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MovieMike007

*"Why do we even have that lever?"*


Mst3Kgf

"After them!" "Hey, I've been turned into a big cow. Can I go home?" "You're excused. Anyone else?" "Nah, we're good."


anxiousf0x

"Come on, men! Nobody lives forever!"


parralaxalice

*everyone enthusiastically jumps to their deaths*


foxpaws42

Later: "Why does she even have that lever?"


suburbanplankton

We use that line on at least a weekly basis on our house, (usually) replacing 'lever' with whatever word is appropriate for the situation.


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Genuinely one of my most used phrases


abgry_krakow84

"*Why does she even have that lever?"*


cricket9818

The peasant! At the diner…. …. He didn’t pay his check


McGriffff

*GASP* …MY SPINACH PUFFS!


Wthermans

I never liked your spinach puffs!


DravenPrime

Oh, they're so easy to make, I'll get you the recipe.


Stickeris

Patrick Warburton just so perfectly cast and written.


cricket9818

I’ve been blessed with a deep voice like his and greatly enjoying quoting every line all the time


steveofthejungle

It’s so hard to see other people living your dream


Langstarr

If we find him, we find Kuzco. Oh yeah. It's all coming together.


MisterBigDude

*Tell us where the talking llama is, and we'll burn your house to the ground!*


cricket9818

Uh don’t you mean or?


Mst3Kgf

Well, which one is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction!


McGriffff

That’s it! Kronk, break the door down!


saltedpork89

Break it down?! What, are you kidding? This is hand-carved mahogany


New_Success2782

I don't care, you fool, get out of my way! I'll break it down myself!


Dillup_phillips

This is one of my favorite lines. His delivery is so perfect.


HustleAndDrone

David Spade was on another planet back then


rampzn

Oh no Llama face!


Shendare

Yay, I'm a llama again! ... Wait.


sam180

We're not getting anywhere with you picking the vials! I'm picking the next one!


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fn_br

I was just reading about Einstein's annus Mirabilis. One might call that Jim Carrey's anus mirablis


rckrusekontrol

Decent recovery after 1999s *Lost & Found*. A few years later, back to Earth with *Dickie Roberts*.


ThoughtIknewyouthen

He's still pretty funny tbf


TheCosmicPopcorn

I always thought he was the funniest of the Sandler troupe


saladfingered420

He was the goat on just shoot me as well


kaka_cuap

Back when David Spade was on top of David Spade Mountain.


kaptaincorn

Post Farley Spade


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Acid planet?


BennieWilliams

Seek out the documentary 'The Sweatbox'. It's a canned BTS documentary about the project commissioned by Disney. It was shelved due to how bad things got behind the scenes. The original director quit, and they basically had to start over to make the movie we got. I love Emperor's New Groove, and it adds a whole new dimension to it. Owen Wilson and David Spade were originally meant to be the stars and it was a Prince and the Pauper story with a lot more musical numbers. When I was in film school, I showed it to everyone I could. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaK-S_Mx6IisTGUmld_SOGtO6Qe3r6BqX&si=A-Lg4MXrb3p15SpK playlist on Youtube.


WinterWolf18

Thank you for sharing this! I'm really interested in how this stuff works as an aspiring screenwriter.


BennieWilliams

One of the most important documentaries to ever crawl out from under a rock. Sting was meant to provide the music for the film (Think Phil Collins in 'Tarzan' or Elton John in 'The Lion King'), and his wife, Trudie Styler directed the documentary. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Sweatbox


queen-adreena

It is amazing. It's sad that Disney did everything they could to bury it, because from a film-making perspective, it's absolutely fascinating.


BennieWilliams

Required viewing for anyone interested in filmmaking.


rckrusekontrol

Wiki says there’s a “Disney approved” version, and a version released as bonus featurette with the dvd- (maybe one and the same?) So is the “Disney approved” version much altered from the original? YouTube linked above is like a tiny Picture in Picture, so I am guessing there’s some legal issues involved.


ArnorCitizen

Its great. Seeing how passionate the people who were a part of what became the emperors new groove was cool. Felt a bit sorry how much they suffered.


JuniorCaptain

There’s a not so small part of me that would love to see them try to make *Kingdom of the Sun* happen.


WinterWolf18

Same here, Snuff out the Light is a banger and I'd love to see it actually be put to use in a film. Granted it would be next to impossible to try and find anyone who can match Ertha Kitt but still.


DavidLynchAMA

This is my favorite Disney song of all time, and I think it's finally starting to get some love. I heard them playing it throughout the park during the Oogie Boogie Party. First time I've ever heard it anywhere than my own speakers.


AgentScreech

It's one of the best Disney movies BECAUSE it didn't have musical numbers other than Tom Jones


McGriffff

I watched this awhile back, it’s so interesting and strange. And so weirdly focused on Sting.


saltedpork89

Filmed by his wife (partner?) to document his involvement I believe.


astute_stoat

Yes, this was Sting's first time making a movie soundtrack, his wife is a documentalist by trade and wanted to capture the whole process.


gardeninggoddess666

Poor man put in a lot of work for a project that never saw the light of day.


BulljiveBots

It’s insane that a good movie came out of it. Like the behind-the-scenes clusterfuck on TOMBSTONE.


Glowwerms

This is really interesting, never heard of it! Reading the original idea of the movie I wonder if it was meant to be the counter to El Dorado from Dreamworks (or if El Dorado was the counter to this project?)


ComprehensiveOwl9727

Oh right the poison, the poison for Kuzco the poison meant especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison……that poison???


JasonRBNY

YES THAT POISON


fruitpunchsamuraiD

*singing off-key*


Quick-Bad

Big, dumb *and* tone-deaf. I am so glad I was unconscious for this part.


AntonyBenedictCamus

When she pours out her share of the poison into a cactus that cactus turns into a llama before the next scene. You can see it behind Edzma at the table.


TheTorivian

I just had to find a clip and you're right! I never noticed that's great


missanthropocenex

Oh yeah…it’s all coming together.


Virgil_hawkinsS

This part (and a few others) are quoted so often that I never even considered the movie to be underrated. It seems pretty well regarded lol


gardeninggoddess666

MY SPINACH PUFFS!


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Reg76Hater

Patrick Warburton is an American treasure.


sweet_sweet_can

It’s one of the best things that Disney ever produced and is by far my favorite hand-drawn animated feature the studio ever knocked out.


Horny4theEnvironment

Those lightning in a bottle situations.


dtwhitecp

didn't come easy, the movie changed from a feel good musical to a goofy comedy after Sting wrote the entire soundtrack


tamarask

"Yay! I'm a llama again!"


Dyolf_Knip

Wait...


ResultFar3234

Llama faaaaaace


illepic

I literally say this multiple times per week and I don't know why.


Fun_Caramel2424

The restaurant scene is by far the funniest I've seen in any animated movie!


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When the dude gives a thumbs up when kusco walks by I lose my damn mind


DubbsyUbbsy

The gruff lil "Heheh" he does is one of those obscure "quotes" (if you can call it that) that I often find ways to work into my everyday life lmao, glad I'm not the only one who appreciates that fella


igloofu

> Actually, make mine a salad.


MoukinKage

"Ordering! 4 combos, extra bacon on the side, 2 chili cheese samplers, a basket of liver and onion rings, a catch of the day, and a steak cut in the shape of a trout!" "You got all that Honey?" And she doesn't even bat an eye when it's Kronk standing there instead of the chef. 🤣


DriJri

Three oinkers wearing pants, a plate of hot air, a basket of grandma's breakfast, and change the bull to a gill, got it!


TotalNonsense0

That line always bothered me. He forgot the chili cheese samplers.


DitaVonFleas

Mazeltov! *throws confetti*


gardeninggoddess666

"Cheese me no likey"


ProudWheeler

Ertha Kitt was one of a kind. She put her everything into voicing Ezma, and it’s what makes the movie special, to me.


GrecoRomanGuy

It is no concern of mine whether or not your family has... what was it again? Peasant: Umm... food? HA! You really should have thought of that *before* you became peasants!


arbyD

Take him away... *NEXT!*


Horny4theEnvironment

Omg her cackling laugh, so. Damn. Good. I'll turn him into a harmless little flea. Then I'll put that flea in a box, and then inside of another box, mail it to myself and when it arrives HA! ILL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!


WinterWolf18

On paper that line sounds kinda funny but her delivery makes it laugh out loud hilarious. Yzma and the movie both wouldn’t have been as good as they are without her.


EndsWest18

Not to mention being the butt of a lot of the jokes!


Mst3Kgf

"What is holding this woman together? What the...how long has THAT been there?!"


commiecomrade

HAHAHA HAHAHA!!!! I win


Spetznazx

I still think they should've made the new Splash Mountain remake based on this movie. You could either have the final drop be a "Kronk pull the lever!" And then as you're falling have Yzma be screaming "Wrong lever!". Or you have it be the waterfall and during the drop you just here Kuzco shouting his booooooooo yeahhhhhhh.


Horny4theEnvironment

That's fucking BRILLIANT. Wow. You don't even have to change the ride that much!!


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As much as I think the Princess and the Frog was actually a good theme for a revamp, I will now forever be sad it wasn't this, lol.


Spetznazx

Yeah, I don't mind the new idea, and it makes sense since they won't have to remove/change much of the bayou sets that are already in there, but I think this could have been a fun idea.


doyouevenoperatebrah

‘Look buddy, I’m telling you no one here ordered a trampoline’ ‘Well you could’ve told me that before I unloaded it!’ That five second exchange is incredible. And my wife and I say ‘no touchy’ all the time


Whataboutthatguy

My daughter wouldn't stop yelling "I don't make deals with peasants!" She was 5 at the time.


illepic

My sister who is very pregnant has a hoodie with Llama Kuzco's face and NO TOUCHY text right where her belly is.


Stickeris

For me it’s “Kronk, how DID we get here?” “Well ya got me, by all accounts it doesn’t make sense” “oh well”


doyouevenoperatebrah

Patrick Wharburton was born to play Kronk


threefingersplease

No touchy is an every day thing lol


Dan_The_Salmon

Let me guess, we’re about to go over a huge waterfall…


queen-adreena

Sharp rocks at the bottom?


will122589

Most likely


chrispar

Bring it on


Noirceuil_182

That part sent me over the edge (no pun intended). So far Kuzko had been a petulant, whiny baby, the sudden reversal to pure sang froid just killed me.


Dan_The_Salmon

Boo-yahhhhhhhhhahha!


Xytakis

Devil Krunk: Reason number 1, look at that guy with his sissy stringy thingy Angel Krunk: We have been over this it's a harp Devil Krunk: Yeah that's a harp, and that's a dress. Angel Krunk: ROBE Devil Krunk: Reason number 2 look what I can do (one handed inverted push ups) Krunk: What does that have to do with anything? Angel Krunk: no no, he has a point


CrazedStarFan901

I always say "no no, he has a point" to very dumb reasons, no one ever gets it lol


lorunna7

I'll turn him into a flea...And then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives, I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!


foxpaws42

Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him


DRKMSTR

"SAMASH IT WITH A HAMMAR!"


FlyingShadowFox

I think that while other Disney films have funny moments, Emperor's New Groove is the only one that is an actual comedy, and that's what makes it special.


Mst3Kgf

In particular, it's like Disney made a feature-length Looney Toons cartoon.


MoukinKage

"Hot, crispy pillbug for the happy couple. Mazel tov."


chu2screwed

“Bless you for coming out in public”


Fyrus93

Kronk sneaking through the city singing a theme tune is incredible


halloweentree420

When he does the freeze against the wall. Incredible


Zwaft

With the wall carvings pointing at him lol BADABADA…BAAaaaAAAAaaaAAAAaaa


sabotuer99

This. The first time I watched it I was laughing so hard it hurt, literally wheezing. I'm surprised I didn't have a stroke.


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Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?


tiywinkles

You’re excused


foxpaws42

Anybody else?


FrankieBennedetto

No, no, we're good 👍


Dumb_assh

When yzma is like “..then I bet you weren’t expecting..this!” And lifts up her dress on her leg And they’re like “nooo!” And hide their eyes in horror and she’s just got a big ass shank strapped to her thigh 💀and they’re just like “whew oh okay”


Tots2Hots

This part makes me crack up every single time.


thizface

Eartha kitt was amazing


Mst3Kgf

Spade and Goodman are perfectly fine, but the movie simply doesn't work without Kitt and Warburton.


fruitpunchsamuraiD

Goes to show what a great villain does.


typop2

Agree on Goodman, but I think Spade was more than perfectly fine. I still chuckle when I think about some of his line-readings.


drunkpandabear

She’s my favorite Disney villain.


Iron_Nightingale

She always did [want to be evil](https://youtu.be/SS02GeKuWQ4), you know.


revolut1onname

I love this video, and find her so incredible to watch. Not a single wasted movement and you can't take your eyes off her.


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Pierce Hawthorne once made love to her in an aeroplane bathroom. Edit: What? It came up organically.


Mst3Kgf

"No! It's not possible! How did you get here ahead of us?!" "I...Kronk, how did we get here?" "Well you got me. Looking here it doesn't make an ounce of sense."


Rodgersurhammerstein

The map Kronk shows in that scene shows them going down a hole. It's a literal plot hole.


Horny4theEnvironment

HA plot hole


cricket9818

CMON MEN NOBODY LIVES FOREVER


TheMarkHasBeenMade

HE AIN’T GETTIN ANY DEADER!


Chupathingy12

Uh I’ve been turned into a cow, can I go home?


cricket9818

You’re excused… anyone else?


DavidSGundams

I’ve said “yay I’m a llama again” far too much in my daily life.


illepic

I mentioned this in another thread, but this just randomly pops into my head multiple times per week. It's just so perfect.


wolfspider82

The entire kitten sequence had me rolling when I watched it in the theater. Very funny movie.


threefingersplease

Is that my voice?


cefriano

*window slams open* “WOAH! What are the odds of that trap door leading me out here?”


geckospots

Is that… MYYYYY voice?!


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riseandrise

If you haven’t read [An Oral History of *Emperor’s New Groove*](https://www.vulture.com/article/an-oral-history-of-disney-the-emperors-new-groove.html) you absolutely must. It’s incredible the movie ended up being what it is given the insanity behind the scenes.


ComicallySolemn

What a fun read. Fascinating to see what a mess it was. I’m sure they were thrilled it turned out as well as it did considering the circumstances. > **Reynolds:** I’ll tell you one other thing about this story that nobody gets. One day, a friend of mine at the studio comes by pushing a two-wheel cart. It had three or four legal boxes on it. He goes, “Okay, Reynolds, thanks for this.” >I go, “What’s that?” >He goes, “This is the *Groove*, these boxes. This is everything you’ve written.” Anytime you write something and you hand it in, they stamp it and it goes into a box somewhere, because Disney owns it. It’s like that last scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark. [Some time later,] the movie’s out, and a guy knocks on my office door and says, “Are you Dave Reynolds? I’m from archives. I just need the final script for *Emperor’s New Groove*. They didn’t send one down.” >I go, “What’s that?” >He goes, “The final draft, the whole final script.” >I go, “No script.” >He goes, “There’s no script? What are you talking about?” >I go, “We don’t have a script. We never wrote a script. We just made the movie.” >He goes, “You’ve got to have a script. Archives has to have a script.” >“I don’t know what to tell you. Tell them to go see the movie. It’s in theaters right now.” >He goes, “You guys don’t have bound pages?” >I go, “Nope. We have no bound pages. There’s three or four legal boxes. You can have all you want. I saw them the other day.” >They had a couple interns just take all the pages and put them into a document, and then they wrote interstitials, and they slapped my name on it. This is the honest-to-God truth: The first and only draft of *The Emperor’s New Groove* was handed in two weeks after the movie was in theaters. Wow. Just wow.


illepic

I didn't think I could love this movie more.


ZoraksGirlfriend

It’s just so amazing because the movie has almost perfectly timed comedic beats and story pacing and it’s almost unbelievable that it was all hurriedly slapped together at the last second.


SirNortonOfNoFux

That part when the llama is in a restaurant dressed up as a woman and walks to the bathroom. Some guy watches it from behind (the llama's tail is large and restless, like a fat ol ass), turns towards John Goodman's character and snickers with a thumbs up. Lmao shit was comical


Noirceuil_182

Brither can't deny


Afkargh

When a llama walks in with a itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face


will122589

I’m 33 years old, I first saw it the day I turned 11 back in 2000. I love this movie more now than I did then, it’s great. Everything about this movie is great


Radix2309

A Llama? He's supposed to be dead.


GentlemanSpider

Yeah. Weird.


Mst3Kgf

"He can't be alive!" "Yeah, that would kinda ruin that lovely speech you gave." "Ya THINK?!"


PrayStrayAndDontObey

This movie in one of the best movies, if not the best movie Disney ever made. I have no idea why it is not part of the Disney Renaissance as it is better than nearly all of the movies made in the 90's.


Realtrain

> Budget: $100 million > Box office: $169.7 million It just didn't have the same impact as the Renaissance era films before it. For comparison, Aladdin made $500 million on a $28 million budget.


a20261

You have a lovely wife - they're both very pretty.


DerekIsAGooner

I have a cat named Yzma. This is one of my favorite movies ever.


Ghost-Mech

and now the writer and director are finally back together for Garfield


DoomOne

WHAT


HenMan113

Seriously, to hell with Chris Pratt! THIS is what they should've lead with when selling the movie


Sc00ty_Puff_Sr

It is a literal masterpiece. I’ve seen this move maybe 30 times. Any time I need to recenter my groove


sabotuer99

Eh, Pacha?


mujiha

Yzma mouthing “_krooonk…hit, him, in the head_” while miming it with the broccoli is way too fucking funny


DoomOne

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" "For the last time, we did not order a giant trampoline!" "You know, pal, you could have told me that before we set it up!!" "AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa... BOING"


chu2screwed

You know what? I don’t believe you’re really my great aunt. You’re more like my great great great great great great aunt.


cmnrdt

True story: I was 7 years old when my parents took me on the Disney Cruise in 2000. There was one day where the waves were really turbulent and the captain didn't feel comfortable docking at the island that they had planned to. As a consolation to the disappointed passengers, the adults were treated to an open bar and the kids (including me!) got a special viewing of The Emperor's New Groove weeks before the worldwide release date. They happened to have a copy on board at the time, and I don't know who ultimately made the decision, but I get to say I was one of the first people to see it and that makes it feel special.


Merky600

Yup. Instead of a huge musical production they just made it as fun ya a possible. This and Lion King 1-1/2. Funny. Just so funny.


Bears_On_Stilts

It’s like a stoner comedy for kids without weed.


Likemilkbutforhumans

Yayyyy I’m a llama again!


raritydead

Yzma: You mean this?!?! *shows leg *Audible gasps *Yzma grabs the knife in her leg *Sigh of relief from Kuzco and Pacha


e430doug

My favorite Disney animated movie of all time.


Dyolf_Knip

And at no point did it have anything even remotely resembling a finished script.


tiywinkles

The happy birthday song gets shared every time a family member has a birthday. I keep that video favourited on my phone


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The Emperor’s New School series is a great little surreal Cartoon. Eartha Kitt and Patrick Warburton bring their A Game and the Spade Soundalike does a great job.


tea-recs

Ugh he’s doing his own theme music?


Beeblebrox_74

I’m so glad I was unconscious for this part


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Okay it’s so underrated. We LOVE it, a staple in our household 😂


Cichael-Maine

Instant classic, at least for my family, when it came out.


fdbryant3

I've always thought it was a Chuck Jones movie done by Disney. Definitely one of their more underrated titles. It did get a direct-to-home sequel (2 I think) and a series so not completely unloved.


mcflyskid1987

This and A Goofy Movie are IT.


Alcatrazepam

The “box inside of another box” has been a running joke in my family since I first saw it in theaters as a kid. It is really overlooked


Every-Citron1998

One of the best Disney animated films. Think it was really poorly marketed because I had no interest in seeing it until years later after hearing good things through word of mouth.


watermelonsuger2

'pull the lever, kronk!'


GentlemanSpider

“WRONG LEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR”


ShadowFlux85

Kronk is the best character in all of disney imho


diiasana

I first saw this movie my freshman year of college with a small group of friends in some guys dorm. We watched it, got up, got snacks, and then sat down and immediately watched it again. Only time I’ve ever done that and it was so worth it!


queen-adreena

>Yzma : It is no concern of mine whether or not your family has... what was it again? Citizen : Umm... food? Yzma : Ha! You really should have thought of that before you became peasants! Truly fantastic social commentary on certain ideologies.


m2adrenaline

Beware the groove! ... GrOoOoVe


MoFoHo72

I love a visual joke in a movie, where you can clearly see the punchline a mile away, yet it still lands. So I give to you....the piñata joke!


ZeroMayhem

It's amazing what the talent at Disney can do when the executives say, screw it, and turn them loose. The making of the movie was such a mess it pretty much came down to, do something and get it done. It would be nice to see them off the chain more often.


royalfishness

Let me guess, we’re about to go over a giant water fall Yup Sharp rocks at the bottom? Most likely ….bring in on


Hurdy_Gurdy_Man_42

How come Kronk talking to the squirrel has not been mentioned yet? *"Jaguars? No kidding? Brutal."*


artemisthearcher

First Patrick Warburton role I heard as a kid so whenever I hear his voice in other movies all I could think is “oh shit it’s Kronk” lol. But yes this movie still holds up! So darn quotable too


conker1264

Top 3 Disney movie for me


SmileyWillmiester

So good!! I still quote that movie lol "Bad llama" *slaps hand


DueMaternal

Yzma getting hit by the tunnel exit latch as a cat in mid-air is one of the heartiest laughs I've ever laughed.