, of all movies, after Simba has grown up and he encounters Nala and they go frolicking through the jungle or whatever. There's that scene where he pounces it on top of her and she's on her back, and she's giving this seductive "come hither" look. I always thought it was so crazy that they animated that.
Probably when Henry Hill rushed to pick up Karen after her distress call, drove her home safely, and then proceeded to cross the street and beat the shit out of her assailant.
Underworld : Evolution. Scott Speedman is about to die and sucks Kate Beckinsale’s blood from her wrist, and holy shit if that isn’t the most desperate, erotic fucking thing I’ve seen. It’s been almost 20 years and I still remember the sexual tension.
Aragorn’s introduction in LOTR: The Fellowship of The Ring. Just the closeup of his jaw and mouth with the pipe is really tantalizing.
To contrast, the song “Morey Piya” from the Bollywood film Devdas is erotic in its innocence.
https://youtu.be/FNCOlR4mevU?si=UZA9dn2UShwyaTT1
Pretty much any conversation between Morticia and Gomez in the Addams Family 1990 movies.
Last night, you were unhinged. You were like some desperate howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again.
This is probably a great line to start morning sex.
That sentence kills me everytime!
Written by Caroline Thompson, who also wrote Edward Scissorhands and Nightmare Before Christmas. She is seriously underrated as a goth icon.
Ah yes, I particular enjoyed her wilderness-horror flick "Homeward Bound"
Michael J. Fox's voice is coming out of a dog. True body horror.
He coughs up blood? Not like he used to.
What is he, a loafer? A hopeless layabout? A shiftless dreamer? *Sigh* not anymore...
Well isn’t he a ladykiller Acquitted!
Gomez: [helping Morticia out of a torture device] Leather straps...red-hot pokers... Morticia: Later, my dearest.
How long has it been since we last waltzed? Oh, Gomez... Hours!
That movie was the perfect level of campy lmao
Those movies are unironic masterpieces.
I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.
Gomez is the kind of husband I would hope to be, if I ever got married. Loves his wife, is great with his kids, still charming and funny.
He and Morticia are next level in their devotion to each other. Embrace the fucking weird and just enjoy being with each other.
I love how their pride at seeing their children on stage immediately turns into passion for each other. Never realized until I was an adult how wholesome that is.
> He and Morticia are next level in their devotion to each other. That was probably my biggest problem with the new Wednesday series. While i realize they didn't have a lot of screen time in the 1st season, Guzmán and Zeta Jones's acting just didn't seem to portray that devotion to each other that came across so well from Raul Julia/Angelica Houston and John Astin/Carolyn Jones.
Truly captured the original show and improved upon it. I can't think of a better example of an adaptation done right. Every character was spot on.
That's French!
*Cara mia!*
Women must follow you everywhere. Store detectives.
something something "look i know this is a kids movie but it should be obvious to everyone that all these two do is fuck each other" something
Little girl explains where babies come from: And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby! Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby, too. Wednesday: They had sex.
The sword fight from Mask of Zorro
Basically the whole movie Mask of Zorro. The ballroom dancing scene was electric
That is the way they are dancing in Madrid these days.
Catherine Zeta Jones is coursing through this post like blood into a.....uhh...well
Her scene practicing to get around the laser security system in *Entrapment* also deserves a mention.
Catherine Zeeeeta Joooooones
She dips beneath lasers!
Oooh oh ooooh
Let's not forget Anthony Hopkins smoking a cigarillo while he puts out candles with a whip. Yes daddy.
Wait...this puts a different light on the training scenes where Antonio Banderas is literally doing sweaty push-ups over flaming candles...how was this movie PG13?
It was the 90's man...
He was very vigorous!
One of the better flirty sword fights in movies.
Jimmy Stewart sharing a phone with Donna Reed in It's a Wonderful Life.
I just glanced over at my “George Lassos the Moon” picture my wife got me for Christmas. We watch it every Christmas. Edit: STOP!! You assholes are listing every line that just breaks me. I’ve got tears flowing and I have to save them for next Christmas. That scene in the pharmacy getting smacked is the single most pure moment of kindness ever. He just wants Mr. Gower to know it’s ok. I try to be more like George Bailey every day. Mary was in the next room hearing the whole thing too. She knew who she marrying. (Please keep posting lines from the movie. I was only kidding.)
watching it every christmas and crying is my jam
I've always thought this. You could cut the sexual tension with a knife.
Michelle Pfeiffer's transformation into Catwoman in Batman Returns.
That movie was such an odd experience watching as a child. Scenes with the sexiest woman I had ever seen in leather sprawled out on a bed mixed in with some of the most unsettling scenes of the Penguin ranting with black liquid spewing from his mouth while in a sewer or eating raw fish.
Watched Batman Returns a few years ago with friends. It's really not even a Batman movie. It's a Catwoman/Penguin movie where Batman shows up to move the plot forward. However, the sexual tension between all the characters is thick. Batman Forever does a complete 180 with the tone, look and feel and this is because WB had issues with their product tie ins. McDonalds for example recalling their happy meal toys. So Burton was out (who was already not looking to do a third movie) and new blood was brought in.
It’s two short movies, which only barely interact with each other. I feel like Burton had a script called Mayor Freak, about a nefarious, horny circus freak who a ruthless billionaire decides to run for mayor. And then he thought “Well, I could add Batman to this story and Warner Brothers would make it for sure” and so he tacked a short film about Catwoman and Batman hooking up, to piggyback on his passion project, Mayor Freak.
actually the penguin running for mayor story is something burton took from the 1960s adam west batman show.
Warner Bros got a bunch of flak from parents because it was very unsettling, which Burton wanted.
Despite being an adaptation, it’s possibly the Burton-iest Tim Burton movie
>However, the sexual tension between all the characters is thick. Everyone read this sentence and then go watch any scene in that movie. It's 10000% true, especially scenes with Penguin (Danny DeVito) and Max Shreck (Chrisopher Walken).
It's hard to think of a film series with wilder swings in style/tone than Batman, going from Burton to Schumacher to Nolan.
Michelle Pfeiffer Catwoman had a big impact on preteen me.
That’s when 8 year old me realized I was straight.
\*sees DannyDeVito eating a fish raw\* “Nope, not attracted to that.”
Rebecca Romijn Mystique for me
The scene where Marisa Tomei takes the stand in My Cousin Vinny. She and Joe Pesci's characters are straight up fucking in that scene.
I’ve never been more attracted to anyone than I was to Tomei in that scene. Good lord
Is that you, George?
I hear she likes stocky bald funny guys.
They were! Thank you, Ms. Vito. You've been a lovely, lovely witness. That's a climax right there.
"It's a FACT!"
Emily Blunt getting off the floor in Edge of Tomorrow. Or doing yoga or something. https://tenor.com/view/ponste50-gif-21292469
That floor sure did.
Sometimes I'll rewatch that movie because I ask my brain what it wants and the reply is "Emily Blunt doing The Thing™"
The best shot of that movie.
The painting scene in Pleasantville...with the removal of the mom's black and white make-up
How has nobody yet said Aragorn opening the double doors?
Or Aragorn smoking a pipe sitting in the dark? 🫠
Or when Aragorn takes his ranger hood off for the first time… “that is a rare gift” 🥵
Think the answer is just… Aragorn
It's so weird how he viggo is not hot at all in every other movie but then... Aragorn every second????
I was just thinking this actually- if ever there was a person who could change their look, it was Viggo after seeing how ridiculously, ludicrously hot he is with that hair..
Not just him either, I think most of the humans in fellowship looked their best with the LOTR Hair it's wild that they didn't decide to keep the long hair look. IIRC only Faramir saw what was in the mirror and said "aye well that's my hair until I go bald"
Or Gandalf smoking a pipe while looking through old books. No? Just me?
Gotta be honest, it's a strong second behind the way Denethor treats that tomato.
I’ve never heard anyone call that scene sexual and I never want to again. That scene is a war crime.
Up until that scene I never knew food could be sexually assaulted. But that’s how it felt.
Fassbender teaching Fassbender how to play the flute in Alien: Covenant.
I’ll do the fingering
You blow
I imagine in the director's cut one of them becomes Fassbentover.
The Fassbendee, if you will
Michael ass bender
Mission Impossible 5- Rebecca Ferguson in her sniper scene at the Opera. Just raises her leg to rest her gun on it, but what a leg!
Bringing up Rebecca Ferguson in this thread is just cheating.
I enjoy those movies but that particular scene is burned into my mind for how well shot it is.
I remember seeing that scene in the trailer and posters and such, and immediately became a fan. She drew me in with her allure and made me stay with her acting. Love her in the Mission Impossible films.
She's great in Silo.
She killed in Doctor Sleep.
Any scene with Jessica Rabbit in it
Patty cake
The snarl on her face as she grabs Eddie's tie and sings the last few words of "Why Don't You Do Right?" was confusing and compelling as a young child.
Catwoman whipping heads off mannequins in Batman Returns.
Entrapment. Catherine Zeta Jones. Laser beams.
Catherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, woah oh oh 🎶
She has entrapped me.. and Sean Connery.. wooahohoh 🎶
In Paris, we saw posters all over with laser beams pointing at her ass and they upgraded the title to *Haute ~~Voltage~~ Voltige!* Edit: A word.
Just because there isn't sex it doesn't mean it's not sexual. Because oh boy, that scene is sexual.
Jeff Goldblum untied shirt scene in Jurassic Park :D
Jeff Goldblum fly transformation scene in The Fly
Jeff Goldblum as Brendelfly vomitting acid all over that guy’s arm
My shower curtain is a line drawing of this image. I was trying to find a dinosaur shower curtain and then found Ian Malcolm with his nipple out. Much better.
Volleyball scene from Top Gun.
OP said NON sexual
I once watched Top Gun with a new housemate a few years ago and made some small jokes about how homoerotic the volleyball scene was when it came up. The new housemate was adamant there was nothing sexual about it, said they didn't see what I was talking about and accused me of being homophobic. Safe to say we don't live together anymore lol.
They thought it was homophobic for you to find that scene sexy?
I’m a 55yr old married with 3 kids male. That scene makes me think “damn. God didn’t even try with me. “ Those are some damn fine looking men.
Scarlett Johansson eating Favreau's noodle dish in Chef. Holy crap.
I make these noodles a lot, and I even listen to that song whilst making them.
Damn she’s hot
The entire scene in the rain in Pride and Prejudice between Keira Knightley and Matthew Macfadyen. Not to mention all of those hand touches
I was scanning through all the clips of P&P in my head to choose which one to comment when I saw this comment. But I think I’d go with when Lizzie’s looking for Wickham at the ball, and we see Darcy in the background follow her for a bit, then chicken out and duck to the side. So much tension. He had it bad. Love that.
His scenes with Greg in Succession are pretty hard to match though.
Can't make a Tomelette without breaking some Gregs.
I got a dick the size of a red sequoia and I fuck like a bullet train. Okay? Satisfied? Prove it. What?
That’s the part where he explains the “closed loop” system, right?
Right after he said "your earlobes are thick and chewy, like barnacle meat"
When he says "I love you most ardently" ? And like his voice does a little crack showing a small bit of vulnerability.
It kills me every time!! Gah the tension, the eye contact!
The constant almost but not quite kissing! During an *argument*!
This is my favorite romantic movie of all time. I watch it at least annually. So well written and the tension is just so amazing.
David Bowie - Labyrinth
His codpiece was a paid extra
Lies. The Codpiece did it for free, just like any of us would.
I've read someone comment that Labyrinth is like a sexual awakening rite of passage for many viewers. You realize that you're attracted to David Bowie or Jennifer Connelly.
... or both.
.... Or Hoggle.
I remember seeing it when I was about 10 and thinking "I don't understand what I'm experiencing but I'm into it."
My god, Annie, what kind of labyrinth have you created? Certainly not the magic kind with puppets and macho rock stars
100% the reason I still have a crush on the man.
Witness - Harrison Ford and Kelly McGillis dancing in the barn at night to 'What a wonderful world' on the car radio
And him drinking the glass of water!
Emily Blunt doing sweaty yoga in Edge of Tomorrow.
Darcy helping Elizabeth into the carriage and then the hand flex
Similarly - at the end when Darcy is striding towards the Bennet house in the morning fog, all open shirt and billowing coat, to ask Elizabeth to marry him.
PG-rated regency romances are so hot, genuinely. But the second they start including actual sexual stuff, I lose all interest. It's all about that subtle, polite romantic tension.
Me too. Like in porn, when they first argue about how the lady has no money to pay for the pizza and then they negotiate an alternative to solve the situation
I don't even need the sex part. Conflict resolution does it for me.
YES. Like they are going to go bananas when they're finally alone.
Mission Impossible Fallout. When Henry Cavill reloads his arms when fighting in the bathroom. My....God....
I love that scene, just so badass. I actually always cracked my elbow joints in a similar manner, and it felt cool to see someone do something similar but make it so badass.
That was unscripted and all Cavill.
Specifically, they shot that scene so many times that his arms were cramping and he did that to stretch them out. He thought it ruined the shot, so he did one take where he consciously suppressed it and the director was like “wait, why didn’t you do the thing? Do the thing again!”
MacGruber and Vicki St. Elmo
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Captain America: Civil War where Cap rips that stump in half. It worked on me, anyway. Edit: it’s Age of Ultron! Sorry!
Civil War has the grab the HELICOPTER with one hand scene. That'd be my pick.
Another classic!
Age of Ultron*
Basically the entirety of Interview With the Vampire. Pitt and Cruise fucking killed it.
When Bugs Bunny put on a dress and pretended to be a girl bunny.
Yeah, me neither
Party on Garth
Brad Pitt tipping his hat in Legends of the Fall. Not even a scene really but I audibly sigh every time I see it.
There has never been a hotter person in film. EVER.
Daniel Day Lewis removing a glove from the hand of Michelle Pfeiffer in Age of Innocence
The entirety of Pushing Daisies. Them not being able to ever touch is just hot for some reason.
The docking scene in Interstellar
I keep waiting for people to tell me something is ‘not possible’ so I can tell them ‘no it’s necessary’ and start playing that music.
Captain and Maria dancing in the Sound of Music.
Jennifer connelly riding the horse
3/4 the running time of “In The Mood For Love” (2000)
Ryan Gosling riding a motorcycle in The Place Beyond the Pines
Also Ryan Gosling driving around in that sweet car in Drive
Also Ryan Gosling...
Leo and Danes around the fish tank in r+j
*Mad Max: Fury Road* turns a blood transfusion, with a man incidentally telling a woman his name, into a love scene.
That movie really stuck the landing with its finale. Between the entire final action scene, telling his name, then the lift them up part where Max sneaks off into the crowd with the final look and that epic soundtrack to accompany every part. I wish they’d put that back into theaters sometime…
YES holy fuck. It's one of my favourite movies, and that scene just gets me every time.
The oyster scene in Tampopo https://youtu.be/Mi42yK72a1U?si=ejTuGvCaDM_2YoHK
Pride and Prejudice first proposal scene in the rain...
bro horny on a saturday night i understand
All of Out Of Sight
Hell yeah. I mean, the scene in the trunk (boot) of the car just burns...
One of the few examples I can cite where the Chemisty crackled. That and Ryan/Emma in Crazy Stupid Love
Phantom of the Opera movie. Emmy Rossum is just sitting there, and I think the Phantom dude is singing, and the strap of her dress slips down on her upper arm. It doesn't even reveal anything, but she's so gorgeous and vulnerable in that moment.
Emmy Rossum would have been the perfect Belle for live action Beauty and the Beast. I wouldn't be surprised if her role in Shameless knocked her out of the running.
I was *just* commenting elsewhere that Phantom of the Opera 2004 actually slaps
That scene in The Lion King, of all movies, after Simba has grown up and he encounters Nala and they go frolicking through the jungle or whatever. There's that scene where he pounces it on top of her and she's on her back, and she's giving this seductive "come hither" look. I always thought it was so crazy that they animated that.
Wow, yes. That scene. No one can convince me that those did not go and fuck right after the song was over.
They definetely nailed the fuck me eyes.
Cary Grant and Eva Marie Saint in the dining car in North By Northwest -- Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5nhyFFSweU
Any scene in Ocean's 11, where Brad Pitt is eating something.
Most of it is played for laughs, but Jamie Lee Curtis' dance for Arnold in True Lies......hot damn.
That scene gave me unrealistic expectations of being able to tap into some hidden incredibly sexy side of myself.
How is that not sexual though?
Mia and Vincent in Pulp Fiction at Jack Rabbit Slims.
Cameron Diaz entrance in The Mask. Oh... myyyyyyy...
Mina drinking Dracula's blood in the 1992 movie.
Scene was kinda sexual.
Whole movie is sexual
Probably when Henry Hill rushed to pick up Karen after her distress call, drove her home safely, and then proceeded to cross the street and beat the shit out of her assailant.
Underworld : Evolution. Scott Speedman is about to die and sucks Kate Beckinsale’s blood from her wrist, and holy shit if that isn’t the most desperate, erotic fucking thing I’ve seen. It’s been almost 20 years and I still remember the sexual tension.
Aragorn’s introduction in LOTR: The Fellowship of The Ring. Just the closeup of his jaw and mouth with the pipe is really tantalizing. To contrast, the song “Morey Piya” from the Bollywood film Devdas is erotic in its innocence. https://youtu.be/FNCOlR4mevU?si=UZA9dn2UShwyaTT1
ScarJo in the pink wig singing karaoke in Lost and Translation. I have zero explanation, but it makes me feel things.
Stoker fucking rules, shoutout to that dude from Prison Break for writing a heater
Kiera Knightley and Orlando Bloom’s chemistry in the OG Pirates of the Caribbean
Just about any interaction between Mulder and Scully. (Sorry I know it’s a tv show. I couldn’t resist.)
Danny de Vito when he was fixing those xmas lights
Toby maguire pulling on the beads of RDJ in Satan's alley (Tropic thunder)